Borneo Monster found?

[Brando19]

http://news.aol.com/article/borneo-monster/351853

Thoughts? Kinda looks like a water snake in a littile tiny stream.

[Harlan Huckleby]

http://www.luc.edu/faculty/jlong1/Priapus.jpg

this story was covered in another thread

[mraynrand]

Bigguns is EVERYWHERE. The 15th wonder!

[hurleyfan]

A poor "photo shop" me thinks!

[SkinBasket]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/sn02.jpg

+

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/sn01.jpg

+ 6 minutes =

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/snake.jpg

[SkinBasket]

As you can see from our scaled friend above, a snake's wake is zig zagged, not uniform like a boat like the picture in the story. I would also think that if I were in a helicopter, as the photographer claims to have been, and saw a fucking 100 foot long snake, I would get a little closer for a few more pictures.

[SkinBasket]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/002407b.jpg

IT'S AN INVASION!!!!

[mraynrand]

That's pretty talented photoshopping there, skin.

[SkinBasket]

That's pretty talented photoshopping there, skin.

His shadows are on the wrong side in the first one. Seriously though, less than ten minutes and the most basic of photoshop's filters gets what I think is just as good a picture as the one posted in the story. I guess I need to find some "locals" to back-up the great 7th Hole Water Beast and I can get an AOL news story too.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01299/Snake_1299734c.jpg

[Harlan Huckleby]

can you make my penis larger with that photoshop thingy?

[SkinBasket]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/closey.jpg

I took this picture at nutz's house, right after the beast ate his dogs.

[KYPack]

That will be a fitting end.

"What happened to KY"?

"He hit his ball behind a bush on 6, and a 100 ft long snake ate him".

Surprised it hasn't happened to me already.

[mraynrand]

can you make my penis larger with that photoshop thingy?

Yes, but it would only be an illusion...

http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq254/mraynrand/priapus1.jpg


http://www.luc.edu/faculty/jlong1/Priapus.jpg

[Brando19]

As you can see from our scaled friend above, a snake's wake is zig zagged, not uniform like a boat like the picture in the story. I would also think that if I were in a helicopter, as the photographer claims to have been, and saw a fucking 100 foot long snake, I would get a little closer for a few more pictures.

Hahaha...very true about the people in the helicopter. That's very good photoshopping, Skin. You're very talented. You should work for the Enquirer or something.

[Freak Out]

I once fucked Bigfoots sister.

[Deputy Nutz]

How did my penis get in that river?

[Brando19]

How did my penis get in that river?

Magnified Photoshop.

[SkinBasket]

As you can see from our scaled friend above, a snake's wake is zig zagged, not uniform like a boat like the picture in the story. I would also think that if I were in a helicopter, as the photographer claims to have been, and saw a fucking 100 foot long snake, I would get a little closer for a few more pictures.

Hahaha...very true about the people in the helicopter. That's very good photoshopping, Skin. You're very talented. You should work for the Enquirer or something.

I just like to point out that if I can do it, then obviously fucking anyone can do it.

[Joemailman]

I once fucked Bigfoots sister.

Ah yes. The famous Sis Quatch.

[Brando19]

As you can see from our scaled friend above, a snake's wake is zig zagged, not uniform like a boat like the picture in the story. I would also think that if I were in a helicopter, as the photographer claims to have been, and saw a fucking 100 foot long snake, I would get a little closer for a few more pictures.

Hahaha...very true about the people in the helicopter. That's very good photoshopping, Skin. You're very talented. You should work for the Enquirer or something.

I just like to point out that if I can do it, then obviously fucking anyone can do it.

Well...your work is as good...if not better...than the work that's getting national attention. We should use your ability and mess with the media. Someone needs to think up some shit and see if Skin can do it....then it'll be making headlines on CNN or Fox News.

[mraynrand]

can you make my penis larger with that photoshop thingy?

Yes, but it would only be an illusion...

http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq254/mraynrand/priapus1.jpg


http://www.luc.edu/faculty/jlong1/Priapus.jpg

I can't believe photobucket is sensitive to Priapus!

[gex]

Maybe we should have a photo shop thread where everyone could post their best work. This thread could be it.

[hurleyfan]

I don't have Photoshop, and from what I understand, it's fairly expensive to guy a copy..

Are there any "free" downloads? Worthy?

[Guiness]

Have a second online persona over at Fark Skin?

[SkinBasket]

Have a second online persona over at Fark Skin?

No. Why did you ask me that two years ago?