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Deputy Nutz
02-13-2017, 10:10 AM
I won't gen available the last weekend in Feb. first weekend in March I am good to go.

I get that Autumn doesn't want me there, but do you want me there? You just tell me when and where and it will be a total coincident! Would she send you back there next year for my 40th? Hell she could even come, but she can't cut into our cuddle time. Also I would still like to show up to Kentucky so let me know what's a good week in June.

Also we rented a beach house in North Carolina. Any interest bringing the family down? Last full week in July
SkinBasket
02-13-2017, 10:24 AM
We still have several things being planned, so I won't know when's the best time in June for a little bit yet. I wouldn't mind NC, but that's a long way to drive, I think. I'm not sure, and Im too lazy to look right now. I'll let you know about March asap. Lots of moving parts. Lathered, slick, sultry parts.
Deputy Nutz
02-13-2017, 02:36 PM
It would take you around 8-9 hours
SkinBasket
02-21-2017, 12:12 PM
I'm aiming for March 3rd to visit you for an evening.
SkinBasket
02-21-2017, 02:45 PM
Not consuming dairy has resolved my decades long heartburn issue.
Deputy Nutz
02-23-2017, 10:09 AM
Dairy isn't very good for you. Cheese is about the only dairy I eat now. I try to stay away from the pasteurized bullshit. We have a thing in America where we fuck up our food by cooking the shit out of it and killing all the nutrients
SkinBasket
03-10-2017, 12:49 PM
I'm alive.

But I ate a slightly aromatic pork chop last night and shit my pants today. Weird.
SkinBasket
12-09-2020, 07:43 PM
This must be the one
SkinBasket
12-09-2020, 07:44 PM
Now I’ll have to read the whole fucking thing
SkinBasket
12-10-2020, 07:38 AM
That was refreshing. Anyway what were we talking about? You’re going to visit me for Christmas? I’m going back to Belize in April, so it will have to be a short visit.
Deputy Nutz
12-10-2020, 07:26 PM
That doesn’t make any sense? I would only stay a few days.
SkinBasket
12-13-2020, 05:36 AM
That doesn’t make any sense? I would only stay a few days.

Dear nutz,

I still require a date for your proposed visit, so that I may make adjustments to my social calendar.
Deputy Nutz
12-15-2020, 12:30 PM
crap, I am pinched here, not sure if I can come down anymore
Deputy Nutz
12-15-2020, 12:31 PM
Although bow season is still going on, am I correct?
SkinBasket
12-15-2020, 08:32 PM
Although bow season is still going on, am I correct?

Cocktease!

Yes. We can shoot deer with bows and crossbows for like another month. This whole week is muzzleloader. I have to go. My kid works until 11 now, which is terribly inconvenient for an afternoon drinker.
SkinBasket
12-15-2020, 08:44 PM
Dear nuts,

I take generic cialis now because I won’t stop drinking. Now my penis bends upwards like the guys in the pornos. I will never die! Just thought you should know before you visit.
Deputy Nutz
12-16-2020, 11:08 AM
Yikes!

Do you take your cock pills with liquor? Because that would be pretty baller of you.
SkinBasket
01-23-2021, 07:46 PM
I have a new renter. He’s kind of retarded, so I think he’ll be great.