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Scott Campbell
07-19-2009, 05:37 PM
I read a lot of historical posts on here before I made my first post. Skinbasket strikes me as a bigot.


Maybe you should go read some more.

Aaron12odgers
07-19-2009, 05:41 PM
Why would you say anything about a rat? What rat are you talking about with such authority?

Mr. Rat from the front page. I believe Skinbasket designed that.

I don't think Partial should've been booted. I think Skinbasket should've been booted. But it's not for me to decide. :)

MJZiggy
07-19-2009, 05:44 PM
There's no rat on the front page.

Aaron12odgers
07-19-2009, 05:50 PM
There's no rat on the front page.

The rat logo.

Its not there anymore because the front page--home page if that's what you want to call it--is taken down.

MJZiggy
07-19-2009, 06:32 PM
What's that got to do with Skinbasket helping with the homepage?

Fritz
07-19-2009, 06:58 PM
Just a question...if you're a newbie, how'd you know there was a rat, and who might've designed it?

SkinBasket
07-19-2009, 07:43 PM
See what I mean?

Skinbasket gets to post degrading remarks/pics, but Partial got booted for, what, making a harmless comment about Skinbasket wearing the dress of his house.

I'll be sure to send the nameless retarded guy an apology letter ASAP.

If you're as well read as you claim to be, you'd know Partial's banning had nothing to do with me and everything to do with Partial. I would assume that if you have a problem with Administrator's decisions regarding acceptable behavior, he would rather you addressed those concerns with him privately and in a way that makes some kind of sense.

SkinBasket
07-19-2009, 07:59 PM
Let's make one more thing clear now that not Partial's brought it up again. I didn't revoke Madtown's usage of the artwork I did as a result of "hurt feelings" as both Administrator and not Partial have claimed. I allowed Madtown to use something I produced, free of charge and without condition. We had other simple business level agreements that were never realized, but at the end of the day, the loan of the artwork was a business agreement - for the betterment of the site, as I gained nothing financially or otherwise from the loan.

When Madtown felt the need to constantly abuse, belittle, and insult me on this forum and decided to take actions that I felt was not in the best interest of the forum was when I decided that what was already a one-sided arrangement in his favor was no longer in my interest. He tried to weasel around it by changing the image - a childish effort that I chose not to call him on because again, it served no purpose other than giving him another reason to rail against me.

Administrator
07-19-2009, 08:53 PM
Let's make one more thing clear now that not Partial's brought it up again. I didn't revoke Madtown's usage of the artwork I did as a result of "hurt feelings" as both Administrator and not Partial have claimed. I allowed Madtown to use something I produced, free of charge and without condition. We had other simple business level agreements that were never realized, but at the end of the day, the loan of the artwork was a business agreement - for the betterment of the site, as I gained nothing financially or otherwise from the loan.

When Madtown felt the need to constantly abuse, belittle, and insult me on this forum and decided to take actions that I felt was not in the best interest of the forum was when I decided that what was already a one-sided arrangement in his favor was no longer in my interest. He tried to weasel around it by changing the image - a childish effort that I chose not to call him on because again, it served no purpose other than giving him another reason to rail against me.

Lets be really clear about one thing, what I was told is that you contributed artwork at the beginning of this forum. I was told by Madtown Packer that he believed you gave it to him. Later, the privilege of using those gifts was revoked.

Since you described it as a "loan" above, obviously my interpretation of the situation was and is correct. To the outsider, which I am, it certainly appears your feeling are hurt and continue to be, and I think that's also pretty clear, denials notwithstanding. I'm not getting into the middle of it, as it doesn't have anything to do with me, I'll just make clear that I'm not interested in a "loan" of contributions to a website.

From my perspective, logos and graphics become associated with the site they are used on, and I don't want to build a site around something that could disappear depending on how someone feels at some point in the future. I find it almost impossible to believe that Madtown Packer would not believe the same thing, and am confident that he used the graphics with the belief that they were given to him.

Aaron12odgers is clearly someones incarnation here, and is not a unique person. I am convinced he is of the same incarnation as cornholio is/was and he can join cornholio and talk about the packers elsewhere.

Whomever is "incarnating" these folks will join them when it becomes clear who they are. Time always settles these things, in the meanwhile, I'll just remind everyone that multiple user names are not permitted here by popular vote of the forum, I'm told.

SkinBasket
07-19-2009, 09:13 PM
Let's make one more thing clear now that not Partial's brought it up again. I didn't revoke Madtown's usage of the artwork I did as a result of "hurt feelings" as both Administrator and not Partial have claimed. I allowed Madtown to use something I produced, free of charge and without condition. We had other simple business level agreements that were never realized, but at the end of the day, the loan of the artwork was a business agreement - for the betterment of the site, as I gained nothing financially or otherwise from the loan.

When Madtown felt the need to constantly abuse, belittle, and insult me on this forum and decided to take actions that I felt was not in the best interest of the forum was when I decided that what was already a one-sided arrangement in his favor was no longer in my interest. He tried to weasel around it by changing the image - a childish effort that I chose not to call him on because again, it served no purpose other than giving him another reason to rail against me.

Lets be really clear about one thing, what I was told is that you contributed artwork at the beginning of this forum. I was told by Madtown Packer that he believed you gave it to him. Later, the privilege of using those gifts was revoked.

Since you described it as a "loan" above, obviously my interpretation of the situation was and is correct. To the outsider, which I am, it certainly appears your feeling are hurt and continue to be, and I think that's also pretty clear, denials notwithstanding. I'm not getting into the middle of it, as it doesn't have anything to do with me, I'll just make clear that I'm not interested in a "loan" of contributions to a website.

From my perspective, logos and graphics become associated with the site they are used on, and I don't want to build a site around something that could disappear depending on how someone feels at some point in the future. I find it almost impossible to believe that Madtown Packer would not believe the same thing, and am confident that he used the graphics with the belief that they were given to him.

Aaron12odgers is clearly someones incarnation here, and is not a unique person. I am convinced he is of the same incarnation as cornholio is/was and he can join cornholio and talk about the packers elsewhere.

Whomever is "incarnating" these folks will join them when it becomes clear who they are. Time always settles these things, in the meanwhile, I'll just remind everyone that multiple user names are not permitted here by popular vote of the forum, I'm told.

I'll be totally, supercalifragilisticly clear. When I donated my time and effort, I made it clear the artwork was to be used as he saw fit for the site for the time being. We talked about other things which have no consequence here, but the artwork was never "given." He was given permission to use it, nothing more. I made sure of that. I am generous, but I am not an idiot. With all due respect Admin, you've heard one side of the story, and I very much doubt it was told in a fair or balanced manner.

Again, when the situation did not favor that arrangement, the arrangement was discontinued. Doing otherwise would have been an insult to myself, my time, and my efforts to better this forum. Nothing more, nothing less.

From my perspective, any artwork I create is mine, no matter who I loan it to or for how long, or how little I ask in return.

For the record, I am also not interested in any loans. Didn't work out so great the first time. Sure it wouldn't be much better the second. Nothing against you Admin. Once bitten twice shy, you know.

FWIW, I know Cornholio. I see him once or twice a year through a mutual acquaintance. He is unique and is certainly in no incarnation of anyone else here. He is also quite sad he was dismissed. Not too sad, but a little.

mraynrand
07-20-2009, 06:48 AM
I would be willing to trace my hand and make a picture of a turkey if you want to change the website to 'Packer Turkeys.' I promise to give the picture, forever, with no preconditions.

http://boston.grubstreet.com/HandTurkey.jpg

SkinBasket
07-20-2009, 03:59 PM
We could do great things together. Terrible things…but great.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/bad.jpg

Freak Out
07-20-2009, 04:45 PM
I love that layout. Once you get Partials stamp of approval you can go gold with it.

