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Harlan Huckleby
10-23-2011, 11:07 PM
anybody heard anything?
pbmax
10-23-2011, 11:19 PM
His Nuts have a Twitter account:


TJLang70 TJ Lang
by kareemcopeland
Glad to report my genitalia are in stable condition and expected to make a full recovery!
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Harlan Huckleby
10-23-2011, 11:28 PM
Robison has account too.

"My apologies to @tjlang70, my team, my fans and the nfl. I am not a dirty player and did not maliciously aim for the groin, just happened to be where it landed"
The Weasel
10-23-2011, 11:32 PM
Robison has account too.

"My apologies to @tjlang70, my team, my fans and the nfl. I am not a dirty player and did not maliciously aim for the groin, just happened to be where it landed"

Yea, right.
CaliforniaCheez
10-24-2011, 12:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKcysTybCJs&feature=player_embedded
woodbuck27
10-24-2011, 06:15 AM
anybody heard anything?

I'd bet his NUTS are just fine. He may have a slight bruise in his lower abdomen though.
Little Whiskey
10-24-2011, 06:41 AM
I don't understand why the penatly was on the kick off and didn't give the packers a first down? Did MM not want to take points off the board?

assesing a penalty on a kickoff is now useless. most kickers are kicking the ball deep in the endzone anyway.
Pugger
10-24-2011, 08:29 AM
I don't understand why the penatly was on the kick off and didn't give the packers a first down? Did MM not want to take points off the board?

assesing a penalty on a kickoff is now useless. most kickers are kicking the ball deep in the endzone anyway.

Really! There was one other instance where they assessed the penalty on the kickoff = a queen ran into Crosby after a successful FG. Maybe the league will have to look into this and change how these penalties are assessed.
Joemailman
10-24-2011, 08:47 AM
I don't understand why the penatly was on the kick off and didn't give the packers a first down? Did MM not want to take points off the board?

assesing a penalty on a kickoff is now useless. most kickers are kicking the ball deep in the endzone anyway.

I don't think MM had a choice. I believe the penalty occurred after the ball had gone through the uprights. The play was over.
Smeefers
10-24-2011, 08:53 AM
I don't think MM had a choice. I believe the penalty occurred after the ball had gone through the uprights. The play was over.

It was a dead ball penalty that's assessed after the play. No choice in the matter.
mraynrand
10-24-2011, 08:54 AM
Time to consult the experts:

http://packerrats.com/showthread.php?22979-My-balls
Harlan Huckleby
10-24-2011, 10:28 AM
It was a deliberate attempt to injure, and totally outside of the game.

If Robison doesn't get a game suspension, the NFL is a clown organization. Flipping the bird is a $15K fine. Robison should be assessed $15k per testicle.
mraynrand
10-24-2011, 10:37 AM
It was a deliberate attempt to injure, and totally outside of the game.

If Robison doesn't get a game suspension, the NFL is a clown organization. Flipping the bird is a $15K fine. Robison should be assessed $15k per testicle.


He should have been ejaculated....er... ejected from the game. A Seahawk was ejected for a helmet-to-helmet head butt against Cleveland. A Shoe to 'Head' Butt should get the same, plus a suspension.
sharpe1027
10-24-2011, 10:54 AM
He should have been ejaculated....er... ejected from the game. A Seahawk was ejected for a helmet-to-helmet head butt against Cleveland. A Shoe to 'Head' Butt should get the same, plus a suspension.

Based upon past ejections, I agree. The intent was clear and it was more dangerous than some clown throwing a punch at another player's helmet or stomach.
RashanGary
10-24-2011, 02:53 PM
It was a deliberate attempt to injure, and totally outside of the game.

If Robison doesn't get a game suspension, the NFL is a clown organization. Flipping the bird is a $15K fine. Robison should be assessed $15k per testicle.

100K and 1 game suspension.

I'm usually not one of the "oh, that guy was too rough on our guy" posters. I thought the sapp play was exactly what you're looking for. I hate seeing Rodgers get hit, but I know crushing the QB, even if it's a step to late, is better in the long run than letting up. If you can't crush the QB, OK, don't take that extra step and hit. If he's in line for a spine cracker, you have to take that 15 and be happy with it, even if it happens to us. Same way Bishop spiked Newton into the ground. Gotta take those.

Hayensworth stomping on that guys head and this though. . . . Just dirty. Football is a physical game. Don't watch it if you don't like it, but things like this are not part of the game. People sign on the dotted line knowing a DL can take an extra step and crush you. They sign on the dotted line that huge blocks are legal even if you forgot to pay attention. They sign on the dotted line knowing guys with clubs are going to punch your forearm. They sign on the dotted line knowing someone will grind their elbow into your thigh on the bottom of a pile when nobody can see. Nobody signs on the dotted line thinking they're going to be kicked in the nuts after a play or get their head stomped. Fights are fine. Blindsided, ruthless attacks outside the game are not..
Fritz
10-24-2011, 04:01 PM
I didn't meant to have sex with your wife. It's just where my dick landed!
mraynrand
10-24-2011, 09:01 PM
I didn't meant to have sex with your wife. It's just where my dick landed!


That's the money quote, right there.
mraynrand
10-24-2011, 09:22 PM
This thread just brings back all those good memories!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMywHFojUtY
King Friday
10-24-2011, 09:28 PM
Takes skill to hit such a small pecker.
Pugger
10-25-2011, 01:10 AM
Takes skill to hit such a small pecker.

:lol:

I had to laugh at all of the concern #4 got from his purple teammates in that clip.
Harlan Huckleby
10-25-2011, 12:23 PM
All this talk about suspensions and fines, yet no news on the original topic: Lang's nuts. Have any pictures surfaced on the internet? How're they hangin?
mmmdk
10-25-2011, 01:07 PM
All this talk about suspensions and fines, yet no news on the original topic: Lang's nuts. Have any pictures surfaced on the internet? How're they hangin?

You need a bye week too! :lol:
TravisWilliams23
10-25-2011, 03:28 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41sLe13l17L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

Looks like he's hurting.....a lot!
CaliforniaCheez
10-25-2011, 04:29 PM
Typical viking goatsuckers are proudly praising their guy on their message boards for delivering the spiked shoe kick.
Tony Oday
10-25-2011, 04:30 PM
Surprised they can use a keyboard...
woodbuck27
10-25-2011, 05:52 PM
Takes skill to hit such a small pecker.

How's that man? You been gleeming at Favre's pecker? Just thinking; unusual behaviour if you have. Gheesh ! Anyone partaking of a PackerRats get together might remember to hug the urinal in the men's room. (-:

Otherwise, the Vikings didn't have all that many 'skilled players' that season.

I believe it was just more Brett Favre abuse.
Harlan Huckleby
10-25-2011, 06:06 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41sLe13l17L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

Looks like he's hurting.....a lot! Its like I'm looking in the hand mirror.
woodbuck27
10-25-2011, 06:08 PM
Its like I'm looking in the hand mirror.

Then.....your taking way too much VIAGRA Harlan. Be very careful. (-:
Joemailman
10-26-2011, 04:16 PM
Robison fined 20,000 for kick http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/132648273.html
Harlan Huckleby
10-26-2011, 07:11 PM
he got off light. not my idea, but fair result would be to award Lang a free kick.
Smeefers
10-27-2011, 08:09 AM
I'll Ro Sham Bo ya for it!