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Brando19
10-10-2008, 02:21 PM
From PFT:

A league source tells us that the talk among the Browns is that tight end Kellen Winslow landed in the Cleveland Clinic because his balls swelled to the size of grapefruits.

(We think that technical term is testiculus coconutus.)

Actually, one explanation for the situation is a condition known as hyrdocele. And while the condition in itself isn’t serious, it could be a symptom of testicular cancer.

And, yeah, I squirmed in my chair the entire time I typed this.
Pacopete4
10-10-2008, 02:22 PM
From PFT:

A league source tells us that the talk among the Browns is that tight end Kellen Winslow landed in the Cleveland Clinic because his balls swelled to the size of grapefruits.

(We think that technical term is testiculus coconutus.)

Actually, one explanation for the situation is a condition known as hyrdocele. And while the condition in itself isn’t serious, it could be a symptom of testicular cancer.

And, yeah, I squirmed in my chair the entire time I typed this.



wow...... :cry:
sheepshead
10-10-2008, 02:48 PM
http://www.esnips.com/doc/f1def9bb-b033-4a90-b4a9-a9bb2a2e5db6/Halloween---Scary-Organ-Music
mission
10-10-2008, 03:04 PM
Elephanttitus.

Our fullback had this my senior year and it was quite the marvel in the shower. I mean, we're talkin like grape fruits. No homo lol

He got that shit drained, missed a game and was back to normal. He went the rest of the year with the "Monster Balls" nickname...

He was a badass so it was ok. lol
Bossman641
10-10-2008, 04:07 PM
I know I'm not the only one that instinctively reached down toward my junk. Just reading that made me shudder.
Jimx29
10-10-2008, 04:57 PM
Loved him in the police academy movies
mraynrand
10-10-2008, 05:06 PM
Why am I thinking about the group AC/DC?
Partial
10-10-2008, 05:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY
Brando19
10-10-2008, 06:06 PM
I know I'm not the only one that instinctively reached down toward my junk. Just reading that made me shudder.


:lol:
BZnDallas
10-11-2008, 10:22 PM
Why am I thinking about the group AC/DC?

"he's got big balls, shes got big balls, but we've got the biggest, balls of them all!!"
SnakeLH2006
10-12-2008, 12:30 AM
C'mon man...balls be damned...he's a fuckin' SOLDIER!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X60mrYO1UU :lol: