PDA

View Full Version : Jared Allen



RashanGary
10-04-2008, 02:51 PM
Is hillarious. I heard him on "Tirico and VanPelt" and he was a riot. They asked him why he was growing a mullet and he fired back angerly "why not". He went on to say, "just having this mullet gets me a lot of postive attention. Everywhere I go I get looks and I think, 'Boy, these people respect me a lot'".

I do hate the Vikings, but for some reason I don't hate Jared Allen anymore. I'm sure he's the life of just about any party. Too bad the Vikings didn't have him around for the love boat days.

RashanGary
10-04-2008, 02:54 PM
He even mixed in a relevent stock market joke, praised the skullet and was well versed in the history of the mustache in America. He talked about being pissed at Giambi for bringing back the mustache because he was going to do that this year.