Questions that need to be answered

[mraynrand]

Does Spiderman wear a cup? I mean the guy takes a lot of shots to the crotch - it's not like his member has spider powers. Plus, doesn't MJ get a little weirded out -Peter Parker always wears his uniform under his street clothes - "Peter, why are you always wearing a cup and red and blue underwear?"

[Freak Out]

Does Spiderman wear a cup? I mean the guy takes a lot of shots to the crotch - it's not like his member has spider powers. Plus, doesn't MJ get a little weirded out -Peter Parker always wears his uniform under his street clothes - "Peter, why are you always wearing a cup and red and blue underwear?"

How do you know his member doesn't have spider powers?

[mraynrand]

Does Spiderman wear a cup? I mean the guy takes a lot of shots to the crotch - it's not like his member has spider powers. Plus, doesn't MJ get a little weirded out -Peter Parker always wears his uniform under his street clothes - "Peter, why are you always wearing a cup and red and blue underwear?"

How do you know his member doesn't have spider powers?

You know, I don't. But I'm just assuming that regardless, it can't withstand a crotch shot from say, one of Dr. Octopus' molybdenum tentacles. That's only common sense.

[Patler]

Reminds me of a radio commercial I heard yesterday for a candidate in Wisconsin. It went something like this.

(Announcer, in a rather melodramatic tone);
"Questions people in Wisconsin want answered:
"Can MAN delay the end of the world?
"WHEN will Brett Favre retire?
"What in the world does the lieutenant governor in Wisconsin REALLY DO?"

It then went on to describe what the LG candidate proposed to do with the office, if elected. I thought it was clever.

[Cheesehead Craig]

He's got that Spidey sense though. I would think if it would go off at any time, it would go off when he's about to get rocked in the jimmy.

[HowardRoark]

If you drop a ton of Aaron Rodgers and ton of Brett Favres at the same time, which one would hit the ground first?

[HowardRoark]

How do you type plural Rodgers?

[mraynrand]

How do you type plural Rodgers?

with your fingers and a keyboard.

[mraynrand]

Why do we maintain a yard? WTF? I mean, mow, trim, water, seed, fertilizer, etc. etc. For what? For Hecuba? Good, God, I am going to xeriscape because I just can't take it anymore. Why do we do it?

[HowardRoark]

Why do we maintain a yard? WTF? I mean, mow, trim, water, seed, fertilizer, etc. etc. For what? For Hecuba? Good, God, I am going to xeriscape because I just can't take it anymore. Why do we do it?

So married men can have peace for awhile each week.

[hoosier]

If you drop a ton of Aaron Rodgers and ton of Brett Favres at the same time, which one would hit the ground first?

Assuming you drop them from the same height. In that case, the answer is the ton of Rodgers, because the ton of Favres would need to think it over before falling.

Question: if the ton of Favres falls does that confirm the law of gravity or does it just prove that entropy really controls movement in the universe?

[mraynrand]

I ran out of mustard and now have to buy a new bottle. It's just plain old yellow mustard, nothing fancy. So what the hell am I supposed to do? There are like 10 brands that all look alike, and some crappy store brand produced at the same factory as one of the name brands, except that the bottle looks like it has herpes. Which brand should I choose?

French's
Plochman's
Heinz (should I let politics get in the way of a good yellow mustard)
other?

This is the dark side of Adam Smith's invisible dead hand - so many choices and no way to tell the difference.

[Freak Out]

I ran out of mustard and now have to buy a new bottle. It's just plain old yellow mustard, nothing fancy. So what the hell am I supposed to do? There are like 10 brands that all look alike, and some crappy store brand produced at the same factory as one of the name brands, except that the bottle looks like it has herpes. Which brand should I choose?

French's
Plochman's
Heinz (should I let politics get in the way of a good yellow mustard)
other?

This is the dark side of Adam Smith's invisible dead hand - so many choices and no way to tell the difference.

Always get the mustard that reminds you of a STD....much better flavor.

