D'tyrant Michaels' Brett Favre Article

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Just received this email from Michaels. He wanted me to share it because the Liberal's website is down.

2006: The Final Straw
by D'tyrant Michaels, Liberal Utopian staff writer.
dmichaels@liberalutop.news

Brett Favre. #4. Green Bay Packers. Is Brett Favre the greatest quarterback of all time? I do not believe so. Not because Favre lacks the skill to be the greatest QB ever, but because he is only a 1-time Super Bowl winner.

The 2006 season will be the last of Favre's glorious career. Unfortunately, the Packers are no better than they were that fateful day when Ron Wolf traded a 1st round pick to the Atlanta Falcons for the wild Favre. Is there somebody to blame? Yes. Not Brett Favre. Not Mike Sherman. Not Ron Wolf. But Ted Thompson.

There are two things Ted Thompson loves more than anything in the world: men and top 5 draft picks. As a professional writer, I will shed away from speaking of Thompson's sexuality. But as a professional writer, I can and will criticize Thompson's love for top 5 draft picks. To earn a top 5 pick, your team must be worst then mediocre. The team must dwell at the bottom of its conference. The team must suck.

4-12, thy name is Ted Thompson.

Alas, Brett Favre will never be the greatest QB of all time. Alas.

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[Tony Oday]

I am now dumber for reading this. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your pathetic soul.

[SkinBasket]

By Azfukery Dipstik, Staff Writer and Senior Editor of VD Monthly
gofukyourself@dipstik.com

This thread licks big, sweaty balls.


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Again, Azfukery hits the nail on the head here. I can see why he rocketed to the top of the staff at VD monthly and why dissenters of his genius burned his garage down, whereby destroying his lifeworks, but not his soul.

Alas, not his soul.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

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What is that supposed to mean?

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not sure, but it makes about as much sense as this post.

[SkinBasket]

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Asfukery types the truth
Kickin lyers puttin out fires
Slappin fools with his dick
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But they cannot kill his wish!

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They can take my body-

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But they cannot take my soul!

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No! No no no!

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They can burn my essay til it's hottie hottie hottie!

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Ho ho ho!

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But they cannot burn my truth!

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No no no!

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That don't fucking rhyme!

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[Anti-Polar Bear]

not sure, but it makes about as much sense as this post.

read again partial. you are one of my favarite poster and if you read it again, i am sure u will get it. :cool:

[Charles Woodson]

not sure, but it makes about as much sense as this post.

read again partial. you are one of my favarite poster and if you read it again, i am sure u will get it. :cool:

HAHA tank, nice try, u gave urself up when u mentioned the sexuality part

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on a completely unrelated note, is TT married?

T - I reread and still don't get it :oops:

[Anti-Polar Bear]

on a completely unrelated note, is TT married?


nope. 50 and still going, i believe, gay?

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What if he is really homosexual? At the very least it would be pretty funny that Tank was right about that

[Tony Oday]

It would be the first thing ever...

[woodbuck27]

What if he is really homosexual? At the very least it would be pretty funny that Tank was right about that

Hahahahahahahah!

Tanks right about everything. . . Come On ! He does his research.

The only thing is . . .why havn't all the Gay Rights people that are Packer fans discovered him, got into Tanks schmuuuck and placed a contract on his lovely head?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

The only thing is . . .why havn't all the Gay Rights people that are Packer fans discovered him, got into Tanks schmuuuck and placed a contract on his lovely head?

The Kentucky is one of my schumuuck. All the others who has criticized me,i forgot your name. What is the name of that guy who told me to stop posting again? :)

[OKC PackerFan]

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What is that supposed to mean?



not sure, but it makes about as much sense as this post.



LOL, now that was damn funny.

[ny10804]

I am now dumber for reading this. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your pathetic soul.

I think I may now turn on Billy Madison!