HAPPY FUN PLACE/ NO SPIN ZONE

[red]

i hereby claim this forum as the new fun forum/romper room

nobody cares about the bucks anyways

[Badgerinmaine]

Won't the others let you play in the Romper Room, Red?

[red]

no

and its neither a fun nor happy place anymore

[red]

and this forum seemed like the most deserted where the ruiners would never come

[Partial]

Don't ruin my bucks forum. Me, Zool, Craig and Maine run this bizzle.

[SkinBasket]

So what kind of place you trying to build here red? Is it a classy joint or more of a friendly local bar type of place - like Cheers before Woody Harrelson showed up?

[Cheesehead Craig]

Don't ruin my bucks forum. Me, Zool, Craig and Maine run this bizzle.
It's one of the few places Partial and I get along. Don't ruin that red.

[GrnBay007]

I would never have noticed if you hadn't linked the Lost thread from RR. Doesn't matter to me where I talk about nothing and everything :D

[red]

So what kind of place you trying to build here red? Is it a classy joint or more of a friendly local bar type of place - like Cheers before Woody Harrelson showed up?

friendly local drunken nice place

[GrnBay007]

So what kind of place you trying to build here red? Is it a classy joint or more of a friendly local bar type of place - like Cheers before Woody Harrelson showed up?

friendly local drunken nice place

No politics? :D

Can I be the bartender? :D

[red]

sure

i was going to put this in the rules and regulations forum. but mad has it locked :(

sometimes you wanna go,
where everybody knows your naaaaaammme
and they're always glad you caaaaaaaaaame

[GrnBay007]

sure

i was going to put this in the rules and regulations forum. but mad has it locked :(

sometimes you wanna go,
where everybody knows your naaaaaammme
and they're always glad you caaaaaaaaaame

So WHO is gonna be Norm? lol

[red]

i've drank close to 40 gallons of beer in the last 6 months

so i nominate myself for norm

sam gets too many chicks
frazier is way too smart
cliff is probably way too smart

so that leaves woody or norm for me

i will say, i can't jump either

[GrnBay007]

i've drank close to 40 gallons of beer in the last 6 months

so i nominate myself for norm



40 gallons? You're Norm! :D

Anyway, it just kinda sounds right shouting out RED when we see you...lol

So we need:
Frazier
Sam
Woody
Cliff (anyone see a mailman around PR?) :P
Coach
Rebecca
Diane
Lilith
Carla

Did I miss anyone?

[digitaldean]

To quote Norm:
http://www.gafy.com/images/designs/270_E008.jpg

[SkinBasket]

I get to be Carla.

[Partial]

Who's the cougar?

[GrnBay007]

I get to be Carla.

Well, even though there are more male characters then female, I can't think of anyone as crude that would fit her character. Grab your wife's bra, stuff it ( a lil bit) and YOU are Carla!! :D

[Badgerinmaine]

Well, I'm a college professor and a social scientist to boot. Plus, I'm balding. I think I have to be Frasier. :-)

[red]

Well, I'm a college professor and a social scientist to boot. Plus, I'm balding. I think I have to be Frasier. :-)

yeah, i'd say so

do you have a dorky brother too?

[BallHawk]

Dibs on Frasier.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Dibs on Nick Tortelli.

[red]

Dibs on Frasier.

we already have a frasier, who is frasier

[GrnBay007]

Dibs on Frasier.

we already have a frasier, who is frasier

BallHawk, me thinks you are too young to be Frasier....unless you would like to confess something? :twisted:

Badger is professor type and balding.......Frasier.


So BallHawk, if you are young, cute and a lil flighty you can be Woody. Not saying you are flighty, but you are sometimes young. :P :wink:

[BallHawk]

Woody was a moron. Ballhawk does not want to be a moron.

I guess I'll be Cliff, as long as he's not taken.....even though he looks like a creeper.

I'd be Coach but I want to stick around for longer than 3 seasons.

[Zool]

I'm pretty sure Joe Mailman will be Cliff.

[Badgerinmaine]

Well, I'm a college professor and a social scientist to boot. Plus, I'm balding. I think I have to be Frasier. :-)

yeah, i'd say so

do you have a dorky brother too?

Um, several. :-)

[Badgerinmaine]

Hawk, if Skin can be Carla, and 007 can be Sam, I see no reason why you can't be Diane Chambers. :-) Better yet, if we can spin off, I think being the smart young punk you are, you'd make a good Niles Crane.

http://www.emezeta.com/weblog/niles.jpg

[GrnBay007]

, and 007 can be Sam, I

:shock: who said anything about that!!??

