Update on Al Harris

[packers11]

http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080923/PKR01/80923172/1058

Harris to learn spleen diagnosis on Wednesday

Cornerback Al Harris should learn Wednesday whether he will miss the rest of the Green Bay Packers' season because of the torn spleen he sustained in Monday’s loss to the Dallas Cowboys.

Harris’ agent, Jack Bechta, said Tuesday the tests done on Harris were sent to two specialists, who were expected to give their diagnoses and recommendations to Harris on Wednesday.

Harris probably either will need surgery or will wait for the spleen to heal. Either way, he likely would miss several months, which almost certainly would keep him out the rest of the season.

Harris, 33, is an 11-year veteran and has played in 83 consecutive regular-season games since joining the Packers in 2003. He has played in 163 consecutive NFL regular-season games.

[Jimx29]

Still can't quite figure out why it takes days for them to call it whatever it is.

[MadtownPacker]

Still can't quite figure out why it takes days for them to call it whatever it is.It sounds like docs a telling him he will need to shut it down and he is searching for one that will say different. Got to admire that toughness.

[KYPack]

I love Al, man.

He's tougher than a bus station steak.

BTW Al, shut it down, bro.

[RashanGary]

A doctor called 107.5 today and said Al probably had two choices.

1. Take the season off and let the spleen heal

2. REmove the spleen, be back on the field in 4 weeks and have life long immune system problems and various other health risks.


The doctor said Al needs to shut it down and do the right thing for his body. I agree. Al Harris plays football the right way. I'll miss watching him play but obviously health is a very precious thing and Al (or anyone) needs to put that well before football.

[hoosier]

Still can't quite figure out why it takes days for them to call it whatever it is.

Probably because they're not sure if the tear is going to heal itself or continue bleeding. If it's bad enough to require surgery, that would obviously show up in the CT. But if it's a milder tear (which this case sounds like) you start dealing with a specialist to estimate recovery time.

I don't think Al's gonna be seeing the field again for quite a while.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

A doctor called 107.5 today and said Al probably had two choices.

1. Take the season off and let the spleen heal

2. REmove the spleen, be back on the field in 4 weeks and have life long immune system problems and various other health risks.


The doctor said Al needs to shut it down and do the right thing for his body. I agree. Al Harris plays football the right way. I'll miss watching him play but obviously health is a very precious thing and Al (or anyone) needs to put that well before football.

Al needs to stop putting himself in front of the packer's needs. Al should willingly put his health at risk....to die while playing for the packers is the height of glory.

WE ARE PACKERS!!!!

[Fosco33]

He's got 2 kids and a life to consider outside football. He needs to shut it down this year if it's a tear.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

He's got 2 kids and a life to consider outside football. He needs to shut it down this year if it's a tear.

You my friend are soft.

I'm sure his life insurance and pension will take care of his kids. Try to imagine the pride they will feel knowing that dad died for his team. You can't teach those kind of life lessons. That is commitment!!

[Rastak]

He's got 2 kids and a life to consider outside football. He needs to shut it down this year if it's a tear.

You my friend are soft.

I'm sure his life insurance and pension will take care of his kids. Try to imagine the pride they will feel knowing that dad died for his team. You can't teach those kind of life lessons. That is commitment!!


Perhaps sometime soon you can feel it firsthand and let us know how your family handles it. Assuming Houdini was right of course.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

He's got 2 kids and a life to consider outside football. He needs to shut it down this year if it's a tear.

You my friend are soft.

I'm sure his life insurance and pension will take care of his kids. Try to imagine the pride they will feel knowing that dad died for his team. You can't teach those kind of life lessons. That is commitment!!


Perhaps sometime soon you can feel it firsthand and let us know how your family handles it. Assuming Houdini was right of course.

Ty would gladly die on the field of battle for the Packers. Please let me know i can make the team..since i seem to be devoid of the skills they are looking for: height, power, speed, and general football ability.

Ty doesn't think dying in the front office holds the same type value. But, if you can secure a front office job...he won't shy away from personal risk.

[Rastak]

He's got 2 kids and a life to consider outside football. He needs to shut it down this year if it's a tear.

You my friend are soft.

