Psychology 101 question:

[Anti-Polar Bear]

How come Nutz, Skinpasket and Ilede the Threat like to make insults through pictures? I think i know.

For example:

Skinbasket: "All through high school I was about 5'9" and 145."

http://content.collegehumor.com/items/2005/11/collegehumor.1630404.451xAUTO.jpg

Skinbasket: "Then came college. I stopped doing anything (including eating) and dropped to 135."

http://content.collegehumor.com/items/2004/11/collegehumor.87543.451xAUTO.jpg

When I could afford food again though, I shot right on up to 200 like a bolt of ky jellied lightning.

http://content.collegehumor.com/items/2004/04/collegehumor.52589.451xAUTO.jpg

The answer? Feel good, inc. :smile:

(note: I know they will likely view this thread, so as a test, I will not reply or view this thread again after this post. I want to see how they react outside of this)

:cool:

[the_idle_threat]

:?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

:mrgreen:

[the_idle_threat]

I'm starting to think Auntie-Pooner Bar doesn't like me very much ... :cry:

[SkinBasket]

You might as respond to him directly. He'll read it. He always does.

[BallHawk]

A TRIBUTE TO OUR FRIEND TYBALT...

When I was a little boy everybody thought I was, well, different

http://static.flickr.com/23/34418929_9bd595d171_m.jpg

But as I got older people started to like me more
http://www.gcms.k12.il.us/gcmsms/images/misc/Mr.%20Richoz%20and%20nerds.jpg

I graduated high school, and boy were the graduation parties crazy

http://xc1.xanga.com/a1e866155223124211926/b17057147.jpg

I got a job at Washington D.C. as an intern. It was O.K. at first

http://www.nps.gov/samo/interns/photos/david.jpg

But then It got really boring

http://www.slowass.net/~phaedrus/slides/images/bored.gif

The one good thing though, was that I met the girl of my dreams

http://www.index.hr/indexklub/upload/_ugly_girl.gif

We went to Atlantic City

http://www.photohype.com/images3/LV%20Roulette%20Table%206.jpg

But we lost a lot of Dad's money on gambling

http://www.smithandkeene.com/Images/Broke.jpg

Not to fear, I still had money for a romantic dinner

http://www.nationalpaving.com/photos/Mcdonalds.jpg

Then outside we shared a magical moment

http://www.show-off.se/bilder/olesen05.jpg

We rented a nice place to stayl

http://www.my-discount-hotels.com/images/discount-super-8-motel-cheap-hotel-deals1.jpg

And I was finally gonna get some, until...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b201/Whataboutyouphil/underwearstain.jpg

Oh No! I forgot to change my underwear. And she found them!

http://www.mindline.org.uk/Images/depressed.jpg

She walked out on me and broke my heart

http://www.egypty.com/images/top4/broken_heart.jpg

It's gonna be a long reccovery, but with the help of the man in the sky...


http://www.linternaute.com/sortir/sorties/exposition/john-lennon/diaporama/images/1.jpg

And a little help from this...

http://www.uccs.edu/~kwarner/Images/community/smokingpot.jpg

I know I'll be Ok!

http://imagecloset.com/3/thumbs/t_11101211nerd_thumbs_up.jpg

[Bossman641]

Hahaha

I love these stories complete with pictures. Skinbasket got the ball rolling on it and now it seems everybody is doing it. Even Tank's posts are more enjoyable.

[Deputy Nutz]

Another outlet to pimp my man Chuck Norris!!!!

Well guys it appears that God has gotten a bit jealous of Chuck, and has used his powers for evil to spite the great Chuck Norris. God is lucky that Chuck doesn't believe in sucide, because if Chuck killed himself, he would show up at the pearly gates. He would then give St. Peter a roundhouse kick that would kill him all over again and send St. Peter to rencarnation. He would then deliver another roundhouse kick to those pearly gates. Chuck would stride in and smash God in the halo with yet again another roundhouse kick. God would beg for mercy, and then give all his powers to Chuck Norris.

But like I said before, Chuck simply can't die, unless he himself does it. It is the only way Chuck Norris could possibly die, and even then Chuck would give Chuck problems in accomplishing that feat.

As of now Chuck has to suffer on this Earth until he can find some way to avenge himself.

