Thank You Notes - By Scott Campbell

[Scott Campbell]

Thank you Brad Childress, for helping Mike Shanahan finally put burning a 3rd on Maurice Clarett behind him.






Please feel free to add your own Thank You notes.

[Joemailman]

Thank you Mike McCarthy for not blaming the officials and your quarterback when your team lost a tough football game.

[Bossman641]

Thank you Brett for returning to the Vikings. This year has been the gift that keeps on giving.

Here's to one more year. :alc:

[Scott Campbell]

Thank you suicide hotlines in MN, for being there when they need you. Like tonight.

[Bossman641]

Thank you Randy Moss. Your commitment to 70% effort is outstanding.

[ND72]

not gonna lie, I'd love for Ted Thompson to put in a claim for Randy Moss just to piss off Brett Favre.

[Scott Campbell]

Thank you frosty beer mugs, for taking ordinary pilsners and making them delightful.

[Joemailman]

Thank you Tim Masthay for controlling the field position in a field position game.

[LP]

Thank you Darrell Bevell for making the recruiting eerrrrr, tampering eerrrrr, social visits to Hattiesburg that make all the unrest to the west possible.

[HowardRoark]

Thank you Jenn Sterger for having large fake breasts.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Thank you TT for not pulling the trigger on Moss so long ago and for letting Brett leave.

[mraynrand]

SC, you're like a kid in here!

[HowardRoark]

Thank you Tony Mandarich for showing the way to clean living for Jared Allen.

[Scott Campbell]

Thank you Tony Mandarich for showing the way to clean living for Jared Allen.


:lol:

[ND72]

Thank you Jenn Sterger for having large fake breasts.

:tup:

[Scott Campbell]

Thank you AJ Daulerio (Deadspin), for crossing moral and ethical journalistic lines just to bring us some titillating Favre dirt.

[bobblehead]

Thank you TT for not being so tantalized by raw talent that you overlook the "rest of the story".

[Fosco33]

Thank you Brandon Jackson - for having more rushing yards to date than Matt Forte. 8-)

[steve823]

Thank you Dom Capers for keeping this defense a top unit even though we have 32473248278 injuries.

[Scott Campbell]

Thank you cartilage in Chad Clifton's knees, for not completely disintegrating before last weeks Viking game.

[Fosco33]

Thank you, Brett... thank you, thank you, thank you.

Sincerely,

Tiger Woods

[Scott Campbell]

Thank you stretchy nylon spandex material, for helping to squeeze Howard Green's fat ass into his uniform on Sunday.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3541/3829931027_cb033aff15_z.jpg

[Joemailman]

Thank you Rex Ryan for cutting his fat ass and thank you Ted Thompson for signing his fat ass.

[Scott Campbell]

Thank you L.A. Stadium developers, for giving Viking fans an overwhelming feeling of dread as their season implodes.

[AtlPackFan]

Thank you Jenn Sterger for having large fake breasts.

Their fake??? :cry:

[mmmdk]

Thank you for BF trolls...for me to poop on!

[Brando19]

Thank you, Charles Woodson for not getting a stupid pass interference call.

[Brando19]

Thank you, Golden Corral in New York for having the staff on hand to accomodate Rex Ryan and Mike McCarthy. It's not everyday you get two buffet eating champions in one town.

[Freak Out]

Thank you Santonio.

[HowardRoark]

Thank you Jermichael Finley for being so strange, but entertaining, while you are injured.


When the snow comes im going to build an iglo in my backyard and live out there for a week to see if I can survive.

[Tarlam!]

Thank you, Scott Campbell for this great thread!

[PackerTimer]

Thank you Randy Moss for not changing and staying true to yourself.

[mmmdk]

McCarthy: 'Thanks Ted for new brain; Super Bowl or bust'.

TT: 'Is that the new brain talking?'.

[get louder at lambeau]

Thank you Brandon Jackson - for having more rushing yards to date than Matt Forte. 8-)

And thank you John Kuhn for having more rushing yards to date than Marshawn Lynch.

[mmmdk]

Thank you for HD TV; I hope Packers receivers are watching and learning a wee bit about effort from Colts'n'Texans receivers.

And thank you for guys called "Tamme". :lol:

[pbmax]

Thank you Brad Chilldress for making me forget the 3rd round pick of BJ Sander.

Now if you could just carry two punters (one injured) for awhile....

[sharpe1027]

Thank you Zombo for being named ZOMBO!

[Packman_26]

http://api.ning.com/files/igUbhZvlyV2Ztj7QnBVJVcShmeJDozB8LRGwqNVGo2gjkKPpk9 5czyVB8f9BYLJWIiAhDCWQfqkp4GGHIool5RWu9z3UMtzO/thanksted.jpg[/url]

[Joemailman]

Thank you that http://zombo.com/ is back!

