Javon Walker wants to return money

[Little Whiskey]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Javon-Walker-I-offered-to-give-the-Raiders-thei?urn=nfl,231632

sounds like a back handed compliment.

i want to return my money. i sucked......because the team was rebuilding.....look i'm not the only one who came here and sucked. can't be my fault.


nice :roll:

[Fritz]

Once, I took a girl's virginity. But it was a terrible experience for both of us, so I offered to give her her virginity back. She said no.

[swede]

Meh...it was the fourth time she had given it away anyhow.



Like Javon, she found that holding out didn't work either. Performing is what counts.

[Fritz]

Funny you should mention that. Her dad is Al Davis.

[RashanGary]

Funny you should mention that. Her dad is Al Davis.

That's kind of gross. All Davis' daughters are probably 70 years old ;)

But hey, if it's young enough to hold it's pee, it's young enough for me.

[Little Whiskey]

Funny you should mention that. Her dad is Al Davis.

hopefully she looked more like her mom.

[VermontPackFan]

But hey, if it's young enough to hold it's pee, it's young enough for me.[/quote]


That's a first, havent heard that one, lol... I see you have the bar set real high, huh? :lol:

[Fritz]

Funny you should mention that. Her dad is Al Davis.

hopefully she looked more like her mom.

You know I was tempted to go with "No, she looked like your mom" but I don't know you well enough to know if the joke would piss you off. So I'll just say this: It was a long time ago - I hardly remember. But I do remember that she got mad when I accidentally called her "Drew" in the heat of the moment.

[LP]

Why would you be thinking of Drew Rosenhaus at a time like that? :shock:

[CaptainKickass]

Funny you should mention that. Her dad is Al Davis.

That's kind of gross. All Davis' daughters are probably 70 years old ;)

But hey, if it's young enough to hold it's pee, it's young enough for me.


Sounds like it may still be viable "Prune-Tang"....you know....like a GILF.

[swede]

"Excuse me. Can you direct me to the Javon Walker thread?"

"Waaall now. That exit was a looong ways back. You should have taken a left back in Albuquerque."

[get louder at lambeau]

I officially nominate this for "PackerRats 2010 Thread Of The Year."

As far as LP assuming that Fritz called out thinking of Drew Rosenhaus during sex, that's a cheap shot. He probably meant Drew Carey. Much bigger breastesses.

[Fritz]

Why would you be thinking of Drew Rosenhaus at a time like that? :shock:

Because she was screwing me.

[pbmax]

Funny you should mention that. Her dad is Al Davis.

hopefully she looked more like her mom.

You know I was tempted to go with "No, she looked like your mom" but I don't know you well enough to know if the joke would piss you off. So I'll just say this: It was a long time ago - I hardly remember. But I do remember that she got mad when I accidentally called her "Drew" in the heat of the moment.
It was her fault for saying "Next question!" first.

[LP]

Why would you be thinking of Drew Rosenhaus at a time like that? :shock:

Because she was screwing me.

Well duh! I should've known that. :oops:

[get louder at lambeau]

Why would you be thinking of Drew Rosenhaus at a time like that? :shock:

Because she was screwing me.

Less politically correct version- "Because she was Jewish."

Anyone who laughs at that will officially burn in hell.

[Little Whiskey]

Funny you should mention that. Her dad is Al Davis.

hopefully she looked more like her mom.

You know I was tempted to go with "No, she looked like your mom" but I don't know you well enough to know if the joke would piss you off. So I'll just say this: It was a long time ago - I hardly remember. But I do remember that she got mad when I accidentally called her "Drew" in the heat of the moment.

:D not easily offended fritz.