Harlan Huckleby
07-20-2009, 06:07 PM
good job on the homepage, but the links aren't working for me.

Deputy Nutz
07-21-2009, 11:35 AM
Harlan, you are in big trouble

Scott Campbell
07-21-2009, 04:10 PM
We could do great things together. Terrible things…but great.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/bad.jpg


Understated elegance.

SnakeLH2006
07-24-2009, 10:35 PM
We could do great things together. Terrible things…but great.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/bad.jpg


Understated elegance.

QFT. That is classy and honorable to be a Packer Turkey. Love it.

SkinBasket
07-27-2009, 11:04 AM
Dear nutz,

August 10th. Put it on your schedule and tell your wife to take the next day off.

SkinBasket
07-30-2009, 09:57 AM
Dear nutz,

Finally. Someone has completed work on a photo realistic ray trace of Obama! These are exciting times we live in!

http://features.cgsociety.org/newgallerycrits/g67/379467/379467_1243476549_large.jpg

This is a large image, so if you're like Harlan and still using your dead mother's 14.4k modem it may take a awhile.

SkinBasket
08-03-2009, 09:19 PM
Dear nutz,

Call me. I have an "opening" tomorrow evening that you would "fit" perfectly into.

Love,
Skinbasket

Brando19
08-03-2009, 09:30 PM
Dear nutz,

Call me. I have an "opening" tomorrow evening that you would "fit" perfectly into.

Love,
Skinbasket

Cue the gay porn picture.

Deputy Nutz
08-09-2009, 07:49 PM
To Skinbasket,

Rest up because Monday night I am available, but late like 8:30 maybe 8:00 if my pants fit before then.

Thanks alot, because of our little MMA action last night, my wife is questioning my heterosexuality.

SkinBasket
08-10-2009, 07:59 AM
To Skinbasket,

Rest up because Monday night I am available, but late like 8:30 maybe 8:00 if my pants fit before then.

Thanks alot, because of our little MMA action last night, my wife is questioning my heterosexuality.

Did you tell her you got a little erect when you took mount? If you had just hit me, she would have thought we were just two normal guys.

Why can't there be one decent fucking gentleman's club in this fucking city?

SnakeLH2006
08-12-2009, 12:35 AM
MMA is great stuff. We should start our own. The UFRL, aka the Ultimate Fighter Rat League. Weight class winners win bratwursts and free medical attention.

SkinBasket
10-13-2009, 01:29 PM
Dear nutz,

My wife shall be returning from her southern expedition tonight. I regret to inform you that I am revoking your invitation to spend the evening with me. I am sure you will find your current accommodations more than suitable, however, and I hope to spend some time with you discussing the various attributes of our companions for the night over a fine brandy soon.

Yours truly,
The SkinBasket

SkinBasket
10-20-2009, 06:07 PM
Dear Nutz,

Are we going to Sharky's this saturday?

Deputy Nutz
10-21-2009, 12:24 AM
Dear Nutz,

Are we going to Sharky's this saturday?

Umm, no we are not, I get to go to the Starlight Opera House's fundraising dinner. I feel so much better than those that can't go to this thing.

SkinBasket
10-21-2009, 07:23 AM
Dear Nutz,

Are we going to Sharky's this saturday?

Umm, no we are not, I get to go to the Starlight Opera House's fundraising dinner. I feel so much better than those that can't go to this thing.

You homo. Lyoto weeps a little for you.

Partial
10-21-2009, 10:48 PM
I have encountered the sandwich photo on Facebook and have requested to befriend the sammie.

SkinBasket
10-26-2009, 02:59 PM
Dear Nutz,

Do you have any tools that can break an inch of concrete without harming the decking under it? Something better than a crowbar would be cool, but not necessary. I may need to visit you.

Love,
The SkinBasket

Scott Campbell
10-26-2009, 03:03 PM
Dear Nutz,

Do you have any tools that can break an inch of concrete without harming the decking under it? Something better than a crowbar would be cool, but not necessary. I may need to visit you.

Love,
The SkinBasket


http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/dynamite-sam.jpg

Deputy Nutz
10-26-2009, 11:39 PM
Dear Nutz,

Do you have any tools that can break an inch of concrete without harming the decking under it? Something better than a crowbar would be cool, but not necessary. I may need to visit you.

Love,
The SkinBasket

sure it is called Thunder Cock, and it resides just above my nut sack.

SkinBasket
10-27-2009, 07:30 AM
Dear Nutz,

Do you have any tools that can break an inch of concrete without harming the decking under it? Something better than a crowbar would be cool, but not necessary. I may need to visit you.

Love,
The SkinBasket

sure it is called Thunder Cock, and it resides just above my nut sack.

I would come an borrow this "thunder cock" but have discovered that breaking the mortar would just be a waste of time. I would then have to pour new mortar and level it and have this all done in a day, so I refuse. I'll figure something out later when you help me resurface the fireplace.

SkinBasket
10-30-2009, 09:52 PM
Dear fuckerpants,

Are we going to go out Sunday night? Thats the night the chick works the bar.

SkinBasket
11-15-2009, 01:19 PM
Dear nutz,

Are you still alive?

If so, have you located your lost dignity yet?

Deputy Nutz
11-16-2009, 08:03 AM
Dear nutz,

Are you still alive?

If so, have you located your lost dignity yet?

The dignity was long gone about the time the dry heaves started at 2:30am.

I am not the kind of guy that can start drinking at 9:30am, and stop at 8:45pm with a kamakazee off a fat strippers ass.

SkinBasket
11-16-2009, 08:27 AM
She was one big girl. What a disaster. When the best part of the night at a seedy strip club is befriending an old man trying to lure college guys into his RV for a ride back to campus, you have to know that god might hate you.

Freak Out
11-16-2009, 04:41 PM
Skin...is that a photo of the "new" Partial you are using in the avatar now?

SkinBasket
11-16-2009, 05:00 PM
Skin...is that a photo of the "new" Partial you are using in the avatar now?

I would never do something so disrespectful as to display the naked torso of a poster. Someone would have to be a terrible person to do something like that.

MJZiggy
11-16-2009, 06:01 PM
Dear nutz,

Are you still alive?

If so, have you located your lost dignity yet?

The dignity was long gone about the time the dry heaves started at 2:30am.

I am not the kind of guy that can start drinking at 9:30am, and stop at 8:45pm with a kamakazee off a fat strippers ass.

I had you pegged all wrong.

Deputy Nutz
11-16-2009, 07:31 PM
Dear nutz,

Are you still alive?

If so, have you located your lost dignity yet?

The dignity was long gone about the time the dry heaves started at 2:30am.

I am not the kind of guy that can start drinking at 9:30am, and stop at 8:45pm with a kamakazee off a fat strippers ass.

I had you pegged all wrong.

I am older now. I was more of a quick rinse kind of guy to get my drink on, I was never one to drink all day long. I paid for it in spades and dollar bills. Skin was right though, I kept telling him all about my lost dignity. The funny thing is, when you drink all day long you don't actually think you are that bombed until you walk through your front door.