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/chuck_norris_03.jpg
Once God canceled Texas Ranger, Chuck was forced to start a new project

http://content.collegehumor.com/items/2006/01/collegehumor.1648049.451xAUTO.jpg
Because of God's cruel hand, Chuck was forced to perform, although unwillingly, in this remake. Chuck being the good man he is, took the roll in hopes to boost the failing career of his buddy Patrick.

http://kqe.de/pruell/chuck.jpg
Lets face it, the remake of Dirty Dancing staring Patrick Swayze and Chuck Norris was a huge hit. Unfortunately for Chuck Patrick Swazye ripped Chuck off when it came time to divide the earnings. Chuck may have gone broke, but Swazye was brutally beaten to a bloody pulpy death by Chuck Norris.

[BallHawk]

Nutz, is the whole world obsessed with Chuck Norris now? It was all the rage last year at school. Chuck Norris jokes, Chuck Norris T-shirts, Chuck Norris games. Hell, our class decided to name our two portables Chuck and Norris. Personally, I don't see the greatness in it.

[Deputy Nutz]

Oh my dear BallHawk, you have to be careful what you type and what you say. Even though Chuck may be down on his luck in his professional career, doesn't mean that he is lacking any of his powers, he can hear and see everything. I would think about going back and editing that post above. You never know, Chuck Norris could be on this forum, Look Out!!!!

[BallHawk]

Dr. Nutz, though he may be an adult, he has the mind of child.

[BallHawk]

And I better not go to the Virgin Islands, because I heard Chuck Norris is gonna go there, and devirginate them. Than the'll just be the islands :roll:

[Deputy Nutz]

BallHawk=Gary Coleman
Be careful thats all I am saying


Listen I am an old man and I am not up to date with all the cool Chuck Norris propaganda going on. Not that I have to explain myself to you, but I just got the Chuck Norris Facts the other day through email and thought they were funnier than shit. Your 14, and didn't grow up watching all the relatively bad Chuck Norris Movies. This is all a spoof on the 1970s and 1980s action hero where they were able to kill whole armies single handedly, and where their machine guns never ran out of bullets.

Thanks for ruinning my bit buddy.

[Zool]

The names of these movies alone...Classic

Forced Vengeance
Missing in Action 1, 2 and 3
Code of Silence
Invasion USA
Delta Force 1 and 2

Good stuff

[BallHawk]

I've seen a lot of the Chuck Norris movies: All the missing in actions, Hero and the terror, Lone Wolf McQuade, and others.

But let's be honest...Jack Bauer could manhandle Chuck Norris anyday. :mrgreen:

[Partial]

i've had a hankering to watch sidekicks for awhile now. That movie was awesome when I was really young!!

[BallHawk]

And so could Rambo.

[Deputy Nutz]

I've seen a lot of the Chuck Norris movies: All the missing in actions, Hero and the terror, Lone Wolf McQuade, and others.

But let's be honest...Jack Bauer could manhandle Chuck Norris anyday. :mrgreen:

the Hero and the Terror was a great flick! I usually didn't like Chuck Norris movies I thought he wasn't buff enough like Stallone and The Gov.

I Can't stand Queefer Sutherland

[hoosier]

Listen I am an old man and I am not up to date with all the cool Chuck Norris propaganda going on. Not that I have to explain myself to you, but I just got the Chuck Norris Facts the other day through email and thought they were funnier than shit. Your 14, and didn't grow up watching all the relatively bad Chuck Norris Movies. This is all a spoof on the 1970s and 1980s action hero where they were able to kill whole armies single handedly, and where their machine guns never ran out of bullets.

Thanks for ruinning my bit buddy.

Why don't you pick on someone your own size? Take Christopher Walken, for instance. Did you know he's running for President in 08? (http://www.walkenforpres.com/)

[BallHawk]

You don't like Jack. Fine, but don't be suprised when he comes to your house tonight and attaches electrodes to you testicles.

[Bossman641]

i've had a hankering to watch sidekicks for awhile now. That movie was awesome when I was really young!!

Sidekicks! YESSS!

http://www.wicked-vision.com/images_rv/s/sidekicks_cover.jpg

[Deputy Nutz]

You don't like Jack. Fine, but don't be suprised when he comes to your house tonight and attaches electrodes to you testicles.

Sounds like Heaven!!! :oops:

[woodbuck27]

BallHawk:

I unleashed ' a Monster '! LOL X 100

Very very funny post !!! :mrgreen:

Isn't it something - the insight we are gaining into one another on this awesome PACKER Forum - avec OUR Man - Rastak.

It's developing into a very SPECIAL place , I think . . . .

[woodbuck27]

Oh my dear BallHawk, you have to be careful what you type and what you say. Even though Chuck may be down on his luck in his professional career, doesn't mean that he is lacking any of his powers, he can hear and see everything. I would think about going back and editing that post above. You never know, Chuck Norris could be on this forum, Look Out!!!!