[Badgerinmaine]

, and 007 can be Sam, I

:shock: who said anything about that!!??

You did, my dear:

Can I be the bartender? :D

[GrnBay007]

, and 007 can be Sam, I

:shock: who said anything about that!!??

You did, my dear:

Can I be the bartender? :D

LOL ok. Well, actually at that time I said that in response to Red's description of the place......"friendly local drunken nice place". Just wanted to contribute with an old skill of mine...lol. Many years ago used to be part owner in one of those "everyone knows your name" type places. They are the best!

SAM? :shock: For as much as Bretsky would like to think of me as a chic that picks up chics...........I'm NOT! :D I think it's best one of the forum studs be Sam....lol :P

[Badgerinmaine]

SAM? :shock: For as much as Bretsky would like to think of me as a chic that picks up chics...........I'm NOT! :D I think it's best one of the forum studs be Sam....lol :P
Do we have any of those? :P

[GrnBay007]

SAM? :shock: For as much as Bretsky would like to think of me as a chic that picks up chics...........I'm NOT! :D I think it's best one of the forum studs be Sam....lol :P
Do we have any of those? :P

I don't know. :?:

But since I would sincerely hope we find the correct "fit" for a Sam, I'm willing to take applications for the part that will include a studly pic, to decide the most appropriate candidate. :oops: :wink: :P

[Bretsky]

So what kind of place you trying to build here red? Is it a classy joint or more of a friendly local bar type of place - like Cheers before Woody Harrelson showed up?

friendly local drunken nice place

No politics? :D

Can I be the bartender? :D

Bretsky has arrived after getting a tip from some hottie about this place

Note to 007

IT'S A TOPLESS BARYOU ARE HIRED

[GrnBay007]

So what kind of place you trying to build here red? Is it a classy joint or more of a friendly local bar type of place - like Cheers before Woody Harrelson showed up?

friendly local drunken nice place

No politics? :D

Can I be the bartender? :D

Bretsky has arrived after getting a tip from some hottie about this place

Note to 007

IT'S A TOPLESS BARYOU ARE HIRED

Cheers was NOT a topless bar!

So are you applying for a spot as Sam? Send your application to me. :P

[Bretsky]

, and 007 can be Sam, I

:shock: who said anything about that!!??

You did, my dear:

Can I be the bartender? :D

LOL ok. Well, actually at that time I said that in response to Red's description of the place......"friendly local drunken nice place". Just wanted to contribute with an old skill of mine...lol. Many years ago used to be part owner in one of those "everyone knows your name" type places. They are the best!

SAM? :shock: For as much as Bretsky would like to think of me as a chic that picks up chics...........I'm NOT! :D I think it's best one of the forum studs be Sam....lol :P


You are that chick bartender/owner that Sam always wants to bang :lol:

[Bretsky]

So what kind of place you trying to build here red? Is it a classy joint or more of a friendly local bar type of place - like Cheers before Woody Harrelson showed up?

friendly local drunken nice place

No politics? :D

Can I be the bartender? :D

Bretsky has arrived after getting a tip from some hottie about this place

Note to 007

IT'S A TOPLESS BARYOU ARE HIRED

Cheers was NOT a topless bar!

So are you applying for a spot as Sam? Send your application to me. :P


Did Sam ever try to hook up with two chicks at the same time ? I bet he'd want to ? :lol:

[GrnBay007]

SAM probably did!

[Bretsky]

NOTE TO RED: GOOD IDEA

I TRIED TO START A FUN THREAD IN THE RR

DIDN"T WORK THAT WELL SO I GAVE UP ON MY SERIES [/b]

[Bretsky]

Well I'd apply for any job where I get to constantly hit on and flirt with multiple chicks........but this was Red's creation so he should be Sam if he wants to be

or maybe he's the owner/producer of the show ?

[GrnBay007]

You didn't read the whole thing B. Red believes it is his calling to be NORM....based on his beer intake. :D

[red]

welcome b

nothing works in the RR, so we'll hide in here. until this gets found out by the politicos. then we'll move to the badgers forum. at least until mad breaks down and makes a political forum so we can have the RR back

i can't be sam, i'm norm

plus i can't even remember when the last time i got a piece of ass was its been so long. so i wouldn't make a good sam

[Bretsky]

I'll put in an app for Sam than; I'm a natural at charming sexual harrassment :lol:

But can Skin be Carla ? He can be a moody one and the idea of Sam having a thing for Diane........played by Skin.........kind of gives me the creeps :lol:

No offense SB

[GrnBay007]

Skin is Carla, not Diane......so you are safe B

Yes, this is a good idea Red.

