BIRTHDAY IRONY

[Bretsky]

Where is the Garbage Can when I need it cause this is prolly a post for there.

I turned 38 today so I'm another year into my old geezerhood today.

As many of you know, It was my dream as a hubby to have two boys and never have kids again.

Well, now I have two girls and my wife has given me the three strikes and you are out policy with Kiddom. And we've been debating on having the third for some time now and are in the waiting mode.

Normally Hubby's do pretty well for the score on their B'day.

Some gals can tell when the mighty day of ovulation is there. Well, this morn, my wife announced that if I want to have a Birthday Baby, today is the day :evil:

That's what I'd call Birthday Irony.


B

[GrnBay007]

What did you say?



LOL :razz:

[Bretsky]

What did you say?



LOL :razz:


Would I be a bad guy if I asked her if I could hook her up with a hot gal tonight for a video then ?
:wink:

[GrnBay007]

What did you say?



LOL :razz:


Would I be a bad guy if I asked her if I could hook her up with a hot gal tonight for a video then ?
:wink:

yeah, that would be bad.

Hey B, you won't get that Aug/Sept boy having sex this time of the year! lol

[MadtownPacker]

Happy BDay Bretsky!

You need to make sure you get your way about everything tonight. Its your day and you should only care about yourself. Make sure to tell her how important you are to her and how she needs to appreciate you and worship the ground you walk on.

Good luck Champ!

[Bretsky]

What did you say?



LOL :razz:


Would I be a bad guy if I asked her if I could hook her up with a hot gal tonight for a video then ?
:wink:

yeah, that would be bad.

Hey B, you won't get that Aug/Sept boy having sex this time of the year! lol

I KNOW; I'm a planner.

We are spending about 5G on home upgrades over next six months.

And more important, how is my boy going to have the best chance to get a UW Madison Football Scholarship if he's amongst the youngest in his class. He needs to be born in Sept- Dec area so he has that maturity advantage.

[Oscar]

My son was baby #4. Thats right three girls ahead of Jeffro Jr. Thats why I built the second bathroom. Though, having 4 kids was the plan all along, it is nice to have a son. And having 4 healthy children is a gift straight from god. :D Happy 38th Bretsky. BTW 40 comes my way in December. :shock:

[Bretsky]

My son was baby #4. Thats right three girls ahead of Jeffro Jr. Thats why I built the second bathroom. Though, having 4 kids was the plan all along, it is nice to have a son. And having 4 healthy children is a gift straight from god. :D Happy 38th Bretsky. BTW 40 comes my way in December. :shock:

Thanks Jeffro.

We have the house; 4 beds and 3.5 baths. Just don't have the cash flow to keep having kids with the big house payments to boot and to boot I'd rather not be a HS dad when I'm 60.........if I make it that long.

[CyclonePackFan]

Happy Birthday Bretsky, may you shoot nothing but 'Y' s

[Bretsky]

What did you say?



LOL :razz:


Would I be a bad guy if I asked her if I could hook her up with a hot gal tonight for a video then ?
:wink:

yeah, that would be bad.

Hey B, you won't get that Aug/Sept boy having sex this time of the year! lol

Would it be bad if I find a safer substitue ? :twisted: :twisted:
I mean, I'd be fine if she'd join in as well. :mrgreen: :wink:

[Bretsky]

Happy BDay Bretsky!

You need to make sure you get your way about everything tonight. Its your day and you should only care about yourself. Make sure to tell her how important you are to her and how she needs to appreciate you and worship the ground you walk on.

Good luck Champ!


Thanks Mad; I may need to get back into training in a few months again. Be sure you're not captured by 007 as she will try to soften you up.

B

[Bretsky]

Happy Birthday Bretsky, may you shoot nothing but 'Y' s

Thanks Cyclone. My daugher wants us to have boy twins. That's be awesome.

It is in our genes so we have a greater chance than the norm, and the doc said (I really didn't need to know this) it was very possible by looking at the ultrasound of the last girl that we may have had twins and one didn't make it. But he couldn't tell for sure so we didn't think much of it.

[GrnBay007]

Happy Birthday B!


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[Bretsky]

Thanks 007. That cake looks good.

We had another party to attend today and when better half returns from a few odd jobs in a bit we'll be catching a movie.

[CyclonePackFan]

Happy Birthday Bretsky, may you shoot nothing but 'Y' s

Thanks Cyclone. My daugher wants us to have boy twins. That's be awesome.

It is in our genes so we have a greater chance than the norm, and the doc said (I really didn't need to know this) it was very possible by looking at the ultrasound of the last girl that we may have had twins and one didn't make it. But he couldn't tell for sure so we didn't think much of it.

Double the pleasure, double the fun, double the chance of that UW scholarship! :lol:

[woodbuck27]

What did you say?



LOL :razz:


Would I be a bad guy if I asked her if I could hook her up with a hot gal tonight for a video then ?
:wink:

Come Onnnnn B !

It's your birthday ! ! :smile:

but . . . . .think . . . . about this pic B.

http://media.livedigital.com/pictures/dd/b7/ddb7cab12c6d4f0e178cce19602b1a08_rs.jpg

or this:

http://media.livedigital.com/pictures/2e/2a/2e2a66b86f493d5a1216b9eefff397e4.jpg

A 3-some Eh ?