I'm sure his life insurance and pension will take care of his kids. Try to imagine the pride they will feel knowing that dad died for his team. You can't teach those kind of life lessons. That is commitment!!


Perhaps sometime soon you can feel it firsthand and let us know how your family handles it. Assuming Houdini was right of course.

Ty would gladly die on the field of battle for the Packers. Please let me know i can make the team..since i seem to be devoid of the skills they are looking for: height, power, speed, and general football ability.

Ty doesn't think dying in the front office holds the same type value. But, if you can secure a front office job...he won't shy away from personal risk.


Well, maybe god will allow you the chance. Maybe falling off a ledge at a game while cheering real loud. Best of luck.

[MJZiggy]

Maybe if you lay down on the field, they will run you over with the lawn mower. Will that do it for you?

[Rastak]

Maybe if you lay down on the field, they will run you over with the lawn mower. Will that do it for you?


I think he's full of shit and isn't going to go through with it. He talks a big game, wishing other people death but he's a coward and wouldn't really take one for the team, like any complete moron would do.

[cpk1994]

Maybe if you lay down on the field, they will run you over with the lawn mower. Will that do it for you?


I think he's full of shit and isn't going to go through with it. He talks a big game, wishing other people death but he's a coward and wouldn't really take one for the team, like any complete moron would do.You are taking Tyrone way too seriously.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

He's got 2 kids and a life to consider outside football. He needs to shut it down this year if it's a tear.

You my friend are soft.

I'm sure his life insurance and pension will take care of his kids. Try to imagine the pride they will feel knowing that dad died for his team. You can't teach those kind of life lessons. That is commitment!!


Perhaps sometime soon you can feel it firsthand and let us know how your family handles it. Assuming Houdini was right of course.

Ty would gladly die on the field of battle for the Packers. Please let me know i can make the team..since i seem to be devoid of the skills they are looking for: height, power, speed, and general football ability.

Ty doesn't think dying in the front office holds the same type value. But, if you can secure a front office job...he won't shy away from personal risk.


Well, maybe god will allow you the chance. Maybe falling off a ledge at a game while cheering real loud. Best of luck.

We can only hope so. I know God would be thrilled to have me up there playing for the big team. Plus, god knows i bring the best rocks and strippers!

[Tarlam!]

like any complete moron would do.

So, what Ras? Are you suggesting Ty isn't a complete moron?? :oops:

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Maybe if you lay down on the field, they will run you over with the lawn mower. Will that do it for you?


I think he's full of shit and isn't going to go through with it. He talks a big game, wishing other people death but he's a coward and wouldn't really take one for the team, like any complete moron would do.
^^^^

Example of a guy with little or no sense of humor.

[Zool]

Maybe if you lay down on the field, they will run you over with the lawn mower. Will that do it for you?


I think he's full of shit and isn't going to go through with it. He talks a big game, wishing other people death but he's a coward and wouldn't really take one for the team, like any complete moron would do.
^^^^

Example of a guy with little or no sense of humor.

Ras is the best dry humor guy here Mr Unfunny.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Maybe if you lay down on the field, they will run you over with the lawn mower. Will that do it for you?

Prolly bad for the team as the high level of toxins in Ty would kill the field.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

like any complete moron would do.

So, what Ras? Are you suggesting Ty isn't a complete moron?? :oops:

Yeah, i'm pissed. Who is he to say i'm an incomplete moron.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Maybe if you lay down on the field, they will run you over with the lawn mower. Will that do it for you?


I think he's full of shit and isn't going to go through with it. He talks a big game, wishing other people death but he's a coward and wouldn't really take one for the team, like any complete moron would do.
^^^^

Example of a guy with little or no sense of humor.

Ras is the best dry humor guy here Mr Unfunny.

Then he is resting on his laurels or not using that humor..as these recent posts don't display much.

[Rastak]

Maybe if you lay down on the field, they will run you over with the lawn mower. Will that do it for you?


I think he's full of shit and isn't going to go through with it. He talks a big game, wishing other people death but he's a coward and wouldn't really take one for the team, like any complete moron would do.
^^^^

Example of a guy with little or no sense of humor.