REDDDDD!!

[Bretsky]

Been practicing for the part lately some at work; surrounded by hotties
And my asst allowed me to help her pick out her fake twins........that was kind of cool...............wonder what the IT guys at corporate were thinking as they track where you are :lol:

[red]

Skin is Carla, not Diane......so you are safe B

Yes, this is a good idea Red.

REDDDDD!! :alc:

[red]

Been practicing for the part lately some at work; surrounded by hotties
And my asst allowed me to help her pick out her fake twins........that was kind of cool...............wonder what the IT guys at corporate were thinking as they track where you are :lol:

i need to find a job like that

i got my buddy looking for me in milwaukee for some cool jobs

i think i need to tell him that hotties are a requirement too

[swede]

Would you guys be willing to sponsor a basketball team?

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z236/dsteenswede44/080429-obama-basketball-hmed3ph2.jpg

[red]

NO POLITICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[swede]

I'll take that as a no.

C'mon Barry. I'll bet Gary's Olde Towne Tavern will sponsor us.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Dibs on Henri.

Hey Woody, I'm going to steal your girlfriend...

[GrnBay007]

Dibs on Henri.

Hey Woody, I'm going to steal your girlfriend...

who was Henri?

[SkinBasket]

http://www.zachownsmike.com/cheers.jpg

He wants to be the French asshole.

[Zool]

007 is Kirstie Allie's character and B is Sam. Sam always wanted to get with her but never could. Its fitting.

[Cheesehead Craig]

http://www.zachownsmike.com/cheers.jpg

He wants to be the French asshole.
Wee Wee Skin-ee!

[Bretsky]

http://www.zachownsmike.com/cheers.jpg

He wants to be the French asshole.


Blonde chick is hot; she'd look hotter on another blonde chick

[SkinBasket]

What are the lesbian rules in the Bucks forum?

[Bretsky]

What are the lesbian rules in the Bucks forum?

No nude or provoking or on the border pix plx skin; we don't want to ever give anybody the temptation to move the fun thread.

That being said, I find this gal incredibly sexy. Blonde in a football uniform with the black bandaid thingy under eyes. If I didn't have the bikini girls she'd be my avatar

http://community.sportsbubbler.com/blogs/gridiron_girl/default.aspx

[GrnBay007]

What are the lesbian rules in the Bucks forum?

Carla doesn't like lesbians.

[GrnBay007]

That being said, I find this gal incredibly sexy. Blonde in a football uniform with the black bandaid thingy under eyes. If I didn't have the bikini girls she'd be my avatar

http://community.sportsbubbler.com/blogs/gridiron_girl/default.aspx

Rebecca thinks her roots are kinda dark. :P

[Bretsky]

007 is Kirstie Allie's character and B is Sam. Sam always wanted to get with her but never could. Its fitting.

Silly Zool; Sam wants to get with every chick :lol:

[red]

What are the lesbian rules in the Bucks forum?

No nude or provoking or on the border pix plx skin; we don't want to ever give anybody the temptation to move the fun thread.

That being said, I find this gal incredibly sexy. Blonde in a football uniform with the black bandaid thingy under eyes. If I didn't have the bikini girls she'd be my avatar

http://community.sportsbubbler.com/blogs/gridiron_girl/default.aspx

norm thinks she's smokin hot

[Zool]

007 is Kirstie Allie's character and B is Sam. Sam always wanted to get with her but never could. Its fitting.

Silly Zool; Sam wants to get with every chick :lol:

Ahh yes, but he really wants the one he cannot have.

[Bretsky]

007 is Kirstie Allie's character and B is Sam. Sam always wanted to get with her but never could. Its fitting.

Silly Zool; Sam wants to get with every chick :lol:

Ahh yes, but he really wants the one he cannot have.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0jyKabLHVc

[Zool]

Well B, just keep on tryin and you might find.....you get what you need. Awwww yeah.

