Worst song ever

[Fritz]

"99 Red Balloons"

For sure.

[Freak Out]

Nena was bad.....but worst song ever bad? No. She was arguably much better at changing tires though.

[Scott Campbell]

I Touch Myself.

[HowardRoark]

I Touch Myself.

Threadjacker.

[Scott Campbell]

I Touch Myself.

Threadjacker.


You said jacker.

[Harlan Huckleby]

ass sphincter says what

[GrnBay007]

There are a lot of really bad songs.

How about Muskrat Love by Captain & Tennille? (Where's that lil vomiting emoticon?)

PS, I didn't really mind 99 red balloons :P

[Brando19]

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

Ignorant song.

[MJZiggy]

This is going to take some thought...and maybe a list.

[Iron Mike]

Wildman Fischer--My Name Is Larry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXNk04TK1U4)

/thread

[Tarlam!]

PS, I didn't really mind 99 red balloons :P

Actually, the original version is GREAT, but it's in German, so I understand why the nomination came. Some things are best left untranslated, like Fahrvergnuegen.

The song I love to hate the most is:

Tainted Love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuMsbOrDinY

[MJZiggy]

I was expecting Erasure.

[Gunakor]

What's that one the Black Eyed Peas did a few years ago? My Humps? I think that's what it was called. That's got my vote.

[mraynrand]

How about "The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins" performed by Leonard Nimoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFM90ZbWUek&feature=PlayList&p=699792C8A550BA81&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=1

[SkinBasket]

Trapped in the Closet.


The original, not Tank's version. Not even a midget could save that shit from tainting music history forever. That and R Kelly pees on little girls.

[MichiganPackerFan]

Not even remotely a country fan, but this made me feel dumber: "Iraq & I Roll" by Clint Black

"Come on Eileen" Dexie's Midnight Runner

[Iron Mike]

Trapped in the Closet.


The original, not Tank's version.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y76/rollergirl76/WW-bitch-please.gif

[Zool]

Good lord people

We Built this City on Rock and Roll

By Jefferson whatever

[hoosier]

Actually, the original version is GREAT, but it's in German, so I understand why the nomination came. Some things are best left untranslated, like Fahrver-gnuegen.

Translation: Vikings QB out with concussion?

[hoosier]

I'm not sure any of the above can compete with Journey's "Faithfully." Journey gets extra credit because it was formed by ex-members of Santana. How do a bunch of musicians go from decent to make-a-goat-puke awful just by changing their name?

[Harlan Huckleby]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHseZ4MskYg

I nominate the song that Ty sang to Ziggy at the sexual harrassment hearing

[Freak Out]

"The night Chicago died" is a song I loath...pretty much anything by the Bay City Rollers blows goats.

[mraynrand]

"The night Chicago died" is a song I loath...pretty much anything by the Bay City Rollers blows goats.

S-A-T-U-R

D-A-Y

Night!

[sheepshead]

Good lord people

We Built this City on Rock and Roll

By Jefferson whatever

2nd--

p.s. Come on Eileen is a great 80's pop tune.

[sheepshead]

Heres one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHGV3PhEg5c

[sheepshead]

Another Gem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0lKmznjgfQ&feature=fvw

[sheepshead]

Here's a dandy:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfm-17pu6SQ&feature=related

[Zool]

Good lord people

We Built this City on Rock and Roll

By Jefferson whatever

2nd--

p.s. Come on Eileen is a great 80's pop tune.

Hell yeah it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCzWPBR30Nk

[sheepshead]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59BZxgohr9g

Geez, I used to wear my hair like this.

[sheepshead]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH2hWwD5Qfg

This will make your head ache

[GrnBay007]

"Come on Eileen" Dexie's Midnight Runner

LOL C'mon.........that was a FUN song! :P

A lot of the teens today and getting into the 80's music.

[MichiganPackerFan]

"Come on Eileen" Dexie's Midnight Runner

LOL C'mon.........that was a FUN song! :P

A lot of the teens today and getting into the 80's music.

It may have been fun, but try getting it out of your head within four days of hearing it!

[red]

the ting tings, thats not my name

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UX0p7uAW2s

i thought it was a joke on bob and tom when i first heard it, then it kept going. and i got sad


come on, "come on eileen" is one of the best songs ever

[GrnBay007]

"Come on Eileen" Dexie's Midnight Runner

LOL C'mon.........that was a FUN song! :P

A lot of the teens today and getting into the 80's music.

It may have been fun, but try getting it out of your head within four days of hearing it!