Ok, here's the straight shit. Joking about people's health ain't funny, ever. There are plenty of things to joke about, this ain't one.

I hope you find out the hard way just how unfunny the subject is.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Maybe if you lay down on the field, they will run you over with the lawn mower. Will that do it for you?


I think he's full of shit and isn't going to go through with it. He talks a big game, wishing other people death but he's a coward and wouldn't really take one for the team, like any complete moron would do.
^^^^

Example of a guy with little or no sense of humor.


Ok, here's the straight shit. Joking about people's health ain't funny, ever. There are plenty of things to joke about, this ain't one.

I hope you find out the hard way just how unfunny the subject is.

That is your opinion. I dont' remember when you were appointed arbiter of what is funny in this forum or the States. If have been, i humbly apologize.

Your opinion isn't mine. Al isn't in the hospital, he isn't near death's door. If he was..i would't be saying a thing.

Death is indeed a funny subject. Many people have made jokes about it. Are you that fucking ridiculous. From Winston Churchill joking about taking poison to escape a life with a certain woman, to Richard Pryor, to Steve Jobs joking about his health, etc.

If you don't find something funny, it isn't your job to try and attack my posts..though you are welcome to do so..free country...but, you can just let them stand and let the thread die.

[Rastak]

Maybe if you lay down on the field, they will run you over with the lawn mower. Will that do it for you?


I think he's full of shit and isn't going to go through with it. He talks a big game, wishing other people death but he's a coward and wouldn't really take one for the team, like any complete moron would do.
^^^^

Example of a guy with little or no sense of humor.


Ok, here's the straight shit. Joking about people's health ain't funny, ever. There are plenty of things to joke about, this ain't one.

I hope you find out the hard way just how unfunny the subject is.

That is your opinion. I dont' remember when you were appointed arbiter of what is funny in this forum or the States. If have been, i humbly apologize.

Your opinion isn't mine. Al isn't in the hospital, he isn't near death's door. If he was..i would't be saying a thing.

Death is indeed a funny subject. Many people have made jokes about it. Are you that fucking ridiculous. From Winston Churchill joking about taking poison to escape a life with a certain woman, to Richard Pryor, to Steve Jobs joking about his health, etc.

If you don't find something funny, it isn't your job to try and attack my posts..though you are welcome to do so..free country...but, you can just let them stand and let the thread die.


Ok, so you now forget your brilliant cancer jokes with Udeze? The hell you don't do the same thing when life is on the line. The shit isn't funny, ok? I'm glad Al Harris isn't at deaths door. Put him out there in the wrong situation and he could be.


Look, there are many things to joke and kid about, this isn't funny. If Al Harris is at risk he shouldn't be out there.


One last thing, when I read something funny on this site, and there are many great jokes and funny assed subtle humor, I laugh. When people read that a player has life insurance and should take one for the team, do you honestly think the majority (or even minority) posters laughed and said that it was a really good one?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Maybe if you lay down on the field, they will run you over with the lawn mower. Will that do it for you?


I think he's full of shit and isn't going to go through with it. He talks a big game, wishing other people death but he's a coward and wouldn't really take one for the team, like any complete moron would do.
^^^^

Example of a guy with little or no sense of humor.


Ok, here's the straight shit. Joking about people's health ain't funny, ever. There are plenty of things to joke about, this ain't one.

I hope you find out the hard way just how unfunny the subject is.

That is your opinion. I dont' remember when you were appointed arbiter of what is funny in this forum or the States. If have been, i humbly apologize.

Your opinion isn't mine. Al isn't in the hospital, he isn't near death's door. If he was..i would't be saying a thing.

Death is indeed a funny subject. Many people have made jokes about it. Are you that fucking ridiculous. From Winston Churchill joking about taking poison to escape a life with a certain woman, to Richard Pryor, to Steve Jobs joking about his health, etc.

If you don't find something funny, it isn't your job to try and attack my posts..though you are welcome to do so..free country...but, you can just let them stand and let the thread die.


Ok, so you now forget your brilliant cancer jokes with Udeze? The hell you don't do the same thing when life is on the line. The shit isn't funny, ok? I'm glad Al Harris isn't at deaths door. Put him out there in the wrong situation and he could be.


