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Deputy Nutz
10-21-2009, 08:14 PM
I am heading into the woods, fuck you all I ain't turning into no god damn brain eating, stumbling and grumbling dead man.
MJZiggy
10-21-2009, 08:18 PM
My intern may very well have swine flu. It's going through the schools here.
Deputy Nutz
10-21-2009, 08:23 PM
My intern may very well have swine flu. It's going through the schools here.

We are all fucked here in SE Wisconsin.
HowardRoark
10-21-2009, 08:34 PM
My intern may very well have swine flu. It's going through the schools here.

I hear England has free Swine Flu shots.
retailguy
10-21-2009, 08:37 PM
My intern may very well have swine flu. It's going through the schools here.

I hear England has free Swine Flu shots.


Yup. But it takes six months to get one.
Deputy Nutz
10-21-2009, 08:41 PM
My intern may very well have swine flu. It's going through the schools here.

I hear England has free Swine Flu shots.


Yup. But it takes six months to get one.

They will al be zombies by then.
MJZiggy
10-21-2009, 08:43 PM
My intern may very well have swine flu. It's going through the schools here.

I hear England has free Swine Flu shots.

Won't do her much good now....
Freak Out
10-21-2009, 08:56 PM
My intern may very well have swine flu. It's going through the schools here.

I hear England has free Swine Flu shots.

Fucking Socialists.
GrnBay007
10-21-2009, 09:00 PM
Why don't people STAY HOME when they are sick!!!??? Got this woman in my office who walks around hacking and coughing......and I've see her a bunch of times NOT covering her mouth. THAT is just GROSS!!!
retailguy
10-21-2009, 09:02 PM
Why don't people STAY HOME when they are sick!!!??? Got this woman in my office who walks around hacking and coughing......and I've see her a bunch of times NOT covering her mouth. THAT is just GROSS!!!

you're really insensitive. You need to be more compassionate, she probably can't afford to stay home. :P
GrnBay007
10-21-2009, 09:10 PM
Why don't people STAY HOME when they are sick!!!??? Got this woman in my office who walks around hacking and coughing......and I've see her a bunch of times NOT covering her mouth. THAT is just GROSS!!!

you're really insensitive. You need to be more compassionate, she probably can't afford to stay home. :P

lol it's a pet peeve of mine. She can afford to stay home....we get plenty of paid sick time. I can't afford to get sick. Taking time off work is the least of my worries when I'm sick....the hard part is taking care of and getting kids where they need to be when you feel like a bus hit you.
MJZiggy
10-21-2009, 09:14 PM
If you can't afford to stay home, at least cover your cough, people!! And wash your hands when you're through!
retailguy
10-21-2009, 09:27 PM
If you can't afford to stay home, at least cover your cough, people!! And wash your hands when you're through!

fly to britain for a flu shot. by the time you get back, you'll be well.
MJZiggy
10-21-2009, 09:52 PM
I'm not sick. And if you people would cover your coughs I could stay not sick.
retailguy
10-21-2009, 09:56 PM
I'm not sick. And if you people would cover your coughs I could stay not sick.

<cough>
MJZiggy
10-21-2009, 09:57 PM
I'm not sick. And if you people would cover your coughs I could stay not sick.

<cough>

Bastard. :)
retailguy
10-21-2009, 09:58 PM
I'm not sick. And if you people would cover your coughs I could stay not sick.

<cough>

Bastard. :)

you should expect nothing less from me.
Deputy Nutz
10-21-2009, 10:04 PM
You are all zombies or you are fucking zombies right now and you don't know it.
Freak Out
10-21-2009, 10:26 PM
You are all zombies or you are fucking zombies right now and you don't know it.

I hope a Zombie bites your cock.
Deputy Nutz
10-21-2009, 10:32 PM
You are all zombies or you are fucking zombies right now and you don't know it.

I hope a Zombie bites your cock.

I was going to say something very rude, but since we are on the verge of a global meltdown we who are not infected should stick together.
Kiwon
10-22-2009, 12:26 AM
Why don't people STAY HOME when they are sick!!!??? Got this woman in my office who walks around hacking and coughing......and I've see her a bunch of times NOT covering her mouth. THAT is just GROSS!!!

