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Bretsky
02-04-2012, 07:35 PM
Feel free to share your own misc views and shread mine

Chucky was a solid coach who elevated a team to one SB and gave da Raiders a chance. Rams..idiots..really..Jeff Fischer ?

Hoody Genius will go down as the greatest coach in da History of the NFL; deep down they are Bretsky's third team I enjoy seeing win

Bretsky has a soft spot for Brady since he's helped me win a lot of money in a high priced fantasy football league three years.

Bretsky notes Jerry Reese is a GM rarely recongized for being one of the best

Bretsky acknowleges Da Rams were always one of his favorites because he detested the Cowpies in the 80's and Vince Ferragamo and the Rams had the best shot at them most years

Bretsky Hates the Ducks but acknowledges they have the greatest college Unis he's ever seen. Bretsky missed OregonPackerFan and Pats in Patland (she was the gal who hated Hoody)

Bretsky blleeds Cardinal and detests Marquette; they should realize they are a secondary wanna be school and leave the good recruits for the Badge

Bretsky would like the forum to consider this his official mea culpa for pushing for AJ...J.A.G. Hawk for our #5 pick and writing an articles for the forum on why TT should fly with da Hawk

Bretsky stuck up for Favre way too long during the saga; Bretsky was wrong for doing so

Bretsky would rather watch paint dry that golf

Bretsky sometimes ejoys women's tennis because the sounds they make are really cool

Bretsky is a NFL Draft Fanatic and craves the upcoming articles and scouting reports coming up by Rat Posters

Bretsky was right about Odell Thurman being a stellar football player; he just didn't know he was a terrible person

Did Bretsky note Brooks Reed would look great in Green n Gold ? Green Bay should have drafted Brooks Reed. We could only pray to find his production with our first round pick last year Eventually I must go find last year's draft threads.

Bretsky is not a homer but after the Super Bowl Bretsky announced he would do his best not to criticize TT directly for one full year. The Super Bowl is tomorrow. The year is almost done.

Bretsky really misses Rastak; he was the MVP on draft day every year.

Bretsky really misses Wist because he sometimes makes me feel like a homer.

Bretsky wants to thank all of the awesome posters in here as they make PR the best forum out there.

Freak Out
02-05-2012, 03:14 AM
Bretsky keeps breaking his cleats.

red
02-05-2012, 05:45 AM
red thinks bretsky's wife and kids are out of town and bretsky raided the liquor cabinet

Joemailman
02-05-2012, 06:33 AM
Joemailman thinks the Packers are in a great position to do what Hoody The Genius did. Win A Super Bowl. Disappoint the next year because the defense wasn't very good. Then win 2 more Super Bowls.

Joemailman thinks Bretsky will call me a Homer for saying this.

woodbuck27
02-05-2012, 08:16 AM
Woody knows that whatever Bretsky posts deserves a merited appraisal. That whatever B. posts isn't always 100% correct but is never 100% wrong.

Woody knows that some of the very best NFL fans are members of Packerrats and that some of the very best Packer fans here are ' horrid ' ... NFL and purest football fans. That these Packer fans are 100% Homers. That those posters are too 'ALL PACKER' fans and are missing out in terms of the pure joy of following the sport of football.

"Bretsky stuck up for Favre way too long during the saga; Bretsky was wrong for doing so." B.

Woody will never second guess his support for Brett Favre the football player; Woody acknowledges and suggests that Favre fell victim to 'mid life crisis is a real bitch'. Woody forgives Brett Favre for being human.

GO PACKERS!

pbmax
02-05-2012, 09:27 AM
Woo-hoo! pbmax thinks agitating someone into posting a new thread is almost as fun as 20 pages of comments on one you start.

pbmax also does not really hold Odell Thurman or Chad Jackson enthusiasm against Bretsky, but admires his willingness to stick his neck out on the draft. Mostly because pbmax learned a long time ago that he knew NOTHING about the draft. Which is why pbmax always copies Rick Gosselin's picks for the contest each year.

pbmax
02-05-2012, 09:31 AM
pbmax also agrees about women's tennis and wonders why that same is not true for women's golf, sounds aside. Women's soccer is also a big positive from this perspective.

Speaking of which, pbmax has always wondered why the ratings for women's sports such as these are not higher? :whist:

Bretsky
02-05-2012, 09:52 AM
Joemailman thinks the Packers are in a great position to do what Hoody The Genius did. Win A Super Bowl. Disappoint the next year because the defense wasn't very good. Then win 2 more Super Bowls.

Joemailman thinks Bretsky will call me a Homer for saying this.