Look, there are many things to joke and kid about, this isn't funny. If Al Harris is at risk he shouldn't be out there.


One last thing, when I read something funny on this site, and there are many great jokes and funny assed subtle humor, I laugh. When people read that a player has life insurance and should take one for the team, do you honestly think the majority (or even minority) posters laughed and said that it was a really good one?

Again, if you don't like the jokes..to bad. Udeze..remind me again...when did he die? Don't hurt yourself getting off your high horse.

If this is a personal subject and you dislike it..then don't read it, dont' respond...funny, how you then make the same type of jokes towards me...you dont' lead by example...nor do you see me getting upset..not at you nor MJ suggesting i get chopped up.

Funny, i don't see you chastising her.

Al: No doctor is going to clear him..and if they do..then he is free to play. that is HIS choice. Just like it was TO's when he was with the Eagles.

Insurance: I dont' know, nor do i care. But, for sure, none of those laughing or non laughing asked you to step in and make decisions about what we could post.

[Rastak]

No problem, I've made my point.

Karma dude. Someday.


edit: Zig was suggesting a way for you to follow your own really funny advice.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

No problem, I've made my point.

Karma dude. Someday.

Point: Same as you tried last time...to no avail. You should learn the serenity prayer.

So, you are wishing ill upon me. Nice.

Or are you suggesting that when i get ill someone might make a joke...ooh, how terrible. Perhaps, you might have my position if you've gone thru some of the things i have...I have been ill and having jokes about it made me laugh and got me thru the tough times.

[Rastak]

Wishing ill on you? Nah, it will happen on it's own I guess..it does to us all in time. 100% of us. It's just a matter of when.


Ok, enough of the Ty vs Rastak debate.




If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.


Let's hear the best Al Harris dies on the field joke. Who can top Ty?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

For Al i wish he would die...intercepting a Brett Favre pass in the superbowl and collapsing in the end zone...sealing our victory.

Just imaging John Facienda narrating that gives me goose bumps. :oops:

[Rastak]

For Al i wish he would die...intercepting a Brett Favre pass in the superbowl and collapsing in the end zone...sealing our victory.

Just imaging John Facienda narrating that gives me goose bumps. :oops:


You really are an attention whore aren't you? You had your shot. Let's see how many other funny jokes we can get on the subject.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

For Al i wish he would die...intercepting a Brett Favre pass in the superbowl and collapsing in the end zone...sealing our victory.

Just imaging John Facienda narrating that gives me goose bumps. :oops:


You really are an attention whore aren't you? You had your shot. Let's see how many other funny jokes we can get on the subject.

Shot..no, i presented a scenario dying on the field. But, i never went into specifics.

[Rastak]

For Al i wish he would die...intercepting a Brett Favre pass in the superbowl and collapsing in the end zone...sealing our victory.

Just imaging John Facienda narrating that gives me goose bumps. :oops:


You really are an attention whore aren't you? You had your shot. Let's see how many other funny jokes we can get on the subject.

Shot..no, i presented a scenario dying on the field. But, i never went into specifics.


You had your shot, next?


edit: Specifics? It was a joke......I am looking for all the other jokes about Al dying.....I'm sure the entire forum has lots of them ready.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

For Al i wish he would die...intercepting a Brett Favre pass in the superbowl and collapsing in the end zone...sealing our victory.

Just imaging John Facienda narrating that gives me goose bumps. :oops:


You really are an attention whore aren't you? You had your shot. Let's see how many other funny jokes we can get on the subject.

Shot..no, i presented a scenario dying on the field. But, i never went into specifics.


You had your shot, next?


edit: Specifics? It was a joke......I am looking for all the other jokes about Al dying.....I'm sure the entire forum has lots of them ready.

What i enjoy most about you is your sincerity.

[Tarlam!]

Ty, when you grow up, you'll have a lot of oexpeience tolook back upon. You should make a fine adult one day.

[Rastak]

For Al i wish he would die...intercepting a Brett Favre pass in the superbowl and collapsing in the end zone...sealing our victory.

Just imaging John Facienda narrating that gives me goose bumps. :oops:


You really are an attention whore aren't you? You had your shot. Let's see how many other funny jokes we can get on the subject.

