SnakeLH2006
02-01-2012, 02:58 AM
http://www.avclub.com/madison/articles/wisconsin-dot-planning-ahead-for-depressed-drunken,68567/
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by Matt Wild (http://www.avclub.com/users/mattwild,66228/) January 31, 2012 (Partial feels the fire. :shock:)
We all know the hoary urban legend about a spike in domestic violence following a Packers loss, but what happens when the team doesn’t even play? What happens if—God forbid—the Pack fails to turn a stellar season into a thrilling Super Bowl repeat? The Wisconsin Department Of Transportation doesn’t seem to be taking any chances when it comes to this strictly hypothetical situation, and is issuing warnings to distraught fans who may be planning on having a few too many on Super Bowl Sunday.
According to the Associated Press (http://www.channel3000.com/news/30338211/detail.html), the DOT will air a federally funded commercial during the big game detailing the dangers of drunken driving. (We can only assume it’ll be as entertaining and not-at-all sickening as the countless other “leaked” Super Bowl ads.) State Patrol Maj. Sandra Huxtable notes that fans should plan ahead for Sunday’s decidedly Packers-less showdown (http://www.avclub.com/madison/articles/learning-to-love-a-packerless-super-bowl,68193/), and make sure there are plenty of non-alcoholic drinks and food available. It’s all good advice, of course, and what depressing Super Bowl party would be complete without some Cheetos and O’Douls?
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Snake had a great SB all around town with his girl, friends, parties and bars last year. Snake hates the Pats n Giants but his better half is a huge SB fan so we'll eat well and watch it at a nice locale much less drunk this time.
http://media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/68/68567/pack_jpg_627x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg
by Matt Wild (http://www.avclub.com/users/mattwild,66228/) January 31, 2012 (Partial feels the fire. :shock:)
We all know the hoary urban legend about a spike in domestic violence following a Packers loss, but what happens when the team doesn’t even play? What happens if—God forbid—the Pack fails to turn a stellar season into a thrilling Super Bowl repeat? The Wisconsin Department Of Transportation doesn’t seem to be taking any chances when it comes to this strictly hypothetical situation, and is issuing warnings to distraught fans who may be planning on having a few too many on Super Bowl Sunday.
According to the Associated Press (http://www.channel3000.com/news/30338211/detail.html), the DOT will air a federally funded commercial during the big game detailing the dangers of drunken driving. (We can only assume it’ll be as entertaining and not-at-all sickening as the countless other “leaked” Super Bowl ads.) State Patrol Maj. Sandra Huxtable notes that fans should plan ahead for Sunday’s decidedly Packers-less showdown (http://www.avclub.com/madison/articles/learning-to-love-a-packerless-super-bowl,68193/), and make sure there are plenty of non-alcoholic drinks and food available. It’s all good advice, of course, and what depressing Super Bowl party would be complete without some Cheetos and O’Douls?
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Snake had a great SB all around town with his girl, friends, parties and bars last year. Snake hates the Pats n Giants but his better half is a huge SB fan so we'll eat well and watch it at a nice locale much less drunk this time.