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SkinBasket
11-03-2008, 06:29 AM
Right to the particulars:

Cock: Lots of nominees this week. Poppinga, Bigby, Al Harris, the Offensive Line, Mike McCarthy... But for changing the complexion of the game early and negatively by glory seeking and not being aware of his teammates, Al Harris gets the cock this week for crashing into Nick Collins, who literally called the fair catch on the would be INT. Given Harris's hands, he wasn't going to catch the goddamn ball anyway.

Balls: Driver's the obvious choice, but his balls are getting old and his big day was more a product of wacky pass coverage by the Titans than his own skill. So we eschew the old balls in favor of the younger, more virile mansack of Mike Montgomery, who did his best to singlehandedly keep the Titan offense in check on a day when Kampman looked like he was playing in slow motion and Poppinga proved he still doesn't understand the concept of a blitz. Finishing with 10 tackles (8 solo), a pass defensed, and a sack, Montgomery put his balls in the Titan's collective face and wiggled them around a bit.

This week's special Bad Fluffer Award goes to none other than Brady Poppinga. Whether it's in "coverage" or blitzing or playing the run, he's just out there keeping a spot warm for the real players.

Tarlam!
11-03-2008, 06:31 AM
I think you are being too hard on Poppinga, but Chillar seemed to play well.

Zool
11-03-2008, 08:08 AM
Popp sucked the big stick yesterday. In fact, other than Chillar were the LB's doing anything of note?

Deputy Nutz
11-03-2008, 08:22 AM
Don't forget about Nick Barnett. He not only likes cock, he is playing like a limp noodle for the better part of the year.

Zool
11-03-2008, 08:30 AM
Don't forget about Nick Barnett. He not only likes cock, he is playing like a limp noodle for the better part of the year.

Fuck that. Didnt you see him drag down LenDale then try driving him into the ground when he was already down? Sure it was 5 yards past the LOS, but he really showed White who's boss.