Shot..no, i presented a scenario dying on the field. But, i never went into specifics.


You had your shot, next?


edit: Specifics? It was a joke......I am looking for all the other jokes about Al dying.....I'm sure the entire forum has lots of them ready.

What i enjoy most about you is your sincerity.


I like your ability to go off topic.

You made your super funny Al Harris dies joke, let's open it up to others.


OTHERS.

That means you made your super funny joke, let's see if anyone can top it.


Look, you said it was a joke. Fine. Can anyone top it. I can only think of 1 or 2 who'd even try.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Ty, when you grow up, you'll have a lot of oexpeience tolook back upon. You should make a fine adult one day.

I sure hope that one day i meet your standard. That would make me the happiest boy in the world!

[Tarlam!]

Is it worth it Ras? If we all ignore him, he's sue to go away.

[Rastak]

Ty, when you grow up, you'll have a lot of oexpeience tolook back upon. You should make a fine adult one day.

I sure hope that one day i meet your standard. That would make me the happiest boy in the world!



Is there anyone that can top Ty's joke on Al Harris dying? It's an open competition. As zool pointed out once before , he'll post a reply after EVERY SINGLE POST despite it not being relevant to the question asked.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Is it worth it Ras? If we all ignore him, he's sue to go away.

Said by the man who couldn't stop himself from posting in this thread!

[Rastak]

Is there anyone who can top Ty's Al Harris dying joke? He's a funny guy, there must be someone who is funnier.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

For Al i wish he would die...intercepting a Brett Favre pass in the superbowl and collapsing in the end zone...sealing our victory.

Just imaging John Facienda narrating that gives me goose bumps. :oops:


You really are an attention whore aren't you? You had your shot. Let's see how many other funny jokes we can get on the subject.

Shot..no, i presented a scenario dying on the field. But, i never went into specifics.


You had your shot, next?


edit: Specifics? It was a joke......I am looking for all the other jokes about Al dying.....I'm sure the entire forum has lots of them ready.

What i enjoy most about you is your sincerity.


I like your ability to go off topic.

You made your super funny Al Harris dies joke, let's open it up to others.


OTHERS.

That means you made your super funny joke, let's see if anyone can top it.


Look, you said it was a joke. Fine. Can anyone top it. I can only think of 1 or 2 who'd even try.

Of course they can't top it. You don't top the Mona Lisa. You don't top a Van Gogh.

The posters are intimidated. They know they can't match up.

[Harlan Huckleby]

He's got 2 kids and a life to consider outside football. He needs to shut it down this year if it's a tear.

You my friend are soft.

I'm sure his life insurance and pension will take care of his kids. Try to imagine the pride they will feel knowing that dad died for his team. You can't teach those kind of life lessons. That is commitment!!


Perhaps sometime soon you can feel it firsthand and let us know how your family handles it. Assuming Houdini was right of course.

Rastak, Tyrone was engaging in black humor. I don't think it was overly mean or anything.

You certainly have a right to express your distaste.

I find the attacks against Tyrone by you and Tarlam and the others as more nasty than whatever crime against taste T originally committed.

This seems to be a regular pattern. The Saints who stand-up for decency are more spiteful than the Sinners they are rebuking.

Raise a glass for the Sinners!

[Tyrone Bigguns]

He's got 2 kids and a life to consider outside football. He needs to shut it down this year if it's a tear.

You my friend are soft.

I'm sure his life insurance and pension will take care of his kids. Try to imagine the pride they will feel knowing that dad died for his team. You can't teach those kind of life lessons. That is commitment!!


Perhaps sometime soon you can feel it firsthand and let us know how your family handles it. Assuming Houdini was right of course.

Rastak, Tyrone was engaging in black humor. I don't think it was overly mean or anything.

You certainly have a right to express your distaste.

I find the attacks against Tyrone by you and Tarlam and the others as more nasty than whatever crime against taste T originally committed.

This seems to be a regular pattern. The Saints who stand-up for decency are more spiteful than the Sinners they are rebuking.

Raise a glass for the Sinners!

QFT

[Tarlam!]

Ty, when you grow up, you'll have a lot of oexpeience tolook back upon. You should make a fine adult one day.

