If Shitting Your Pants is Cool, Consider Skinbasket Miles Davis

[Deputy Nutz]

He shit his pants this morning

[Zool]

I'm going to need context. Was it a shart? Is Skin wearing depends as a lifestyle choice? Did he lose the brown derby?

[SkinBasket]

It was a shart. In the excitement of speaking to nutz for the first time in a couple weeks, I temporarily forgot the condition that had been rendered upon my anus by a Big Boy's Swiss Miss and/or the cole slaw. But then again, what else is someone going to do while on the phone with nutz? Discuss Plato?

[SkinBasket]

And it's not like I dropped a load. It was more like slimy chicken noodle soup without the noodles - just those disgusting little bits of chick joints.

[Freak Out]

Chick joint may play hell with the digestive tract but it's wonderful for your skin. Just ask the Chinese.

[MadtownPacker]

He shit his pants this morning
You shouldn't have broken his starfish.

[Deputy Nutz]

thank god mad decided to show up to insert his gay jokes. First Skinbasket isn't good looking enough for me to fuck. If I was going to be gay, I would prefer a nice well buffed hunk of manslaw to get busy with. Someone that could lay me down in a bed of roses. I would be looking for a more romantic touch.

[swede]

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