OFFICIAL WEEK ONE GAME DAY THREAD....NO SAINTS VERSUS DA GREEN BAY PACKERS

[Freak Out]

Please change the KO rule now please.

[RashanGary]

Come on, AR.

[retailguy]

ouch

[pittstang5]

OH Hello no!

[pittstang5]

Uh...offense deflating.

[red]

shit

[red]

they need to bring back face guarding

[Brandon494]

Somethings never change

[pittstang5]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!

[MadtownPacker]

Damn sproles is fast.

[MJZiggy]

AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[RashanGary]

I hate Pat Lee.

[gbgary]

dammit

[Freak Out]

Dive you fucker....at least shoot for an ankle.

[red]

FUCK SHAWN SLOCUM

every fucking year we just fucking blow ass on special teams

you gotta be kidding me

glad we kept all those fucking guys for their special teams talent

special my ass

[pittstang5]

I Want Slocum's Ass fired tomorrow...this is such bullshit.

[Brando19]

Wow....special teams sucks dick.

[Brohm]

Well guess they fixed ST eh.....

[Brandon494]

Sproles > Bush

[retailguy]

Damn sproles is fast.

Are you sure he is from San Diego and not Tijuana? He runs like he was crossing the border at 2am.

[RashanGary]

FUCK SHAWN SLOCUM

every fucking year we just fucking blow ass on special teams

you gotta be kidding me

glad we kept all those fucking guys for their special teams talent

special my ass


Yeah. . . I can't believe the athletes we have. . . We're friggin dominant all over hte place on O and D and our ST's are trash.

[Guiness]

Really think that was an ST failure?

I see what looks like some pretty slick field conditions. I saw at least 3 Packers on their butts, and a couple of Saints as well.

[Freak Out]

Wow....kickoffs suck.

[pittstang5]

Really think that was an ST failure?

I see what looks like some pretty slick field conditions. I saw at least 3 Packers on their butts, and a couple of Saints as well.

Need to blame someone, Slocum's in charge...he gets the blame.

[RashanGary]

Really think that was an ST failure?

I see what looks like some pretty slick field conditions. I saw at least 3 Packers on their butts, and a couple of Saints as well.

Nice observation. Remember the slick december night against Seattle where Ryan Grant made his name? Cut back runs work pretty well with these conditions.

[red]

Yeah. . . I can't believe the athletes we have. . . We're friggin dominant all over hte place on O and D and our ST's are trash.

they have all the talent they wanted on ST's, they have no excuse. it all falls on the guy coaching them

[Guiness]

And Grant slips trying to get the corner.

[gbgary]

watered the field too much.

[pittstang5]

Now we're overthrowing players.

[MadtownPacker]

Are you sure he is from San Diego and not Tijuana? He runs like he was crossing the border at 2am.

He got deported to new orleans?

[red]

Really think that was an ST failure?

I see what looks like some pretty slick field conditions. I saw at least 3 Packers on their butts, and a couple of Saints as well.

if i hadn't been seeing the same exact thing happen for the last few years, then i might agree with you

[Guiness]

Nice observation. Remember the slick december night against Seattle where Ryan Grant made his name? Cut back runs work pretty well with these conditions.

tx

[retailguy]

He got deported to new orleans?


He stole Reggie Bush's passport.

[pittstang5]

if i hadn't been seeing the same exact thing happen for the last few years, then i might agree with you

+1

[RashanGary]

Nice to see Jennings blocking with heart like that. Sets the tone for ass holes like James Jones who like to puss out on any play that's not a throw to him.

[retailguy]

I heard there were unconfirmed reports in Green Bay tonight of groundskeepers in Bears colors sneaking around the field. Maybe we got their old grass?

[RashanGary]

We could see a big time cut back run tonight. Cutback runs put guys on their ass in these conditions.

[pittstang5]

Burn that clock.

[red]

nice run starks

1-2 punch

[RashanGary]

Nice block by Finley too.

[pittstang5]

That worked well.

[MadtownPacker]

Starks needs to be the starter.