I sure hope that one day i meet your standard. That would make me the happiest boy in the world!

You think you're hot shit. You're probably alone with that thought. I've received many a PM about you and how best we could banish you to PackerChatters etc.

I figure if we just ignore your posts long enough, you'll get the hint.

[Rastak]

Damn but Zool was 100% right...now THIS is fucking funny. NOW you are being funny Ty.


You just can't let the question go to the masses can you?

You just can't shut your fucking mouth and see if someone can top your joke?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Ty, when you grow up, you'll have a lot of oexpeience tolook back upon. You should make a fine adult one day.

I sure hope that one day i meet your standard. That would make me the happiest boy in the world!



Is there anyone that can top Ty's joke on Al Harris dying? It's an open competition. As zool pointed out once before , he'll post a reply after EVERY SINGLE POST despite it not being relevant to the question asked.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Do you realize how foolish and petty you look right now?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Damn but Zool was 100% right...now THIS is fucking funny. NOW you are being funny Ty.


You just can't let the question go to the masses can you?

You just can't shut your fucking mouth and see if someone can top your joke?

I'm not stopping anyone from posting. I haven't made any other jokes. If they want to they can.

Your reposting of your viewpoint is no different that my posts.

[Rastak]

Ty, when you grow up, you'll have a lot of oexpeience tolook back upon. You should make a fine adult one day.

I sure hope that one day i meet your standard. That would make me the happiest boy in the world!



Is there anyone that can top Ty's joke on Al Harris dying? It's an open competition. As zool pointed out once before , he'll post a reply after EVERY SINGLE POST despite it not being relevant to the question asked.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Do you realize how foolish and petty you look right now?


Let's let the public decide who can make the funniest joke. That's all I'm saying. You've made the point that this is the most natural thing in the world. You just can't shut up and let someone other than you and I make the determination, can you?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Ty, when you grow up, you'll have a lot of oexpeience tolook back upon. You should make a fine adult one day.

I sure hope that one day i meet your standard. That would make me the happiest boy in the world!

You think you're hot shit. You're probably alone with that thought. I've received many a PM about you and how best we could banish you to PackerChatters etc.

I figure if we just ignore your posts long enough, you'll get the hint.

And, yet you can't do it yourself. How sad.

[Harlan Huckleby]

i think we need a timeout. who wants ice cream?

[Rastak]

Ty, when you grow up, you'll have a lot of oexpeience tolook back upon. You should make a fine adult one day.

I sure hope that one day i meet your standard. That would make me the happiest boy in the world!

You think you're hot shit. You're probably alone with that thought. I've received many a PM about you and how best we could banish you to PackerChatters etc.

I figure if we just ignore your posts long enough, you'll get the hint.

And, yet you can't do it yourself. How sad.


Hey TY, are we gonna do this until the fucking dawn breaks?



I am asking if anyone can top your joke? You had your joke, let others get their chance.

[Tarlam!]

I am asking if anyone can top your joke? You had your joke, let others get their chance.

No one can, and no one would even step up to the plate. Ras. you're right, Ty is one sich mother. If you didn't dress in purple all the timne, I'd kiss you!

[mraynrand]

Ty, when you grow up, you'll have a lot of oexpeience tolook back upon. You should make a fine adult one day.

I sure hope that one day i meet your standard. That would make me the happiest boy in the world!

You think you're hot shit. You're probably alone with that thought. I've received many a PM about you and how best we could banish you to PackerChatters etc.

I figure if we just ignore your posts long enough, you'll get the hint.

And, yet you can't do it yourself. How sad.


Hey TY, are we gonna do this until the fucking dawn breaks?



I am asking if anyone can top your joke? You had your joke, let others get their chance.

I made a tasteless remark in another thread about Al having the spleen removed and be ready to play Sunday. Do I get a prize?


http://www.packerrats.com/ratchat/viewtopic.php?t=14830&start=0

[Harlan Huckleby]

not so fast.

I made a tasteless remark about donating my spleen to Al:
http://www.packerrats.com/ratchat/viewtopic.php?t=14840

I should be in the running for a prize. And perhaps a candidate to be driven out of the forum by Tarlam and the other Guardian Angels.

