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packinpatland
06-26-2009, 09:10 PM
This boggles my poor old mind.......


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090626/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_cheetos_assault


Tenn. couple accused of assault using Cheetos

SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. – Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.

According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500.

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Information from: Shelbyville Times-Gazette, http://www.t-g.com
MJZiggy
06-26-2009, 09:17 PM
Better Cheetos than baseball bats I suppose...?

There really are times when divorce is a logical option.
oregonpackfan
06-26-2009, 09:23 PM
I am relieved no one was "hurt" from the flying Cheetos! :lol:
Joemailman
06-26-2009, 09:24 PM
Well, Frito-Lay did used to claim Cheetos were Dangerously Cheesy, so I guess they could be considered a weapon.

http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/CHE/pdTSCHE0001.jpg
MJZiggy
06-26-2009, 10:01 PM
The only danger they pose is to my figure. They have 'em in the vending machine at work and every once in a while...
oregonpackfan
06-26-2009, 11:43 PM
The only danger they pose is to my figure. They have 'em in the vending machine at work and every once in a while...

...every once in a while mild-mannered MJZiggy turns into a Cheetos-flinging madwoman? :)
MJZiggy
06-27-2009, 12:49 AM
The danger is not in throwing them.
GrnBay007
06-27-2009, 02:39 AM
Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.



Maybe they were just getting a little kinky with the orange puffs. :P
packinpatland
06-27-2009, 07:06 AM
Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.



Maybe they were just getting a little kinky with the orange puffs. :P

My head hurts from the thought..........
MJZiggy
06-27-2009, 07:53 AM
Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.



Maybe they were just getting a little kinky with the orange puffs. :P

My head hurts from the thought..........

I don't think that's where she was suggesting they put them :oops:

:mrgreen: