I won the Gangbang Zool's Mom Award

[SkinBasket]

And all I got was this dirty scabie filled T-shirt.

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This weeks C and B awards:

Balls: The defensive backfield. Despite injuries and a couple more fucked up PI calls this week, 3 INTs, Woodson's batted down pass, and a TD give them giant hairy balls.

Cock: Ryan Grant. If this was Grant's first week going at 100%, maybe he should go back to playing at 75%. Hell, if he cranks it down to 25%, maybe he'll make the Pro Bowl. He looked slow, lacked vision, and displayed an amazing ability to make no cuts whatsoever and instead chose to crash into the backs of his own blockers. What a cock.

This week's special Pussy award goes to Donald Lee, who gave up and was pulled from the game in the second half after jogging out the rest of his route, leading to another incompletion. Strap one on Donald and stop acting like a little bitch.

[Partial]

:lol: :lol:

[sheepshead]

There's a lot of bad words in here...

[Joemailman]

What do you mean? Balls are objects used in certain sporting competitions.

Isn't a cock like a rooster or somthing?

[Joemailman]

Grant looks terrible. I know the OL isn't playing great, but he can't make anyone miss, breaks no tackles, and is missing holes. I'd be inclined to go with Brandon Jackson until Grant gets his act together. Jackson might at least be able to turn some of those 1 yard runs into 3+ yard runs by breaking a tackle now and then.

[Carolina_Packer]

He may be "100 percent" according to MM or whoever declared him that, but if he's been limited in the off-season by his contract, and then in TC and first few games by the hammy, then he's not in good enough game shape and is not in sync. Perhaps he's still not as healthy as he needs to be yet, but moreover, perhaps he's just out of sync training/timing wise.

It was a sucky off-season development. I really hope the dude can get back to the ballin' he was doing last year.

[SkinBasket]

An additional Pussy of the Week award has been announced. Whichever moderator doesn't think cock and balls is PG.

http://www.thepolarbearsgolfsociety.org/FunStuff/golfaward.jpg
Your trophy will be delivered after being hand crafted by her mouth.

[Tarlam!]

[quote="SkinBasket"]An additional Pussy of the Week award has been announced. Whichever moderator doesn't think cock and balls is PG.


Seconded. I know it's been some years since we left JSO. But when we left, we wanted to be able to say "cock and balls" anytime we felt like it. Even "cunt", if we felt like it. Though, we never would.

Skin is right.

[Carolina_Packer]

An additional Pussy of the Week award has been announced. Whichever moderator doesn't think cock and balls is PG.

http://www.thepolarbearsgolfsociety.org/FunStuff/golfaward.jpg
Your trophy will be delivered after being hand crafted by her mouth.

That's the best trophy celebration EVER! :D

[SkinBasket]

Since no one's owning up to moving this, I'm going to assume it's that coward of a dirty fucking cunt retail.

You better get to work on the rest of the Packers area you stupid shitheap: There's 1800+ matches for "shit," 528 matches for the word "fuck," 6 matches for "cunt," 50 for "cock" and another 971 for "balls."

Go on, purge the forum you nutless queers. Unless there was another reason this thread was moved after it was censored... oops I mean, "retitled."

Nice fucking forum Madtown. Nice fucking forum. I guess humor and PG rated language was the next to go after sarcasm. You motherfuckers are working real hard to make this place the spitting fucking image of the christian encourager. No sarcasm this time.

[Freak Out]

Fuck fuck motherfucking fuck. Cunt and bitch. Anal.

[Zool]

Dude 1: Anals not a bad word

Dude 2: Tell that to my wife

[Scott Campbell]

I'm sad to report, Ryan Grant is indeed a giant cock. I can't figure out what happened to him. The line didn't block that much better last year. Where are the instincts he displayed so well last year?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I'm sad to report, Ryan Grant is indeed a giant cock. I can't figure out what happened to him. The line didn't block that much better last year. Where are the instincts he displayed so well last year?

THat is the same question Ty asked of Willard Harrell.

[GBRulz]

What personal or threatening information was in this thread that caused it to get moved / edited ?

[MadtownPacker]

I dont know who moved it either but I moved it back and even fixed the title so Skinbasket can have his way about everything. Only way he will be happy.

