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SkinBasket
10-06-2008, 02:10 PM
Alright cocksmokers, time to nuzzle up to the tubesteak and take a nice long draw on the erection of football knowledge previously known as the cock and balls awards. Now that you've given the secret knock and answered the security question correctly, we can dispense with our anti over zealous asshole moderator avoidance measures and speak the way everyone else in this fucking forum does.

Cock: Cullen Jenkins. For breaking his arm in half and leaving us with KGB and Mike Montgomery, who I was recently surprised to learn is actually still on the team, to hold the corner. Way to let down the team asswipe.

Balls: Aaron Rodgers. He hurts, but you wouldn't know it. Well at least until he grabs his arm and grimaces like a high school girl who just got punched in the arm by her boyfriend after telling him she's with child. Other than the girly grab, another solid game despite several other facets of the team failing around him - namely every goddamn offensive lineman on the roster. A-rod may have the face of a young butt pirate, but his balls are big and round and full of the essence of manhood.


This week's Special Vas Deferens Award goes to Ryan Grant, who showed a great measure of improvement from last week.

mraynrand
10-06-2008, 03:18 PM
Cock has to got to: Jeremy Thompson. Not once, but twice found turning his back to the line of scrimmage. Truly, I say to you, it was a pathetic performance.
To Barbre, for picking up a holding penalty on a bang-bang play where Arod held the ball for all of 1 second.
To Hawk and Barnett for filling the wrong hole (in other circumstances that can get you in a hole lot of trouble).

Tony Oday
10-06-2008, 03:30 PM
To number 88 the name that will not be mentioned for HOLDING ON A FG!

Scott Campbell
10-06-2008, 03:32 PM
To number 88 the name that will not be mentioned for HOLDING ON A FG!



Rookies. Sheesh. What's he doing as a game day active anyway.

bobblehead
10-06-2008, 03:56 PM
To number 88 the name that will not be mentioned for HOLDING ON A FG!



Rookies. Sheesh. What's he doing as a game day active anyway.

I see that call like once a season, and no replay...conspiracy minds want to know???

Harlan Huckleby
10-06-2008, 07:43 PM
Cock has to got to: Jeremy Thompson. Not once, but twice found turning his back to the line of scrimmage.


Jeremy knows he's no damn good, his 2008 plan is to be inactive. Unforutately, with Montgomery down with an injury, he is the only option.