[HowardRoark]

I ran out of mustard and now have to buy a new bottle. It's just plain old yellow mustard, nothing fancy. So what the hell am I supposed to do? There are like 10 brands that all look alike, and some crappy store brand produced at the same factory as one of the name brands, except that the bottle looks like it has herpes. Which brand should I choose?

French's
Plochman's
Heinz (should I let politics get in the way of a good yellow mustard)
other?

This is the dark side of Adam Smith's invisible dead hand - so many choices and no way to tell the difference.

Your first problem is you've got the wrong color. Any Duseldorff will do....

http://www.webstaurantstore.com/admiration-dusseldorf-mustard-4x1-gallon/admiration-dusseldorf-mustard-4x1-gallon.jpg

[mraynrand]

I ran out of mustard and now have to buy a new bottle. It's just plain old yellow mustard, nothing fancy. So what the hell am I supposed to do? There are like 10 brands that all look alike, and some crappy store brand produced at the same factory as one of the name brands, except that the bottle looks like it has herpes. Which brand should I choose?

French's
Plochman's
Heinz (should I let politics get in the way of a good yellow mustard)
other?

This is the dark side of Adam Smith's invisible dead hand - so many choices and no way to tell the difference.

Your first problem is you've got the wrong color. Any Duseldorff will do....

http://www.webstaurantstore.com/admiration-dusseldorf-mustard-4x1-gallon/admiration-dusseldorf-mustard-4x1-gallon.jpg

Dammit Roark, I already have the other kind. I explained this. I need some standard frickin' yellow mustard. You think kids want that brown crap on their hot dog? :D

But of course, would you care for any Grey Poupon? Like hell I would.

[Patler]

I ran out of mustard and now have to buy a new bottle. It's just plain old yellow mustard, nothing fancy. So what the hell am I supposed to do? There are like 10 brands that all look alike, and some crappy store brand produced at the same factory as one of the name brands, except that the bottle looks like it has herpes. Which brand should I choose?

French's
Plochman's
Heinz (should I let politics get in the way of a good yellow mustard)
other?

This is the dark side of Adam Smith's invisible dead hand - so many choices and no way to tell the difference.

Buy the cheapest one. They are all the same anyway. Then, go have a beer to reward yourself for being so fiscally responsible.

[Patler]

I ran out of mustard and now have to buy a new bottle. It's just plain old yellow mustard, nothing fancy. So what the hell am I supposed to do? There are like 10 brands that all look alike, and some crappy store brand produced at the same factory as one of the name brands, except that the bottle looks like it has herpes. Which brand should I choose?

French's
Plochman's
Heinz (should I let politics get in the way of a good yellow mustard)
other?

This is the dark side of Adam Smith's invisible dead hand - so many choices and no way to tell the difference.

This site says Plochman's:
http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/10/whats-the-best-mustards-taste-test-yellow-dijon-spicy-brown-honey-deli.html

This one says Annie's Natural:
http://www.slashfood.com/2009/09/01/mustard-taste-test/

[MJZiggy]

I ran out of mustard and now have to buy a new bottle. It's just plain old yellow mustard, nothing fancy. So what the hell am I supposed to do? There are like 10 brands that all look alike, and some crappy store brand produced at the same factory as one of the name brands, except that the bottle looks like it has herpes. Which brand should I choose?

French's
Plochman's
Heinz (should I let politics get in the way of a good yellow mustard)
other?

This is the dark side of Adam Smith's invisible dead hand - so many choices and no way to tell the difference.

This site says Plochman's:
http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/10/whats-the-best-mustards-taste-test-yellow-dijon-spicy-brown-honey-deli.html

This one says Annie's Natural:
http://www.slashfood.com/2009/09/01/mustard-taste-test/

Annie's is a nice brand for some stuff, but yellow mustard deserves the cheapest available. Get the diseased store brand. Or buy it at Costco and you'll never run out again.

[ThunderDan]

Here is the link for the Mustard Museum. It should help you with all questions mustard.

http://www.mustardmuseum.com/

[pbmax]

I ran out of mustard and now have to buy a new bottle. It's just plain old yellow mustard, nothing fancy. So what the hell am I supposed to do? There are like 10 brands that all look alike, and some crappy store brand produced at the same factory as one of the name brands, except that the bottle looks like it has herpes. Which brand should I choose?