He's saying:

Don't Fueck with CHUCK !

CHUCK NORRIS - The ARC ANGEL of the SUPREME COMANDO and all things POWERFUL and IMPOSSIBLE - "you think".

HE's THE SHIT !!

SEE ! !

http://www.chucknorris.com/images/mission/P13_A.jpg

[woodbuck27]

Here is a fine picture of OUR Man OF OUR LIFETIME - CHUCK NORRIS - The Greatest American HERO of OUR TIME (many say).

http://www.chucknorris.com/images/flagman.jpg

Just . . . after shaving !

[BallHawk]

Off the note of Chuck Norris, do you think we should have a thread designed specificly to make fun of Tank? In good fun, of course.

[MJZiggy]

Probably not a good idea to get into making threads bashing specific people even if it is just in fun. :wink:

[Deputy Nutz]

Who's Tank?

[woodbuck27]

Off the note of Chuck Norris, do you think we should have a thread designed specificly to make fun of Tank? In good fun, of course.

Ala CHUCK NORRIS -

Tank is darn tough and he can handle anything, I think. . . but. .mmmmm

Is that just an exterior front he puts up, as he's deep down, really a wonderful person - a great philosopher and well. . and ALL ROUND Special person, that doesn't want to be uncovered as something well. . genious like?

Do we really want to risk destroying a work in progress, a man in his OWN TIME ?

I don't want to ever go there.

We don't have to take it to Tank. He'll always be there for us.

[woodbuck27]

Probably not a good idea to get into making threads bashing specific people even if it is just in fun. :wink:

I . . . EXPLODING HEARTS . . . 'a plenty' -

LOVE YOU MJ - for that !!

Many blessings on your DEAR Soul and your DAM Smart, as well. Ehh!

[SkinBasket]

I've heard that ladies across the country mastrubate to delta force.

[woodbuck27]

I've heard that ladies across the country mastrubate to delta force.

Well . . . SkinBasket, that is further proof of CHUCK NORRIS's GREATNESS !

Big Batteries too - I expect.

[Scott Campbell]

Off the note of Chuck Norris, do you think we should have a thread designed specificly to make fun of Tank? In good fun, of course.

Wouldn't that be kind of redundant? Almost every thread makes fun of Tank at some point.

[BallHawk]

Wouldn't that be kind of redundant? Almost every thread makes fun of Tank at some point.

Yeah, but this thread would be especially to make fun of Tank. So you can drop a joke about our good old hippi- uh, I mean friend anytime.

[Deputy Nutz]

I thought this thread was really going someplace without mentioning Tank. See thats what he likes, I know when he tries to make fun of me, it gets my ego going because someone is taking the time to rip me, but who care you know, any pub is good pub, right?

[BallHawk]

So you don't like my picture by picture story of Tank's life? :cry:

[Deputy Nutz]

So you don't like my picture by picture story of Tank's life? :cry:

Naw, that was funny shit, see what you can do with your creative mind when your not forced to create. Nobody said, "Make fun of Tank." You did that without any prompting or reason. It was a good effort with exceptional results.

[BallHawk]

Why, thank you Doctor.

[the_idle_threat]

I've heard that ladies across the country mastrubate to delta force.

Really? I heard it was Tommy Boy ...

[the_idle_threat]

Off the note of Chuck Norris, do you think we should have a thread designed specificly to make fun of Tank? In good fun, of course.

I think it's a bad idea ... after all, he would never start a thread for the single purpose of making fun of any of us ... :smile:

[Deputy Nutz]

I think we should just be nice to him, and agree with him and his ideas. I think that would drive him nuts

[MJZiggy]

Fascinating thought there.

[the_idle_threat]

I think we should just be nice to him, and agree with him and his ideas. I think that would drive him nuts

:idea:

Yes, and since he said he won't be reading this thread, he won't have any idea what's going on ... :D



Except we know he reads everything we write even if he won't admit it.

[woodbuck27]

I think we should just be nice to him, and agree with him and his ideas. I think that would drive him nuts

:idea:

Yes, and since he said he won't be reading this thread, he won't have any idea what's going on ... :D



Except we know he reads everything we write even if he won't admit it.

Yup ! Not a clue.

DIRTY DEEDS - DONE DIRT CHEAP !

[Fosco33]

For Tank... Lennon's memorial in Central Park.

http://img8.picsplace.to/img8/20/lennon_memorial_central_park.JPG (http://picsplace.to/)

[Deputy Nutz]

Here is something quite disturbing

http://www.johnlennon.it/beatles%20pics/leibovitz.jpg

What the hell was the matter with John Lennon? the story goes, that he always like the ugly broads.