I think changing the title to C&B is fine because as I said before changing thread title are not censorship. I dont know the timeline about how this thread played out but again lets just give Skin his way because his happiness is more important than anything else.


Mods please let Skin have his way about everything from now on. He is very important and we need to cave to his ever desire.

[MOBB DEEP]

Fuck fuck motherfucking fuck. Cunt and bitch. Anal.

reminds me of the "curb your enthusiasm" ep when a cook with tourette's syn was cursing like a sailor. larry wanted him to "fit in" so he started a chorus of cuss words during the grand opening of his restrurant. a bunch of random cussing from the customers ensued - hilarious

[falco]

i believe this thread belongs in the garbage can

its title offends my sensibilities

what kind of forum are you running here madtown???

[SkinBasket]

I dont know who moved it either but I moved it back and even fixed the title so Skinbasket can have his way about everything. Only way he will be happy.

I think changing the title to C&B is fine because as I said before changing thread title are not censorship. I dont know the timeline about how this thread played out but again lets just give Skin his way because his happiness is more important than anything else.


Mods please let Skin have his way about everything from now on. He is very important and we need to cave to his ever desire.

Exactly the kind of bullshit I expected.

[MadtownPacker]

i believe this thread belongs in the garbage can

its title offends my sensibilities

what kind of forum are you running here madtown???Fuck you Nazi!!@ Skinbasket wants cock and balls than who the fuck are you to question it?? He has done more for this forum and the world than Sally Struthers, Richard Simmons and Oprah combined..

[falco]

i believe this thread belongs in the garbage can

its title offends my sensibilities

what kind of forum are you running here madtown???Fuck you Nazi!!@ Skinbasket wants cock and balls than who the fuck are you to question it?? He has done more for this forum and the world than Sally Struthers, Richard Simmons and Oprah combined..

i'll make you a deal...you get off my back about my grammar and punctuation and i'll let you and your boy skin post whatever profanity you want

but i'm not letting my 3 year old troll here anymore. . . you hear that pacopete? you're staying off here until you're at least 7

[MOBB DEEP]

vulgarity IS whack tho; so many other words are available for the enlightened

and all the sexual stuff is either a white thang (like toilet humor/what was chapelle on?) or is indicative of a late bloomer/someone who hasnt had alot IMHO; real bad boys move in silence. avatars with hotties these geeks could never get slay me...

[Pacopete4]

i believe this thread belongs in the garbage can

its title offends my sensibilities

what kind of forum are you running here madtown???Fuck you Nazi!!@ Skinbasket wants cock and balls than who the fuck are you to question it?? He has done more for this forum and the world than Sally Struthers, Richard Simmons and Oprah combined..

i'll make you a deal...you get off my back about my grammar and punctuation and i'll let you and your boy skin post whatever profanity you want

but i'm not letting my 3 year old troll here anymore. . . you hear that pacopete? you're staying off here until you're at least 7


whats up with the personal attack? I haven't even posted in this joke of a thread.. .

[Jimx29]

here ya go ya fucktards: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJJL5dxgVaM

[Pacopete4]

here ya go ya fucktards: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJJL5dxgVaM


that was absolutely hilarious! :lol:

[Freak Out]

Fuck fuck motherfucking fuck. Cunt and bitch. Anal.

reminds me of the "curb your enthusiasm" ep when a cook with tourette's syn was cursing like a sailor. larry wanted him to "fit in" so he started a chorus of cuss words during the grand opening of his restrurant. a bunch of random cussing from the customers ensued - hilarious

:lol:

Great show.

[Scott Campbell]

I dont know who moved it either but I moved it back and even fixed the title so Skinbasket can have his way about everything. Only way he will be happy.

I think changing the title to C&B is fine because as I said before changing thread title are not censorship. I dont know the timeline about how this thread played out but again lets just give Skin his way because his happiness is more important than anything else.


Mods please let Skin have his way about everything from now on. He is very important and we need to cave to his ever desire.



Let me know if you want to scare the living shit out of everyone here. I've got an idea.