[red]

jennings is slick as hell

how many guys did he make look stupid there?

[RashanGary]

nice run starks

1-2 punch

Yep. Our RB's are going to stay fresh. 4th quarter should be interesting. I could see some 3rd quarter no huddle followed by some 4th quarter run heavy offense.

[retailguy]

Starks needs to be the starter.

Grant is looking pretty good tonight too. Nice problem to have.

[RashanGary]

Collinsworth is great.

[gbgary]

keep workin' it...

[red]

Starks needs to be the starter.

i'm fine letting grant be the starter, spread out the carries

keep all the tread on the tires of the young guy you can right now

[RashanGary]

Grant is looking pretty good tonight too. Nice problem to have.

Yeah. GD the offense looks slick. That right side with Sitton, Bulaga and Crabtree looks inviting too.

[MadtownPacker]

Grant is looking pretty good tonight too. Nice problem to have.

Yeah grant is good to have but I think Starks need more carries to wear down the defense.

[gbgary]

too much running...

[retailguy]

Yeah grant is good to have but I think Starks need more carries to wear down the defense.

not too many like that last one....:wink:

[RashanGary]

CRABTREE!!!!!!!

[pittstang5]

Nice Conversion, run out that clock, don't let them have the ball with any time left.

[mmmdk]

Craptree is a player - damn the weapons we have!

[MadtownPacker]

too much running...

Why give them the ball back before halftime?

[mmmdk]

STARKS

[red]

HOLY SHIT

WOW

that boy has a future

[RashanGary]

haha, maybe Starks makes me eat my words. . . . Looked tough there.

[MadtownPacker]

Eat shit Starks doubters!!!!

[Brandon494]

Grant can be the starter but I want Starks getting more touches per game.

[retailguy]

not too many like that last one....:wink:

Now a couple more like that one would be ok with me.

[pittstang5]

Love the TD, hate the fact that there's 2 min. left. Packers Def. has not been good tonight and isn't very good against the 2 min drill.

[Freak Out]

Grant on the block in FF. :)

[Guiness]

Plowed through two tacklers there

[red]

Craptree is a player - damn the weapons we have!

i mean, we have what? 12,13 or 14 offensive weapons? insane

[Brando19]

too much running...

lol....nah. ;)

[MadtownPacker]

not too many like that last one....:wink:

how about the last one now?? Bitch!!!!

[woodbuck27]

I take it there is some kinda issue. hahaaha

[Joemailman]

Great run, but I could have done a better Lambeau Leap than that.

[retailguy]

how about the last one now?? Bitch!!!!

You're too slow. ;)

[Guiness]

Love the TD, hate the fact that there's 2 min. left. Packers Def. has not been good tonight and isn't very good against the 2 min drill.

lol - he should've taken a knee at the 1, eh?

[SkinBasket]

MOTHERFUCK!!

[RashanGary]

Eat shit Starks doubters!!!!

The poop is grainy, decent texture, and the flavor isn't nearly as bad as you might think, being up by 11 and all.



God, I'm a retard.

[MadtownPacker]

Great run, but I could have done a better Lambeau Leap than that.

Mfer you could barely leap on a Lambeau toilet!!

[SkinBasket]

Brad Pitt is a homo and Sheryl is ugly.

[pittstang5]

lol - he should've taken a knee at the 1, eh?

Funny thing, the thought crossed my mind (lol)

[Freak Out]

Christina Applegate looks old.

[woodbuck27]

mmmm 28 Pack - 17 Saints spells CONTROL.

[SkinBasket]

Christina Applegate looks old.

Becaus eshe is and she's had her boobs cut off or somesuch

[pittstang5]

mmmm 28 Pack - 17 Saints spells CONTROL.

Game ain't even close to over yet.

[SkinBasket]

Shields is a noob

[pittstang5]

OH DAMN, Shields should have had that!

[red]

come on d, no points

[pittstang5]

I don't like this

[red]

you can't get away from c-wood

[MadtownPacker]

Brad Pitt is a homo and Sheryl is ugly.

So you dislike the female and you are hoping the dude is gay?