Scott Campbell
11-17-2009, 10:26 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v376/prime311/Fireworks_crotch_explosion.gif

Freak Out
11-17-2009, 11:37 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v376/prime311/Fireworks_crotch_explosion.gif

Scorched junk....unless it was blown off.

MJZiggy
11-18-2009, 05:52 AM
Instant vasectomy.

hoosier
11-18-2009, 09:14 AM
Darwin award candidate.

MichiganPackerFan
11-19-2009, 12:58 PM
Just thankful that bastard can't reproduce: natural selection at its finest.

SnakeLH2006
11-19-2009, 11:58 PM
I would never do something so disrespectful as to display the naked torso of a poster. Someone would have to be a terrible person to do something like that.
:shock:

SkinBasket
11-23-2009, 09:09 PM
dear nutz,

I'm going to fuck your mom tonight. I'm in the bushes right now, composing this on my PSP loaded with violent porn. That's what makes me a terrible poster and a child rapist, according to our esteemed administrator.

You may call me papa from now on. I will always love you.

Freak Out
11-23-2009, 10:47 PM
dear nutz,

I'm going to fuck your mom tonight. I'm in the bushes right now, composing this on my PSP loaded with violent porn. That's what makes me a terrible poster and a child rapist, according to our esteemed administrator.

You may call me papa from now on. I will always love you.

I just reported this to the Central Scrutinizer. You will be sent to the Church of Apliantology for reeducation.

Deputy Nutz
11-24-2009, 07:57 AM
dear nutz,

I'm going to fuck your mom tonight. I'm in the bushes right now, composing this on my PSP loaded with violent porn. That's what makes me a terrible poster and a child rapist, according to our esteemed administrator.

You may call me papa from now on. I will always love you.

You are fucking dead. I would tell you I am going to fuck your mom as well but where is the challenge in that?

SkinBasket
04-09-2011, 08:42 AM
Dear nutz,

It's been a while. Now get over to my house and get me a cocksmoking estimate. Please.

Or I won't buy you a private dance from the BO stripper next time.

xoxo,
The Skinbasket

SkinBasket
06-11-2011, 12:18 PM
Dear nutz,

Regards from sunny Neosho. I just wanted to relieve any anxiety you may have as a result of my condition at the time of our parting. I am alive and taking fluids. I made it to the park & ride on 67 by breathing quickly and shallowly before my arms and feet went numb and I had to unleash what I think were the hush puppies and a couple of unidentified chunks of meat. I have learned I need to chew more. Fortunately, they represented the final resistance. Within minutes, functionality was restored to my limbs, and I completed my journey. Thank you again for your hospitality and your concern. I must now go throw hay bails at my brother in law.

Good day,
The Skinbasket

Deputy Nutz
06-11-2011, 02:08 PM
I was worried.

I already miss your sweet embrace.

SkinBasket
06-27-2011, 09:48 AM
Dear nutz,

Are you still planning the survivalist retreat for the 17th? If so, I believe I will be able to attend. I need to get this cheap ass scope sighted out.

Deputy Nutz
06-27-2011, 10:10 AM
The retreat is still planned for the 17th. We will be leaving on Friday. morning hopefully. I wish I would have been able to paint your house

retailguy
06-27-2011, 10:15 AM
Why am I picturing Wylie Coyote and a bunch of Acme crates, or Boo-boo & Yogi, out walking in the woods when I think about this retreat?

Freak Out
06-27-2011, 11:17 AM
I'm thinking Goonies with drugs, guns and hookers.

SkinBasket
06-27-2011, 11:44 AM
The retreat is still planned for the 17th. We will be leaving on Friday. morning hopefully. I wish I would have been able to paint your house

We'll have much more fun reflooring the shower. You sitting out in the sun all day while I sit inside playing video games wouldn't have been much of a visit.

You'll have to call me with directions. I can't come up until that Friday night most likely. We'll see, I'll try for Thursday night, but I'll probably have to do indescribable things in the bed to make that happen.

HowardRoark
06-27-2011, 11:55 AM
http://www.deerrumpopener.com/ProdImages/DEER-NUTS.gif

Deputy Nutz
06-27-2011, 01:38 PM
We'll have much more fun reflooring the shower. You sitting out in the sun all day while I sit inside playing video games wouldn't have been much of a visit.

You'll have to call me with directions. I can't come up until that Friday night most likely. We'll see, I'll try for Thursday night, but I'll probably have to do indescribable things in the bed to make that happen.

Well tell my wife why it is worth me coming to cincy to fix a shower floor. I am not saying, I am just saying.

SkinBasket
06-27-2011, 02:23 PM
Well tell my wife why it is worth me coming to cincy to fix a shower floor. I am not saying, I am just saying.

Fine. Tell her we're also installing a couple ceiling fans, a new bathroom fan, and digging a french drain in the back yard. Which we can do if you really want to.

SkinBasket
06-27-2011, 03:07 PM
Or you could just take your balls in your own hands and tell her you don't need a reason.

Deputy Nutz
06-27-2011, 04:29 PM
Or you could just take your balls in your own hands and tell her you don't need a reason.

Thats funny coming from you. You must be magic in bed.

Deputy Nutz
06-27-2011, 04:30 PM
Fine. Tell her we're also installing a couple ceiling fans, a new bathroom fan, and digging a french drain in the back yard. Which we can do if you really want to.

Ok Ceiling fans are a good idea. I have a real talent for putting those in. I don't know what a french drain is, seems perverted so I assume that she would be ok with that.

Deputy Nutz
06-27-2011, 04:32 PM
It is perverted

http://diy-green-home-improvement.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/french-drain-profile-300x298.jpg

Deputy Nutz
06-27-2011, 04:33 PM
I could dig one of those. You got any spades?

Deputy Nutz
06-27-2011, 04:36 PM
http://diy-green-home-improvement.com/wp/2009/06/french-drains-solutions-to-poor-draining-yards/

French drain installation and purpose.

Freak Out
06-27-2011, 05:40 PM
I thought he was done buying spades?

SkinBasket
06-27-2011, 07:43 PM
I could dig one of those. You got any spades?

I got a bent spade and a couple shovels. No way are we digging that deep. And our drain ends in a 5 gallon plastic bucket that may or may not be in the neighbors yard.

Little Whiskey
06-27-2011, 09:54 PM
I could dig one of those. You got any spades?

Is madtown busy?

Deputy Nutz
06-28-2011, 08:46 AM
Is madtown busy?

Never trust a fat mexican.

mraynrand
06-28-2011, 09:05 AM
Is madtown busy?


Based on the state of this website, I think so.

SkinBasket
06-28-2011, 12:04 PM
Fuck all that other shit, we need to strip and seal the deck.

Deputy Nutz
06-28-2011, 05:32 PM
Fuck all that other shit, we need to strip and seal the deck.

I have just the chemicals for that.

HowardRoark
06-28-2011, 07:33 PM
Fuck all that other shit, we need to strip and seal the deck.

.......if I had a nickel for everytime I used this line.

SkinBasket
06-29-2011, 10:21 AM
Well, my lips and cock are bleeding, but I should be able to make it up there thursday night.

Deputy Nutz
06-29-2011, 03:47 PM
Well, my lips and cock are bleeding, but I should be able to make it up there thursday night.

That is some sweet shit. The pain will be well worth it

SkinBasket
07-10-2011, 08:11 PM
We still on for thursday? because I'm going to be there.

Deputy Nutz
07-10-2011, 08:54 PM
Yes

I miss you dearly.

Bring your guns.