French's
Plochman's
Heinz (should I let politics get in the way of a good yellow mustard)
other?

This is the dark side of Adam Smith's invisible dead hand - so many choices and no way to tell the difference.

This site says Plochman's:
http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/10/whats-the-best-mustards-taste-test-yellow-dijon-spicy-brown-honey-deli.html

This one says Annie's Natural:
http://www.slashfood.com/2009/09/01/mustard-taste-test/

Annie's is a nice brand for some stuff, but yellow mustard deserves the cheapest available. Get the diseased store brand. Or buy it at Costco and you'll never run out again.
Plochman's. Today, tomorrow, forever. Out local store started carrying it out of the blue (instead of just French's) and it made hot dogs and hamburgers taste 20% better immediately.

Seriously, I did the research. Numbers don't lie. :)

[Little Whiskey]

The key factor is that you are feeding it to kids. give them what ever is cheap. they don't care, there kids. if they do tell em to buy their own mustard!

[retailguy]

The key factor is that you are feeding it to kids. give them what ever is cheap. they don't care, there kids. if they do tell em to buy their own mustard!

my first thought was "what kids like mustard?", then I remembered that I've got one that does. I dropped that kid on her head when she was young. Explains a lot. :D

[mraynrand]

Thank God for PBMax. Plochman's it is! That elitist Roark with his Grey Poupon! hopefully his wife is running the hot dog stand over there in Minnetonka, Blaine or Edina or wherever the hell they keep those kids penned in...

[HowardRoark]

Thank God for PBMax. Plochman's it is! That elitist Roark with his Grey Poupon! hopefully his wife is running the hot dog stand over there in Minnetonka, Blaine or Edina or wherever the hell they keep those kids penned in...

You shold slap some of this on their hot dogs some night and see how they react...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nZ0YVhsjL._SL500_AA300_PIbundle-12,TopRight,0,0_AA300_SH20_.jpg

[MJZiggy]

Thank God for PBMax. Plochman's it is! That elitist Roark with his Grey Poupon! hopefully his wife is running the hot dog stand over there in Minnetonka, Blaine or Edina or wherever the hell they keep those kids penned in...

You shold slap some of this on their hot dogs some night and see how they react...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nZ0YVhsjL._SL500_AA300_PIbundle-12,TopRight,0,0_AA300_SH20_.jpg

My sinuses have been acting up. That might be worth a shot. My kid would love that. He's just not normal.

[Freak Out]

Best mustard I ever had was made with this beer while living in Germany.

http://www.guenzburger-weizen.de/index.php?regid=1&puid=1&pageid=17

Gunzburger Rad!

[mraynrand]

Thank God for PBMax. Plochman's it is! That elitist Roark with his Grey Poupon! hopefully his wife is running the hot dog stand over there in Minnetonka, Blaine or Edina or wherever the hell they keep those kids penned in...

You shold slap some of this on their hot dogs some night and see how they react...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nZ0YVhsjL._SL500_AA300_PIbundle-12,TopRight,0,0_AA300_SH20_.jpg

http://www.rabittooth.com/13_calvin/faces.jpg

[CaptainKickass]

All this talk about mustard?

I thought people would want answers to more serious questions like "What's the meaning and purpose of life?"

Well - The Captain has the answer, but you may not be ready for it.

It's quite simple really, and only 2 words: Breed & Conquer

.

You may now continue with your mustardfestapalooza

[HowardRoark]

All this talk about mustard?

I thought people would want answers to more serious questions like "What's the meaning and purpose of life?"

Well - The Captain has the answer, but you may not be ready for it.

It's quite simple really, and only 2 words: Breed & Conquer

.

You may now continue with your mustardfestapalooza

Kudos on bringing this back to more serious issues.

[mraynrand]

All this talk about mustard?

I thought people would want answers to more serious questions like "What's the meaning and purpose of life?"