[SkinBasket]

I love cock

[mmmdk]

WYNN

[red]

holy shit

jarious wynn sighting

[retailguy]

I don't like this

I don't know, I kinda liked that.

[pittstang5]

Nice, now keep them in bounds, I say fine anyone who let's there guuy get out of bounds.

[MJZiggy]

How could I have forgotten that the dog is afraid of cheering??? Anyone want a 13-year old mutt, that's afraid of thunder, yelling and is only a little incontinent?

[SkinBasket]

So you dislike the female and you are hoping the dude is gay?

Sheryl is the woman in the "I'm a PC" commercial. If you thought she was fuckable, your standards are lower than Partials

[Freak Out]

That sucked.

[pittstang5]

Sproles in a mini-beast

[RashanGary]

I have a feeling we get a pick or huge sack here. Brees is just staying alive and just missing the picks. The pressure is amped up. time for a mistake.

[Brando19]

I smell a pick coming.

[SkinBasket]

I smell a pick coming.

i pick a smell of cum.

[RashanGary]

OMG WALDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mmmdk]

Nice, Walden!

[Freak Out]

Nice play Walden.

[SkinBasket]

WALDEN finally breaks the Bigby curse!!!

[retailguy]

Walden DID NOT cover like Bigby on THAT play!

[Brando19]

i pick a smell of cum.

Are you digging in your ass again?

[red]

walden with great coverage and play

[Guiness]

Sproles in a mini-beast

I know it's deceptive because of his height, but his thighs look huge!

[pittstang5]

uh..whats the flag?

[pittstang5]

ok, we're good?

[SkinBasket]

Walden DID NOT cover like Bigby on THAT play!

Word!

[pittstang5]

30 secs and these weapons...let's roll baby

[MadtownPacker]

Sheryl is the woman in the "I'm a PC" commercial. If you thought she was fuckable, your standards are lower than Partials

So you are still hoping brad Pitt will pitch you one?

[Guiness]

Nice hold Pack.

They've got 2 TO's. Time for a quick out, then a shot down the field?

Nope. A knee.

[pittstang5]

Ah, a kneel. Boo!

[SkinBasket]

I'm tired from doing spontaneous pull-ups on our trellace between cigarettes.

[SkinBasket]

So you are still hoping brad Pitt will pitch you one?

Fuck, I'll take a Pitt facial if he's playing Tyler Durden.

[mmmdk]

Sproles in a mini-beast

Somehow...Sproles>Bush

Well done, Saints :bclap:

[retailguy]

I'm tired from doing spontaneous pull-ups on our trellace between cigarettes.

Partial can't do pull ups. Or so I've been told.

[mmmdk]

Ah, a kneel. Boo!

Yeah, the Aints should be kneeling to the Pack! ;-)

[SkinBasket]

Partial can't do pull ups. Or so I've been told.

He can't do pull-ups. Which is really amazing considering how completely fat I am right now and i can do several after literally taking my belt off from post dinner bloat.

[SkinBasket]

Partial = zombie food

[retailguy]

He can't do pull-ups. Which is really amazing considering how completely fat I am right now and i can do several after literally taking my belt off from post dinner bloat.


must be the MMA training. Wait, that's not right....:confused:

[Joemailman]

Rodgers passer rating: 143.5763888888889

[Fosco33]

Wow - what a half. Pack game out lava hot and got a great def play to create a point cushion. Still a little worried about the Def - haven't done much beyond that second play from def scrimmage.

Need to stop the Saints on 2nd half kickoff and begin to gel as a team.

Offense - wow - just wow. So many weapons - and the short/no huddle is working like a german engine.

Impressive half overall - against a solid team.

[red]

that was another very good defense that we just made look like a complete joke in the first half

[Guiness]

Rodgers is 18/24, 227yds, 3TD, 0 INT

Rating of 143.5!!!!!!!

Brees is also over 100, and looks like the ugly sister out there.

[Fosco33]

Sproles TD offset Collins fumble... ST has to keep it clean in 2nd half.

[RashanGary]

Costas really did a good Finley impression there.