Although I still hold true that Ono did not break up the Beatles.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Yoko was an assertive woman, no doubt 'bout it. I think people hated her because they thought she had John under some sort of spell. But that was bull. He left her for a couple years in the 70's. I think Lennon's solo music is as great as his work with Beatles, and Yoko definitely inspired a lot of it, even if she herself was no musical genius.

Here is album cover of their "Two Virgins" EP.

http://www.sequelsolutions.biz/jy.jpg

[woodbuck27]

Beautiful couple.

Really into 'the Art's' if not Form.

[Deputy Nutz]

John has quite the forest down there

[Bossman641]

John has quite the forest down there

John?? How bout Yoko? I wouldn't go near that with your dick Nutz.

[KYPack]

Yoko was an assertive woman, no doubt 'bout it. I think people hated her because they thought she had John under some sort of spell. But that was bull. He left her for a couple years in the 70's. I think Lennon's solo music is as great as his work with Beatles, and Yoko definitely inspired a lot of it, even if she herself was no musical genius.

Here is album cover of their "Two Virgins" EP.

http://www.sequelsolutions.biz/jy.jpg

I always knew Lennon was a "lefty"

[woodbuck27]

KYPack: You'll appreciate this post:

"Lefty" Lennon ala "Lefty" Grove !??

Robert Moses “Lefty” Grove was a uniquely accomplished pitching hero in the years between the world wars, an era in which baseball truly was the United States of America's national pasttime.

Today, alas, Lefty Grove is one of the sports world’s most undeservedly forgotten greats. His achievements rank above those of nearly any performer in any sport -- ever!

Unless you’re a serious fan of baseball history, a knowledgeable resident of the Western Maryland mountains that produced Lefty Grove, or one of the lucky few old enough to have seen Lefty Grove pitch … his name may mean little to you.

Quotes Re: Robert Moses "Lefty" Grove

** "Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf." Westbrook Pegler, author

** "His fastball was so fast that by the time you'd made up your mind whether it would be a strike or not, it just wasn't there anymore." Charlie Gehringer, Baseball Hall of Fame member.

comment woodbuck27 : From 1927-35 there were few pitchers - ever better.

Check it out !!

http://www.leftygrove.info/

Ed.

[jack's smirking revenge]

i've had a hankering to watch sidekicks for awhile now. That movie was awesome when I was really young!!

Sidekicks! YESSS!

http://www.wicked-vision.com/images_rv/s/sidekicks_cover.jpg

RIP Jonathan Brandis....

tyler

[KYPack]

KYPack: You'll appreciate this post:

"Lefty" Lennon ala "Lefty" Grove !??

Robert Moses “Lefty” Grove .

Wood, yeah Lefty Grove could sling it.

My comment was more directed at the fact that John Lennon's dick curved to the left. (Not that I looked at it, er anything!)

[Harlan Huckleby]

My comment was more directed at the fact that John Lennon's dick curved to the left.


KY, never, ever, ever explain a joke. Magicians don't tell their secrets. Your girlfriend doesn't tell you about the the last guy she slept with (perhaps an hour ago.) Some things should remain unspoken.

[KYPack]

My comment was more directed at the fact that John Lennon's dick curved to the left.


KY, never, ever, ever explain a joke. Magicians don't tell their secrets. Your girlfriend doesn't tell you about the the last guy she slept with (perhaps an hour ago.) Some things should remain unspoken.

HH, you are right. My daddy said the same thing. & I'd apologize, but he told me never to do that, either.

Here's some other things you shouldn't do (Thanks to Bill Fields):

Never give a sucker an even break.
You can't cheat an honest man.
Never, ever, smarten up a chump.

If my girlfriend leaves me in the dark, that's all right with me.

[woodbuck27]

KYPack: You'll appreciate this post:

"Lefty" Lennon ala "Lefty" Grove !??

Robert Moses “Lefty” Grove .

Wood, yeah Lefty Grove could sling it.

My comment was more directed at the fact that John Lennon's dick curved to the left. (Not that I looked at it, er anything!)

KY:

That, might be classified under:

Too much information. LOL :mrgreen:

[KYPack]

THAT was the frontal nudity you were worried about?!?!?

Put one of them disclaimers on the front to warn the young stock they might see a nude human form.

What is this, the CE???????

[Harlan Huckleby]

The Admin removed the picture I posted of John & Yoko. Replaced it with a link.

[Harlan Huckleby]

THAT was the frontal nudity you were worried about?!?!?

Put one of them disclaimers on the front to warn the young stock they might see a nude human form.

What is this, the CE???????

