CAPTAIN KICKASS

[CaptainKickass]

Are you gonna actually say anything in a thread tonight?

Or are you just gonna keep inserting belches everywhere?

Huh?

[gex]

Are you gonna actually say anything in a thread tonight?

Or are you just gonna keep inserting belches everywhere?

Huh?
bomnf :lol:

[CaptainKickass]

This one is for Gex

http://www.belch.com/pop/loudd.htm

[CaptainKickass]

Oh fer phax sake....

Where the hell are my manners:

http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/archive/Humans/Burp-sounds/burp-Excuse-me-Certainly/19222

.

[Cheesehead Craig]

What in the hell? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[CaptainKickass]

Have you ever been sitting in the middle of the cafeteria, enjoying your lunch break when out comes a loud belch? It's too late to cover your mouth, and besides, all your friends and the cutie sitting at the table already heard you. Where did that come from?

Burps have little to do with farts. Farts are the sounds and smells of gas that get out through the anus. Farts may only take 30 to 45 minutes to travel through your body, but burps travel even faster. During the day you probably burp or fart at least 10 to 15 times. Stinky!

If you want to be able to burp the alphabet - or your fave Madonna song - here's the secret. The more air you swallow the longer and louder your burp is gonna be. So swallow some air and then belch out a tune!

Did you know that cows burp a lot? It was only awhile ago when researchers started taking an interest in this. Every year the cows in the US burp about 50 million tons of valuable gases into the atmosphere. If these gases could be caught and directed, the burps of ten average cows could keep a small house heated for a year. Those are some pretty powerful burps.



I think I've found my future wife...

This girl's got serious talent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l38hwIeqB-8&NR=1