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SkinBasket
11-18-2008, 02:54 PM
Does anyone know a goldsmith who doesn't lick balls?
arcilite
11-18-2008, 02:55 PM
Yes. Me.

Mail me your gold.

And I will mail you money!
Patler
11-18-2008, 04:08 PM
Does anyone know a goldsmith who doesn't lick balls?

I grew up with a family by the name of Goldsmith. Didn't know any of them well enough to be able to answer that question.
SkinBasket
11-18-2008, 04:51 PM
Does anyone know a goldsmith who doesn't lick balls?

I grew up with a family by the name of Goldsmith. Didn't know any of them well enough to be able to answer that question.

I don't want Jews. Or blacks. Just a goldsmith that doesn't freak out about making something more extravagant than a solid band. Where have all our craftsmen gone?
retailguy
11-18-2008, 06:23 PM
Does anyone know a goldsmith who doesn't lick balls?

I grew up with a family by the name of Goldsmith. Didn't know any of them well enough to be able to answer that question.

I don't want Jews. Or blacks. Just a goldsmith that doesn't freak out about making something more extravagant than a solid band. Where have all our craftsmen gone?

Indonesia, or Taiwan.
Freak Out
11-18-2008, 07:42 PM
We have some amazing jewelers/smiths up here..Southeast Alaska smiths are pretty well known. Where the fuck do you live anyway? Milwaukee?
SkinBasket
11-18-2008, 09:29 PM
Where the fuck do you live anyway? Milwaukee?

I am in the outlying regions of Milwaukee. Menomonee Falls/Brookfield borderlands to be particular. The fuckers I'm talking to are freaking out about making something custom, despite advertising themselves as custom design specialists. To me, it seems rater simple. Shapes, hinges, clasps. To them, it's like Jesus just kicked them in the balls. I'm talking to same jewelry CAD places this week. Maybe if a robot does the job, they won't have to get so worked up about it. Lazy fucking goldsmiths.
Freak Out
11-19-2008, 12:12 AM
Where the fuck do you live anyway? Milwaukee?

I am in the outlying regions of Milwaukee. Menomonee Falls/Brookfield borderlands to be particular. The fuckers I'm talking to are freaking out about making something custom, despite advertising themselves as custom design specialists. To me, it seems rater simple. Shapes, hinges, clasps. To them, it's like Jesus just kicked them in the balls. I'm talking to same jewelry CAD places this week. Maybe if a robot does the job, they won't have to get so worked up about it. Lazy fucking goldsmiths.

These sheisters are dealers more than fucking jewelers. Sounds like a Chicago trip might be needed. There has to be some Jews or Euro transplants making some nice stuff there.
sheepshead
11-19-2008, 07:36 AM
if youre going to travel (or maybe ship)these guys have worked on my fiances stuff. She has an antique engagement ring that no one else would touch.



http://www.dalzellandco.com/
MadtownPacker
11-19-2008, 10:15 PM
Does anyone know a goldsmith who doesn't lick balls?

I grew up with a family by the name of Goldsmith. Didn't know any of them well enough to be able to answer that question.

I don't want Jews. Or blacks. Just a goldsmith that doesn't freak out about making something more extravagant than a solid band. Where have all our craftsmen gone?If you go to TJ they will make whatever you want. Hopefully after they will shoot heroin into your racist ass and take you to a mexican whorehouse where they make you grow your hair long and advertise you as the Gringa that only does anal.
SkinBasket
11-20-2008, 09:16 PM
Fuck you meximelt. I found a hot Asian chick who knows how to run some CAD software who's cutting the price by 60% without the heroin and anal sex. Well not yet anyway.
SkinBasket
11-25-2008, 04:22 PM
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/Ella.jpg
She's making my jewelry. I picked her due to her obvious talent and lack of a giant smelly beard, which seems to be a job requirement for all male goldsmiths.
Freak Out
11-25-2008, 06:10 PM
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/Ella.jpg
She's making my jewelry. I picked her due to her obvious talent and lack of a giant smelly beard, which seems to be a job requirement for all male goldsmiths.

Good job.
MJZiggy
11-25-2008, 06:29 PM
I wonder where she got that sweater...
Freak Out
11-25-2008, 06:42 PM
I wonder where she got that sweater...

Zigknit?...or are you jealous?
MJZiggy
11-25-2008, 06:43 PM
I just don't have time these days...
BallHawk
11-25-2008, 08:21 PM
As far as I know, I don't lick balls.
Iron Mike
11-25-2008, 08:41 PM
Does anyone know a goldsmith who doesn't lick balls?

I only know one, and he's a Jew, so I bet I know which balls he licks:

http://www.roadfood.com/photos/4819.jpg
Harlan Huckleby
11-26-2008, 10:54 AM
I just don't have time these days...

I was scanning back through this hot-topic about ball-licking, and was taken back by your post
MateoInMex
11-26-2008, 11:05 AM
Does anyone know a goldsmith who doesn't lick balls?

I grew up with a family by the name of Goldsmith. Didn't know any of them well enough to be able to answer that question.

I don't want Jews. Or blacks. Just a goldsmith that doesn't freak out about making something more extravagant than a solid band. Where have all our craftsmen gone?If you go to TJ they will make whatever you want. Hopefully after they will shoot heroin into your racist ass and take you to a mexican whorehouse where they make you grow your hair long and advertise you as the Gringa that only does anal.

Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud!! Interspecies Erotica!!! I luv it! The Movie Clerks 2, not the actual beastiality porno.