[Joemailman]

Anybody sent out an APB for James Jones?

[Fosco33]

Who? ha!

[RashanGary]

Rodgers is 18/24, 227yds, 3TD, 0 INT

Rating of 143.5!!!!!!!

Brees is also over 100, and looks like the ugly sister out there.


God, Brees is cutitng it close too. He's getting rid of it quick, but 3 near picks. . . . He's been nearly killed a couple times. Something has got to give.

And the TOP is 20 minutes to 10. We can come out no huddle and wear these guys out, then run it down their throat in the 4th quarter with the Grant/Starks duo going behind Wells/Sitton/Bulaga/Crabtree. . . .

[mmmdk]

Anybody sent out an APB for James Jones?

He might get cut if someone tries to snatch our PS receivers!

[ThunderDan]

The offense is clicking. I really like MM play calling late in the 1st half. Saints go to 2 deep safeties and we run 50% of the time on the last drive.

Shawn Slocum is going to drive me crazy again. :pc:

Great 1st half, looks like resting until training camo was the right call.

[Fosco33]

Have to say- what a start for Cobb.... he's got future star feeling - easy.

[Fosco33]

Double blocking Matthews has to create opportunities for other players. I fully expect 2 sacks and an INT in 2nd half.

[woodbuck27]

SCORE Packers 28 - Saints 17

First Half Stat's.

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS

Passing CP/AT YDS TD INT
D. Brees 10/14 134 1.. 0

Rushing CAR YDS TD LG
P. Thomas ........3.... 24.. 0. 21
M. Ingram........ 4.... 13... 0. 4

Receiving REC YDS TD LG
D. Sproles.......... 3.... 44.. 0. 36
R. Meachem....... 2.. 36. 1.. 31T
M. Colston.......... 2... 11. 0.. 12

GREEN BAY PACKERS

Passing CP/AT YDS TD INT
A. Rodgers....18/24. 227..3...0

Rushing CAR YDS TD LG
J. Starks ...........5....30...1..17T
R. Grant ...........5.... 26.. 0.. 10

Receiving REC YDS TD LG
G. Jennings...... 5.... 53.. 1. 14
J. Finley............ 3.... 53.. 0.. 20
J. Nelson.......... 3.... 45.. 1.. 36


........................NO...... GB
First Downs...... 6....... 16
Total Yards..... 171..... 277
Passing Yards. 134..... 219
Rushing Yards... 37...... 58

Penalties (Yds) 3(15) 2(10)

Turnovers 1 0

Punts (AVG) 0(0) 1(-20)

Time of Pos. Saints = 8:59 Packers = 19:02 AWESOME JOB !

GO PACKERS !

[RashanGary]

They're going to come out with some ideas here, but Capers has had Clay lying in the weeds. . . playing kind of disaplined with his run gaps. He's only come off the edge one or two times. . . We're going to come out, show blitz, drop into coverage, causing Brees to hold it for a split second longer. Clay is going to get a single block with the blitz show throwing the pass pro unit off a bit and Clay is going to Kevin Kolb Brees.

[Cheesehead Craig]

I would just like some pass rushes where it doesn't look like 4 defenders are trying to gang-bang the center.

[Guiness]

Anybody sent out an APB for James Jones?

Good point. His invisibility from the preseason continues. Some felt it was because they were giving the young guys a chance to prove themselves. I'm not going to get all over him because he goes a half without a catch, but when you add in his non-performance in the preseason, you have to wonder.

7 guys have receptions so far tonight. Does he even have a target?

[gbgary]

Why give them the ball back before halftime?

huh? it's about first downs and points, not running the clock out. the saints started looking for the run and stopping it. i posted that right after a run for a loss. we got our first down...with a pass. missed another pass and then the long run for a td.

[Joemailman]

I wonder what the Saints will try defensively. When they dropped their safeties back, Packers were able to run the ball.

[mmmdk]

Thanx Woody! :grin:

[mmmdk]

Double blocking Matthews has to create opportunities for other players. I fully expect 2 sacks and an INT in 2nd half.