Well - The Captain has the answer, but you may not be ready for it.

It's quite simple really, and only 2 words: Breed & Conquer

.

You may now continue with your mustardfestapalooza

Where does the eating of lightly toasted raspberry Pop Tarts fit into your meaning of life scheme?

[CaptainKickass]

All this talk about mustard?

I thought people would want answers to more serious questions like "What's the meaning and purpose of life?"

Well - The Captain has the answer, but you may not be ready for it.

It's quite simple really, and only 2 words: Breed & Conquer

.

You may now continue with your mustardfestapalooza

Where does the eating of lightly toasted raspberry Pop Tarts fit into your meaning of life scheme?

That obviously depends greatly upon what kind of mustard you slather on them.

Haven't you been paying attention? :D

[mraynrand]

Are you going bald? What is the best solution?

The shave your head solution:

http://images.theage.com.au/2009/03/06/408942/svGARRETT-420x0.jpg

The short buzzcut option (and toss in a goatee, soulpatch, etc. to compensate):

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hZFV_PQ6z-8/SgMJo2YEA-I/AAAAAAAAAow/q5PNNbxR0MM/s320/Bruce+Willis.jpg

The amazing combover:

http://www.blog.joelx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/bosley-medical-beard-comb-over.gif

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rqMY_ZuOJAg/R7n5sP76iXI/AAAAAAAAASc/5dXwKphfcD8/s400/combover5yp.jpg

The toupee:

http://richardcochrane.hypocrisy.com/files/2009/09/traficant.jpg

Hairplugs (throw in a weave to boot):

http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/03/nic_cage_weave.jpg

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/11/23-End/brenden-fraser-hair-wig-mummy-bald.jpg


Chiahead:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1394/1366165183_7f0f4d9468.jpg

The natural look:

http://www.funny-pictures.name/Image-Gallery-1/images/FUNNY-PICTURES-ugly-bald-men.jpg


The full wig:

http://img.meijer.com/assets/product_images/styles/xlarge/1000896_60225_A_400.jpg

The cheap solution - paint some hair right on there (or get out that extra large sharpie):

http://www.skafish.com/wpaint1.jpg

Any other ideas? Which way should I go to reverse nature's evil schemes?

[Freak Out]

Freaking Midnight Oil......great band.

[mraynrand]

Freaking Midnight Oil......great band. agree:

I pray for sense and reason,
Who's gonna shave me?

[retailguy]

my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

what does this mean?

[Little Whiskey]

my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

what does this mean?

i would have went to the bar

[MJZiggy]

my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

what does this mean?

It means you should have paid the bill...




Seriously, though, did you call? They can usually fix whatever went wrong right over the phone.

[Little Whiskey]

my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

what does this mean?

It means you should have paid the bill...




Seriously, though, did you call? They can usually fix whatever went wrong right over the phone.

rain fade. they can't fix that.

[retailguy]

my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

what does this mean?

It means you should have paid the bill...




Seriously, though, did you call? They can usually fix whatever went wrong right over the phone.

It was out until 3 minutes before the end of the game. It was very overcast and really windy here. rained hard after the game.

I usually don't lose the tv, even in a driving rainstorm.

it was odd.

[MJZiggy]

my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

what does this mean?

It means you should have paid the bill...




Seriously, though, did you call? They can usually fix whatever went wrong right over the phone.

It was out until 3 minutes before the end of the game. It was very overcast and really windy here. rained hard after the game.

I usually don't lose the tv, even in a driving rainstorm.

it was odd.

Ah. Thanks for reminding me. The closest sports bar closed in the offseason--maybe had to do with being stupid enough to have a band playing during the Ravens' playoff game, but I digress--and I need to find the next closest in case of weather.

[Joemailman]

my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

what does this mean?

It means you should move to Wisconsin.

[retailguy]

my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

what does this mean?

It means you should move to Wisconsin.

That's not an option. :D

[HowardRoark]

Is Deanna Favre a GILF?

[CaptainKickass]

Is Deanna Favre a GILF?

Yes.

