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Harlan Huckleby
07-19-2011, 12:39 PM
I have window air conditioners but haven't run them for 5 years because AC is for sissies. Fans work good enough.

Yesterday I had my first heat-related casualty. Sitting peacefully in my easy chair, had the cell phone up to my ear, and the sweat from my manly head soaked into the phone and fried it.

MadtownPacker
07-19-2011, 12:48 PM
So you where beating off to a gay chat line and you fucked up your phone? You should throw that nasty ass recliner out too!

Harlan Huckleby
07-19-2011, 12:58 PM
Actually I was talking to my mother, and no, she does not work for a chat line.

hoosier
07-19-2011, 01:09 PM
I accidentally left one of my kids' chocolate milk in the car yesterday after dropping him off at summer camp. I remembered it this morning and went out to get it. Of course the entire car reeked but the milk carton held a delightful culinary surprise: chocolate cheese!

MadtownPacker
07-19-2011, 01:22 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_H2sYoK2Wj3U/Sj-Dl6CeYuI/AAAAAAAAAEA/usZrMBH8snI/s320/norman.jpg

sooner6600
07-19-2011, 02:01 PM
Ha!

Ever since mid June the afternoon temp has been over 100F. Last Sat it was 106F.
82F in the AM but 100 or so at noon.

Thank GOD a 30 pack of PBR is 16.28; which does not include tax.

red
07-19-2011, 04:06 PM
this heat can suck my fucking asshole. its too damn hot and muggy to do anything. its even to hot to be in a lake, they're too warm to cool you off

mraynrand
07-19-2011, 04:13 PM
Why does Harlan admit he was a sissy in 2006?

Scott Campbell
07-19-2011, 04:24 PM
I have window air conditioners but haven't run them for 5 years because AC is for sissies. Fans work good enough.

Yesterday I had my first heat-related casualty. Sitting peacefully in my easy chair, had the cell phone up to my ear, and the sweat from my manly head soaked into the phone and fried it.


Holy crap. :lol:

Scott Campbell
07-19-2011, 04:37 PM
So you where beating off to a gay chat line and you fucked up your phone? You should throw that nasty ass recliner out too!



Actually I was talking to my mother, and no, she does not work for a chat line.


But oddly you didn't deny that you were beating off.

Freak Out
07-19-2011, 05:12 PM
It's 72 degrees here motherfuckers and the salmon fishing is great.

Harlan Huckleby
07-19-2011, 05:28 PM
were those salmon that Sarah Palin was clubbing up there?

mraynrand
07-19-2011, 05:47 PM
You said Sarah Palin. And after Pip returned! Do you want Pip to leave again?

Little Whiskey
07-19-2011, 06:21 PM
It's 72 degrees here motherfuckers and the salmon fishing is great.

maybe this is eating all your salmon?


http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/loch-ness-monster-alasaka-204906638.html

MJZiggy
07-19-2011, 09:27 PM
It's 72 degrees here motherfuckers and the salmon fishing is great.Yes, but you will be subzero again by September. I can take a little heat. Though I will admit that if this keeps up, I may have the a/c in the car looked at this year. Or not. There's only a couple months to go before it cools off again.

GrnBay007
07-19-2011, 11:26 PM
Iowa right now = Arizona heat and Florida humidity! It sucks!

Iron Mike
07-19-2011, 11:54 PM
IOWA=I Owe the World an Apology

Fixed. :)

Freak Out
07-20-2011, 12:47 AM
maybe this is eating all your salmon?


http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/loch-ness-monster-alasaka-204906638.html

Hard to tell what was on the film when they switched over to the knuckle draggers every 2 seconds.