If these are the standards set for the Romper Room, I'll be hanging out in the garbage can. (kinda has a nice ring to it, eh?)

Nothing wrong with having a room with strict standards, though, that makes some people more comfortable. I would find it too constricting for my sense of humor. You can't please everybody.

[Deputy Nutz]

THAT was the frontal nudity you were worried about?!?!?

Put one of them disclaimers on the front to warn the young stock they might see a nude human form.

What is this, the CE???????

KYPack, I think we are pretty cool, but cut us a fucking break please? The garbage can is opening very soon, so you can be the first in line for request to the room.

Other than that, stop busting balls.

[KYPack]

THAT was the frontal nudity you were worried about?!?!?

Put one of them disclaimers on the front to warn the young stock they might see a nude human form.

What is this, the CE???????

KYPack, I think we are pretty cool, but cut us a fucking break please? The garbage can is opening very soon, so you can be the first in line for request to the room.

Other than that, stop busting balls.

Arright Nutz.

That John & Yoko pic was an album cover sold in stores. Seemed pretty innocent to me.

It does my heart good to see a perv like you in charge of the board's morals, but yeah, I can see some of your point.

I was in a real funky mood yesterday, so travel on, my son.

[Deputy Nutz]

All is now good. Some folks that have tried to sour the vibe of this forum have decided to take a leave of absence for a while. Hopefully they decide to come back refreshed with a proper attitude.

I sort of hate the fact that my moral perversion gets a bit blocked by my civic duties to this site, but with great power, comes great responsiblity. You know what I am saying?

[Harlan Huckleby]

Some folks that have tried to sour the vibe of this forum have decided to take a leave of absence for a while.

Oh, go ahead, Dr. Nutz, name names. Who tried to sour the vibe?

[Harlan Huckleby]

Nutz, I am not taking a break, I am going to not post here anymore. And the real reason is I am changing priorities in my life. This forum is too addictive for me to dabble in.

I am not mad at Madtown or anybody else. Mad treated me crappy because he is kind of an idiot. So what. We'll be friends again and chat occasionally in IM, despite his macho statements to contrary now.

I am lurking in here because I don't want to leave with bad feelings, so many great memories of characters here. Your statement about me wanting to sour the forum, uhh, sorry you have this impression. I am rebellious, and speak-up to authority. And there's the pitch black sense of humor.

Anyway, anybody can email me at RBurger@SequelSolutions.biz, my name is Dick Burger, "Harlan Huckleby" is now retired. I am staying away from the forum because it is best for me to go cold turkey, not because the forum isn't a blast.

[Partial]

Nutz, I am not taking a break, I am going to not post here anymore. And the real reason is I am changing priorities in my life. This forum is too addictive for me to dabble in.

I am not mad at Madtown or anybody else. Mad treated me crappy because he is kind of an idiot. So what. We'll be friends again and chat occasionally in IM, despite his macho statements to contrary now.

I am lurking in here because I don't want to leave with bad feelings, so many great memories of characters here. Your statement about me wanting to sour the forum, uhh, sorry you have this impression. I am rebellious, and speak-up to authority. And there's the pitch black sense of humor.

Anyway, anybody can email me at RBurger@SequelSolutions.biz, my name is Dick Burger, "Harlan Huckleby" is now retired. I am staying away from the forum because it is best for me to go cold turkey, not because the forum isn't a blast.

I don't think he was talking about you. But, I wish you well in all your endevours in life. I hope to see you back Blue Dog.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I don't think he was talking about you. But, I wish you well in all your endevours in life. I hope to see you back Blue Dog.

Thanks, Partial. I'm gonna go out there and make something of myself!

And if Nutz wasn't talking about me, I'm REALLY pissed off. There;s nothing worse than being ignored.

[Partial]

I don't think he was talking about you. But, I wish you well in all your endevours in life. I hope to see you back Blue Dog.

Thanks, Partial. I'm gonna go out there and make something of myself!

And if Nutz wasn't talking about me, I'm REALLY pissed off. There;s nothing worse than being ignored.

when did you say you were leaving? I must confess I haven't read too many threads lately and have been slacking on the mod duties. Work has been chaotic and I have been spending a lot of time fixing/learning how to fix my old shitty car since I don't have the money for a mechanic.

[woodbuck27]

I don't think he was talking about you. But, I wish you well in all your endevours in life. I hope to see you back Blue Dog.

Thanks, Partial. I'm gonna go out there and make something of myself!

And if Nutz wasn't talking about me, I'm REALLY pissed off. There;s nothing worse than being ignored.

Ahhh Harlan. We are here pour vous. :cry: