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Jimx29
01-02-2009, 11:58 PM
Now who here (males) can say they haven't sped to get a good bj?? :lol:




Charles Barkley's Oral Statements
Ex-NBA superstar told Arizona cops he was racing to get a "blow job"

DECEMBER 31--Following his arrest earlier today for drunk driving, Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had "given him a 'blow job' one week earlier," which the former NBA star described as "the best one he had ever had in his life." According to a Gilbert Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, police asked Barkley where he was going at the time of the 1:26 AM traffic stop in Scottsdale. "You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job," answered Barkley, who is pictured in the below mug shot. A cooperative Barkley also joked with a civilian police employee that, "I'll tattoo your name on my ass" if it would get him out of the DUI charge. Barkley, 45, was busted after failing field sobriety tests, and had blood drawn so investigators could establish his alcohol content. Barkley was cited for a misdemeanor charge and released at the scene, thus avoiding a trip to the Maricopa County jail. Barkley, now a basketball commentator on TNT, was elected to the NBA Hall of Fame in 2006. His 16-year career included an MVP award and a spot on the 1992 U.S. Olympic basketball squad, the so-called Dream Team that captured the gold medal. He has several prior arrests, including a 1997 aggravated battery bust and a 1991 assault collar.

the rest of the story (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1231081barkley1.html)

sheepshead
01-03-2009, 08:10 AM
One thing I have learned, there's no such thing as a bad one.

Bretsky
01-03-2009, 09:28 AM
funny stuff; I can say I got a speeding ticket coming back from college because I was in a rush to see the gal friend

Harlan Huckleby
01-03-2009, 09:31 AM
1) I predict we will soon learn that the gal "friend" was a hooker.

2) there is indeed such a thing as a bad bj. There is nothing worse than a nibbler. Perhaps Sheepshead always gets them before they have teeth.

MadtownPacker
01-03-2009, 10:46 AM
2) there is indeed such a thing as a bad bj. There is nothing worse than a nibbler. Perhaps Sheepshead always gets them before they have teeth.I was thinking he probably gets em after they lose all their teeth. We all know you are the big chickenhawk predator around this piece

sheepshead
01-03-2009, 12:34 PM
1) I predict we will soon learn that the gal "friend" was a hooker.

2) there is indeed such a thing as a bad bj. There is nothing worse than a nibbler. Perhaps Sheepshead always gets them before they have teeth.

No, anytime someone wants to pay that much attention--it's all good!

bobblehead
01-03-2009, 01:17 PM
I've run a stop sign DURING a good BJ, but never on route to get one. As far as sheep goes....its hard to catch teeth on something that small :shock: ...J/K sheep :D

texaspackerbacker
01-03-2009, 11:29 PM
2) there is indeed such a thing as a bad bj. There is nothing worse than a nibbler. Perhaps Sheepshead always gets them before they have teeth.I was thinking he probably gets em after they lose all their teeth. We all know you are the big chickenhawk predator around this piece

Was that a Freudian slip or what?