LOL just heard it on VH1. It made the #1 Greatest One Hit Wonder of the 80's!! I still like it. :D

[MichiganPackerFan]

LOL just heard it on VH1. It made the #1 Greatest One Hit Wonder of the 80's!! I still like it. :D

I saw the same thing a couple weeks back. I just finally got the damn song out of my head.

[MJZiggy]

And now it's back BWWWAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!

[superfan]

Not even remotely a country fan, but this made me feel dumber: "Iraq & I Roll" by Clint Black

"Come on Eileen" Dexie's Midnight Runner

Sacrilege! Come on Eileen is a classic song.

And all you 99 Red Balloons/Tainted Love/Journey haters - none of those can hold a candle to the pure awfulness that is Jan Terri. This video really starts to get bad about a minute in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ94vnmvPrw

[red]

OMG

i have never seen or heard that before, WOW

i think we have a winner

[sheepshead]

Not even remotely a country fan, but this made me feel dumber: "Iraq & I Roll" by Clint Black

"Come on Eileen" Dexie's Midnight Runner

Sacrilege! Come on Eileen is a classic song.

And all you 99 Red Balloons/Tainted Love/Journey haters - none of those can hold a candle to the pure awfulness that is Jan Terri. This video really starts to get bad about a minute in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ94vnmvPrw

That was bad in every way possible. I'm glad she left my town. Hope she never comes back.

[mraynrand]

Tina Yothers!

OOO-oooo! HOOO-ooooo! Wait around to hear the AWESOME Sax and drum solos about 2 minutes in!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DT3jZw1sYc

[GBRulz]

The song I love to hate the most is:

Tainted Love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuMsbOrDinY

OMG, Tar....that is like one of my most favorite 80's songs.

My vote for worst song ever...I'd have to say "MMM MMM MMM MMM" By the Crash Test Dummies.

[AtlPackFan]

Seasons in the Sun - Terry Jacks (I think)
Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band
Any Disco song

[K-town]

The Blind Man in the Bleachers
Run, Joey, Run
The Night Chicago Died (Where is Paper Lace now?)
2nd on Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods

Of a more recent vintage:
Poker Face
Womanizer

How about a thread for worst song lyrics? Or did someone already do that?

[SnakeLH2006]

How many got Rick N' Rolled....easily this is the worst song EVER:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

[MJZiggy]

Wildfire. I can't remember who does it and just not willing to look it up.

[mraynrand]

How many got Rick N' Rolled....easily this is the worst song EVER:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

That video is clichéd and blatantly racist.

[sheepshead]

Wildfire. I can't remember who does it and just not willing to look it up.


Michael Murphy, "she came running down yellow mountain..."

[Oscar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4CyNvEfWoE

Gotta put my vote in for Hey Mickey..

[retailguy]

Rick Springfield - Human Touch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgBE_4-rZ6Y

[MadScientist]

Father Figure by George Michael. Absolute dreck that goes on forever.

Smells Like Teen Sprirt - Nirvana. Then only thing good about that song was Weird Al's spoof. Bad on it's own and ushered in grunge, killing music for about a decade.

[Freak Out]

Wildfire. I can't remember who does it and just not willing to look it up.


Michael Murphy, "she came running down yellow mountain..."

Horrible song.....that's the shit the CIA should use during torture sessions.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Father Figure by George Michael. Absolute dreck that goes on forever.

Smells Like Teen Sprirt - Nirvana. Then only thing good about that song was Weird Al's spoof. Bad on it's own and ushered in grunge, killing music for about a decade.

Really? Teen Spirit. Killed music...like what? Poison, the crue, etc.

I would hate to see what cds you have.

[sheepshead]

Wildfire. I can't remember who does it and just not willing to look it up.


Michael Murphy, "she came running down yellow mountain..."

Horrible song.....that's the shit the CIA should use during torture sessions.

HAAAAA dont tell Pelosi ...

[SnakeLH2006]

Father Figure by George Michael. Absolute dreck that goes on forever.

Smells Like Teen Sprirt - Nirvana. Then only thing good about that song was Weird Al's spoof. Bad on it's own and ushered in grunge, killing music for about a decade.

Wowzers!

When we are all 70...we'll be talking about how Nirvana started new-age rock in the early 90's...and Snake loves his raps, but only been listening to new rock lately since the early 2000's and just love ANYTHING Nirvana.

[Tarlam!]

The song I love to hate the most is:

Tainted Love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuMsbOrDinY

OMG, Tar....that is like one of my most favorite 80's songs.


First, you move away from Green Bay, now THIS!!!!

Michele, I am devastated. Somebody hand me a sharp instrument, a bottle of pills, a train timetable.....