Fritz
11-13-2008, 12:12 PM
Since the losing has begun in earnest, several fans and posters have questioned MM's playcalling. Some are suggesting he has become predictable; others that he's lost the "touch" without a certain QB to run the stuff.
But why? Why hasn't he adjusted? One of our Rats seems to have a theory on this:
"M3 has lost his magic. He's very predictable now!!!! Sure, this could turn around and I hope it does. I have a hunch he is spending significantly less time on football now that he has two new girls to take care of. Women are needy. If things don't improve, he isn't the answer as the coach imo."
This would explain the problem, and if adopted as a working hypothesis could explain a number of Packer-related issues:
-TT has drafted well because he is single.
-James Campen must be married and is probably getting laid too much. If his wife would stop all that, he could focus on getting the offensive line to block.
-Kurt Schottenheimer, whose unit is playing great (yes, that's a joke too), must be either divorced or not getting any from his wife. Way to go, Mrs. S!
-And finally, it clear that Vanilla Bob Sanders is not only married, but is likely a polygamist.
The answer is obvious: ban wives, mistresses, and daughters from the lives of ALL PACKER COACHES AND ADMINISTRATORS. In fact, I'm wondering if MJ and her crew are contributing to the constant distractions occurring lately at Packerrats.
But why? Why hasn't he adjusted? One of our Rats seems to have a theory on this:
"M3 has lost his magic. He's very predictable now!!!! Sure, this could turn around and I hope it does. I have a hunch he is spending significantly less time on football now that he has two new girls to take care of. Women are needy. If things don't improve, he isn't the answer as the coach imo."
This would explain the problem, and if adopted as a working hypothesis could explain a number of Packer-related issues:
-TT has drafted well because he is single.
-James Campen must be married and is probably getting laid too much. If his wife would stop all that, he could focus on getting the offensive line to block.
-Kurt Schottenheimer, whose unit is playing great (yes, that's a joke too), must be either divorced or not getting any from his wife. Way to go, Mrs. S!
-And finally, it clear that Vanilla Bob Sanders is not only married, but is likely a polygamist.
The answer is obvious: ban wives, mistresses, and daughters from the lives of ALL PACKER COACHES AND ADMINISTRATORS. In fact, I'm wondering if MJ and her crew are contributing to the constant distractions occurring lately at Packerrats.