Deputy Nutz
07-13-2011, 08:29 AM
When are you going to arrive tomorrow?

SkinBasket
07-13-2011, 11:34 AM
Evening. I would guess between 5-7 your time.

Deputy Nutz
07-13-2011, 02:06 PM
salting the pork in wait

SkinBasket
07-13-2011, 07:04 PM
Cant wait to put your pork in my mouth. Of course, saying so will probably earn me an "infraction" and get this thread moved to the garbage can. Because this is Madtown's idea of the Wild West! Yehaw!

SkinBasket
07-13-2011, 07:36 PM
Dear nutz,

I sent you a PM. I probably shouldn't have to tell you that, but I do, because someone can't run a forum for shit. Anywhooooooo.... He's probably read it already, but feel free to take a look yourself.

Warmest regards,
The SkinBasket

SkinBasket
08-07-2011, 02:31 PM
Dear nutz,

Will be in Wi this week for impending family death. you going to be around wed or thurs night if they don't die and i want to go to silk?

MadtownPacker
08-07-2011, 03:04 PM
Never trust a fat mexican.
Nah, just trust a fat, white, job jumping, beer bellied, MMA wannabe.:wink:

Deputy Nutz
08-07-2011, 06:42 PM
Dear nutz,

Will be in Wi this week for impending family death. you going to be around wed or thurs night if they don't die and i want to go to silk?

I suppose. Who is dying?

swede
08-07-2011, 09:36 PM
Who's not?

SkinBasket
08-07-2011, 11:27 PM
I suppose. Who is dying?

mother-in-law.

Deputy Nutz
08-08-2011, 08:55 AM
Wednesday I have a softball game at 9:30pm, and I might have a game on Thursday. But you can come to the Wednesday game if Wednesday works best. Skunkwood will be there

HowardRoark
08-08-2011, 09:02 AM
Nah, just trust a fat, white, job jumping, beer bellied, MMA wannabe.:wink:

Keep it in the Favre thread.

SkinBasket
08-08-2011, 01:42 PM
Wednesday I have a softball game at 9:30pm, and I might have a game on Thursday. But you can come to the Wednesday game if Wednesday works best. Skunkwood will be there


eh. Looks like I'll probably be unable to rendezvous.

Deputy Nutz
08-08-2011, 04:57 PM
You're weird.

SkinBasket
08-31-2011, 09:35 AM
Dear nutz,

Do you want a gently used television? It's slightly lighter than the last one.

SkinBasket
09-06-2011, 08:51 PM
I see you fucker! Answer me!

Deputy Nutz
09-06-2011, 09:21 PM
Probably. what kind?

SkinBasket
09-06-2011, 09:22 PM
Probably. what kind?

You know what kind. Only this one is shaped like a rectangle instead of a square.

woodbuck27
09-06-2011, 11:17 PM
Look, I'm not the same poster as Partial. When I first registered, I read a Skinbasket-Partial fight thread. I find it funny that Skinbasket needs to act like a moron on an internet forum to make up for the fact that he doesn't wear to pants in his house.



Hi Nutz and Skin. Enjoy a great run by our team fellas.

mmmm that post brings to mind the lovely song... 'Peace in the Valley'. Viscious senseless words or community!?? It's time for PEACE @ PackerRats.

Peace to all Packerrats and GO PACK GO!

Here's a little 'feel good info' it's my pleasure, to pass on to y'all:

Anyone getting down with the Great New Album by the husband and wife team ' the Tedeschi (Susan) Trucks (Derek) Band' Revelator. That 11 member group can sure set it down. A wonderful creation of music. That band can sure can hang the tunes. Outstanding and you read it here first. That 'REVELATOR' will be album of the year. It can't miss.

SkinBasket
09-07-2011, 07:41 AM
You might want to check the date on that post dood.

mraynrand
09-07-2011, 08:46 AM
Anyone getting down with the Great New Album by the husband and wife team ' the Tedeschi (Susan) Trucks (Derek) Band' Revelator. That 11 member group can sure set it down. A wonderful creation of music. That band can sure can hang the tunes. Outstanding and you read it here first. That 'REVELATOR' will be album of the year. It can't miss.

I prefer the nuftet sound of "The New Mainstreet Singers" especially off their album 'Sunny Side up.'

http://images.paroly.com/photos/the_new_main_street_singers.jpg

Deputy Nutz
09-07-2011, 12:00 PM
You know what kind. Only this one is shaped like a rectangle instead of a square.

How is it lighter? Are rectangles lighter than squares?

SkinBasket
09-07-2011, 12:41 PM
I was lying. This one is just as heavy but newer and has those little hand holes you can fit two fingers in.

Deputy Nutz
09-07-2011, 02:54 PM
Those hand holds reminded me of your mom.

SkinBasket
09-07-2011, 05:42 PM
I think you're confusing the tv holes with a boxing glove.

Deputy Nutz
09-07-2011, 10:28 PM
I miss you, and I am bit bothered that the only conversation you have had with me is about a free tv. I got a job. Nice of you to ask.

SkinBasket
09-08-2011, 07:19 AM
You wouldn't miss me if you would come visit. Mainly because it would remind you what a terrible person I am.

woodbuck27
09-08-2011, 07:39 AM
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/25/spiderman.jpg

We've got that fella's cousin in Montreal except he's HARD. Built like a TANK. There's a FLASHBACK !

The Spideman here is a nice fella. he volunteer's alot of his time entertaining sick children in Montral hospitals. He often dances Saturdays fr. about noon time till 5 PM on ST. Catherines Street ( the heart of Uptown Montreal ) along with other amateur acts. I always see him dancing with this very nice man about 75 years of age and thin as a rake and 'billed as' Michael Jackson. He can bogey !

There's a distinction between this Quebecquois and M J. This fella's attempt to be white (in contrast to Michael's) started at birth.

Deputy Nutz
09-08-2011, 07:47 AM
You wouldn't miss me if you would come visit. Mainly because it would remind you what a terrible person I am.

You're not bad just worthless and that is why I have such a passion for your company.

woodbuck27
09-08-2011, 08:22 AM
You might want to check the date on that post dood.

ohh Thanks Skin and 'of course' I'm aware of thedate and my message stands. Skinbasket, it's been a lifetime observation of mine that bully's are all there frick'en lives even after they've had their keesters re-arranged often because of their need to act like idiots.

Some might find it amusing but I've learned that good esteem comes HARDlater in life. It's like fine wine,decent cheese. Over time in a proper environment made ready. RE: a Bully... learned beststrategy is to tip him or her the hat and be extra nice. Ignore his needs for attention.


I've observed moreso in OUR past history, than of late. That certain posters at Packerrats must reach to any degree to grab attention or sensationalize their weak manners. (names withheld as this new PEACE must be maintained for the good of all here at the expence of the bully as he or she presists; and why? wake up a monster.

Ignorance on a personal level is difficult to escape. We dont choseour parents or Family of origin and the inherant belief system and doctrines of the HOME environment may follow us all our lives. We need tolerance and forginess and to recognize that it's merely normal for bully's to bully. Here they hardly intend to do real harm as happens when dealing with the Soció - Psychpath .

Isn't it nice here at PACKERRATS 'of late ' Skin? The BS gone,most of us here really having a sense of realism and the poster. Now we canget down to the brass tacks of why Packerrats.

A ) To cheer on OUR Championship team and learn to be more informed Packer and NFL fans.

