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SkinBasket
09-27-2010, 12:15 PM
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NEW YORK -- Comic book fans will soon be getting their first glimpse at an unlikely new superhero -- a Muslim boy in a wheelchair with superpowers.
The new superhero is the brainchild of a group of disabled young Americans and Syrians who were brought together last month in Damascus by the Open Hands Intiative, a non-profit organization founded by U.S. philanthropist and businessman Jay T. Snyder.
The superhero's appearance hasn't been finalized, but an early sketch shows a Muslim boy who lost his legs in a landmine accident and later becomes the Silver Scorpion after discovering he has the power to control metal with his mind.
Can't we just have a normal ambiguously gay, tights wearing, justice seeking, steroid induced muscle man anymore?
Prof Jew-magneto?
Isn't this really just Professor X and Magneto rolled into 1 flimsy character?
SkinBasket
09-27-2010, 01:13 PM
Prof Jew-magneto?
He's going to kill jews. He's muslim. Jews fear nothing more than metal and scorpions since half jew Dieter Dierks forged the Scorpions to rock them like a hurricane.
Moron.
thats just the dumbest idea i've ever seen
if he can control metal why not make himself some robocop legs, or jet powered legs so he can fly
mraynrand
09-27-2010, 02:03 PM
Prof Jew-magneto?
He's going to kill jews. He's muslim. Jews fear nothing more than metal and scorpions since half jew Dieter Dierks forged the Scorpions to rock them like a hurricane.
Moron.
"I intend to disrupt you as though you were a tropical depression" Brought to you by the same fellas who did "Lukewarm N Temperate:"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tssmvV5xX4g
mraynrand
09-27-2010, 02:06 PM
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NEW YORK -- Comic book fans will soon be getting their first glimpse at an unlikely new superhero -- a Muslim boy in a wheelchair with superpowers.
The new superhero is the brainchild of a group of disabled young Americans and Syrians who were brought together last month in Damascus by the Open Hands Intiative, a non-profit organization founded by U.S. philanthropist and businessman Jay T. Snyder.
The superhero's appearance hasn't been finalized, but an early sketch shows a Muslim boy who lost his legs in a landmine accident and later becomes the Silver Scorpion after discovering he has the power to control metal with his mind.
Can't we just have a normal ambiguously gay, tights wearing, justice seeking, steroid induced muscle man anymore?
That Wheelchair will hide an IED pretty good, just make sure it's made of good, lightweight shrapnel-producin' metal.
good luck getting through the airport metal detector with that thing
Jimx29
09-27-2010, 04:04 PM
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Fritz
09-27-2010, 06:02 PM
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NEW YORK -- Comic book fans will soon be getting their first glimpse at an unlikely new superhero -- a Muslim boy in a wheelchair with superpowers.
The new superhero is the brainchild of a group of disabled young Americans and Syrians who were brought together last month in Damascus by the Open Hands Intiative, a non-profit organization founded by U.S. philanthropist and businessman Jay T. Snyder.
The superhero's appearance hasn't been finalized, but an early sketch shows a Muslim boy who lost his legs in a landmine accident and later becomes the Silver Scorpion after discovering he has the power to control metal with his mind.
Can't we just have a normal ambiguously gay, tights wearing, justice seeking, steroid induced muscle man anymore?
That Wheelchair will hide an IED pretty good, just make sure it's made of good, lightweight shrapnel-producin' metal.
Is that a giant, spine-shaped penis hanging off the front of his chair?
3irty1
09-29-2010, 07:19 AM
Prof Jew-magneto?
Isn't this really just Professor X and Magneto rolled into 1 flimsy character?
Thats what I was thinking.
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