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[Harlan Huckleby]

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/2010-04-26-hawking-aliens_N.htm

Steven Hawking says it is stupid to send radio signals out into space with the hope of signaling alien life forms. They are liable to come here, colonize us, occupy all the prime waterfront property, and perform experiments on our gonads.

I never thought about it before, but I think he is right, we should keep it on the down low.

[swede]

If the Democrats keep control of congress in 2012 the aliens might be the better deal.

At least with the aliens we won't have to wait in line for the gonad examinations.

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[hoosier]

If the Republicans gain control of Congress in 2012 all aliens will be detained and subjected to invasive examinations prior to being deported.

[swede]

And THIS is for not having your green card ALFie!
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[mraynrand]

SETI has been shut down. Now Harlan will never find that perfect someone.

[Freak Out]

Where o where has our underdog gone?

[Freak Out]

The truth is out there.