Now here's a fucking etiquette question:

You're a dude, and you are lucky enough to actually date - and regularly bang - an actual NFL cheerleader....

At what point is it no longer taboo to ask her to wear the cheerleader outfit whilst banging her?

?

[HowardRoark]

Is Deanna Favre a GILF?

Yes.

Now here's a fucking etiquette question:

You're a dude, and you are lucky enough to actually date - and regularly bang - an actual NFL cheerleader....

At what point is it no longer taboo to ask her to wear the cheerleader outfit whilst banging her?

?

Which one is she?

http://www.seahawks.com/sea-gals/2010-roster.html

[Little Whiskey]

Which one is she?

http://www.seahawks.com/sea-gals/2010-roster.html

did you read their occupations? why don't they just list "Hot Chick" as their occupation instead of trying to make girl who makes coffee sound important

[CaptainKickass]

Which one is she?

http://www.seahawks.com/sea-gals/2010-roster.html

did you read their occupations? why don't they just list "Hot Chick" as their occupation instead of trying to make girl who makes coffee sound important


I agree to an extent. But never ever underestimate the sheer power of a woman delivering a man a well made or well done anything.

[mraynrand]

Howard, what is the dif between MILF and GILF?

[mraynrand]

If women dress to be provocative, is it OK for men to be provoked (within reason)?

http://www.patspapers.com/story_stack/item/hottest_sports_reporter_in_mexico_accuses_jets_of_ sex_taunts/

http://urbansportstalk.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/ines-sainz3.jpg

http://www.photopost.com/photopost/data/6278/ines_sainz2.jpg

http://fwgnfl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/101008-ines-sainz1.jpg

http://pasion-aguila.webatu.com/albums/994/Ines%20Sainz%20MxFutbol%20(20).jpg

[MJZiggy]

[quote="mraynrand"]If women dress to be provocative, is it OK for men to be provoked (within reason)?

If she's dressing like that on the sidelines she should expect some attention. It'll be interesting to see what she thinks folks have done wrong. I haven't heard anything specific, just very general remarks about "being uncomfortable."

[HowardRoark]

Howard, what is the dif between MILF and GILF?

Parker.

[Tarlam!]

If women dress to be provocative, is it OK for men to be provoked (within reason)?

If she's dressing like that on the sidelines she should expect some attention. It'll be interesting to see what she thinks folks have done wrong. I haven't heard anything specific, just very general remarks about "being uncomfortable."

I'm glad you stated this, Zig; I had the same thoughts, but thought it was my sexist mind again. Anybody that tarts herself up like that, walks into a room full of naked, grown men etc etc.

[MJZiggy]

Nah, Tar, not sexist in my mind. If she's gonna objectify herself she really shouldn't be whining when people treat her like an object. If she walked into the room wearing dress slacks or a suit and was treated like an object, that's a different story but she's not dressed like someone who wants respect.

[Joemailman]

Good ol' Clinton Portis gave his opinion on such matters, without knowing all the details of the situation with the Jets. The NFL was not amused:

“You put a woman and you give her a choice of 53 athletes, somebody got to be appealing to her,” Portis said. “You know, somebody got to spark her interest, or she's going to want somebody. I don't know what kind of woman won't, if you get to go and look at 53 men's [bodies] … I know you're doing a job, but at the same time, the same way I'm going to cut my eye if I see somebody worth talking to, I'm sure they do the same thing.”

[woodbuck27]

I ran out of mustard and now have to buy a new bottle. It's just plain old yellow mustard, nothing fancy. So what the hell am I supposed to do? There are like 10 brands that all look alike, and some crappy store brand produced at the same factory as one of the name brands, except that the bottle looks like it has herpes. Which brand should I choose?

French's
Plochman's
Heinz (should I let politics get in the way of a good yellow mustard)
other?

This is the dark side of Adam Smith's invisible dead hand - so many choices and no way to tell the difference.

In kaabec it's French's.

[woodbuck27]

I ran out of mustard and now have to buy a new bottle. It's just plain old yellow mustard, nothing fancy. So what the hell am I supposed to do? There are like 10 brands that all look alike, and some crappy store brand produced at the same factory as one of the name brands, except that the bottle looks like it has herpes. Which brand should I choose?

French's
Plochman's
Heinz (should I let politics get in the way of a good yellow mustard)
other?

This is the dark side of Adam Smith's invisible dead hand - so many choices and no way to tell the difference.

This site says Plochman's:
http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/10/whats-the-best-mustards-taste-test-yellow-dijon-spicy-brown-honey-deli.html

This one says Annie's Natural:
http://www.slashfood.com/2009/09/01/mustard-taste-test/

Annie's is a nice brand for some stuff, but yellow mustard deserves the cheapest available. Get the diseased store brand. Or buy it at Costco and you'll never run out again.
Plochman's. Today, tomorrow, forever. Out local store started carrying it out of the blue (instead of just French's) and it made hot dogs and hamburgers taste 20% better immediately.

Seriously, I did the research. Numbers don't lie. :)

Great! Now I don't have to purchase lean ground hamburger any longer. I'm adding up the savings.

[mraynrand]

Why do Cleveland fans think that 'orange' is a logo? Why are Pittsburgh folks so stupid that they forget to put their logo on both sides of the helmet?

[Little Whiskey]

Why do Cleveland fans think that 'orange' is a logo? Why are Pittsburgh folks so stupid that they forget to put their logo on both sides of the helmet?

don't know the answer to the browns having a orange logo, but I've heard that pitt only has one logo because back in the day they were looking to save money so they only put the logo on one side.

[HowardRoark]

The Top 10 Unanswerable Questions

1. What is the meaning of life?
2. Is there a God?
3. Do blonds have more fun?
4. What is the best way to lose weight?
5. Is there anybody out there?
6. Who is the most famous person in the world?
7. What is love?
8. What is the secret to happiness?
9. Did Tony Soprano die?
10. How long will I live?

[mraynrand]

If Custer had had a nuke, would he have used it?

[mraynrand]

The Top 10 Unanswerable Questions

1. What is the meaning of life?
2. Is there a God?
3. Do blonds have more fun?
4. What is the best way to lose weight?
5. Is there anybody out there?
6. Who is the most famous person in the world?
7. What is love?
8. What is the secret to happiness?
9. Did Tony Soprano die?
10. How long will I live?

1. See (2)
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Eat less and exercise more
5. Yes
6. The President of the United States, Brett Favre, or some soccer dude
7. How high is up? How low is down?
8. See (7) and (1)
9. Tony who? Yes, eventually
10. I don't know - do you smoke, overeat, take part in dangerous sports?

[Joemailman]

The Top 10 Unanswerable Questions

1. What is the meaning of life?
2. Is there a God?
3. Do blonds have more fun?
4. What is the best way to lose weight?
5. Is there anybody out there?
6. Who is the most famous person in the world?
7. What is love?
8. What is the secret to happiness?
9. Did Tony Soprano die?
10. How long will I live?

1. See (2)
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Eat less and exercise more
5. Yes
6. The President of the United States, Brett Favre, or some soccer dude
7. How high is up? How low is down?
8. See (7) and (1)
9. Tony who? Yes, eventually
10. I don't know - do you smoke, overeat, take part in dangerous sports?

How could you leave out "When will Favre really retire?"

[MadScientist]

The Top 10 Unanswerable Questions

1. What is the meaning of life?
2. Is there a God?
3. Do blonds have more fun?
4. What is the best way to lose weight?
5. Is there anybody out there?
6. Who is the most famous person in the world?
7. What is love?
8. What is the secret to happiness?
9. Did Tony Soprano die?
10. How long will I live?

1) a Mixed-bag Monty Python movie
2) Is there a tooth-fairy?
3) Only in LA.
4) A divorce.
5) No, we're just the voices in your head.
6) I forget.
7) If you have to ask, you'll never know.
8) Being too dumb to know any better.
9) Who cares?
10) Long after the thrill of living is gone.