[Tarlam!]

Didnt you donate a kidney to save your wife, Ray? Some Rat did. More than I'd do, but, I am not on speaking terms with my soon-to-be ex-wife.

[Rastak]

You both are in the running but are back a ways....

[Harlan Huckleby]

I've received many a PM about you and how best we could banish you to PackerChatters etc.

Here's a major GO FUCK YOURSELF.

You are way over the line, posting bullshit like this, trying to rally support against a valuable member of the forum.

Do we really want to have a forum of like-minded personalities?

[Harlan Huckleby]

Sorry for losing my temper.

[mraynrand]

Sorry for losing my temper.

Sometimes when you're an ass, you're pretty funny. When I'm an ass, I'm just a saggy ass.

[mraynrand]

Didnt you donate a kidney to save your wife, Ray? Some Rat did. More than I'd do, but, I am not on speaking terms with my soon-to-be ex-wife.

I didn't donate my kidney - at least to my knowledge. I did donate a pint 'o blood last weekend. Premie donor, right here!

[MadtownPacker]

Damn I hope Al don't read this forum. :lol:

[Zool]

Damn I hope Al don't read this forum. :lol:

No shit. Its like show and tell at the brain damage factory tonight.

[GrnBay007]

I am asking if anyone can top your joke?

Larry LaPrise passed away. You know, the guy that wrote `Hokey Pokey'. Everything was going well and as planned at the funeral home until they tried to put his right foot in the casket.

:oops:

[mraynrand]

Damn I hope Al don't read this forum. :lol:

No shit. Its like show and tell at the brain damage factory tonight.

I have a brain I can donate for transplant, if anyone has a body without a saggy butt.

[Zool]

Damn I hope Al don't read this forum. :lol:

No shit. Its like show and tell at the brain damage factory tonight.

I have a brain I can donate for transplant, if anyone has a body without a saggy butt.

My ass is still riding pretty high, but I have no use for a brain. I dont use the one I have.

[Tarlam!]

...to be driven out of the forum by Tarlam and the other Guardian Angels.

With all due respect, nobody drives anybody out around here.

I will make use of my poster rights to state if I am irked. So will you. So, sod off!

[Fosco33]

You guys fight like brothers... classic.

On a lighter note:


A man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you -- we've looked at your life, and your really didn't do anything particularly good or bad. We're not at all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?"

The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, "Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of bikers. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the bikers. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!"

"I'm impressed," St. Peter responded, "When did this happen?"

"About two minutes ago," came the reply.

[Rastak]

...to be driven out of the forum by Tarlam and the other Guardian Angels.

With all due respect, nobody drives anybody out around here.

I will make use of my poster rights to state if I am irked. So will you. So, sod off!


What he said.


Whatever sod off means....

Probably an Aussie thing.

[mraynrand]

Damn I hope Al don't read this forum. :lol:

I think he should, since laughter is best for the spleen:


"If you desire the spleen, and will laugh yourself into stitches, follow me."

I think that's from Twelveth (how the hell do you spell 12th?) Night or Cymbeline. WTF?

[mraynrand]

...to be driven out of the forum by Tarlam and the other Guardian Angels.

With all due respect, nobody drives anybody out around here.

I will make use of my poster rights to state if I am irked. So will you. So, sod off!


What he said.


Whatever sod off means....

Probably an Assuie thing.

Maybe a Saggy Assie thing

[Harlan Huckleby]

With all due respect, nobody drives anybody out around here.

ya, but not for want of trying. You stated how people had PMed you about strategies for pushing Tyrone out of the forum.

I think some of the arguing gets way too personalized and nasty. Just because you think you have the moral high ground, as you and Rastak both assumed in this little tiff, that doesn't justify tearing into somebody.

ahhhh, never mind. boys will be boys.

[Rastak]

With all due respect, nobody drives anybody out around here.

ya, but not for want of trying. You stated how people had PMed you about strategies for pushing Tyrone out of the forum.

I think some of the arguing gets way too personalized and nasty. Just because you think you have the moral high ground, as you and Rastak both assumed in this little tiff, that doesn't justify tearing into somebody.

ahhhh, never mind. boys will be boys.