That's the one good thing on my side of the world. The Koreans and the Japanese wears masks so that they don't infect others when they are sick.

We wear masks to keep from getting something from another person. They were masks to keep from infecting other people.
Deputy Nutz
10-22-2009, 07:50 AM
Why don't people STAY HOME when they are sick!!!??? Got this woman in my office who walks around hacking and coughing......and I've see her a bunch of times NOT covering her mouth. THAT is just GROSS!!!

That's the one good thing on my side of the world. The Koreans and the Japanese wears masks so that they don't infect others when they are sick.

We wear masks to keep from getting something from another person. They were masks to keep from infecting other people.

See, they know they will turn into zombies.
GrnBay007
10-22-2009, 03:44 PM
Well the schools are taking this flu stuff very serious. My son has a slight cough, but he's had much worse and gone to school, and today a teacher said he didn't look well so she sent him to the nurse. He had a slight temp so they called me to pick him up and said he can't come back tomorrow. lol Hopefully he doesn't get any worse. He said he really doesn't feel bad. He's happy to take tomorrow off ....and who knows, I may have to take the day off work to care for him. :D
Freak Out
10-22-2009, 05:19 PM
You are all zombies or you are fucking zombies right now and you don't know it.

I hope a Zombie bites your cock.

I was going to say something very rude, but since we are on the verge of a global meltdown we who are not infected should stick together.

That's a good point...I apologize. What is you're preferred weapon for Zombie destruction? 12 Gauge with slugs? Buckshot? I have a wonderful matched set of Browning Autoloaders we could clean up with.......I have always wanted to Zombie hunt and this flu presents a fine opportunity.
Partial
10-22-2009, 05:21 PM
An infected Zombie kid sneezed in my girlfriends face today when she was looking in his throat. How irritating is that?
denverYooper
10-22-2009, 05:41 PM
You are all zombies or you are fucking zombies right now and you don't know it.

I hope a Zombie bites your cock.

I was going to say something very rude, but since we are on the verge of a global meltdown we who are not infected should stick together.

That's a good point...I apologize. What is you're preferred weapon for Zombie destruction? 12 Gauge with slugs? Buckshot? I have a wonderful matched set of Browning Autoloaders we could clean up with.......I have always wanted to Zombie hunt and this flu presents a fine opportunity.

Lawn mower
MJZiggy
10-22-2009, 06:10 PM
You are all zombies or you are fucking zombies right now and you don't know it.

I hope a Zombie bites your cock.

I was going to say something very rude, but since we are on the verge of a global meltdown we who are not infected should stick together.

That's a good point...I apologize. What is you're preferred weapon for Zombie destruction? 12 Gauge with slugs? Buckshot? I have a wonderful matched set of Browning Autoloaders we could clean up with.......I have always wanted to Zombie hunt and this flu presents a fine opportunity.

Lawn mower

Excellent choice. My diseased intern does not have the flu, but a throat and sinus infection. I'm not buying it. I want to see the cultures.
HowardRoark
10-22-2009, 07:19 PM
You are all zombies or you are fucking zombies right now and you don't know it.

I hope a Zombie bites your cock.

I was going to say something very rude, but since we are on the verge of a global meltdown we who are not infected should stick together.

That's a good point...I apologize. What is you're preferred weapon for Zombie destruction? 12 Gauge with slugs? Buckshot? I have a wonderful matched set of Browning Autoloaders we could clean up with.......I have always wanted to Zombie hunt and this flu presents a fine opportunity.

Lawn mower

Excellent choice. My diseased intern does not have the flu, but a throat and sinus infection. I'm not buying it. I want to see the cultures.

http://www.laughparty.com/funny-pictures/Bored-Baby-1284.jpg
SnakeLH2006
10-24-2009, 02:43 AM
I am heading into the woods, fuck you all I ain't turning into no god damn brain eating, stumbling and grumbling dead man.

Stop fucking those fat, black stripper pigs Nutz. You wouldn't get swine flu, yo.