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NEW YORK -- Comic book fans will soon be getting their first glimpse at an unlikely new superhero -- a Muslim boy in a wheelchair with superpowers.

The new superhero is the brainchild of a group of disabled young Americans and Syrians who were brought together last month in Damascus by the Open Hands Intiative, a non-profit organization founded by U.S. philanthropist and businessman Jay T. Snyder.

The superhero's appearance hasn't been finalized, but an early sketch shows a Muslim boy who lost his legs in a landmine accident and later becomes the Silver Scorpion after discovering he has the power to control metal with his mind.

Can't we just have a normal ambiguously gay, tights wearing, justice seeking, steroid induced muscle man anymore?

[Zool]

Prof Jew-magneto?

Isn't this really just Professor X and Magneto rolled into 1 flimsy character?

[SkinBasket]

Prof Jew-magneto?

He's going to kill jews. He's muslim. Jews fear nothing more than metal and scorpions since half jew Dieter Dierks forged the Scorpions to rock them like a hurricane.

Moron.

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thats just the dumbest idea i've ever seen

if he can control metal why not make himself some robocop legs, or jet powered legs so he can fly

[mraynrand]

Prof Jew-magneto?

He's going to kill jews. He's muslim. Jews fear nothing more than metal and scorpions since half jew Dieter Dierks forged the Scorpions to rock them like a hurricane.

Moron.



"I intend to disrupt you as though you were a tropical depression" Brought to you by the same fellas who did "Lukewarm N Temperate:"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tssmvV5xX4g

[mraynrand]

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NEW YORK -- Comic book fans will soon be getting their first glimpse at an unlikely new superhero -- a Muslim boy in a wheelchair with superpowers.

The new superhero is the brainchild of a group of disabled young Americans and Syrians who were brought together last month in Damascus by the Open Hands Intiative, a non-profit organization founded by U.S. philanthropist and businessman Jay T. Snyder.

The superhero's appearance hasn't been finalized, but an early sketch shows a Muslim boy who lost his legs in a landmine accident and later becomes the Silver Scorpion after discovering he has the power to control metal with his mind.

Can't we just have a normal ambiguously gay, tights wearing, justice seeking, steroid induced muscle man anymore?


That Wheelchair will hide an IED pretty good, just make sure it's made of good, lightweight shrapnel-producin' metal.

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good luck getting through the airport metal detector with that thing

[Jimx29]

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[Fritz]

http://www.foxnews.com/static/managed/img/World/MuslimSuperhero_397x224.jpg

NEW YORK -- Comic book fans will soon be getting their first glimpse at an unlikely new superhero -- a Muslim boy in a wheelchair with superpowers.

The new superhero is the brainchild of a group of disabled young Americans and Syrians who were brought together last month in Damascus by the Open Hands Intiative, a non-profit organization founded by U.S. philanthropist and businessman Jay T. Snyder.

The superhero's appearance hasn't been finalized, but an early sketch shows a Muslim boy who lost his legs in a landmine accident and later becomes the Silver Scorpion after discovering he has the power to control metal with his mind.

Can't we just have a normal ambiguously gay, tights wearing, justice seeking, steroid induced muscle man anymore?


That Wheelchair will hide an IED pretty good, just make sure it's made of good, lightweight shrapnel-producin' metal.

Is that a giant, spine-shaped penis hanging off the front of his chair?

[3irty1]

Prof Jew-magneto?

Isn't this really just Professor X and Magneto rolled into 1 flimsy character?

Thats what I was thinking.