My Baby Girl

[GrnBay007]

Is going to be a Hawkeye!!!

She got her acceptance letter today for the Pre-Law Program at the University of Iowa. :)


I'm very proud of her and happy..............but man o man is it going to be hard to have her leave the house!!

[MJZiggy]

You are going to be a blubbering mess when that day comes. I think when mine goes off to college, I'll go to Tahiti for a while...

[GrnBay007]

You are going to be a blubbering mess when that day comes. I think when mine goes off to college, I'll go to Tahiti for a while...

Oh, I know!!!! My co-workers keep telling me it's either prozac or they are not coming to work for awhile after she leaves. Just doesn't seem possible.....times goes way too fast!!!

[MJZiggy]

I know. I could swear I was just pregnant.

[mraynrand]

Q: Why does Iowa have a grass field?

A: So the coeds can graze at halftime.

[Deputy Nutz]

I have been to Iowa City. Tell her to stay away from the wrestlers. I didn't know college still had Pre-Law programs or degrees.

[GrnBay007]

I think you are right Nutz. Her major is designated pre-law. Kinda surprised me because she has always tested off the charts in Science and just loved Genetics. I always thought she would lean toward something in the medical field.

Wrestlers, huh? Oh boy....her romantic interest right now is a wrestler.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Is going to be a Hawkeye!!!

wait, AFAIK you only have a son. Did you raise that boy as a girl !?

[GrnBay007]

lol U goof! I have one of each.

[Deputy Nutz]

I don't think I will allow my daughter to date a wrestler, and that is coming from a wrestling coach and I have a son who wrestles.

[woodbuck27]

I think you are right Nutz. Her major is designated pre-law. Kinda surprised me because she has always tested off the charts in Science and just loved Genetics. I always thought she would lean toward something in the medical field.

Wrestlers, huh? Oh boy....her romantic interest right now is a wrestler.

That's OK 007. You 'no doubt by now', have taught her how to put a 'sleeper move' on any wrestler....or NOT.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I don't think I will allow my daughter to date a wrestler, and that is coming from a wrestling coach and I have a son who wrestles.

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[MadtownPacker]

Thought you where announcing a pregnancy! :lol:

Congrats to your daughter!

[red]

huh

i guess i didn't realize you were old enough to have a girl in college

does that mean she's still a milf, or is she in full on cougar territory now?

[Tarlam!]

Seven, you have NO problems. My Baby Girl heads to Australia in 6 months "for a year". She has citizenship, so, this might be goodbye forever! :(

[MJZiggy]

Seven, you have NO problems. My Baby Girl heads to Australia in 6 months "for a year". She has citizenship, so, this might be goodbye forever! :(

You have citizenship too. Not forever.

[GrnBay007]

She has citizenship, so, this might be goodbye forever! :(

Never say forever! Can't let that happen!!

I feel for you though. And regardless of whether they are 200 miles away or across the country, they are starting a new chapter in their life and we will no longer be "needed" as much. :( That is the kind of stuff I think of most.

[GrnBay007]

I don't think I will allow my daughter to date a wrestler, and that is coming from a wrestling coach and I have a son who wrestles.

LOL too funny! But seriously this guy is the nicest, most respectful high school boy I've ever come across. They picked different colleges though so at least they still (to this point) have their heads on straight.

[GrnBay007]

Thought you where announcing a pregnancy! :lol:

Congrats to your daughter!

Thanks Mad!

Pregnant????....LOLOLOL good one! :)

[GrnBay007]

huh

i guess i didn't realize you were old enough to have a girl in college

does that mean she's still a milf, or is she in full on cougar territory now?

Red, we pass for sisters! LOL

What is the difference between a milf and a cougar? I thought they were pretty much the same thing ?

[MJZiggy]

Red, we pass for sisters! LOL

What is the difference between a milf and a cougar? I thought they were pretty much the same thing ?

I thought a milf was just a milf, but a cougar was a respectably mature milf with a thing for younger men?

[GrnBay007]

Worked on housing stuff today.......getting closer and more anxiety for mom! I just can't imagine what it will be like without her living here. :( She has made parenting so easy for me....I hope her college experience is everything and more she's ever dreamed it would be!

[mraynrand]

I don't think I will allow my daughter to date a wrestler, and that is coming from a wrestling coach and I have a son who wrestles.

It will be OK, Nutz. Just make sure she wears on bra on their first date.


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[easy cheesy]

According to Urban Dictionary... such as that is.... don't shoot the grammar messenger....

MILF...

"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.

Cougar....

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=milf). Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.

[Deputy Nutz]

LOL too funny! But seriously this guy is the nicest, most respectful high school boy I've ever come across. They picked different colleges though so at least they still (to this point) have their heads on straight.

They are all a weird.

[pbmax]

It will be OK, Nutz. Just make sure she wears on bra on their first date.


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Killjoy.

[Deputy Nutz]

It will be OK, Nutz. Just make sure she wears on bra on their first date.


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There is just something about Vision Question that gets my blood pumping, and it ain't the horrible wrestling.

[mraynrand]

There is just something about Vision Question that gets my blood pumping, and it ain't the horrible wrestling.


I bet your VHS tape is all wore out where Shute is climbing the stadium steps with a tree on his back.

[Kiwon]

Congrats! That's a great accomplishment.

You should be proud. Happily....I know from experience. I've got a great daughter too!

[Iron Mike]

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[easy cheesy]

The best cougar on the planet... fictional anyway... and the only reason she can't qualify for MILF is because she chose not to procreate... "Patsy ain't no mom but she's got it goin' on"....la la la...lolz... Demi's cougar stock just dropped however, kind of like someone found the proverbial Picture of Dorian Gray, exposed it and she's now swimmin' in Boweevils and skull worms and shit... just keep sniffin' that nitrous gurrrrrl!

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[Iron Mike]

http://www.cougartini.com/

[Kiwon]

Question: What do you call geriatric cougar? A saber-tooth?

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