...nice :shock: :razz:

[RashanGary]

Yeah, Peyton is a good playcaller.

[SkinBasket]

whew. burnett dodges a bullet

[red]

ok, either our run d is really bad, or ingram is really good

BIG STOP

[Brandon494]

poor spot

[red]

wow, horrible spot

[SkinBasket]

Fuck faced spot

[mmmdk]

Boy, can Saints run on us.

[Brandon494]

ok, either our run d is really bad, or ingram is really good

BIG STOP

Ingram is that good, reminds me a lot of Emmit Smith.

[Iron Mike]

I'll give to to other guys.....we REALLY need someone opposite Matthews @ OLB.....

[RashanGary]

This isn't what I was hoping for. I was eying that TOP, but now he's evening it out.

[red]

hey, theres that slant thing

didn't we once do that?

[SkinBasket]

Barnett... er I mean Bishop...

[mmmdk]

Good grief...TACKLE Bishop

[gbgary]

come on d

[SkinBasket]

Jimmy can go fuck his mother

[red]

offensive pass interference

[RashanGary]

Shit, was Clay offsides?

[mmmdk]

Nick butt tangled Graham :lol:

[SkinBasket]

Seriously?

[Freak Out]

Someone was over fast.

[MJZiggy]

Dammit!

[Brandon494]

Fuck man

[SkinBasket]

That guy is a liability

[Brandon494]

great stop! Lets go Walden!

[mmmdk]

Major sack!

[SkinBasket]

Atari Bigby 2.0!!!

[MJZiggy]

NICE!!

[RashanGary]

Oh, shit yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lets see these bitches run the ball in the 4th quarter with a 20 point deficit.

[red]

walden+mathews= death to brees

[RashanGary]

Boy, he wanted Burnett on Graham there, but Burnett played it nicely.

[Freak Out]

Bend but don't break....

[gbgary]

nice play by walden

[SkinBasket]

Sanchez can't thrown the ball 40 yards, much less 2 miles.

[red]

ram it right up their asses here a-rod

[RashanGary]

That was an awful lot of work for 3 points. Time to ram 7 up their butts.

[SkinBasket]

Whitney is a whore

[mmmdk]

COBB

[Brandon494]

COBB!!!!! I TOLD YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Freak Out]

Holy fuck!

[Joemailman]

Our special teams are awesome!

[MJZiggy]

AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[red]

HOLY FUCK

a legend is born

that was fucking insane

[SkinBasket]

MOTHERFUCK!!
MOTHERFUCK!!
MOTHERFUCK!!
MOTHERFUCK!!

[Freak Out]

COBB!!!!! I TOLD YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

suck bobo Nostradamus .

[Brando19]

OH MY GOOD GOSH!

[mmmdk]

COBB!!!!! I TOLD YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You did - I listen!

[gbgary]

saints have been cobbed.

[Guiness]

how the holy hell did he keep his feet under himself?????

[MJZiggy]

I feel better now, though the kid is in bed, so now I can't yell...

[SkinBasket]

I'm going to go masturbate now.

[Joemailman]

Cobb looks like Flip Wilson.

[retailguy]

ram it right up their asses here a-rod

We can leave that over the hill guy on the bench!

[Bossman641]

Holy shit. Did that really just happen???

[red]

poor mans percy harvin my ass

[VegasPackFan]

UNREAL - WHO THE HELL IS THAT GUY!!!!!

[Cheesehead Craig]

I love that fucking Cobb fucker!!!

[Joemailman]

I'm going to go masturbate now.

Did Nutz leave you?

[SkinBasket]

This playboy club has at least 3 weeks before its cancelled.

[SkinBasket]

What a homo

[red]

LOL, fuck our coverage

[pittstang5]

No Special teams still suck.

[retailguy]

that kinda sucked.

[MJZiggy]

I'm going to go masturbate now.

I don't need to.

[gbgary]

when was the last time we had kick return for a td?

[Guiness]

question - what made him Cobb decide to run that back from 8 yards deep? Because of the slippery field?

