View Full Version : Javon Walker wants to return money
Little Whiskey
04-01-2010, 10:51 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Javon-Walker-I-offered-to-give-the-Raiders-thei?urn=nfl,231632
sounds like a back handed compliment.
i want to return my money. i sucked......because the team was rebuilding.....look i'm not the only one who came here and sucked. can't be my fault.
nice :roll:
Fritz
04-02-2010, 07:11 AM
Once, I took a girl's virginity. But it was a terrible experience for both of us, so I offered to give her her virginity back. She said no.
swede
04-02-2010, 09:08 AM
Meh...it was the fourth time she had given it away anyhow.
Like Javon, she found that holding out didn't work either. Performing is what counts.
Fritz
04-02-2010, 09:43 AM
Funny you should mention that. Her dad is Al Davis.
RashanGary
04-02-2010, 10:26 AM
Funny you should mention that. Her dad is Al Davis.
That's kind of gross. All Davis' daughters are probably 70 years old ;)
But hey, if it's young enough to hold it's pee, it's young enough for me.
Little Whiskey
04-02-2010, 10:26 AM
Funny you should mention that. Her dad is Al Davis.
hopefully she looked more like her mom.
VermontPackFan
04-02-2010, 11:14 AM
But hey, if it's young enough to hold it's pee, it's young enough for me.[/quote]
That's a first, havent heard that one, lol... I see you have the bar set real high, huh? :lol:
Fritz
04-02-2010, 11:18 AM
Funny you should mention that. Her dad is Al Davis.
hopefully she looked more like her mom.
You know I was tempted to go with "No, she looked like your mom" but I don't know you well enough to know if the joke would piss you off. So I'll just say this: It was a long time ago - I hardly remember. But I do remember that she got mad when I accidentally called her "Drew" in the heat of the moment.
Why would you be thinking of Drew Rosenhaus at a time like that? :shock:
CaptainKickass
04-02-2010, 01:34 PM
Funny you should mention that. Her dad is Al Davis.
That's kind of gross. All Davis' daughters are probably 70 years old ;)
But hey, if it's young enough to hold it's pee, it's young enough for me.
Sounds like it may still be viable "Prune-Tang"....you know....like a GILF.
swede
04-02-2010, 03:05 PM
"Excuse me. Can you direct me to the Javon Walker thread?"
"Waaall now. That exit was a looong ways back. You should have taken a left back in Albuquerque."
get louder at lambeau
04-02-2010, 04:06 PM
I officially nominate this for "PackerRats 2010 Thread Of The Year."
As far as LP assuming that Fritz called out thinking of Drew Rosenhaus during sex, that's a cheap shot. He probably meant Drew Carey. Much bigger breastesses.
Fritz
04-02-2010, 09:29 PM
Why would you be thinking of Drew Rosenhaus at a time like that? :shock:
Because she was screwing me.
pbmax
04-02-2010, 10:13 PM
Funny you should mention that. Her dad is Al Davis.
hopefully she looked more like her mom.
You know I was tempted to go with "No, she looked like your mom" but I don't know you well enough to know if the joke would piss you off. So I'll just say this: It was a long time ago - I hardly remember. But I do remember that she got mad when I accidentally called her "Drew" in the heat of the moment.
It was her fault for saying "Next question!" first.
Why would you be thinking of Drew Rosenhaus at a time like that? :shock:
Because she was screwing me.
Well duh! I should've known that. :oops:
get louder at lambeau
04-03-2010, 10:50 AM
Why would you be thinking of Drew Rosenhaus at a time like that? :shock:
Because she was screwing me.
Less politically correct version- "Because she was Jewish."
Anyone who laughs at that will officially burn in hell.
Little Whiskey
04-03-2010, 06:45 PM
Funny you should mention that. Her dad is Al Davis.
hopefully she looked more like her mom.
You know I was tempted to go with "No, she looked like your mom" but I don't know you well enough to know if the joke would piss you off. So I'll just say this: It was a long time ago - I hardly remember. But I do remember that she got mad when I accidentally called her "Drew" in the heat of the moment.
:D not easily offended fritz.
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