SkinBasket
11-03-2008, 06:29 AM
Right to the particulars:
Cock: Lots of nominees this week. Poppinga, Bigby, Al Harris, the Offensive Line, Mike McCarthy... But for changing the complexion of the game early and negatively by glory seeking and not being aware of his teammates, Al Harris gets the cock this week for crashing into Nick Collins, who literally called the fair catch on the would be INT. Given Harris's hands, he wasn't going to catch the goddamn ball anyway.
Balls: Driver's the obvious choice, but his balls are getting old and his big day was more a product of wacky pass coverage by the Titans than his own skill. So we eschew the old balls in favor of the younger, more virile mansack of Mike Montgomery, who did his best to singlehandedly keep the Titan offense in check on a day when Kampman looked like he was playing in slow motion and Poppinga proved he still doesn't understand the concept of a blitz. Finishing with 10 tackles (8 solo), a pass defensed, and a sack, Montgomery put his balls in the Titan's collective face and wiggled them around a bit.
This week's special Bad Fluffer Award goes to none other than Brady Poppinga. Whether it's in "coverage" or blitzing or playing the run, he's just out there keeping a spot warm for the real players.
Cock: Lots of nominees this week. Poppinga, Bigby, Al Harris, the Offensive Line, Mike McCarthy... But for changing the complexion of the game early and negatively by glory seeking and not being aware of his teammates, Al Harris gets the cock this week for crashing into Nick Collins, who literally called the fair catch on the would be INT. Given Harris's hands, he wasn't going to catch the goddamn ball anyway.
Balls: Driver's the obvious choice, but his balls are getting old and his big day was more a product of wacky pass coverage by the Titans than his own skill. So we eschew the old balls in favor of the younger, more virile mansack of Mike Montgomery, who did his best to singlehandedly keep the Titan offense in check on a day when Kampman looked like he was playing in slow motion and Poppinga proved he still doesn't understand the concept of a blitz. Finishing with 10 tackles (8 solo), a pass defensed, and a sack, Montgomery put his balls in the Titan's collective face and wiggled them around a bit.
This week's special Bad Fluffer Award goes to none other than Brady Poppinga. Whether it's in "coverage" or blitzing or playing the run, he's just out there keeping a spot warm for the real players.