[Freak Out]

So is Crosby the only guy that can't kick it eight yards deep?

[SkinBasket]

Jarret Bush! Special Teams ACE!!!

[Brohm]

And coverage strikes again....

[mmmdk]

I want Touchbacks, Crosby!

[Brando19]

How many years has it been since we returned a kick for a td?

[SkinBasket]

I don't need to.

You. Are. So. Gross.

[Brando19]

I don't need to.

damn...you are naughty.

[red]

Jarret Bush! Special Teams ACE!!!

was he the one the fucked up?

cut his ass now, escort him out of the stadium

[RashanGary]

The Saints got cobbed in the ass, but the Packers just got slowcummed right in the mouth.

[gbgary]

I don't need to.

lol...that did it huh?

[mmmdk]

How many years has it been since we returned a kick for a td?

Dunno but the next one will be before the year 2525 !

[SkinBasket]

LOL. Matthews just jiu jitsued his ass.

[pittstang5]

The Saints got cobbed in the ass, but the Packers just got slowcummed right in the mouth.

+1

[woodbuck27]

1st Quarter

TD G.Jennings 7 yd. pass from A.Rodgers (M.Crosby kick is good) Drive: 9 plays, 76 yards in 4:52

TD J.Nelson 3 yd. pass from A.Rodgers (M.Crosby kick is good) Drive: 6 plays, 36 yards in 3:05

TD R.Meachem 31 yd. pass from D.Brees (J.Kasay kick is good) Drive: 6 plays, 80 yards in 2:53

TD R.Cobb 32 yd. pass from A.Rodgers (M.Crosby kick is good) Drive: 6 plays, 80 yards in 3:20

2nd Quarter

FG J.Kasay 30 yd. Field Goal Drive: 14 plays, 71 yards in 5:27

TD D.Sproles 72 yd. punt return (J.Kasay kick is good)

TD J.Starks 17 yd. run (M.Crosby kick is good) Drive: 14 plays, 80 yards in 6:38

3rd Quarter

FG J.Kasay 38 yd. Field Goal Drive: 14 plays, 60 yards in 6:20

THE WOW! Factor !!

TD R.Cobb 108 yd. kickoff return (M.Crosby kick is good) Drive: 0 plays, 0 yards in 0:14


SCORE

Packers 35 - Saints 20

GO PACK GO!

[Cheesehead Craig]

Fuckity fuck fuck

[red]

and we have ourselves a shootout

[SkinBasket]

OMG.

[mmmdk]

Killer D...sorry, D got killed :shock:

[pittstang5]

That was so shitty!

[SkinBasket]

TD!

[Brando19]

Damn...what's with our defense tonight?

[pittstang5]

I know the Saints Offense is good, but this is retarded

[red]

gotta keep in mind we're going up against one of the best qb's in the nfl

[SkinBasket]

Buzzkill. This defense better get their shit in one sock. And soon.

[MJZiggy]

lol...that did it huh?

Like that didn't do it for you?

[mmmdk]

Damn...what's with our defense tonight?

What defense?

[Guiness]

Shields getting picked on badly on both of those receptions. Trailing behind the receiver both times.

[Freak Out]

Cobb part two.

[SkinBasket]

Like girls like getting beat up. Whatever.

[mmmdk]

gotta keep in mind we're going up against one of the best qb's in the nfl

Brees is on ST too? :wink:

[Joemailman]

when was the last time we had kick return for a td?

Just a few minutes ago.

[gbgary]

d getting carved up but hey...these are saints, one of the best o's in the business.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Let's have a long TD drive here

[MJZiggy]

gotta keep in mind we're going up against one of the best qb's in the nfl

So are they.

[SkinBasket]

Kuhn looked like Chewy out there.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Kuhn looked like Chewy out there.

I saw no hot tub

[Cheesehead Craig]

Run the damn ball!

[pittstang5]

Damn...we needed to sustain a drive.

[SkinBasket]

3, 18. 3, 18.

More like 3 and out.

[mmmdk]

Rusty!

[SkinBasket]

No flag? Seriously?

[pittstang5]

We're screwed