HOMER

Bretsky
02-05-2012, 09:56 AM
Woo-hoo! pbmax thinks agitating someone into posting a new thread is almost as fun as 20 pages of comments on one you start.

pbmax also does not really hold Odell Thurman or Chad Jackson enthusiasm against Bretsky, but admires his willingness to stick his neck out on the draft. Mostly because pbmax learned a long time ago that he knew NOTHING about the draft. Which is why pbmax always copies Rick Gosselin's picks for the contest each year.

Bretsky completely forgot about Chad Jackson; now the flashbacks are coming. Bretsky needs to offer another Mea Culpa for his anger for not drafting Chad Jackson when GB was clearly better off with Greg Jennings

Bretsky still thinks he knows something about the draft. Bretsky still wanted Brooks Reed and is on record about 222 times last year asking for him.

Bretsky
02-05-2012, 09:58 AM
pbmax also agrees about women's tennis and wonders why that same is not true for women's golf, sounds aside. Women's soccer is also a big positive from this perspective.

Speaking of which, pbmax has always wondered why the ratings for women's sports such as these are not higher? :whist:


Bretsky would like to point out that only in Women's Tennis can males here that type of sound and imagine they are with that player making the sounds.

Upnorth
02-05-2012, 10:09 AM
Upnorth likes this thread and looks forward to other posters starting one for themselves.
Upnorth appreciates B passion for the draft and I pay more attention to what he say than mel the talking hair kiper.
Upnorth has never talked in third person before (I hope) and wonders why on earth people stars do this?
Upnorth likes B's point of view and thinks he is a very good poster, even when I disagree.

Joemailman
02-05-2012, 10:28 AM
Bretsky really misses Rastak; he was the MVP on draft day every year.

Joemailman agrees that we need to do our best to recruit Rastak back into the fold before Draft Day.

MadtownPacker
02-05-2012, 10:49 AM
Joemailman agrees that we need to do our best to recruit Rastak back into the fold before Draft Day.
MTP tried emailing him pleading for him to come back but did not get a response. MTP will try again soon.

woodbuck27
02-05-2012, 10:57 AM
MTP tried emailing him pleading for him to come back but did not get a response. MTP will try again soon.

It may be likie a part of the plot in this movie..take too long....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloodworth_(film)

esoxx
02-05-2012, 12:43 PM
esoxx suspects Rastak will never come back so long as the poster who drove him from here is still active on the site.

Freak Out
02-05-2012, 02:50 PM
esoxx suspects Rastak will never come back so long as the poster who drove him from here is still active on the site.

I always liked that Viking fan. He was a Zappa fan so I know he's a good guy. :)

Refresh my memory...who drove him away? Bump the drama!

Upnorth
02-05-2012, 03:07 PM
Upnorth likes when the drama gets big, kinda like joe's big reveal as retaiguy (I think that's the name its the kool-aid avatar).

pbmax
02-05-2012, 03:21 PM
Happy Birthday Bretsky (and Hank Aaron)!

http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2012/02/new_england_patriots_coach_bil.html

MadtownPacker
02-05-2012, 03:25 PM
esoxx suspects Rastak will never come back so long as the poster who drove him from here is still active on the site.
MTP thinks that poster should be the one to bring him back. Who are you talking about?

Bretsky
02-05-2012, 04:53 PM
Bretsky likes some of the debate and often sarcastially uses the home tag on people to fuel some further debate...after all it's boring if everybody agrees..... Sometimes he means it and others not really.

I think Rastak fizzled away quickly after some intense debate with a poster or two back when BF was MN's QB. I grimmaced hoping it would not flush Rastak away but IMO it did

MJZiggy
02-05-2012, 04:56 PM
Bretsky likes some of the debate and often sarcastially uses the home tag on people to fuel some further debate...after all it's boring if everybody agrees..... Sometimes he means it and others not really.

I think Rastak fizzled away quickly after some intense debate with a poster or two back when BF was MN's QB. I grimmaced hoping it would not flush Rastak away but IMO it did
So go get him back...

Bretsky
02-05-2012, 09:25 PM
Bretsky continues to think Jerry Reece is the most underappreciated GM in the NFL for what he offers

bobblehead
02-06-2012, 08:11 AM
Bobblehead would like to see Hoodie win something with a team other than the patriots and/or Tom Brady.

Parcells taught the hoodmeister and won with many teams and QB's. If I remember, he even took chad pennington to a championship game.

mmmdk
02-06-2012, 08:53 AM
Bretsky believes Mason Crosby is the Greek God of kicking pigskin. :lol:

The Euro Rat think that Bretsky is an asset to PR. :tup:

And I secong bringing Rastak back; I always had his purple back! Besides, it's not likely the Vikings will hurt anyone anytime soon! :wink:

Smidgeon
02-06-2012, 01:05 PM
Smidgeon wants to speak in the third person too!