[HowardRoark]

Can you "will" your place in line for Packer season tickets to someone upon your death.

[mraynrand]

Can you "will" your place in line for Packer season tickets to someone upon your death.

Yes, and you can transfer your season tickets to family members. If you own a tavern and have hundreds of season tickets you can transfer them indefinitely within your family (and friends) and scalp them at high cost (tho' you may have had to take out a loan to cover the PSLs). And you can give one out to the guy who fixes your bowling machine.

[Little Whiskey]

Can you "will" your place in line for Packer season tickets to someone upon your death.

Yes, and you can transfer your season tickets to family members. If you own a tavern and have hundreds of season tickets you can transfer them indefinitely within your family (and friends) and scalp them at high cost (tho' you may have had to take out a loan to cover the PSLs). And you can give one out to the guy who fixes your bowling machine.

but can you pass along your place inline? what if you don't have tickets yet? you are still on the waiting list.

[MJZiggy]

Can you "will" your place in line for Packer season tickets to someone upon your death.

Yes, and you can transfer your season tickets to family members. If you own a tavern and have hundreds of season tickets you can transfer them indefinitely within your family (and friends) and scalp them at high cost (tho' you may have had to take out a loan to cover the PSLs). And you can give one out to the guy who fixes your bowling machine.

but can you pass along your place inline? what if you don't have tickets yet? you are still on the waiting list.

Going somewhere?

[Little Whiskey]

not yet, but someday.

[mraynrand]

Do they have to show fat women wearing fabletics on their ads?

[Upnorth]

squint and it looks better

[HowardRoark]

Anyway, I’ve been contemplating this for years....I think Paul Simon stole the idea of Graceland from Malcolm McLaren’s album Duck Rock?

[Joemailman]

Does Jordan Love own a boat?

[mraynrand]

Did you watch "Back to the Future" "Back to the Future II" but not "Back to the Future III?"

[texaspackerbacker]

This seemed like an appropriate place to put this.

I'm still wondering what happened to mraynrand. For that matter, I'm wondering why pbmax apparently went away also. and why even the Man himself, Madtown, has been absent for over a month now.

I clicked on rand's name, and it showed "activity" as recently as a couple hours earlier. I'm not sure how that profile page works, though - does that mean he was lurking around and not posting that recently? Or does it just mean somebody else clicked on the profile page a couple hours earlier.

Also, there was that cryptic post by Cleft Crusty saying both he and rand would be gone and not coming back. That sort of implied to me that maybe Crusty was just another screen name used by rand.

Anyway, it's getting curiouser and curiouser around here. If anybody can shed any light, please do.

[call_me_ishmael]

Randy Poo has this weird delusion that the NFL hates him for his beliefs. The real reason they hate him is he is an asshole lol. I kid but it is a weird perspective for a dude to up and bail.

[texaspackerbacker]

There's got to be more to it than that. I didn't much like him either, but I don't want to say too much bad about him when he ain't here to argue. Hopefully he ain't sick or dead or dying. And the whole mystery of our most prolific posters "up and bailing" is a real head scratcher.

[HowardRoark]

This seemed like an appropriate place to put this.

I'm still wondering what happened to mraynrand. For that matter, I'm wondering why pbmax apparently went away also. and why even the Man himself, Madtown, has been absent for over a month now.

I clicked on rand's name, and it showed "activity" as recently as a couple hours earlier. I'm not sure how that profile page works, though - does that mean he was lurking around and not posting that recently? Or does it just mean somebody else clicked on the profile page a couple hours earlier.

Also, there was that cryptic post by Cleft Crusty saying both he and rand would be gone and not coming back. That sort of implied to me that maybe Crusty was just another screen name used by rand.

Anyway, it's getting curiouser and curiouser around here. If anybody can shed any light, please do.

Yes, they are one in the same.

Maybe he’s just putting more time into his carpentry, or maybe he was threatened to be banned and just pulled the trigger for them.

[texaspackerbacker]

Thanks for the info. I was never a big rand fan, but I never saw anything of his remotely meriting getting banned.

