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SkinBasket
02-17-2012, 07:38 AM
Yeah, you.

When you fucking ask for help with something you don't understand, you know what I don't want to hear? "Why would you do that?" in a pissy voice that suggests what I did was not only wrong, but that you had a better idea. Or any idea. Especially when I just saved you 30 minutes of general bumblefucking around.

Furthermore, when I then become short with my answers about what you're doing (you know, that thing you're fucking up because you have no idea what you're doing - just opinions about how I'm doing it) don't accuse me of being the one who's being pissy about it. Because then you get to figure shit out on your own.

Good day.

HowardRoark
02-17-2012, 08:59 AM
Release the hornets!

Little Whiskey
02-17-2012, 10:04 AM
Roll Tide!

Deputy Nutz
02-17-2012, 10:59 AM
That is the facts of marriage. Women think they know everything even about shit they admit they know nothing about. It is in their nature. It is also part of the gay culture as well.

Scott Campbell
02-17-2012, 01:57 PM
Yeah, you.

When you fucking ask for help with something you don't understand, you know what I don't want to hear? "Why would you do that?" in a pissy voice that suggests what I did was not only wrong, but that you had a better idea. Or any idea. Especially when I just saved you 30 minutes of general bumblefucking around.

Furthermore, when I then become short with my answers about what you're doing (you know, that thing you're fucking up because you have no idea what you're doing - just opinions about how I'm doing it) don't accuse me of being the one who's being pissy about it. Because then you get to figure shit out on your own.

Good day.


While technically correct, I'm going to suggest you temper the overall theme just a bit.

MadtownPacker
02-17-2012, 03:03 PM
Simple fix.

Slap dat silly bitch!!

SkinBasket
02-18-2012, 07:14 AM
She made up for it by ordering these:

http://yourmasque.com/

Freak Out
02-18-2012, 12:29 PM
So she'll blow you now?

SkinBasket
02-18-2012, 04:27 PM
It's more for not stopping. Only good thing Women's Health magazine's ever done.

Joemailman
02-18-2012, 07:39 PM
So she'll blow you now?

Nutz.

MadtownPacker
02-18-2012, 07:44 PM
So what was the moral of the story?

SkinBasket
02-19-2012, 04:11 PM
So what was the moral of the story?

Be considerate when dropping loads on those you love?

Upnorth
02-19-2012, 08:43 PM
So what was the moral of the story?

Its tHe low calorie taste sensation that is sweeping the nation. Why go out for a milkshake when you can have a homemade in bed instead.

(I just disgusted myself)

wist43
02-21-2012, 04:24 PM
That is the facts of marriage. Women think they know everything even about shit they admit they know nothing about. It is in their nature. It is also part of the gay culture as well.

Been married to my wife for 4 years - have never even had an argument.

The trick is - don't marry an American woman.

MadScientist
02-22-2012, 12:33 AM
She made up for it by ordering these:

http://yourmasque.com/

That's just her sweet way of saying you taste disgusting.

SkinBasket
02-22-2012, 06:58 AM
That's just her sweet way of saying you taste disgusting.

And you like the taste of a man?

Deputy Nutz
02-22-2012, 10:18 AM
Been married to my wife for 4 years - have never even had an argument.

The trick is - don't marry an American woman.

Another happy "Mail Ordered" customer