B) To compete with one another in ' a Spirit of fun or Joie de Vrie , in the FF events. A competition meant to enhance the reputation of OUR Packer home as having some of the very finest NFL fan analysts anywhere at any level related to the NFL. Packerrats does have such people and that makes me feel proud to do my best to celebrate in the Spirit of that fact.

For me it's alway's ...GO PACK GO! ...GO Packerrats. Growing better by the month. Weeding ' only ' when absolutely necessary.

C) realizing ONE important GROUP... All here; Packerrats ' ALL ... ARE EQUAL '. Thus... a premise that will encourage the following:

Even those with severe personal and personality challenges that arrive here in times of temporary personal or pathological stress. May be gently guided to resort to some balance of decency and common respect for the fellow poster.

That's this CANUCK's idea , of how it should be. I'm easy going and all for. PEACE and Harmony and LOVE to Y'all.

The bottom line..... as concerns Packerrats.

GO PACKERS!

SkinBasket
09-08-2011, 10:06 AM
I honestly don't have any idea what you're talking about. Well, I can understand what you're saying, kind of... well maybe about half. Something about bullies being cheese and weeds and equals to all. Can you give me a thesis or something?

Zool
09-08-2011, 10:34 AM
TL;DR

SkinBasket
09-08-2011, 11:20 AM
TL;DR

Now what the fuck does this mean? Why is everyone being an ambiguous asshole?

mraynrand
09-08-2011, 11:44 AM
Isn't it nice here at PACKERRATS 'of late ' Skin? The BS gone,most of us here really having a sense of realism and the poster.

Speak for yourself. 50% of what I post is total BS.

retailguy
09-08-2011, 12:04 PM
Now what the fuck does this mean? Why is everyone being an ambiguous asshole?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tl%3Bdr

Deputy Nutz
09-08-2011, 12:42 PM
ohh Thanks Skin and 'of course' I'm aware of thedate and my message stands. Skinbasket, it's been a lifetime observation of mine that bully's are all there frick'en lives even after they've had their keesters re-arranged often because of their need to act like idiots.

Some might find it amusing but I've learned that good esteem comes HARDlater in life. It's like fine wine,decent cheese. Over time in a proper environment made ready. RE: a Bully... learned beststrategy is to tip him or her the hat and be extra nice. Ignore his needs for attention.


I've observed moreso in OUR past history, than of late. That certain posters at Packerrats must reach to any degree to grab attention or sensationalize their weak manners. (names withheld as this new PEACE must be maintained for the good of all here at the expence of the bully as he or she presists; and why? wake up a monster.

Ignorance on a personal level is difficult to escape. We dont choseour parents or Family of origin and the inherant belief system and doctrines of the HOME environment may follow us all our lives. We need tolerance and forginess and to recognize that it's merely normal for bully's to bully. Here they hardly intend to do real harm as happens when dealing with the Soció - Psychpath .

Isn't it nice here at PACKERRATS 'of late ' Skin? The BS gone,most of us here really having a sense of realism and the poster. Now we canget down to the brass tacks of why Packerrats.

A ) To cheer on OUR Championship team and learn to be more informed Packer and NFL fans.

B) To compete with one another in ' a Spirit of fun or Joie de Vrie , in the FF events. A competition meant to enhance the reputation of OUR Packer home as having some of the very finest NFL fan analysts anywhere at any level related to the NFL. Packerrats does have such people and that makes me feel proud to do my best to celebrate in the Spirit of that fact.

For me it's alway's ...GO PACK GO! ...GO Packerrats. Growing better by the month. Weeding ' only ' when absolutely necessary.

C) realizing ONE important GROUP... All here; Packerrats ' ALL ... ARE EQUAL '. Thus... a premise that will encourage the following:

Even those with severe personal and personality challenges that arrive here in times of temporary personal or pathological stress. May be gently guided to resort to some balance of decency and common respect for the fellow poster.

That's this CANUCK's idea , of how it should be. I'm easy going and all for. PEACE and Harmony and LOVE to Y'all.

The bottom line..... as concerns Packerrats.

GO PACKERS!

I simply don't believe a post like this can be tolerated in this thread.

Deputy Nutz
09-08-2011, 12:42 PM
Speak for yourself. 50% of what I post is total BS.

true

SkinBasket
09-08-2011, 05:26 PM
You're not bad just worthless and that is why I have such a passion for your company.


Maybe we should have one more man retreat at your compound before winter. I've got about 750 rounds of shitty .223 ammo that might work better in Cornholio's weapon.

Zool
09-09-2011, 08:29 AM
Now what the fuck does this mean? Why is everyone being an ambiguous asshole?

It was in response to the post before yours. Too long; didnt read.

SkinBasket
10-15-2011, 02:19 PM
Dear Nutz,
I shall be in your vicinity Nov 4th. Would you like to take the opportunity to enjoy an evening of tea and conversation?

mraynrand
10-15-2011, 02:47 PM
And the exciting evening ensues!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tuOwLbLRhQ8/TZYNQqoWSeI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/OqHIFa94CVQ/s1600/my_dinner_with_andre.jpg
http://www.ica.org.uk/thumbnail.php?id=6413&max=480
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PjETEQ8gO7M/S8B6TmFm7WI/AAAAAAAAAkg/rLUwpvp_yog/s400/my_dinner_with_andre_xl_01-film-a2.jpg
http://media.filmschoolrejects.com/images/eatme1.jpg

woodbuck27
10-16-2011, 08:18 AM
Speak for yourself. 50% of what I post is total BS.

Yea (maybe) but your BS doesn't stink nor insult and it's spiced with imagination and humor.

Deputy Nutz
10-17-2011, 07:45 AM
Dear Nutz,
I shall be in your vicinity Nov 4th. Would you like to take the opportunity to enjoy an evening of tea and conversation?

Like what day is that? Will you be barfing in my toliet again? and then demanding a towel so you can shower?

SkinBasket
10-17-2011, 08:09 AM
I didn't even barf in your toilet last time. I couldn't, with any dignity, with you sleeping 5 feet away and with the smell of your burning refuse choking me.

Deputy Nutz
10-31-2011, 12:29 PM
Nov. 4th is a Friday. I am going up to the farm on Saturday. Would you like to go?

SkinBasket
10-31-2011, 12:45 PM
How long do you plan on being at said farm?

Deputy Nutz
10-31-2011, 12:50 PM
Pretty much all day on Saturday. Gonna go chop some wood, and take a gander at the lay of the land.

SkinBasket
10-31-2011, 01:01 PM
So, we'd be coming back Sat night to your place? I might be able to swing it if I can leave early Sun morning.

Deputy Nutz
10-31-2011, 03:00 PM
Early Sat morning, come back Sat night.

SkinBasket
11-03-2011, 10:51 AM
I'm in. But I'll have to come over Saturday morning, and stay at your house Saturday night, then leave before you wake up Sunday. What time shall I make my royal arrival?

Deputy Nutz
11-03-2011, 12:22 PM
7:00am. We have to be back at 6:00 oclock

SkinBasket
11-03-2011, 01:01 PM
Confirmed

mraynrand
11-03-2011, 02:36 PM
That exchange had all the intrigue and excitement of a Bob Woodward political thriller.

SkinBasket
11-03-2011, 02:56 PM
Was it the chopping of the wood?

