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SkinBasket
07-19-2011, 03:06 PM
Does stripper have two p's?

Zool
07-19-2011, 03:13 PM
Only a hermaphrodite stripper.

SkinBasket
07-19-2011, 03:37 PM
HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

Deputy Nutz
07-20-2011, 02:38 PM
Where are my pictures?

SkinBasket
07-20-2011, 06:38 PM
I just found the camera today. Give me a couple days to think about taking them off.

SkinBasket
07-21-2011, 09:18 AM
Your shitty email service cant accept my massive file size. This is going to fucking take forever. Until then, a preview...

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1020965.jpg

Little Whiskey
07-21-2011, 10:19 AM
Keystone light? way to go all out

Kiwon
07-21-2011, 10:25 AM
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1020965.jpg

Is America a great country or what?

Zool
07-21-2011, 11:06 AM
Keystone and Milwaukee's best. I guess when you blow your cash on guns you get cheap beer.

SkinBasket
07-21-2011, 12:01 PM
Keystone and Milwaukee's best. I guess when you blow your cash on guns you get cheap beer.

That was only half the guns and about 1/50 of the beer, so yeah, certain budgetary guidelines needed to be observed. Although, I wouldn't want to be disparaging the KSL in front of nutz.

MJZiggy
07-21-2011, 12:10 PM
That was only half the guns and about 1/50 of the beer, so yeah, certain budgetary guidelines needed to be observed. Although, I wouldn't want to be disparaging the KSL in front of nutz.

Guns and beer go together well.

SkinBasket
07-21-2011, 12:21 PM
Guns and beer go together well.

Depends which order you use them in.

mraynrand
07-21-2011, 12:32 PM
Those beer cans would make great target practice - full. But I recommend Grain Belt, because you can get 24 targets for $1.69.

MJZiggy
07-21-2011, 12:48 PM
Those beer cans would make great target practice - full. But I recommend Grain Belt, because you can get 24 targets for $1.69.

I should see if I can find that around here. I'm using Milwaukee's Best for the slug traps because it's the dirt cheapest thing I can find.

MadtownPacker
07-21-2011, 01:40 PM
Keystone light? way to go all out
Nutz must have been buying.

Harlan Huckleby
07-21-2011, 09:59 PM
Guns and beer go together well.

I just flashed back to the National Lampoon's "Guns and Sandwiches Magazine"

Scott Campbell
07-21-2011, 10:32 PM
Your shitty email service cant accept my massive file size. This is going to fucking take forever. Until then, a preview...

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/P1020965.jpg


The teens stealing beer stand no chance.

wootah
07-22-2011, 03:32 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=naKUsS4ZDVg

High five!

Freak Out
07-22-2011, 12:00 PM
The teens stealing beer stand no chance.

Yep....that beer is poison.

Deputy Nutz
07-22-2011, 12:04 PM
Stop being a bitch and drink the watered down beer. It can't taste bad it really can't. Hate to offend the Alaskan on my taste of shitty beer.

Freak Out
07-22-2011, 12:14 PM
Is that an human fetus growing in that guys ear? WTF?

Oh believe me.....I've consumed my share of horrible beer. When it's 100+ and humid as fuck you drink whats available. Grain belt can't be any worse that Ho Chi Minh Beer.

MJZiggy
07-22-2011, 12:16 PM
Is that an human fetus growing in that guys ear? WTF?

Oh believe me.....I've consumed my share of horrible beer. When it's 100+ and humid as fuck you drink whats available. Grain belt can't be any worse that Ho Chi Minh Beer.

Careful of the assumptions you make. I have o'douls in my fridge.

Deputy Nutz
07-22-2011, 12:35 PM
That is what happens when you don't wear head gear.

Harlan Huckleby
07-22-2011, 02:12 PM
A lot wrestlers seem to get that cauliflower ear after their careers, even when they wore headgear. The coach of Penn State has it.

SkinBasket
07-22-2011, 02:49 PM
Headgear is for morons.

Harlan Huckleby
07-22-2011, 07:21 PM
ahhh, I forgot about MMA. Ya, we can expect to see a lot more middle-aged guys walking around with deformed ears. Just the morons will have normal ears.

SkinBasket
07-22-2011, 09:11 PM
ahhh, I forgot about MMA. Ya, we can expect to see a lot more middle-aged guys walking around with deformed ears. Just the morons will have normal ears.

Only cowards want to die beautiful.

MJZiggy
07-22-2011, 09:30 PM
Only cowards want to die beautiful.beauty is relative.

Harlan Huckleby
07-22-2011, 11:06 PM
you are attracted to your brother?

Deputy Nutz
07-22-2011, 11:18 PM
A lot wrestlers seem to get that cauliflower ear after their careers, even when they wore headgear. The coach of Penn State has it.