Tar was an innocent bystander. What one posts in this medium, is no different than others. It lends a keen insight into the real person. Why post something here you wouldn't say directly to someone?

[Harlan Huckleby]

It lends a keen insight into the real person.

ya, but i don't think your insight into the insight was so keen. Tyrone didn't say anything awful or mean. It got you upset, and you used your own emotions as the measure of good/evil. I think you & Tar WAY overreacted.

[Tarlam!]

Why post something here you wouldn't say directly to someone?

And here closeth the sermin.

IMHO, this is THE most intelligent thing ever posted on this forum. EVER!

[Scott Campbell]

It's all about Ty lately.

[BallHawk]

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/01m163w2kifAa/340x.jpg
Ahmad Carroll is tired of your arguing.

[cpk1994]

http://www.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/brick-tamland-photo_293x376.jpg

LOUD NOISES!

[pbmax]

Why post something here you wouldn't say directly to someone?
This is a good point, but you don't think someone on the team hasn't made this joke to Al already? The assumption a poster wouldn't isn't true because it is such an awful or tasteless joke, it is because the poster doesn't already know the player.

[SkinBasket]

I don't care if Al Harris dies. I don't understand why some people would get so defensive about it. Lots of people die every day, and as Rastak pointed out, it happens to everyone, so why do we have to be so reverential about health and death, especially the health and death of someone we don't know?

From our good friend William Shatner:

Live life
Live life like you're gonna die
Becasue you're gonna
I hate to be the bearer of bad news
But you're gonna die

Maybe not today or even next year
But before you know it you'll be saying
"Is this all there was?
What was all the fuss?
Why did I bother?"

Now, maybe you won't suffer maybe it's quick
But you'll have time to think
Why did I waste it?
Why didn't I taste it?
You'll have time
Because you're gonna die.

Yes it's gonna happen because it's happened to a lot of people I know
My mother, my father, my loves
The president, the kings and the pope
They all had hope

And they muttered just before they went
Maybe, I won't let go
Live life like you're gonna die
Because you are

Maybe you won't suffer maybe it's quick
But you'll have time to think
Why did I waste it?
Why didn't I taste it?
You'll have time
'Cause you're gonna die

I tell you who else left us
Passed on down to heaven no longer with us
Johnny Cash, JFK, that guy in the Stones
Lou Gehrig, Einstein, and Joey Ramone
Have I convinced you?
Do you read my lips?
This may come as news but it's time
You're gonna die
You're gonna die

By the time you hear this I may well be dead
And you my friend might be next
'Cause we're all gonna die

Yeah, oh maybe you won't suffer and maybe it's quick
But you'll have time to think
Why did I waste it?
Why didn't I taste it?
You'll have time
You'll have time cause you're gonna die
Yes, you're gonna die
You're gonna die, I tell you
You're gonna die
You are gonna die

'Cause maybe you won't suffer maybe it's quick
But you have time to think
Why did I waste it?
Why didn't I taste it?
You'll have time 'cause you're gonna die

Live Life
Life life like you're gonna die
Because you're going to
Oh yes
I hate to be the beater of bad news
But you're gonna die

Maybe not today or even next year
But before you know it you'll be saying
"Is this all there was?
What was all the fuss?
Why did I bother?
Why did I waste it?
Why didn't I taste it?"
You'll have time, baby
You'll have time
'Cause you're gonna die
You are gonna die
Oh yeah

[TennesseePackerBacker]

Atleast reading this last page made some of this bullshit better. If there are still readers on this forum that don't know everything Tyrone says is done with a heavily sarcastic tone then I strongly question their reading comprehension.

Enough of that, we need new news on Al.

[gbgary]

yeah...what IS the latest?

[pbmax]

yeah...what IS the latest?
Al is supposed to get a diagnosis from two specialists today.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

It's all about Ty lately.

Only if you or others make it so.

Nobody compels you or others to respond to a post...nor does anything compel me to respond to your or others post.

I take responsibility for my actions...do the same.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I'm in favor of a new cable channel: Ty TV

[Scott Campbell]

I take responsibility for my actions...do the same.


And why should I have to take responsibility for your actions?