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mraynrand
01-23-2009, 02:07 PM
“We expressed our concerns about some of the spending that’s being proposed in the House bill,” House Minority Leader John Boehner (for the purpose of this post, rhymes with 'loner') said after meeting with Obama.

“How can you spend hundreds of millions of dollars on contraceptives?” Boehner asked. “How does that stimulate the economy?”

Boehner said congressional Republicans are also concerned about the size of the package.

“Government can’t solve this problem,” he said.

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As funny as the 'Stimulus Package' (that's what she called it) is, the double meanings laden in every utterance of our esteemed public officials offers countless opportunities for wordplay fun. Find your own phrases and post them here.

swede
01-23-2009, 02:36 PM
Boehner Hard On Congressional Democrats!

bobblehead
01-23-2009, 02:42 PM
Boehner wilts as pressure to stimulate heightens.

swede
01-23-2009, 02:58 PM
Boehner wilts as pressure to stimulate heightens.


:bclap:

texaspackerbacker
01-23-2009, 07:16 PM
Republican Boehner rises to position immediately under Pelosi.

Joemailman
01-23-2009, 09:10 PM
Obviously Boehner senses this issue coming to a final explosive climax very soon.

Was he talking to Barney Frank when he said this?

bobblehead
01-24-2009, 12:37 PM
Republican Boehner rises to position immediately under Pelosi.

eewww!! I didn't need to think about that image.

Harlan Huckleby
01-24-2009, 05:49 PM
never mind