[woodbuck27]

"We are spending about 5G on home upgrades over next six months." B

Yup. Plumbing - electricity - flooring etc. jk

[woodbuck27]

http://livedigital.com/content/image/568584.jpg

Happy Birthday :arrow: Bretsky.

You can have anything . . . on your Birthday B.

Hey Big Boy - what's it gonna be me. . . or. . . ??????

That. . . .

[woodbuck27]

http://livedigital.com/content/image/503163.jpg

What's it gonna be. . . .????

[GBRulz]

http://www.brettfavreautographs.com/images/pictures/happybday810_sml.jpg

[MJZiggy]

That's really cool. And all I brought to the party was a Happy Birthday and best wishes for a boy!!

[oregonpackfan]

[quote="Bretsky"]Where is the Garbage Can when I need it cause this is prolly a post for there.

I turned 38 today so I'm another year into my old geezerhood today.

As many of you know, It was my dream as a hubby to have two boys and never have kids again.

Well, now I have two girls and my wife has given me the three strikes and you are out policy with Kiddom. And we've been debating on having the third for some time now and are in the waiting mode.


Hey Bretsky!

Who says you need to have a son to be fulfilled as a Dad?

I have two daughters as well but I did not, and do not feel the need "to keep trying" to have a son. Both daughters gave me all the fulfillment I need to be a father.

My first daughter helped me with my "sports fix." For several years, I coached her softball and basketball teams. I also served as the city's Field Maintenance Coordinator for the softball fields and served on the Softball League's Board of Directors.

I even was a proud and enthusiastic supporter of her soccer games(I still don't understand all that sport's rules and strategies)

Though my second daugher's sports career ended in 5th grade, I enjoy seeing her passion for horseback riding.

Having a son can be fun but having a daughter can be just as fun.

Oregonpackfan

[GrnBay007]

B just wants a son so he can be sure the legacy of the holy grail is carried on.

other than that, I'm sure he would love another baby girl. :D

[woodbuck27]

http://livedigital.com/content/image/500569.jpg

Bretsky at 2 years. Developing a little problem.

Your thinking? Do we have a problem child here? NO WAY !

Here's B. at 7 years of age. Developing style.

http://livedigital.com/content/image/559886.jpg

After many lectures fr. Mom and Dad - Bretsky turned to a gentler side.

HARD ROCK . . . Bands !

The Chicks. .

http://livedigital.com/content/image/541516.jpg

Really dug . . . his style.

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and Bretsky. . did . . all he could to entertain 'the Chicks' because . . well . . he could . .

http://livedigital.com/content/image/576854.jpg

Yup that's right. Bretsky at 15 years and boy Oh boy. . .

Into modeling/advertising and time for dancing as well. Our boy Bretsky.

Then at age 21. . .

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Some of his best and closest friends began to notice a little change in Bretsky.

Bretsky just said . "It's OK - I'm . . just chillin'" Few - doubted that.

He was just - ' one of the boys '....

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Still . . . as Bretsky approached 25 years of age, it got worse, as all eyes were on him.

http://livedigital.com/content/image/579133.jpg

ALOT . . . . of PRESSURE !!!

http://livedigital.com/content/image/575062.jpg

All ' the Ladies ' LOVED Bretsky !!

To escape the trials of. . . . too much, at 28 years of age Bretsky discovered another of his talents.

ART.

http://livedigital.com/content/image/570627.jpg

He began to draw what came to mind but was he advancing???

http://livedigital.com/content/image/581683.jpg

At 33 Years of age Bretskys talent for art got a tad twisted. . .

from this:

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/6470/joker8ci.png

to this:

http://livedigital.com/content/image/565268.jpg

He tried many forms of art.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/1766/awesomewkend8do.jpg

but the pay was lousy for this hobby, so he went for long term recognition as he reached 35 year's of age and got burnt out - on minimal art projects.

One of his most famous projects. . .

http://livedigital.com/content/image/481262.jpg

Suddenly !

Bretsky let go of art and settled down at home at 36 Years.

Still something haunted this creative man. . .

His wife and kids began to miss him - as he spent countless days locked away with another of his strange hobbies.

All his Green Bay Packer memorabilia . . . and often he was heard screeching . . .

"one more time Brett ".

"You can do it" . .

and that became his hysteric war cry - as a die hard, Packer 'Super Fan'.

That's where he finally settled.

So Bretsky morphed from that "Wild and Crazy bad ass kid - to REBEL teen -to weird experimentation - to just another Guy.

http://media.livedigital.com/headshots/ff/2e/ff2e4e9735f4b247ea633c4be1ebc3fd_thumb.gif

" to just . . . another DAM Packer fan at age 38. . . this weekend.

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Your arriving Man !

Ed.

[Bretsky]

LMAO; thanks for the outline Woody. I especially liked the painted gals; it was like another gift.


Cheers,
B

[woodbuck27]

LMAO; thanks for the outline Woody. I especially liked the painted gals; it was like another gift.


Cheers,
B

:mrgreen:

Happy Birthday my friend, and many many more to come.

[MJZiggy]

Was it a good birthday, B?

[Bretsky]

Yup, Great B'day. And it looks like I made it another year and will be heading to Lambeau soon again.


Cheers,
B

[FavreChild]

Another year....good stuff.

One of my best gals had her b'day yesterday, also. I was the DD. It sucked!

But I made up for it tonite. :cool:

So cheers to all!

[HarveyWallbangers]

Did you knock her up or what?