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Tyrone Bigguns
05-18-2009, 07:07 PM
Ok, so i'm at the local Circle K filling up my 44 oz thirst buster of diet dew (ty is economizing..so no more diet dew liters..not at 2 bucks a pop) and when i get to the register i notice a brand new "impulse" purchase on the counter...EXTENZE.

Previously, Ty had thought buying porn at the Circle K was the height of embarrassment, but now Ty isn't so sure.

Which is it folks..porn or penis enlargement?
Partial
05-18-2009, 07:08 PM
I'm going to go with porn because even with a teenie weanie at least you're getting some loving.
Harlan Huckleby
05-18-2009, 07:25 PM
I'm going to go with porn because even with a teenie weanie at least you're getting some loving.

I admire your positive attitude. Sounds like you are making lemonade out of the lemon that life handed you.
SkinBasket
05-19-2009, 07:16 AM
If you're embarrassed buying anything at a convenience store because you're afraid of what others in said convenience store might think of you as a result, you probably need to work on your self confidence.

In a world where 90% of men and 60% of women masturbate and masturbation is considered a healthy component of any person's sexual health regardless of what kind of sexual relationship they are in, it's only embarrassing, and likely hypocritical, that anyone would think someone else should feel embarrassed about masturbating.

It's also too bad we live in a world where people think buying a pill that marginally increases blood flow to the penis and works primarily on the placebo effect will somehow make them a better lover. Chances are that if you don't have the confidence to buy the pill without feeling embarrassed, you also don't have the confidence to be a decent lover, no matter what you try to use to fake it.
Deputy Nutz
05-19-2009, 07:33 AM
Skin, Remember when I showed you all those mexican porno dvds at that gas station by your house? I would have been embarrassed to be seen with you when you got the buy 2 get 1 free deal.
SkinBasket
05-19-2009, 07:38 AM
Skin, Remember when I showed you all those mexican porno dvds at that gas station by your house? I would have been embarrassed to be seen with you when you got the buy 2 get 1 free deal.

That same place is selling the cock pills now. They give me a good price on propane refills though, so I'm not complaining about the illegal porn or the snake oil.
Freak Out
05-21-2009, 06:56 PM
mexican porno dvds

Donkey show?
Deputy Nutz
05-21-2009, 09:46 PM
mexican porno dvds

Donkey show?

No, it was low quality stuff.
mission
05-23-2009, 02:03 AM
I'm going to go with porn because even with a teenie weanie at least you're getting some loving.

I admire your positive attitude. Sounds like you are making lemonade out of the lemon that life handed you.



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SnakeLH2006
05-23-2009, 02:13 AM
I'm going to go with porn because even with a teenie weanie at least you're getting some loving.

I admire your positive attitude. Sounds like you are making lemonade out of the lemon that life handed you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! It makes so much sense Partial...you are trying to look hard on your posts cuz your penis is so small. Wow.