[Bretsky]

Today one of the college girls told me she'd go to a strip joint with me; I felt young :lol:

I think chicks dig my charm; I'm too ugly for them to dig my looks

My wife said if I took her to Vegas she'd go to the Palamino Club with me as well

We went to Hooters together; spouse was not impressed with the emloyee endowment

I wonder why I ever had Cable in the first place; Direct TV is the bomb

Work is too busy

My mind is a vegetable

I'm going to bed; wonder if there is a good Skinemax film on

I miss Farrah Fawcett in Straw

[Partial]

wait wait wait, college chick and strip club? Do tell more!

[red]

can we come too?

[Bretsky]

can we come too?


you must bring chicks too :!:

[Bretsky]

What occured that is happy today ? This Cheers World is getting Dull. Sam needs to throw more charm and dirty talk around

I may have pink eye, but my kids are healthy. I really can't afford to take any time off work so I worked with half blurry vision in one eye

I think I'll originate 50 home loans that close between January and February
In most years it's around 8 a month

[Badgerinmaine]

Today one of the college girls told me she'd go to a strip joint with me; I felt young :lol:

I think chicks dig my charm; I'm too ugly for them to dig my looks

My wife said if I took her to Vegas she'd go to the Palamino Club with me as well

We went to Hooters together; spouse was not impressed with the emloyee endowment

I wonder why I ever had Cable in the first place; Direct TV is the bomb

Work is too busy

My mind is a vegetable

I'm going to bed; wonder if there is a good Skinemax film on

I miss Farrah Fawcett in Straw

Bretsky, this looks like a transcript of you talking in your sleep. 8-)

[Badgerinmaine]

007 is Kirstie Allie's character and B is Sam. Sam always wanted to get with her but never could. Its fitting.

Silly Zool; Sam wants to get with every chick :lol:

Ahh yes, but he really wants the one he cannot have.
Or more to the point, he can never make up his mind what he wants.

[GrnBay007]

I may have pink eye, but my kids are healthy. I really can't afford to take any time off work so I worked with half blurry vision in one eye



I hope you went to a doctor? If you really have pink eye it can be contagious.

I bet you got some weird eyeball disease from watching too many skin flicks! :P

[red]

he pry shot himself in the eye while watching porn

[Bretsky]

he pry shot himself in the eye while watching porn

from my ankles ? :lol:

[red]

oh quit trying to impress dub-o

[Bretsky]

oh quit trying to impress dub-o

It's my wit and charm that causes the chicks to dig me; all guys are friggin ugly

I keep telling 00 to go be a chick luvr; such lovely curves and bodies. She knows it to be true

On a sidenote I bought eye drops today and it seems to be getting better
I hope I didn't get anybody sick by working the past two days

My son is going to need tubes in his ears; I told the docs he's had the ear infection for eight weeks now so enuff with rotating the medicine; get a solution. Doc agrees; should have said this three weeks ago.

I think it's time to go upstairs and look for some skinemax chick flick again

Definitely diggable

[GrnBay007]

[
I think it's time to go upstairs and look for some skinemax chick flick again


Noooo....you want your sickly eye to fall out of your head???!!!!

LOST is on dinglebutt!!!

[Bretsky]

[
I think it's time to go upstairs and look for some skinemax chick flick again


Noooo....you want your sickly eye to fall out of your head???!!!!

LOST is on dinglebutt!!!


eyes will see better with the right Max flick
My mind is fried trying to help people at work; Lost might make me think
My mind is done for today

[GrnBay007]

PART A: WOMEN - DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink......


Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with my friends.


Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.


Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with pals and looking to get totally drunk.. and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!


Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.




PART B: MAN - DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!

THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with
guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.


Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.


Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.


Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.


White Zinfandel: He's gay

[Bretsky]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

First, the Lord made man...


First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.'"
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.



Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,

Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.

Two lovely hips to increase his desire,

And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.

Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,

Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.

Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,

And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.

Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,

And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.

'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.

Then he added a mouth.



Ruined the whole damn thing.

[Bretsky]

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity like my applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications! I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks, A Troubled User

Reply:

Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to un-install, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. It may even crash your system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

[Bretsky]

SAM'S ADVICE FOR THE DAY

BEWARE OF THE WALLET SCAM

Beware... there is a wallet scam happening at Sams Club in many parts of
>the country. I have become a victim of this clever scam myself. PLEASE
>beware it could happen to you...
>
>Here's how the scam works: two seriously good-looking young girls come over
>to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start
>wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts falling
>out of their skimpy t-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip,
>they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Sam’s Club or
>Wal-Mart. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of
>them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while
>the other one steals your wallet.
>
>
>I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on
>Saturday and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow

[GrnBay007]

:lol:

[GrnBay007]

NORM!!! Come back....we miss you! :D

[red]

yeah yeah, i'm here

[Badgerinmaine]

Frasier is thankful Bretsky never discussed his, um, issues on his live radio show. ;-)

[Bretsky]

Apartment Rental


A married businessman meets a
beautiful girl and
agrees to spend the night with her for $500.

