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Kiwon
02-23-2011, 08:11 AM
Warning: Don't ever get between _______s and their thin mint Girl Scout cookies!!!
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400-pound woman attacks her roommate - for eating her cookies

A Florida woman allegedly went ballistic on her roommate because she believed the woman had gobbled her Girl Scout cookies.

Hersha Howard was arrested Sunday after a battle royale that ravaged the entire apartment, according to police.

The 31-year-old Naples resident allegedly first attacked Jasmin Wanke around 1 a.m. while she was sleeping – launching an angry rant about missing Thin Mints, Wanke told authorities.

The chocolate-coated mint wafers are one of the most popular of the Girl Scout varieties, and are only available once a year.

The two argued about the cookies, then Wanke claims Howard – who according to the police report weighs 400 pounds – jumped on her and hit her in the face. They fought until Wanke's husband pulled them apart.

Howard then allegedly chased after Wanke with a pair of scissors, police were told. Howard ditched the cutting implements, however, and instead picked up a board and whacked Wanke.

The fight moved into the kitchen, where Howard allegedly hurled her heft at Wanke again. As they fought, Howard bit Wanke's breast and struck her several times.

Wanke's husband once against separated the pair, and kept Howard restrained until cops arrived, police said.

Howard was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/02/22/2011-02-22_florida_woman_busted_for_assaulting_roommate_ov er_girl_scout_cookies.html#ixzz1En5Cacvk

Joemailman
02-23-2011, 04:17 PM
All this over Thin Mints? Now, if someone tried to steal my Trefoils, I'd probably go postal. But not over Thin Mints.

mraynrand
02-23-2011, 06:53 PM
No running with scissors!

Kiwon
02-23-2011, 07:42 PM
No running with scissors!

Com'on, she weighs 400 hundred pounds. I wouldn't call that running.

MJZiggy
02-23-2011, 08:58 PM
Wait. So the victim couldn't outrun a 400 pound chick? Don't they know the girl scouts will be outside the grocery store after school the next day selling them there?

HowardRoark
02-23-2011, 09:19 PM
Gimme em. gimme em...now!!!!

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