SkinBasket
11-04-2011, 05:57 PM
I will be leaving here @ 6am, stopping once for Parliments. ETA 6:45-7am.

mraynrand
11-17-2011, 12:21 PM
You guys have a weird relationship:

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/weird-things-body-vestigial-twins-431x300.jpg

Deputy Nutz
11-17-2011, 12:58 PM
yes it is strange. Everyone that I introduce the skinbasket to always asks me how I ended up befriending him. Long story.

Deputy Nutz
11-29-2011, 10:09 AM
I had a dream last night that I shot and killed the Skinbasket on purpose. It was very vivid, I shot him once in the neck, and then once in the head. We were in a construction site work trailer, I believe we were in Madison. Skunkwood helped me take care of the body.

Little Whiskey
11-29-2011, 10:23 AM
, I shot him once in the neck, and then once in the head.

waste of the second bullet. either would have finished the job, maybe not as swift as you would have liked but the result would have been the same. with the added benifit of less cleanup.

retailguy
11-29-2011, 10:52 AM
I had a dream last night that I shot and killed the Skinbasket on purpose. It was very vivid, I shot him once in the neck, and then once in the head. We were in a construction site work trailer, I believe we were in Madison. Skunkwood helped me take care of the body.

Partial? Is that you?...

Scott Campbell
11-29-2011, 10:59 AM
I had a dream last night that I shot and killed the Skinbasket on purpose.



What did he do this time?

Deputy Nutz
11-30-2011, 07:37 AM
That is the only fuzzy part of the dream, I think he knew something that I didn't want anyone else to know.

Zool
11-30-2011, 08:51 AM
That is the only fuzzy part of the dream, I think he knew something that I didn't want anyone else to know.

Skindusky?

Scott Campbell
11-30-2011, 10:49 AM
That is the only fuzzy part of the dream, I think he knew something that I didn't want anyone else to know.


So basically you were Clay, and Skin was Piney. Or Tara.

Deputy Nutz
11-30-2011, 11:55 AM
I suppose. I shot him with a big ole' silver revolver. Dumb bastard didn't even see it coming.

SkinBasket
12-01-2011, 10:31 AM
Jesus. Guy wants to run for his local school board and suddenly he thinks he needs to tie up all his loose ends.

Scott Campbell
12-01-2011, 11:43 AM
Jesus. Guy wants to run for his local school board and suddenly he thinks he needs to tie up all his loose ends.



Skinbasket For School Board!

retailguy
12-01-2011, 12:25 PM
Skinbasket For School Board!


I believe that should be - Nutz for School Board....

Zool
12-01-2011, 12:52 PM
I believe that should be - Nutz for School Board....

I just realized that Nutz is the man in the relationship. In anatomical terms nuts are inside the skin basket.

Deputy Nutz
12-03-2011, 04:21 PM
I am afraid that the skinbasket is being overworked on the home front.

MJZiggy
12-03-2011, 09:50 PM
I am afraid that the skinbasket is being overworked on the home front.

That's what happens when you do that snip snip thing...

Upnorth
12-06-2011, 03:12 PM
That's what happens when you do that snip snip thing...

When you dont have to worry about saddling the horse it is easier for a quick ride?

mraynrand
12-06-2011, 04:06 PM
When you dont have to worry about saddling the horse it is easier for a quick ride?


only if you are trained to ride bareback.

Joemailman
12-06-2011, 08:41 PM
Dear Nutz,
I shall be in your vicinity Nov 4th. Would you like to take the opportunity to enjoy an evening of tea and conversation?

You two sound like you're gay or something. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

MJZiggy
12-06-2011, 09:43 PM
You two sound like you're gay or something. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Who are we to stand in the way of love?

Deputy Nutz
12-07-2011, 07:52 AM
You two sound like you're gay or something. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Look who is late to the party.

Deputy Nutz
12-07-2011, 07:59 AM
Dear Skinbasket,

I realize that you miss me and that you would like me to come to Cincynaticatifa, but I think you don't understand that I do have a job now, and an actual career that requires that I show up everyday. I know, it is very hard for me to. I am also going to school as well, I don't like it much either but it is the best thing for my family at the moment. My kids are spreading their wings, and with that I need remake myself into a career orientated person. I miss you, god do I miss you. I haven't smoked a Parliment since the last time I layed eyes on you, my lungs burn for you. I truly hope to see you over the holiday, my couch is waiting for your soft bum and my mouth can't wait to suck on a juicy, flavorful Parliment. You can stay a couple of days, we can go for long walks around the neighborhood while we smoke and talk about old times, my wife won't mind. We can even go up to your parents farm a nice vacation day, you know to get out of the city smog, and get some fresh air while we suck on Parliments together.

mraynrand
12-07-2011, 08:17 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-aUbce4B4NxA/TXjZQQ18W-I/AAAAAAAAFNQ/TdazKX16WfA/s1600/Akbar-and-Jeff.jpg

SkinBasket
12-07-2011, 11:46 AM
Dear Skinbasket,

I realize that you miss me and that you would like me to come to Cincynaticatifa, but I think you don't understand that I do have a job now, and an actual career that requires that I show up everyday. I know, it is very hard for me to. I am also going to school as well, I don't like it much either but it is the best thing for my family at the moment.

Tell them you're going to an Occupy Cincinnati protest. You'll be celebrated at work and at school.

I don't think I'll be able to visit during the holiday.

mraynrand
12-07-2011, 11:55 AM
http://www.phys.psu.edu/~cowen/cartoons/life-in-hell-neutrinos-smaller.gif

Deputy Nutz
12-07-2011, 12:17 PM
Tell them you're going to an Occupy Cincinnati protest. You'll be celebrated at work and at school.

I don't think I'll be able to visit during the holiday.

Well that is prety vague. Vague rhymes with fag.

SkinBasket
12-07-2011, 02:17 PM
Well that is prety vague. Vague rhymes with fag.

Whats vague?

Deputy Nutz
12-07-2011, 04:50 PM
you. Mr. I am to cool for school

GrnBay007
12-07-2011, 06:34 PM
I remember when the two of you "met" over at the other packer site. Well, when you realized you had some things in common. It's been fun watching your relationship "bloom" over the years! :) ha

Freak Out
12-07-2011, 07:03 PM
Fucking Akbar and Jeff. Been a long time....

Deputy Nutz
12-15-2011, 10:29 AM
I see how it is.

SkinBasket
12-15-2011, 10:33 AM
Now what?

SkinBasket
12-17-2011, 03:44 PM
Hey, Ohio has no waiting period for handguns. That's something.

SkinBasket
12-28-2011, 08:32 AM
Dear nutz,

I will be visiting for 3-4 nights in the next couple weeks. I will expect a bed and entertainment on at least one of those nights, perhaps two. More info when it becomes available.

Freak Out
12-28-2011, 12:32 PM
It saddens me to find out you two were unable to meet beneath the Mistletoe this year.

Deputy Nutz
12-28-2011, 04:17 PM
It saddens me to find out you two were unable to meet beneath the Mistletoe this year.

Broken hearts do mend.

Deputy Nutz
12-28-2011, 04:18 PM
Dear nutz,

I will be visiting for 3-4 nights in the next couple weeks. I will expect a bed and entertainment on at least one of those nights, perhaps two. More info when it becomes available.

Ok. I have located a place where we can smoke indoors.

Harlan Huckleby
12-28-2011, 07:22 PM
how can you be smoking? what happenned?
Skinbasket reads MMA magazines and goes on diets, so he still has dreams.

Try to remember the way you were.

http://www.espn.go.com/media/pg3/2005/0516/photo/polkhigh_i.jpg

SkinBasket
01-04-2012, 08:53 AM
Dear nutz,

Are you going to be available Friday and/or Saturday night if I suddenly appear this weekend?