[Packgator]

Thank you Martin Cooper for inventing the cell phone. Thank you Matti Makkonen for inventing text messaging. Thank you Philippe Kahn for inventing the camera phone. Thanks to all three of you for making it possible to send photos and messages from one phone to another.

[CaliforniaCheez]

Thank you for Brad Childress. He is everything I want in a vikings coach.

Thank you vikings for so many jokes you keep writing.

Just like draft picks you could not get the Moss waiver notice to the NFL office on time. You gave teams an extra 24 hours to strategize.

Thank you for all the draft jokes next spring.
-"Who did the vikings select in the 3rd round?"
-The vikings didn't do well in the 2nd round but they will make it up in the third.
- If renting a top 30 WR for a month is worth a 3rd round pick, why didn't the vikings spend a 4th round pick to move up and get a player they liked?

[pbmax]

Thank you Martin Cooper for inventing the cell phone. Thank you Matti Makkonen for inventing text messaging. Thank you Philippe Kahn for inventing the camera phone. Thanks to all three of you for making it possible to send photos and messages from one phone to another.
And there is the winner. :lol:

[Brandon494]

Thank you Brandon Jackson - for having more rushing yards to date than Matt Forte. 8-)

And thank you John Kuhn for having more rushing yards to date than Marshawn Lynch.

Might want to go back and check that.

[vince]

Thanks Brett Favre for worrying about your own legacy and turning the Vikings into a total disaster. Your service to the Packers is more legendary than ever.

[Brandon494]

THANKS TO ALL THE FAVRE BUTT KISSERS FOR FINALLY SHUTTING UP ABOUT TT BEING THE DEVIL.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Thank you Randy Moss for deflecting any analysis about our crappy play for a week.

- Sincerely the Vikings defense

[Scott Campbell]

Thank you Canadian internet service providers, for giving us the bandwidth necessary for such a vast source of unintentional humor.

[HowardRoark]

Thank you 394 for a traffic jam so that I can hear more about the implosion at Winter Park on the way to work.

[Scott Campbell]

Thank you Paul Allen, for wearing your emotions on your sleeve.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Thank you Ziggy Wilf for making sure Childress didn't slip through your fingers and get hired by Green Bay.

[HarveyWallbangers]

Might want to go back and check that.

Well, at least, he's averaging more yards/carry.

[Tarlam!]

Thank you Canadian internet service providers, for giving us the bandwidth necessary for such a vast source of unintentional humor.

You're killing me. stop!

[ND72]

Thank you Martin Cooper for inventing the cell phone. Thank you Matti Makkonen for inventing text messaging. Thank you Philippe Kahn for inventing the camera phone. Thanks to all three of you for making it possible to send photos and messages from one phone to another.
And there is the winner. :lol:

:glug:

I think someone needs to make a new emoticon of a text message or something.

[Scott Campbell]

Thank you arbitrary power ranking surveys, for giving us one more delivery mechanism for ridiculing the Vikings.


http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/11/02/week-eight-power-rankings/?related=1

[Iron Mike]

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/animalhouse02.jpg

Thank You, God!!!

[Guiness]

I've got a pre-emptory thank you. Another thread here led me to Jeff George's Wikipedia page, and this quote:


Most recently, on August 4th, 2010 George announced on KFAN Sports radio in Minnesota that he would be willing to step in for veteran QB Brett Favre if Favre decides to retire from the Minnesota Vikings. [3]

Please, please, please, PLEASE!!!!!

(and if it happens, thank you thank you thank you!) :cow:

[TennesseePackerBacker]

Thank you Ted Thompson.

Thank you for putting together a defensive coaching staff of Dom Capers, Kevin Greene, Mike Trgovac, Darren Perry, and *gasp* Joe Whitt Jr.

[get louder at lambeau]

Thank you Brandon Jackson - for having more rushing yards to date than Matt Forte. 8-)

And thank you John Kuhn for having more rushing yards to date than Marshawn Lynch.

Might want to go back and check that.

Ooops- NFL.com has Lynch's stats split between the Bills and Seahawks for some reason. Weird.

OK, redo then-

Thank you John Kuhn for having more yards per carry and just as many TDs as Marshawn Lynch.

[Scott Campbell]

Thank you mid grade beef roasts, for providing a healthy portion of nutritious protein, and sticking a fork in the Viking season.




WOODBURY - Last Friday, Gus Tinucci woke up to do the same thing his family has done since 1958 - running his restaurant and catering business. That day, he was serving lunch to the Minnesota Vikings.

"We had barbecue pork ribs, chicken, some pasta alfredo, a round of beef and a dessert tray", Tinucci says.

