Christmas Thread! Where? How? Who? Favorite songs?

[sheepshead]

We travel about 70 miles south on the 24th and about 70 miles north on the 25th.

[sheepshead]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IEvXXStbkg

[sheepshead]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DINRR5H0VKc

[Freak Out]

I always use this site to send my xmas cards.

http://www.googleblackchristmas.com/

[red]

christmas can suck me

[Little Whiskey]

christmas can suck me

Santa is gonna shit down your chimney this year, Red.

[Little Whiskey]

http://www.toxin.org/~locke/santapoop_.gif

Red's House.

You better hope santa didn't have dinner with Madtown first!

[Freak Out]

Total thread jack Sheep.....but what do you expect from us? :)

Going to Kauai tomorrow for a few days.

[mraynrand]

http://media.photobucket.com/image/shitters%20full/thecougfan/shitterwasfull.jpg

[mraynrand]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h190/thecougfan/shitterwasfull.jpg

[red]

http://www.toxin.org/~locke/santapoop_.gif

Red's House.

You better hope santa didn't have dinner with Madtown first!

LOL

[sheepshead]

Total thread jack Sheep.....but what do you expect from us? :)

Going to Kauai tomorrow for a few days.

No problem, always up for some laughs!

[MJZiggy]

EVERYBODY is coming here on Christmas day. The boyfriend, the ex, the ex's parents, his girlfriend's invited but I hear she won't make it. Should be a riot. Buying my former father-in-law a bottle of single malt. I may have to overcome my "paint thinner" feelings about single malt for the occasion.

[easy cheesy]

Well, I love Christmas and I'm looking so forward to it! I'll be in Wisconsin through the New Year... Giants, Bears, Badgers, Mike, "Shazaaming", $2.00 "pops" at the Coliseum... eating, drinking and "making merry"... Good Times!!!

http://www.pinkfrosting.com.au/images/Red%20Champagne%20Cocktails%20small.jpg

[easy cheesy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ6yQgBvuoI

[retailguy]

EVERYBODY is coming here on Christmas day. The boyfriend, the ex, the ex's parents, his girlfriend's invited but I hear she won't make it. Should be a riot. Buying my former father-in-law a bottle of single malt. I may have to overcome my "paint thinner" feelings about single malt for the occasion.

I'll watch for any Christmas day murders coming out of the DC area.

[Joemailman]

Driving down to Aurora, IL tomorrow night. Only bad thing about having moved from Illinois to Wisconsin is that I'm always on the road at Christmas. Oh well. At least Christmas is on a Saturday so I have an extra day.

[retailguy]

Driving down to Aurora, IL tomorrow night. Only bad thing about having moved from Illinois to Wisconsin is that I'm always on the road at Christmas. Oh well. At least Christmas is on a Saturday so I have an extra day.

Give a "big wave" when you pass by DeKalb. I don't miss it, but still have friends there....

Merry Christmas Joe!

[easy cheesy]

Give a "big wave" when you pass by DeKalb. I don't miss it, but still have friends there....

Merry Christmas Joe!

Merry, Merry Christmas to everyone!

[MJZiggy]

Give a "big wave" when you pass by DeKalb. I don't miss it, but still have friends there....

Merry Christmas Joe!
I have a brother in DeKalb.

[red]

Driving down to Aurora, IL tomorrow night. Only bad thing about having moved from Illinois to Wisconsin is that I'm always on the road at Christmas. Oh well. At least Christmas is on a Saturday so I have an extra day.

flip off all my bear lovin former neighbors in batavia when you get there

[Iron Mike]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGuCvFdrWPg

[CaptainKickass]

Let's take a minute to remember Jesus' lesser known, but much more Bad-Ass brother, Craig:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0

[MJZiggy]

So threre are some things you can get a dog that will entrance her and keep her our of everyone's hair during the gift opening. Prepackaged pork femurs did not really do it for either of my girls. I highly recommend bull penises. Much more effective (and more expensive).

So what was your favorite gift that you received this year? Mine was an oval amethyst and diamond ring set in white gold.

[MadtownPacker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyKV2de0saY

[MadtownPacker]

http://www.toxin.org/~locke/santapoop_.gif

Red's House.

You better hope santa didn't have dinner with Madtown first!
Hahah!! Yeah that fucker smoked a joint and then ate a grip of tamales with beans.

[MadtownPacker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DINRR5H0VKc
Hey dumbass, click on this icon on the posting control panel http://packerrats.com/images/editor/video.pngand it will let you paste in the link for video to show in your post.

[Tarlam!]

You guys would get a kick outta Kevin Bloody Wilson's Xmas text. Kevin's an Aussie......

Hey Santa claus you cunt!

Where's me fucking bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And I'm not the only one who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you cunt!

Where's me fucking pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.

'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you fucking ho ho ho

You forgot me fucking pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your fucking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

'Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike.

You wait you old cunt, I'm gonna dob you in

Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out

"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"

[red]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyKV2de0saY

thats pretty funny, i always pictured you as a mexican eazy-e

[Little Whiskey]

thats pretty funny, i always pictured you as a mexican eazy-e

aids and all?

[Little Whiskey]

my kid's christmas card to santa.

below this he wrote "bring me a bike or Prancer is NEXT!!"

http://thehollywoodhotspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/dear_santa.jpg