He spends the night with her but before he leaves,
he tells her that he does not have any cash with him,

but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to
her,

calling the payment....

"RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done,

realizing that the whole event was not worth the price.

So he has his secretary send a check for
$250 and enclosed the following typed note:


Dear Madam:

Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;

1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat; and

3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at
home.

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied,
that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

**

Upon receipt of the note,
the girl immediately returned the check for $250
with the following note:



Dear Sir,

First of all, I cannot understand how you
expect a

beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

As for the heat, there is plenty of it,
if you know how to turn it on.

Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size,

but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,

please don't blame the landlady.



Send the rent in full or we will be forced to
contact your present landlady

[red]

find a happy place, find a happy place

[red]

and now for some words of wisdom.

now, every man should learn this rule the moment god grants him with his penis

DO NOT!!!!! piss on an electric fence

http://msgboard.snopes.com/message/ultimatebb.php?/ubb/get_topic/f/60/t/001450.html

[Bretsky]

find a happy place, find a happy place



Can somebody send the bikini girls over to my joint

Classic Way to watch the Super Bowl

One arm around each.........rotate every 15 minutes

Constant Twin Massages :!:

[digitaldean]

find a happy place, find a happy place



Can somebody send the bikini girls over to my joint

Classic Way to watch the Super Bowl

One arm around each.........rotate every 15 minutes

Constant Twin Massages :!:

Ya, B, but you can't return the favor and massage their fronts... :lol:

[GrnBay007]

Hey Sam, Norm suggested you post a nekkid pic since you lost your bet to Rebecca in the SB game. :shock:


....Hey, just repeating what I heard!! :P

[red]

WRONGGGGGG

i think someones to drunk to realize what she's saying

plus, new rule for the happy fun thread. every naked man in a picture posted in this thread must include at least 50 naked women. in the same picture

we'll call it the 50 to 1 rule

[red]

in fact, any picture of any man must have 50 naked women in it

[GrnBay007]

That's not fair.........equal rights baby!!!

[Bretsky]

That's not fair.........equal rights baby!!!


On a serious note, no pix in here cuz we want to keep this out of the GC


I agree, equal rights to all females from da Sam; I love me all...........expectially when they come in pairs, triplets, and more :!:

[Bretsky]

now that there is a Romper Room w/o politics I think we should move this thread there

[red]

now that there is a Romper Room w/o politics I think we should move this thread there

you're dead to me

[Guiness]

Anybody got dibs on Eddie Lebec?

I'm a french-canadian hockey player, sometimes goalie. My ex got pregnant (twice) when I looked sideways at her. That has to count for something!

[GrnBay007]

Anybody got dibs on Eddie Lebec?

I'm a french-canadian hockey player, sometimes goalie. My ex got pregnant (twice) when I looked sideways at her. That has to count for something!



Guiness = Eddie Lebec :tup: done deal!


...now you do realize Skin = Carla? :lol: :lol:

[red]

alright, guiness is in

seems right, he does have the coolest bottle of beer to yet appear on PR

[GrnBay007]

he does have the coolest bottle of beer to yet appear on PR

Like YOU know anything about beer. :roll:





:P

[Bretsky]

Sam wants to go back to the Palamino Club in Vegas or Punta Cana

[red]

he does have the coolest bottle of beer to yet appear on PR

Like YOU know anything about beer. :roll:





:P

well, i am norm

st. bernardus abt, gotta love a beer that tastes great and can put you on your ass

i think i still have a couple around here somewhere

[GrnBay007]

Did they ever say what kind of beer Norm drank on the show?


I'll have to start watching the old reruns now.

[Bretsky]

Did they ever say what kind of beer Norm drank on the show?


Beer is Beer to Norm; the kind does not matter

[GrnBay007]

Beer is Beer to Norm; the kind does not matter

That's what I was getting at above, but I don't think Norm got it. :D

[Bretsky]

Beer is Beer to Norm; the kind does not matter

That's what I was getting at above, but I don't think Norm got it. :D


Sam wants to remind hottie chick that we can not read girls minds

[GrnBay007]

....or listen properly either....