Freak Out
02-06-2012, 01:28 PM
Freak Out thinks Bretsky is just a caramel loving middle aged guy who is looking for some attention. Freak out thinks a great mid-winter cure would be a hearty spanking buy two buxom Midwest wenches.

KYPack
02-06-2012, 03:22 PM
MTP thinks that poster should be the one to bring him back. Who are you talking about?

Tyrone, waddn'it?

Ras was the classic PR poster. A hip Viking fan.

If he wouldn't come back for Mad, he's probably done dancin'.

With the Vikes in the toilet, he should be approached again.

pbmax
02-06-2012, 03:28 PM
Tyrone, waddn'it?

Ras was the classic PR poster. A hip Viking fan.

If he wouldn't come back for Mad, he's probably done dancin'.

With the Vikes in the toilet, he should be approached again.

Oh yeah. Forgot about Ras and Tyrone battling. But I think that had passed and it was another battle, almost out of the blue, with another poster that was the last straw. In fact, I think Ty was gone and banned before Ras left. Though I am not certain.

Fritz
02-06-2012, 04:10 PM
pbmax also agrees about women's tennis and wonders why that same is not true for women's golf, sounds aside. Women's soccer is also a big positive from this perspective.

Speaking of which, pbmax has always wondered why the ratings for women's sports such as these are not higher? :whist:

Because you can get porn for free.

pbmax
02-06-2012, 04:15 PM
Because you can get porn for free.

True, but you can't watch it in the middle of the day with the entire family around.

Fritz
02-06-2012, 04:17 PM
You can't?

Hmmm. That explains the divorces.

pbmax
02-06-2012, 04:18 PM
You can't?

No, that's why you are getting the strange looks from visitors.

Fritz
02-06-2012, 04:24 PM
I thought that was because of my hair.

sharpe1027
02-06-2012, 04:30 PM
It might be because they saw your hair while watching porn. Do you happen to have a bald head?

Cheesehead Craig
02-06-2012, 04:54 PM
You can't?

Hmmm. That explains the divorces.

Craig's always liked Fritz's humor
Craig has learned a lot from pb's insight
Craig is realizing that the Hawk jersery purchase may not have been the wisest decision those years ago.
Craig believes that drafting that Upshaw kid from Alabama is not going to be the answer at the other OLB spot. Thinks that Perry or Mercilus will be better.

Cleft Crusty
02-27-2012, 07:21 AM
Bobblehead would like to see Hoodie win something with a team other than the patriots and/or Tom Brady.

Parcells taught the hoodmeister and won with many teams and QB's. If I remember, he even took chad pennington to a championship game.


Clefty thinks it's amusing that people think Parcells 'made' Hoodie, when it's obvious that Parcells couldn't win without Hoodie.

Bretsky
03-10-2012, 10:03 PM
Bretsky wants to stir the PR pot a bit
Bretsky is too dam stupid to figure out how to post a new thread with a poll
Bretsky sees the spot to check but cannot see where to put the options

Can somebody give me dumbed down directions ?

pbmax
03-11-2012, 09:44 AM
Bretsky wants to stir the PR pot a bit
Bretsky is too dam stupid to figure out how to post a new thread with a poll
Bretsky sees the spot to check but cannot see where to put the options

Can somebody give me dumbed down directions ?

Its a two step process, first you check that you want to include a poll as you saw, click OK or submit, then it will ask you to list the options.

pbmax
03-11-2012, 09:46 AM
And one more for Bretsky's obsessions, on Chucky and the QB school:

http://www.latimes.com/sports/football/nfl/la-sp-gruden-quarterbacks-school-20120311,0,3698782.column

woodbuck27
03-12-2012, 07:50 PM
Upnorth likes when the drama gets big, kinda like joe's big reveal as retaiguy (I think that's the name its the kool-aid avatar).

Woody is amazed. Joe is retailguy! retailguy is Joe !! Woody says: No shit !!! Fascinating !!!!

woodbuck27
03-12-2012, 07:55 PM
Bretsky likes some of the debate and often sarcastially uses the home tag on people to fuel some further debate...after all it's boring if everybody agrees..... Sometimes he means it and others not really.

I think Rastak fizzled away quickly after some intense debate with a poster or two back when BF was MN's QB. I grimmaced hoping it would not flush Rastak away but IMO it did

Yup Woody believes that you `had to wear Brett Favre like Old Spice` to survive Packerrats when Favre was a Viking.