Cael wrestles all the time without head gear. He just made the world team after not competing in almost ten years. It is scar tissue from damaged blood vessels. You can get it drained only so many times before scar tissue deforms the ear.

Freak Out
07-23-2011, 01:28 AM
That thing looks like a fossilized dinosaur fetus.

MJZiggy
07-23-2011, 07:19 AM
you are attracted to your brother?

No, he's ugly. Some odd recessive gene he got or something.

Harlan Huckleby
07-23-2011, 12:00 PM
Cael wrestles all the time without head gear.

This is like playing football without a helmet, bizarre. The recently graduated MN champion heavy weight has even worse ears.

I wrestled in college 30 years ago, but haven't watched a wrestling match since, until this past winter. I started watching the Big Ten Network and got totally addicted. The wrestlers are way better than the chumps that I rolled around with. I went to the Big Ten Tournament at Northwestern. Talked to lots of Iowa people who hate Penn STate, except for King Cael. I now fancy myself an expert on college wrestling.

SkinBasket
07-23-2011, 04:34 PM
I now fancy myself an expert on college wrestling.

I bet you do.

http://www.gaysports.co.uk/img/gals/wrestlers/crotch_grab/pic1259450949_166.jpg

Deputy Nutz
07-23-2011, 09:29 PM
The "butt drag" had to be banned in several states, same with grabbing a handful of cock and balls if the ref believes it was on purpose.

Harlan Huckleby
07-23-2011, 09:33 PM
kill joys

SkinBasket
07-26-2011, 08:32 AM
Fuck yeah. Ordered 1000 9mm rounds and accidentally got an extra 250 12 Ga shells to boot. It's going to be a lot easier to convince my wife that we need a shotgun when we already have the ammo.

SkinBasket
07-26-2011, 02:47 PM
Holy crap! It's free shit week! Guy at the seafood store just gave me a pint of Remoulade Sauce just for talking to him about his stupid crab cakes.

Deputy Nutz
07-27-2011, 12:15 AM
My ankles hurts. I should probably give it the skinbaker treatment and gimp around for 8 weeks on it.

SkinBasket
07-27-2011, 08:15 AM
My ankles hurts. I should probably give it the skinbaker treatment and gimp around for 8 weeks on it.

I don't believe in ice. It's cold.

Deputy Nutz
07-27-2011, 12:30 PM
Bucket full of ice water is working wonders on the swelling.

hoosier
07-27-2011, 01:16 PM
too bad your avatar didn't think of submerging its head in ice water.

Deputy Nutz
07-27-2011, 02:46 PM
I have had it, nothing you can do but get it drained. A week ago I got stung in the ear by a wasp. It is what made me think up this avatar.

Freak Out
07-27-2011, 04:35 PM
Have you contracted the black death yet? Fuck....what's next?

Freak Out
07-27-2011, 04:36 PM
Probably you and the basket will transfer a mutated strain of HIV and make the journal.

Deputy Nutz
07-27-2011, 05:07 PM
It is call the "Kickass" mutated strain

SkinBasket
08-01-2011, 08:47 AM
So the one fucking time I dont call diggers hotline, I put my shovel into a buried line painted orange of some sort and cut half the way through it. I thought it was the cable line, but the interweb seems unaffected. Maybe it was the old phone line. So of course, like a moron, I immediately grab it and rub the dirt off it, sticking my finger into the slit, but I didn't die, so I did the only thing I could. I wrapped it in electrical tape with all kinds of dirt falling into the wrap, then I packed the line in some clay (we have an abundance of nice dense, wet clay about 4 inches down here), and proceeded to plant my tree and pretended nothing ever happened.

MJZiggy
08-01-2011, 11:23 AM
In five years you're going to find out that you really needed that line...

Scott Campbell
08-01-2011, 11:47 AM
So the one fucking time I dont call diggers hotline, I put my shovel into a buried line painted orange of some sort and cut half the way through it. I thought it was the cable line, but the interweb seems unaffected. Maybe it was the old phone line. So of course, like a moron, I immediately grab it and rub the dirt off it, sticking my finger into the slit, but I didn't die, so I did the only thing I could. I wrapped it in electrical tape with all kinds of dirt falling into the wrap, then I packed the line in some clay (we have an abundance of nice dense, wet clay about 4 inches down here), and proceeded to plant my tree and pretended nothing ever happened.


In a few years you'll be able to blame it on root growth. And then it will just be a matter between you and your maker.

SkinBasket
08-01-2011, 11:51 AM
In a few years you'll be able to blame it on root growth. And then it will just be a matter between you and your maker.

The last time our cable line started getting iffy, they just dropped a new one. I don't think they or the phone companies waste the time looking for problems underground. Costs less just to have some asshole trench a new one.