:D

[red]

i think norm would love the beer that has the same amount of alcohol as 3 or 4 normal beers combined

[Bretsky]

....or listen properly either....

:D


You'd appreciate my facebook interview

One Question

IF YOU COULD UNDERSTAND ANOTHER LANGUAGE, WHAT WOULD IT BE

MY ANSWER: WOMEN

:lol: :wink:

[GrnBay007]

....or listen properly either....

:D


You'd appreciate my facebook interview

One Question

IF YOU COULD UNDERSTAND ANOTHER LANGUAGE, WHAT WOULD IT BE

MY ANSWER: WOMEN

:lol: :wink:

OH, look at you now......all facebookish!! :P

[Bretsky]

....or listen properly either....

:D


You'd appreciate my facebook interview

One Question

IF YOU COULD UNDERSTAND ANOTHER LANGUAGE, WHAT WOULD IT BE

MY ANSWER: WOMEN

:lol: :wink:

OH, look at you now......all facebookish!! :P


Call me the techie

I even have two PR friends on there

[MJZiggy]

I'm deeply wounded that you haven't friended me.

[Bretsky]

I'm deeply wounded that you haven't friended me.


didn't even know you were on; do you have a lot of hot friends too ? Drop me a line

[GrnBay007]

Call me the techie



You were probably the infamous hacker! :P :wink:

[Bretsky]

Call me the techie



You were probably the infamous hacker! :P :wink:


I've attached a trojan to your pc

You should visit those gal to gal loving site a little less :!:

[GrnBay007]

Call me the techie



You were probably the infamous hacker! :P :wink:


I've attached a trojan to your pc

You should visit those gal to gal loving site a little less :!:



:butt:
I'm not even putting your name next to this anymore.....you know which one you are!

[Guiness]

Did they ever say what kind of beer Norm drank on the show?


I'll have to start watching the old reruns now.

He didn't drink beer...

Woody - "Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
Norm - "No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass."

[Guiness]

he does have the coolest bottle of beer to yet appear on PR

Like YOU know anything about beer. :roll:





:P

well, i am norm

st. bernardus abt, gotta love a beer that tastes great and can put you on your ass

i think i still have a couple around here somewhere

Ya recognized it, didja? Good catch.

Next up I think I'll get a pic up of a Unibroue brew...

[GrnBay007]

One Question

IF YOU COULD UNDERSTAND ANOTHER LANGUAGE, WHAT WOULD IT BE

MY ANSWER: WOMEN


Because you are my friend, I've decided to help you out. :D


NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (this obviously does not apply to PR women!)

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine."

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of "nothing.")

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! (not my word, this is a forward)

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

:P

[Bretsky]

One Question

IF YOU COULD UNDERSTAND ANOTHER LANGUAGE, WHAT WOULD IT BE

MY ANSWER: WOMEN


Because you are my friend, I've decided to help you out. :D


NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (this obviously does not apply to PR women!)

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine."

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of "nothing.")

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! (not my word, this is a forward)

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

:P


HERE IS SAM'S INTERPRETATION OF THE ABOVE NINE WORDS

1. FINE- It's about time the chick admits she is wrong

2. Five Minutes- Any reference to time means the seconds before the next booty call...........MANLAW

3. NOTHING- Clearly this is a gals attempt to let us know that she cannot clearly illustrate what she is saying so it's not worth it

4. Go Ahead- OPEN THE FLOODGATES; ALL CLEAR

5. Loud Sigh- A sure sign of confusion

6. That's OK- All is good in Manworld

7. Thanks- Say you are welcome even though you might be in shock

8. Whatever- What every man wants to hear; sing of submission to our wants :lol:

9. Don't worry about it- All clear; move on and all will get over it :lol:

[GrnBay007]

A MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH


He writes:

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger.

'Man, that guy is stupid,' I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to bumper

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not
bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least
another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these.

That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.

That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.

That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.

That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.

That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger?

I don't think so.


:P

[Deputy Nutz]

I hate this thread already

[GrnBay007]

I hate this thread already

Fun Hater! :P

[Guiness]

St-Ambroise Oatmeal Stout. just sayin'

[3irty1]

St-Ambroise Oatmeal Stout. just sayin'

Left Hand Brewing Company Milk Stout.

[red]

my rochefort 8 clone fermenting in the other room

[Freak Out]

my rochefort 8 clone fermenting in the other room

Rochefort 10 is one of the best ever. :alc:

[Freak Out]

We should plan a Packerrats beer tasting....I could bring a bunch of crazy Alaska and west coast stuff....