Deputy Nutz
01-04-2012, 02:55 PM
Sure, again you are being vague.

mraynrand
01-04-2012, 04:13 PM
Dear nutz,

Are you going to be available Friday and/or Saturday night if I suddenly appear this weekend?

Are you teleporting again?

SkinBasket
01-04-2012, 07:45 PM
Sure, again you are being vague.

Well, I would expect we will probably go do things. I would like to come over Friday night after dropping off my children. Then I will be working on the Butler House Saturday, but would also like to spend that evening with you. I might bring some guns. And a PS3. And some bullets and cigarettes.

SkinBasket
01-04-2012, 07:51 PM
If you come help do general things at the house, like smoking and hammering nails, I might take you to a strip club of your choosing.

Tarlam!
01-04-2012, 09:07 PM
I will be working on the Butler House Saturday, but would also like to spend that evening with you.

You have a butler? :wow:

Deputy Nutz
01-05-2012, 07:50 AM
Friday night you are more than welcome to come over and I will entertain you with take out and a television that you can plug your PS3 into, I will even stoke a fire for your pleasure. Wife is going to an Elvis impersonator contest at the casino. Saturday I am all yours.

SkinBasket
01-05-2012, 11:52 AM
PLAN!

Deputy Nutz
01-05-2012, 12:54 PM
"I love it when a plan comes together."

Freak Out
01-05-2012, 05:30 PM
Don't forget to bring your sleeping bag and jammies little skin!

Deputy Nutz
01-05-2012, 05:39 PM
I just hope he leaves his disgusting viruses at home this time.

SkinBasket
01-24-2012, 11:44 AM
sigh...

You going to be around and "available" this weekend or next? Same plan, but you can stay at home during the day instead of dealing with those people.

Deputy Nutz
01-24-2012, 03:21 PM
This weekend I will be around, next weekend I will be in Florida.
I leave for Florida on the 2nd, and come back on the 5th, by myself until Wednesday morning night.

SkinBasket
01-24-2012, 03:33 PM
Jesus. I guess I'll probably come this weekend then.

SkinBasket
01-25-2012, 10:29 AM
May I have accommodation Friday and/or Saturday?

Zool
01-25-2012, 10:46 AM
May I have accommodation Friday and/or Saturday?

You guys have, by far, the oddest pillow talk I've heard/read.

SkinBasket
01-25-2012, 11:28 AM
Just image how fun it is to wake up to his kids punching you in the balls.

Zool
01-25-2012, 12:13 PM
Just image how fun it is to wake up to his kids punching you in the balls.

Does that cost extra?

SkinBasket
01-25-2012, 02:41 PM
You should come visit this weekend too. I've got free passes to Silk. Maybe we could find Partial and all hang out.

SkinBasket
01-26-2012, 07:26 PM
Dear nutz,

I'm coming to your house tomorrow unless you stop me.

Good night. Sweet dreams.

SkinBasket
02-03-2012, 07:43 AM
Dear Nutz,

Apparently I will be visiting the last weekend of Feb to pick up my truck, which my dear mother rammed with the Kubota. But the fuckers fixing it are going to take their sweet ass time of course. At least they're going to detail it for free so it won't smell so bad.

Will I be allowed in your house for an evening?

Deputy Nutz
02-06-2012, 12:43 PM
I don't know. If we are talking about the last week of Feb, if you come on Friday night I won't be there, just like I won't be there on Saturday night.

SkinBasket
02-06-2012, 01:17 PM
I don't know. If we are talking about the last week of Feb, if you come on Friday night I won't be there, just like I won't be there on Saturday night.

Great. Now I get to hang out with my family.

Freak Out
02-07-2012, 05:29 PM
8UNG BB

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/.e/img/4.0/global/pixels/blank_pixel.gif

SkinBasket
02-07-2012, 05:49 PM
How about the next weekend? That of the 4th?

Deputy Nutz
02-07-2012, 08:26 PM
Sure, I will be around, but I probably can't hang around during the day, unless you wanna do some school work for me.

Freak Out
02-07-2012, 08:46 PM
The fucking Contessa....now I'm shocked.

SkinBasket
02-08-2012, 04:17 PM
Dear nutz,

I have 1 Kevin Huber autograph. How much you willing to pay for it? He obviously studied calligraphy as a child.

Deputy Nutz
02-09-2012, 07:56 AM
That is a tough question, hmmm, I would go as high as 32 dollars at an auction, but I wouldn't feel good about it.

SkinBasket
02-10-2012, 03:01 PM
I'll take $5.

SkinBasket
02-16-2012, 11:35 AM
Dear nutz,

I couldn't sleep last night. So I thought of a secret compartment to keep the handguns safe and close at hand. I'm halfway done. All I need is a nice thin sturdy 15x34" slab of wood and some foam and I'll be able to shoot people much more effectively at night. I think all that high level work at Butler has really paid off.

HowardRoark
02-16-2012, 01:13 PM
Swede should write a sitcom about you two. Partial could be a reoccurring character.

Deputy Nutz
02-16-2012, 03:34 PM
Dear nutz,

I couldn't sleep last night. So I thought of a secret compartment to keep the handguns safe and close at hand. I'm halfway done. All I need is a nice thin sturdy 15x34" slab of wood and some foam and I'll be able to shoot people much more effectively at night. I think all that high level work at Butler has really paid off.

I am really happy for you. I just recently purchased can food items for my retreat, because Target of all places had a sale on the Chef Borardi. Have to find a website where I can buy MREs on the cheap. Gander Mountain wants like 8 or 9 bucks for a meal.

Deputy Nutz
02-16-2012, 03:37 PM
Never mind Amazon has everything

SkinBasket
02-16-2012, 03:44 PM
I am really happy for you. I just recently purchased can food items for my retreat, because Target of all places had a sale on the Chef Borardi. Have to find a website where I can buy MREs on the cheap. Gander Mountain wants like 8 or 9 bucks for a meal.

Those are tough right now. Increased demand in Japan and elsewhere hit by disaster and relieved with our foreign aide. Some Jap half a world away gets them for free on your dollar. I've been keeping my eyes on the 12 pack cases with flame-less heaters. Here's the best place I've got so far... http://www.mredepot.com/servlet/the-270/MRE-Military-USGI-Meal/Detail

Speaking of the retreat, you should schedule something. I've got some water purification stuff I'd like to try out and a big can of 10 1 cup servings of freeze dried lasagna I wanted to sample. Here's the brand, they also sell larger packages:
http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-House-Stroganoff-Noodles-servings/dp/B000M806WW/ref=sr_1_1?s=outdoor-recreation&ie=UTF8&qid=1329428524&sr=1-1

I've heard rumor that Costco has good prices on the buckets every now and again.

Freak Out
02-16-2012, 07:03 PM
Have either of you guys buried a Conex box in the yard yet? I knew a guy who used on to make a pretty good back yard bunker.

Freak Out
02-16-2012, 07:05 PM
BTW....the Costco survival bucket or whatever it is called is expensive. Just stick with your original plan to eat the humans you have to shoot.

MadtownPacker
02-16-2012, 07:22 PM
Have either of you guys buried a Conex box in the yard yet? I knew a guy who used on to make a pretty good back yard bunker.
Underground greenhouse?

HowardRoark
02-16-2012, 09:43 PM
Do you have bees yet?

