Valentine's Day...Snake's Guide to Making Your Girl Happy!!!!

[SnakeLH2006]

So it must be a shock to anyone that has known Snake, but for real I'm kind of a romantic.

I've dated my new girl (super cute, tall ((5'9")), the best ass, and the biggest boobs...no joke GG's plus....they are bigger than any porn boobs I've ever seen and natural too, but Snake doesn't care about boobs....she's so sensual/sexual...and drives them all around my johnson all the time.

Snake is 30 now (looks 22-25), his girl is 28 (looks the same 22-24)....but really just started dating her when I got back on here almost 2 months ago....Snake is in love. The biggest reason I don't post much is this....we spend most of our days together, and if not spend it on the phone. She is SOOOOO SEXY and caring....I forgot my dickish past and have been SOOOO nice to everyone in real life, I also forgot to post on here.

But, hey Snake is in love....I am....but bought some real police handcuffs on Ebay, and some CD's for her she likes of shitty music, but was posting for this......Snake has had MANY relationships...

1) All girls love flowers (ask about it....my girl said she hates roses...you better ask...tulips and daisies are where it's at).
2) Money (Snake has cash, but her ex was really a millionairre...It's the thought that cares so diamonds or bracelet are shit if you don't know what you are doing.....I'm getting hand-carved pendants for a care-bracelet for cheap....she'll love it).
3) Music (I know her fav. bands...already got the cd...listen to your girl fellas).
4) Lingerie (man Snake only dates hot girls......and I refer to my girl as Sexy Girl in texts and in calls.....she is SOOOO HOTTTTT!!!...but check this out as there is a way to get cheap lingerie online...) http://www.ohcheri.com/sh90161-open-bust-fishnet-teddy-with-stockings-and-red-bows-p-3600.html That's what I bought for her....my girl's boobs are so big they can't fit into normal bras, but she's so petite her ass goes on for days.....GOD I AM LUCKY MAN.....

This is why I don't post much any more....Dear god. Snake loves the ass, but dear god, she is so hot and likes me so much....I'm numb to everything other than her.....I'm sorry I can't post much! Life is insane....and she has helped me out tons with my family/hers....Snake is so happy. :)

[SnakeLH2006]

And just to say....I was going through some shit with my mom and brother facing cancer in the last year...and she supported me through it. My family was a mess. Things have gotten better and we've known each other for years. Her support as a friend was legendary, and she became my g-friend....you rarely meet someone like that, but her hotness is unquestioned and am totatally ready to validate that at a Packer function. Snake is one lucky SOB. She really is amazing and the most hot/selfless person you will EVER meet.

Lesson learned.....but fellas...spend money on those girls that support you and love you......

I'm dropping prob. $500 easily on my girl for Valentines Day. Well worth it. She's worth it. I love her.

[wootah]

Snake, the problem with your posts is that there's simply no way of adding anything something sensible to that, so no one replies. It's such an overwhelming combination of dadaistic art and comedy (it reminds me of the Flemish poet Van Ostaijen) that it simply leaves the audience dumbfounded.

Keep'em coming, I'm the founding Father of the Snake bandwagon! The wagon is something like a year old now, but it DEFINATELY looks 5-10 and has 24 inch chrome rims with spinners.

[SkinBasket]

Congrats snake. You would make Partial jealous. He described his chick as a "dime piece" once. Amazingly enough, past the ridiculously detailed physical description, you seem to actually appreciate and adore your lady.

Most guys are too fucking dumb to date the girls they become friends with. Then they can't figure out why none of their relationships work out. Well, it's that and their small cocks, but you get the point.

I'm lucky. My wife and I both despise valentines day, so usually it's easy to burn a new porno to dvd or pick up one of those funny vibrators from walgreens to celebrate the holiday.

[Scott Campbell]

And just to say....I was going through some shit with my mom and brother facing cancer in the last year...and she supported me through it. My family was a mess. Things have gotten better and we've known each other for years. Her support as a friend was legendary, and she became my g-friend....you rarely meet someone like that, but her hotness is unquestioned and am totatally ready to validate that at a Packer function. Snake is one lucky SOB. She really is amazing and the most hot/selfless person you will EVER meet.

Lesson learned.....but fellas...spend money on those girls that support you and love you......

I'm dropping prob. $500 easily on my girl for Valentines Day. Well worth it. She's worth it. I love her.


Just don't cave in to the crazy shoe obsession.