[red]

my rochefort 8 clone fermenting in the other room

Rochefort 10 is one of the best ever. :alc:

agreed

[red]

i'm pissed there isn't a new episode of the office tonight

and what the fuck isn't earl on? some animated show is on instead talking about dragon masters or some shit

guess i gotta watch hell's kitchen

[Guiness]

Pretty surprised to see the following for 'Les Biere Trappistes' that there is here.

For something completely different, I suggest Innocent Gun :D

A Scotish Beer aged in oak bourbon barrels. I've never even heard of this anywhere else!

http://www.innisandgunn.com/index.htm

[Freak Out]

Pretty surprised to see the following for 'Les Biere Trappistes' that there is here.

For something completely different, I suggest Innocent Gun :D

A Scotish Beer aged in oak bourbon barrels. I've never even heard of this anywhere else!

http://www.innisandgunn.com/index.htm

There are loads of beer aged in all kinds of oak...scotch, bourbon, sherry, wine....you name it they've tried it. Unless of course you were being sarcastic....? No matter..some great oaked beers come from your part of the country.

[red]

Pretty surprised to see the following for 'Les Biere Trappistes' that there is here.

For something completely different, I suggest Innocent Gun :D

A Scotish Beer aged in oak bourbon barrels. I've never even heard of this anywhere else!

http://www.innisandgunn.com/index.htm

that must be because we're the most sophisticated bunch of mother fucker on any packer board on this entire planet

[Freak Out]

Pretty surprised to see the following for 'Les Biere Trappistes' that there is here.

For something completely different, I suggest Innocent Gun :D

A Scotish Beer aged in oak bourbon barrels. I've never even heard of this anywhere else!

http://www.innisandgunn.com/index.htm

that must be because we're the most sophisticated bunch of mother fucker on any packer board on this entire planet

Sure enough Red.....a note to Guiness's post.....a beer aged in rum cask's is pretty rare....I've only seen two others and one really stunk.

[3irty1]

Pretty surprised to see the following for 'Les Biere Trappistes' that there is here.

For something completely different, I suggest Innocent Gun :D

A Scotish Beer aged in oak bourbon barrels. I've never even heard of this anywhere else!

http://www.innisandgunn.com/index.htm

that must be because we're the most sophisticated bunch of mother fucker on any packer board on this entire planet

Sure enough Red.....a note to Guiness's post.....a beer aged in rum cask's is pretty rare....I've only seen two others and one really stunk.

Innis & Gunn makes one I know.

[Freak Out]

Pretty surprised to see the following for 'Les Biere Trappistes' that there is here.

For something completely different, I suggest Innocent Gun :D

A Scotish Beer aged in oak bourbon barrels. I've never even heard of this anywhere else!

http://www.innisandgunn.com/index.htm

that must be because we're the most sophisticated bunch of mother fucker on any packer board on this entire planet

Sure enough Red.....a note to Guiness's post.....a beer aged in rum cask's is pretty rare....I've only seen two others and one really stunk.

Innis & Gunn makes one I know.

Have you had any of it? Give us a review if you could...I'm always curious about odd beer styles. I was looking at the level of distribution in the US and it seems that it's all NY city and the surrounding area. Time for a trip to Ratebeer and see what I can found out about these guys.

[red]

i've never had one aged in an oak barrel

they're too rare and expensive for me to afford

i will say i once had a smoked beer, and it was the most vile disgusting thing i've ever drank in my life

i tried to take a second sip, but it wouldn't stay down

[red]

the guys on here seem to like it

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/10272/12719

[Freak Out]

the guys on here seem to like it

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/10272/12719

Rate beer has very little...

http://www.ratebeer.com/findbeer.php

[Freak Out]

i've never had one aged in an oak barrel

they're too rare and expensive for me to afford

i will say i once had a smoked beer, and it was the most vile disgusting thing i've ever drank in my life

i tried to take a second sip, but it wouldn't stay down

What was it? Have you ever had the Alaskan Smoked Porter?

[3irty1]

The Innis and Gunn I don't remember much about other than I thought it was really sweet.

The Left Hand Milk Stout though is fresh in my memory and I highly recommend it. If you've never had a milk stout it actually contains lactose so its got that milky sweetness in the finish. Can't get enough of it.