[Freak Out]

Where did PB go? Rand has always come and gone just like most around here. When did the the whole banning thing start up again? It was some political post in the Packer forum correct?

[Joemailman]

Cheetos: Crunchy or Puffs?

[MadtownPacker]

I need to answer the burning question. Crunchy, the jalapeño cheddar ones.

[Upnorth]

Do fat bottom girls make the rocking world go round?

[Zool]

Do fat bottom girls make the rocking world go round?

Of course they do. Who knows more about girls than Freddie Mercury?

[easy cheesy]

What's the definitive answer for an Old Fashioned... Brandy or Whiskey... and... when stating preference of type... what is your preference of brand? Sidebar- go Rams...

[Zool]

What's the definitive answer for an Old Fashioned... Brandy or Whiskey... and... when stating preference of type... what is your preference of brand? Sidebar- go Rams...

Outside of Wisconsin, an old fashioned is whiskey unless you ask for a brandy old fashioned.

[easy cheesy]

Outside of Wisconsin, an old fashioned is whiskey unless you ask for a brandy old fashioned.

Favorite Whiskey and Brandy selections in your opinion please! I had a bartender in De Pere tell me that Wisconsin single handedly saved Korbel during WWII with their Brandy consumption. I believe you are correct on your assessment. I live in the PACNW at the moment and people look at me like I'm crazy if I ask for a Brandy Old Fashioned. Best Old Fashioned I ever had was at Ishnala... ***sigh***

[easy cheesy]

Oh... and sidebar... go Rams...

[Zool]

Favorite Whiskey and Brandy selections in your opinion please! I had a bartender in De Pere tell me that Wisconsin single handedly saved Korbel during WWII with their Brandy consumption. I believe you are correct on your assessment. I live in the PACNW at the moment and people look at me like I'm crazy if I ask for a Brandy Old Fashioned. Best Old Fashioned I ever had was at Ishnala... ***sigh***

Oh man, great question. Old Forrester is a pretty solid go-to for bourbon. Dalwhinney for scotch. And yeah, I’m in Minnesota and I have to order a brandy old fashioned here too.

Next question, do the Bears still suck?

[easy cheesy]

Oh man, great question. Old Forrester is a pretty solid go-to for bourbon. Dalwhinney for scotch. And yeah, I’m in Minnesota and I have to order a brandy old fashioned here too.

Next question, do the Bears still suck?

Thanks for the suggestions and... YES.. the Bears still SUCK!!! lolol!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avRHH9uAL4Q

[easy cheesy]

Rams are beating the Bears ass and I'm down with that...weeeeeeeee!

[MadtownPacker]

Hello Cheesy, it’s been a while.

[Guiness]

I ran out of mustard and now have to buy a new bottle. It's just plain old yellow mustard, nothing fancy. So what the hell am I supposed to do? There are like 10 brands that all look alike, and some crappy store brand produced at the same factory as one of the name brands, except that the bottle looks like it has herpes. Which brand should I choose?

French's
Plochman's
Heinz (should I let politics get in the way of a good yellow mustard)
other?

This is the dark side of Adam Smith's invisible dead hand - so many choices and no way to tell the difference.

I'm a Freedom mustard guy myself

[Guiness]

Favorite Whiskey and Brandy selections in your opinion please! I had a bartender in De Pere tell me that Wisconsin single handedly saved Korbel during WWII with their Brandy consumption. I believe you are correct on your assessment. I live in the PACNW at the moment and people look at me like I'm crazy if I ask for a Brandy Old Fashioned. Best Old Fashioned I ever had was at Ishnala... ***sigh***

Whisky - Crown Royal Northern Harvest Rye
Brandy - Ararat, incredible stuff. I have to admit though, most of the brandy I drink is E&J used to mull some cheap red!

[Freak Out]

A mid/lower shelf bourbon is the way to go for an old fashioned. Like Zool mentioned Forester is great, Buffalo Trace, Four Roses...etc.

[Freak Out]

I hate what has been done to the Bourbon world. People hording Eagle rare? Lining up to make runs on Stagg? Just nuke us already.