This was his fifth time serving the weekly Friday meal to the Vikings, but the day turned out anything but ordinary once Randy Moss approached the buffet.

"He was waving his arms around and was very loud saying 'I wouldn't feed this *bleep* to my dogs," Tinucci said, "and who ordered this crap."

Tinucci said Moss' tirade continued as he walked back to his locker. He says Moss added, "I used to have to eat *bleep* like this but now I have money."

[Scott Campbell]

Thank you Brandon494, for reminding me that my enthusiasm for John (the Nigerian Nightmare) Kuhn may have been a bit premature.






Thank you Brandon Jackson - for having more rushing yards to date than Matt Forte. 8-)

And thank you John Kuhn for having more rushing yards to date than Marshawn Lynch.

Might want to go back and check that.

[ND72]

Thank you Brett Favre for being everything I said you were 3 years ago...and who my college roommate said you were 11 years ago...and I'm not kidding, he predicted it all in 1999.

[mission]

Thanks Brett Favre for worrying about your own legacy and turning the Vikings into a total disaster. Your service to the Packers is more legendary than ever.

We might be able to spin this into a positive if/when the Pack retires his number. You're definitely onto something: "Favre Just Wanted the Vikings to Suffer -- True Packer"

[mmmdk]

Thanks Brett Favre for worrying about your own legacy and turning the Vikings into a total disaster. Your service to the Packers is more legendary than ever.

We might be able to spin this into a positive if/when the Pack retires his number. You're definitely onto something: "Favre Just Wanted the Vikings to Suffer -- True Packer"

LOL :lol:

[mmmdk]

Thank goodness that Packers at least have descent coaches and management.

[RashanGary]

Thank you Brett Favre for being everything I said you were 3 years ago...and who my college roommate said you were 11 years ago...and I'm not kidding, he predicted it all in 1999.

Thank you ND for seeing the big picture. This isn't a bad series of events, this is a guy who's in a bad spot, has been for a long time and therefor does bad things to the people around him. I'd call him a bad guy, but I don't know enough to make a judgment like that. I do know he does a lot of bad things and seems to not care one bit about how it effects other people.

[mmmdk]

Thank you Brett Favre for being everything I said you were 3 years ago...and who my college roommate said you were 11 years ago...and I'm not kidding, he predicted it all in 1999.

Thank you ND for seeing the big picture. This isn't a bad series of events, this is a guy who's in a bad spot, has been for a long time and therefor does bad things to the people around him. I'd call him a bad guy, but I don't know enough to make a judgment like that. I do know he does a lot of bad things and seems to not care one bit about how it effects other people.

That's how a psychopath behaves; no he's not like Patrick Bateman but Favre does have serious psychopathic traits. How so? Lack of empathy is the main factor and his abusage of own and others emotions; all leading to more self-centeredness. Lastly, he doesn't seem to learn from previous manipulative behavior. So he's probably a bipolar with psychopathic traits. But not a danger to others (physically).

Environmental or genetic disorder - or both? If former then he'll call down eventually; either of the latter then he's got it for the long haul and probably keeps pesting the ones he actually loves (but never loves more than himself).

[mraynrand]

That's how a psychopath behaves; no he's not like Patrick Bateman but Favre does have serious psychopathic traits. How so? Lack of empathy is the main factor and his abusage of own and others emotions; all leading to more self-centeredness. Lastly, he doesn't seem to learn from previous manipulative behavior. So he's probably a bipolar with psychopathic traits. But not a danger to others (physically).

It sounds as though Favre needs to begin psychotherapy with Dr. John Holmes, M.D., Ph.D. as soon as possible!

[denverYooper]

That's how a psychopath behaves; no he's not like Patrick Bateman...

That reminds me. I have to return some video tapes.

[mmmdk]

That's how a psychopath behaves; no he's not like Patrick Bateman...

That reminds me. I have to return some video tapes.

:lol:

[Cheesehead Craig]

Thank you for burritos. It's not football related but I'm hungry.

[Scott Campbell]

Thank you for burritos. It's not football related but I'm hungry.


Thank you, can of aerosol room freshener, for helping out with CC's burrito.

[Fritz]

Thank you, Minnesota Vikings, for running your team like a fan would.

[Tony Oday]

Thank you Hawk for stepping up in a defense that needs a player that is playing solid like a rock.

Thank you Bishop for translating August flashes into mid season talent

Thank you for Mason Cros....well not him

Thank you TT for the depth

Thank you Dom for the coaching

Thank you MM for...uh well you challenge well I guess.

Thank you Favre for going undercover, wrecking your legacy, marriage and fame just to hurt the Vikings...true Packer