[red]

nope i've never had that. and i'll never try a smoked beer again

it was at the ann arbor brewery.

it tasted like what i imagine burnt leftover bacon grease to taste like

[Freak Out]

The Innis and Gunn I don't remember much about other than I thought it was really sweet.

The Left Hand Milk Stout though is fresh in my memory and I highly recommend it. If you've never had a milk stout it actually contains lactose so its got that milky sweetness in the finish. Can't get enough of it.

I've had a few milk stouts before and I really like Left hands...we get a few of their beers up here and all are pretty good....the fruit one (Gizu?? Ju Ju??) was so so....but they release a specialty every so often and they are usually amazing.

[Freak Out]

nope i've never had that. and i'll never try a smoked beer again

it was at the ann arbor brewery.

it tasted like what i imagine burnt leftover bacon grease to taste like

Ha ha...not good for a beer.

[Guiness]

Have you had any of it? Give us a review if you could...I'm always curious about odd beer styles. I was looking at the level of distribution in the US and it seems that it's all NY city and the surrounding area. Time for a trip to Ratebeer and see what I can found out about these guys.

Came across the Innis & Gunn by accident a few weeks ago. I was in a backwater store picking up some Guinness and decided to grab a bottle of Chimay. Got to the cash and the woman looked at my purchases and said "you might want to try some of that innocent gun, it's popular with some folks from outa town" 8-)
(inside joke here is that the backwater place I was in was my hometown...)

Anyways, I liked it. Amber/copper colour. Head dissipates quickly.
Nose is butterscotch and smokey oak. The oak flavouring is faint, but present. And no smokiness there. What defines the beer more is the bourbon/scotch like undertones, and some toffee like flavours. But very smooth, no real aftertaste. Light carbonation. Slightly sweet and syrupy.

Wow, I just re-read that, and I sound like a bloody wine reviewer with a pickle up his ass. Yes, in the end, I drank the damn thing.

[Partial]

The Innis and Gunn I don't remember much about other than I thought it was really sweet.

The Left Hand Milk Stout though is fresh in my memory and I highly recommend it. If you've never had a milk stout it actually contains lactose so its got that milky sweetness in the finish. Can't get enough of it.

Sounds like a euphemism to me. Still drinking crappy coors in cans or are you moving up to the quality stuff. Guess I can't say much as I lived last summer off the 42.34 keg of Keystone Light. :shock:

[3irty1]

The Innis and Gunn I don't remember much about other than I thought it was really sweet.

The Left Hand Milk Stout though is fresh in my memory and I highly recommend it. If you've never had a milk stout it actually contains lactose so its got that milky sweetness in the finish. Can't get enough of it.

Sounds like a euphemism to me. Still drinking crappy coors in cans or are you moving up to the quality stuff. Guess I can't say much as I lived last summer off the 42.34 keg of Keystone Light. :shock:

Can't say that I've had much of anything from a can for the last few years. We keep a kegerator full of something domestic (usually golden draft light) and everything else comes in a six pack or is home brewed.

[Partial]

The Innis and Gunn I don't remember much about other than I thought it was really sweet.

The Left Hand Milk Stout though is fresh in my memory and I highly recommend it. If you've never had a milk stout it actually contains lactose so its got that milky sweetness in the finish. Can't get enough of it.

Sounds like a euphemism to me. Still drinking crappy coors in cans or are you moving up to the quality stuff. Guess I can't say much as I lived last summer off the 42.34 keg of Keystone Light. :shock:

Can't say that I've had much of anything from a can for the last few years. We keep a kegerator full of something domestic (usually golden draft light) and everything else comes in a six pack or is home brewed.

You guys are brewing beer? That's dedication. Can't say I go out that much anymore, but when we do its typically do Dukes for bomb night on Wednesday at Dukes (http://www.jsonline.com/entertainment/musicandnightlife/29229294.html) and then buckhead (http://www.buckheadmilwaukee.com/) on the weekend.

Never saw I'd see the day where you guys were drinking the classy shit and I've got a fridge full of PBR cans :D

[Partial]

Anybody watch "Flight of the Concords"? I've heard good things. I'm particularly intrigued because someone dropped "too many dicks on the dance floor" at works the other day, and thats a hilarious quote!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-EN8dpAvBw

[3irty1]

Anybody watch "Flight of the Concords"? I've heard good things. I'm particularly intrigued because someone dropped "too many dicks on the dance floor" at works the other day, and thats a hilarious quote!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-EN8dpAvBw

I love Flight. It's probably the funniest show on TV.