Carrots

[SkinBasket]

I've got an assload. Recipes?

[Joemailman]

I don't really like carrots, but I like carrot cake. http://allrecipes.com/recipe/carrot-cake-iii/

[red]

i'm sure you could probably fine use for them by imagining they're anal dildos

[MJZiggy]

See, red, and I was just going to suggest shredding them and cooking them down into tomato sauce.

[Freak Out]

Eat them raw or load the fucking Vitamix up. Dipping them in some Greek style yogurt is awesome as well.

[Upnorth]

You got a juicer? Carrot with orange juice is nice and your kids will drink it. If not raw or cooked with butter is nice. Maybe go with cream of carrot soup?

Zig, how do carrots turn into tomato sauce?

[MJZiggy]

You got a juicer? Carrot with orange juice is nice and your kids will drink it. If not raw or cooked with butter is nice. Maybe go with cream of carrot soup?

Zig, how do carrots turn into tomato sauce?

They don't turn into it. You grind them up and put them in the tomato sauce and once they cook soft, the little kids will never know there are (ick) veggies in the sauce.

[Freak Out]

They don't turn into it. You grind them up and put them in the tomato sauce and once they cook soft, the little kids will never know there are (ick) veggies in the sauce.

That's to much trouble.....just beat them until they eat the carrots.

[SkinBasket]

Oh, the kids eat the carrots raw, and I manage to eat one every now and again too for breakfast, but it's an assload, not a vaginaload. I've got a couple cups softened that I had extra from a pork chop with apples and carrots meal tonight. I'll mash those up and stick some raisins in it for the kids tomorrow, but I still have an assload left. I need a carrot destroying recipe or two, not this ass slapping, ball tickling around the edges bullshit.

At least Upnorth is some help. A carrot puree soup must be in order. Maybe a little brown sugared crab...

[Joemailman]

http://www.campbellskitchen.com/SearchRecipesResult.aspx?filter=&q=Carrots&pd=yes

[MadtownPacker]

Bitch use them for juice if you got alot and skip the OJ. If the ones you got are the sweet kind shit will be great as is. You will run through them quick.

[GrnBay007]

I remember some jello salad my mom used to make that had finely shredded carrots in it...lots too....or maybe it just seemed like it because they were finely shredded. Anyway, I bet your kids would like that.

[GrnBay007]

Make some homemade chicken noodle soup and load it up with carrots! :)

[Little Whiskey]

use them for Deer Bait. then shoot that fucker. turn your carrots into meat!

[Scott Campbell]

I like em with peanut butter.

[Deputy Nutz]

I fucking hate cooked carrots, infact any orange vegetable I hate. I would throw those fuckers out in the yard and hope that some wild animal will eat them. That is what I do with all my wasted produce. I feed wild animals since we don't allow bums in my gated community.

[Deputy Nutz]

Oh and another thing, doesn't this thread scream, "ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR"?

Fucking carrots.

[Freak Out]

Roasted is the best way really....cut up spuds and carrots into equal sizes....lube with olive oil....salt and pepper and roast em in the oven until fork-able. Roasty brown on the edges....yum.

[SkinBasket]

Oh and another thing, doesn't this thread scream, "ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR"?

Fucking carrots.

You haven't contributed anything positive here in years. All you do is sob about an old, washed up pervert and make snarky comments about everyone else who's moved on. Which is, like, everyone. And to think, I once fought for your freedom. I wish Partial were here right now to put you in your place!

[Upnorth]

Oh and another thing, doesn't this thread scream, "ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR"?

Fucking carrots.

The carrots have earned our attention.

[Deputy Nutz]

Ok, I will bite because you are lonely, why do you have so many carrots?

[SkinBasket]

Ok, I will bite because you are lonely, why do you have so many carrots?

I'm not going to tell you.

[Deputy Nutz]

Then you shall suffer with your carrots since no one gave you an actual good tasting idea for carrots. I mean if you couldn't think of roasting the carrots or making a stew with carrots yourself you probably should have ended it a long time ago.

[Freak Out]

I just ate a bunch of washed, organic baby carrots I bought at Costco. My vision improved!

[Joemailman]

use them for Deer Bait. then shoot that fucker. turn your carrots into meat!

Mmmm...carrots!

http://www.mattcornock.co.uk/sites/default/files/photos/2009/12/tt_brown-antler-deer-eating-carrot-chester-zoo_2321.JPG

[MadtownPacker]

I like carrots because the make nutty and skinny fight.

[Zool]

How has no one suggested the obvious? Round off the pointed end and shove them up your ass. See if you can break a world record

[MJZiggy]

How has no one suggested the obvious? Round off the pointed end and shove them up your ass. See if you can break a world record

He already said he has an assload. I think that's where he's storing them to begin with.

[Joemailman]

He already said he has an assload. I think that's where he's storing them to begin with.

Rump Roast with carrots!

[SkinBasket]

You people are disgusting.

[MJZiggy]

You people are disgusting.

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

[Upnorth]

Gold jerry pure gold.

[SkinBasket]

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

That's not true at all.

[MJZiggy]

That's not true at all.

We're talking about your ass loaded with carrots and you're choosing now to take me literally?

[Upnorth]

We're talking about your ass loaded with carrots and you're choosing now to take me literally?

Perhaps its a common occurrence in his life, hence taking you literally.

[sooner6600]

Maybe Skin wants to be a WWII pilot. These veggies were required consumption.

[SkinBasket]

Maybe Skin wants to be a WWII pilot. These veggies were required consumption.

i spent an assload of time in my formative years studying WWII aircraft.