SkinBasket
10-19-2008, 09:30 PM
The SkinBasket's on the Oxycotin, which doesn't help the pain, but combined with a bottle of wine, makes him forget the date. I guess you have to snort it to get the advertised effect. Anyway, on with the show:
Cock: Will Blackmon. Has obviously studied diligently under Al Harris in regards to his ability to cheer for himself after being beaten, but having the opposing offense failing of it's own accord. Was saved several times tonight after falling behind by two or three or four steps by extraordinary safety play, poor pass location, and lazy opposing WR play, but he was always there, clapping for himself or giving himself a fist pump. Awesome.
Balls: I want to say Collins and Woodson, but they've got balls to spare. Fuck, they're burning balls for the funny smell, while those without look on with watery, jealous eyes. But I got to say, McCarthy simply out-coached that black guy from Indianapolis tonight. And since black guys have big balls, McCarthy must have bigger ones. Big balls for McCarthy!
This weeks special award, the highly coveted Labia Lips Award goes to Manning by default. Eeek. What a mug when he gets sad.
Cock: Will Blackmon. Has obviously studied diligently under Al Harris in regards to his ability to cheer for himself after being beaten, but having the opposing offense failing of it's own accord. Was saved several times tonight after falling behind by two or three or four steps by extraordinary safety play, poor pass location, and lazy opposing WR play, but he was always there, clapping for himself or giving himself a fist pump. Awesome.
Balls: I want to say Collins and Woodson, but they've got balls to spare. Fuck, they're burning balls for the funny smell, while those without look on with watery, jealous eyes. But I got to say, McCarthy simply out-coached that black guy from Indianapolis tonight. And since black guys have big balls, McCarthy must have bigger ones. Big balls for McCarthy!
This weeks special award, the highly coveted Labia Lips Award goes to Manning by default. Eeek. What a mug when he gets sad.