[MOBB DEEP]

Fuck fuck motherfucking fuck. Cunt and bitch. Anal.

reminds me of the "curb your enthusiasm" ep when a cook with tourette's syn was cursing like a sailor. larry wanted him to "fit in" so he started a chorus of cuss words during the grand opening of his restrurant. a bunch of random cussing from the customers ensued - hilarious

:lol:

Great show.


yessir; i have every season xcept last season on dvd and now will go get it...thanx for bringn to my attn

btw, im in love with cheryl for some reason

[Guiness]

I'm damn sure my IQ has dropped a solid dozen points after reading this thread.

Except that post by Scott. He's a smart dude.

[The Gunshooter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ecBbSIdBKI

[Tarlam!]

Well this got outta hand.

I apologize to Mad and the mods for my part in this.

You all do a super job and you do it as a favour to us posters. I recognize and totally appreciate your combined efforts.

Maybe, we all need to just take an aspirin.

[MJZiggy]

Might I suggest a different medication?

http://www.freshdirect.com/media/images/product/hba_8/hba_midol_extend_p.jpg

[cpk1994]

i believe this thread belongs in the garbage can

its title offends my sensibilities

what kind of forum are you running here madtown???Fuck you Nazi!!@ Skinbasket wants cock and balls than who the fuck are you to question it?? He has done more for this forum and the world than Sally Struthers, Richard Simmons and Oprah combined..

i'll make you a deal...you get off my back about my grammar and punctuation and i'll let you and your boy skin post whatever profanity you want

but i'm not letting my 3 year old troll here anymore. . . you hear that pacopete? you're staying off here until you're at least 7Now why would you want to claim him as your child? That said, was abortion ever considered in this case? :lol: :lol:

[SkinBasket]

Fuck you Nazi!!@ Skinbasket wants cock and balls than who the fuck are you to question it?? He has done more for this forum and the world than Sally Struthers, Richard Simmons and Oprah combined..

I want my threads treated the same as everyone else's you cocksmoker. That's it. Actually that's not it, because that's not the problem. The problem is your fucked up moderator needs to leave his personal issues outside of his "moderating." Of course, the only fucking "moderating" he does here is moving threads created by people he doesn't like. Well that and now I guess he's taken to editing the titles and the contents of the posts - then moving them.

This whole, "SkinBasket wants to do whatever he wants" every time your butt buddy retail proves he's a shitty moderator is old news. So is your whole, "Gee, I don't know who moved this thread" bit.

Of course this is all about keeping language clean, right? Well, that and editing posts. Sure, it was only a little bit, but it was for the greater good I'm sure. And since retail contributes so much here, he's entitled to be an asshole I guess.

[cpk1994]

Fuck you Nazi!!@ Skinbasket wants cock and balls than who the fuck are you to question it?? He has done more for this forum and the world than Sally Struthers, Richard Simmons and Oprah combined..

I want my threads treated the same as everyone else's you cocksmoker. That's it. Actually that's not it, because that's not the problem. The problem is your fucked up moderator needs to leave his personal issues outside of his "moderating." Of course, the only fucking "moderating" he does here is moving threads created by people he doesn't like. Well that and now I guess he's taken to editing the titles and the contents of the posts - then moving them.

This whole, "SkinBasket wants to do whatever he wants" every time your butt buddy retail proves he's a shitty moderator is old news. So is your whole, "Gee, I don't know who moved this thread" bit.

Of course this is all about keeping language clean, right? Well, that and editing posts. Sure, it was only a little bit, but it was for the greater good I'm sure. And since retail contributes so much here, he's entitled to be an asshole I guess.Im beginning to think you need to switch to decaf. :P

[Packers4Ever]

Grant looks terrible. I know the OL isn't playing great, but he can't make anyone miss, breaks no tackles, and is missing holes. I'd be inclined to go with Brandon Jackson until Grant gets his act together. Jackson might at least be able to turn some of those 1 yard runs into 3+ yard runs by breaking a tackle now and then.

Makes me wonder if there's a vision problem - seriously - like needing a vision correction or a change in contacts, or whatever.....??? :? Surely that's checked at time of his physical though?

[SkinBasket]

I'm reconsidering....

[Kyle.McCarroll]

here ya go ya fucktards: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJJL5dxgVaM

That was the funniest thing I've seen in a lonnnnng time.

[bobblehead]

Since no one's owning up to moving this, I'm going to assume it's that coward of a dirty fucking cunt retail.

You better get to work on the rest of the Packers area you stupid shitheap: There's 1800+ matches for "shit," 528 matches for the word "fuck," 6 matches for "cunt," 50 for "cock" and another 971 for "balls."

Go on, purge the forum you nutless queers. Unless there was another reason this thread was moved after it was censored... oops I mean, "retitled."

Nice fucking forum Madtown. Nice fucking forum. I guess humor and PG rated language was the next to go after sarcasm. You motherfuckers are working real hard to make this place the spitting fucking image of the christian encourager. No sarcasm this time.

Did you add one to the totals to include your post?

[SkinBasket]

Since no one's owning up to moving this, I'm going to assume it's that coward of a dirty fucking cunt retail.

You better get to work on the rest of the Packers area you stupid shitheap: There's 1800+ matches for "shit," 528 matches for the word "fuck," 6 matches for "cunt," 50 for "cock" and another 971 for "balls."

Go on, purge the forum you nutless queers. Unless there was another reason this thread was moved after it was censored... oops I mean, "retitled."

Nice fucking forum Madtown. Nice fucking forum. I guess humor and PG rated language was the next to go after sarcasm. You motherfuckers are working real hard to make this place the spitting fucking image of the christian encourager. No sarcasm this time.

Did you add one to the totals to include your post?

I didn't because this was in the Garbage Can when I posted, so it didn't qualify for my highly scientific survey at the time. Dragging it back out and quoting this post in the title afterwards was a rather juvenile way of someone trying to make a rather deceptive point, I assume.

You can update the chart if you would like, but as far as I can tell no progress has been made.

[Zool]

Fuck

[GrnBay007]

Fuck

...Well, was it good at least? :P

[oregonpackfan]

Skin Basket and Madtown need to settle their differences like men--mudwrestling each other in front of the Packer Rats at the Gathering this weekend! :)

[MJZiggy]

There's an activity I think I could miss...

[Zool]

Skin Basket and Madtown need to settle their differences like men--mudwrestling each other in front of the Packer Rats at the Gathering this weekend! :)

I guess I assumed they were both straight?

[Zool]

Fuck

...Well, was it good at least? :P

I was just trying to throw Skin's unscientific statistic research off.

[Iron Mike]

Fuck

...Well, was it good at least? :P

There's such a thing as bad??? :whaa:

[Noodle]

Fuck

...Well, was it good at least? :P

There's such a thing as bad??? :whaa:

Not according to Woody Allen.

[Iron Mike]

Fuck

...Well, was it good at least? :P

There's such a thing as bad??? :whaa:

Not according to Woody Allen.

Hmmm. I don't think I'll be fucking Woody Allen anytime soon.

[cpk1994]

Was it really neccesary to bring this thread back up to the top? :)

[Iron Mike]

Was it really neccesary to bring this thread back up to the top? :)

I'm guessing you don't want to fuck Woody Allen, either. 8-)

[MateoInMex]

vulgarity IS whack tho; so many other words are available for the enlightened

and all the sexual stuff is either a white thang (like toilet humor/what was chapelle on?) or is indicative of a late bloomer/someone who hasnt had alot IMHO; real bad boys move in silence. avatars with hotties these geeks could never get slay me...


"Hey what the fuk, dude?" Said the "geek" with the hottie avatar to a guy that used "slay me" in a sentence.

I like the hottie avatar. Because well, uh for one...it's soft core porn.

2.) It's the only picture I could find that could be used as an avatar

3.) I still don't know what an avatar is but I suppose if I put a picture of a saint on here, I'd get a whole bunch of religious b.s. ...argue a little bit, jerk off then go to bed.

4.) Taking a picture of myself pissing on some guy's lawn and pasting it here probably isn't as appealing to the eyes.

Come to think of it, more guys should post pictures of hotties..mainly deep southern lookin' ones. Better yet, post pictures of a couple of them. That'll take care of the crowd that still share dreams of bending over Sarah Palin.