SkinBasket
02-17-2012, 07:31 AM
Do you have bees yet?

I'm training hornets to kill people. Bees are pussies.

Deputy Nutz
02-17-2012, 07:32 AM
Shipping containers, bury those fuckers all over the place.

SkinBasket
02-17-2012, 07:39 AM
Don't forget air tubes though. For the hornets.

SkinBasket
02-17-2012, 07:42 AM
I am really happy for you.

You should be. I did such a fine job, my wife thought the modified item came that way and she just didn't know about it these past 15 years. She then expressed her disbelief that I came up with the idea myself, much less at 2 in the morning.

Deputy Nutz
02-17-2012, 10:55 AM
So you are saying this secret box saved your marriage?

MJZiggy
02-17-2012, 06:44 PM
Do you have bees yet?
That's true, you are kind of completely screwed without them, aren't you?

SkinBasket
02-18-2012, 06:38 AM
So you are saying this secret box saved your marriage?

I wouldn't say that, but it's certainly extended my window of opportunity.

SkinBasket
02-26-2012, 08:54 AM
Dear nutz,
Which will be a more auspicious day for my visit? Friday or Saturday evening?

Deputy Nutz
02-26-2012, 09:32 PM
You should come on Friday.

Deputy Nutz
03-01-2012, 12:09 PM
Are we only going to play Friday night? I possibly have to go to dinner with the Q&B lawyer that you sexually harrassed at my birthday party 3 years ago. Her husband will also be at the dinner. Your above post made it seem like either or, not both nights.

SkinBasket
03-01-2012, 01:11 PM
Are we only going to play Friday night? I possibly have to go to dinner with the Q&B lawyer that you sexually harrassed at my birthday party 3 years ago. Her husband will also be at the dinner. Your above post made it seem like either or, not both nights.

So am I not coming over Friday night? I could probably swing Saturday if i need to, but Friday would be better. I'll probably leave Sunday, so I can't spend both nights in the warm embrace of your couch.

For the record, I did not sexually harass her. I just encouraged Cornholio to harass her, while no one told me her husband was standing directly behind me. I think I was kind of drunk that night.

Deputy Nutz
03-01-2012, 02:26 PM
we will hang on friday night.

SkinBasket
03-02-2012, 07:00 AM
I shall be there around 5pm baring any unfortunate incidents, like running over a homeless person. But that should only take a couple minutes extra to clear the wheel well.

Deputy Nutz
03-03-2012, 03:01 PM
missing you already

SkinBasket
03-03-2012, 05:45 PM
ditto

Deputy Nutz
03-11-2012, 08:47 PM
I need you, I will call you tomorrow.

SkinBasket
03-12-2012, 08:29 AM
Call me. I have a new phone. She calls me skinbasket.

Deputy Nutz
03-12-2012, 10:04 PM
Hey monkey man, look for an email from tournamentpools.com and validate that shit. Oh and if a check for 35,000 gets mailed to your house that means my partners and I won and I need you to sign it over to me, or I will probably kill you.

woodbuck27
03-13-2012, 07:08 AM
Secret box? Coming on Friday. Deputy nutz ! Skinbasket. Whoops !! Gotta run.

SkinBasket
03-13-2012, 10:41 AM
Hey monkey man, look for an email from tournamentpools.com and validate that shit. Oh and if a check for 35,000 gets mailed to your house that means my partners and I won and I need you to sign it over to me, or I will probably kill you.

I don't think this is a good idea, but I supported your habit anyway.

SkinBasket
03-13-2012, 01:41 PM
Dear Nutz,

Does your dad still work? I have an interested party regarding the tiling of a floor.

Deputy Nutz
03-13-2012, 03:24 PM
sure he still works, but he is in arizona right now and will be back the middle of April.

What needs to be done, I might still have the skills to tile a floor.

SkinBasket
03-16-2012, 07:32 AM
sure he still works, but he is in arizona right now and will be back the middle of April.

What needs to be done, I might still have the skills to tile a floor.

My sister wants to tile the floor in the kitchen/laundry/hall. Lots of corners, so I don't know if it's something you want to do. I've seen you cut for corners. Anyway, I'll send you her info via PM if you're interested in giving them an estimate.

Deputy Nutz
03-16-2012, 01:31 PM
ok, I am actually pretty good at laying tile, when would they want this done? Could it wait until summer?

SkinBasket
03-16-2012, 03:48 PM
sooner rather than later was what I was told. Like before the fucking baby shoots out her vagina, which is in like a month.

SkinBasket
04-04-2012, 04:54 PM
I should come visit soon.

swede
04-04-2012, 05:46 PM
sooner rather than later was what I was told. Like before the fucking baby shoots out her vagina, which is in like a month.

I just would like to say, with admiration, that I think of you as the Dylan Thomas, the Robert Frost, the Jack Kerouac of interweb filth talk. When something delicate needs to be said, I often wonder how you might say it less delicately. Keep up the good work.

Deputy Nutz
04-04-2012, 08:59 PM
I should come visit soon.

You should come next week around Thursday, even Wednesday and stay for a couple of days. I got vacation all next week.

SkinBasket
04-06-2012, 08:56 AM
I'm investigating a Thursday arrival. I'll keep you posted.

Freak Out
04-06-2012, 10:38 AM
BUNGBB

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkzsf6ueRE1qf853jo1_400.jpg

SkinBasket
04-06-2012, 02:03 PM
I thought we would take to the streets of Waukesha to protest Trayvon Martin's death.

SkinBasket
04-07-2012, 02:50 PM
Dear Mr. Nutz,

I am staying at your house Thursday afternoon until Saturday morning.

Regards,
The SkinBasket

SkinBasket
04-18-2012, 03:39 PM
Dear nutz,

Berry Gordy just said on television that he got the "biggest thrill of his life from dick." Now he just said, "I just love dick." He was talking about Dick Clark, who is now dead for real, not just his face, but it's still funny.

Hope you are well. I might have to make an overnight stay up there soon to help my brother in law bring one of his cars down here, but am afraid your wife hates me and won't want you hanging out with me.

HowardRoark
04-18-2012, 03:44 PM
I might have to make an overnight stay up there soon to help my brother in law bring one of his cars down here.

http://amren.com/oldnews/archives/2005/03/lowrider.jpg

Scott Campbell
04-18-2012, 04:17 PM
Dear nutz,

Berry Gordy just said on television that he got the "biggest thrill of his life from dick." Now he just said, "I just love dick." He was talking about Dick Clark, who is now dead for real, not just his face, but it's still funny.


Knowing Dick, I suspect that won't be enough to keep him off the New Years Eve telecast.

It was almost like he and Ryan Seacrest made a modern day remake of Weekend at Bernies.

Deputy Nutz
04-19-2012, 10:59 AM
Dear nutz,

Berry Gordy just said on television that he got the "biggest thrill of his life from dick." Now he just said, "I just love dick." He was talking about Dick Clark, who is now dead for real, not just his face, but it's still funny.

Hope you are well. I might have to make an overnight stay up there soon to help my brother in law bring one of his cars down here, but am afraid your wife hates me and won't want you hanging out with me.

She likes that you pay for things.

SkinBasket
04-27-2012, 04:59 PM
Dear nutz,

I'm making oyster tacos tonight. How awesome is that?

I fully expect to poop myself tomorrow.

Deputy Nutz
04-27-2012, 06:46 PM
yuckers

SkinBasket
04-27-2012, 08:31 PM
they weren't very good.