And you thought you had a bad day....

[Kiwon]

Bobby "Petrino capped a very bad week with an admission late Thursday night to an “inappropriate relationship” with a woman he hired to his staff way back on March 28. The woman, Jessica Dorrell, was with Petrino when he wrecked his Harley on Sunday – a fact the coach avoided acknowledging during a news conference Tuesday to discuss the accident. More important, Petrino did not acknowledge that fact to his boss, athletic director Jeff Long, until 3:12 p.m. CDT Thursday."

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=pf-forde_arkansas_petrino_suspended_accident_040412

http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/ipt/petrino_040612.jpg http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/ipt/dorrell_040612.jpg

[sheepshead]

50 yo guys that want to be called "Bobby" bug me anyway.

[Kiwon]

50 yo guys that want to be called "Bobby" bug me anyway.

Especially ones making $3.6 million a year.

Why don't these guys learn that they can't take a crap without someone noticing? A little Honey on a Harley isn't going to turn heads? Since it was Sunday, I guess that Petrino thought anybody who cared was in church. LOL.

[sheepshead]

They think they're bullet proof I guess. Take it off campus at least.

[Freak Out]

Why is this in the Packers forum?

[Cheesehead Craig]

That's a lot of herpies he has on his face.

[mraynrand]

"He is who I thought he was"

http://www.clevelandleader.com/files/Blank.jpg

[Kiwon]

Why is this in the Packers forum?

You don't remember Petrino's successful stint as the Falcons coach in 2007 that lasted all of 13 games and ended with taped resignation notes on players lockers?

On that team was Lawyer Milloy, the very same Lawyer Milloy that Andre Rison and Antonio Freeman beat for touchdowns in Super Bowl XXXI. See, there is your direct link to the Packers.

[KYPack]

It couldn't have happened to a bigger dickhead.

It ain't exactly Packer, but is cool stuff.

Hope the girl is OK & I hope Petrino gets canned over the whole thing.

[Zool]

When your 51 and a head coach you buy a bike to keep you young. In order to remain young, you take your 25 year old girlfriend for a bike ride. When you you take your 25 year old girlfriend for a bike ride, she might give you a reach around. When you get a reach around, it becomes hard to maneuver those Ozark Mountain curves when someone is pulling your clutch. When someone is pulling your clutch, you end up in a road side ditch. Don't end up in a roadside ditch like Bobby Petrino, Get Direct TV

[woodbuck27]

Bobby "Petrino capped a very bad week with an admission late Thursday night to an “inappropriate relationship” with a woman he hired to his staff way back on March 28. The woman, Jessica Dorrell, was with Petrino when he wrecked his Harley on Sunday – a fact the coach avoided acknowledging during a news conference Tuesday to discuss the accident. More important, Petrino did not acknowledge that fact to his boss, athletic director Jeff Long, until 3:12 p.m. CDT Thursday."

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=pf-forde_arkansas_petrino_suspended_accident_040412

http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/ipt/petrino_040612.jpg http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/ipt/dorrell_040612.jpg

At least he acted 'the gentleman 'and allowed her to use his helmut. She looks 'just' fine. Petrino ...on the other hand.....NOT so much !

[Fritz]

Woody, I think maybe his "helmet" was in her mouth....

And I agree with KY on this one. Guy is an opportunistic dick and I'm glad he's getting some comeuppance.

[KYPack]

Zool for Post of the Century.

(We're only 12 years into it, but that was a good one)

[Joemailman]

How believable was it? Five months later, he was the new coach of the Atlanta Falcons.

That lasted all of 13 games, before Petrino quit during the season and without telling his players. Well-respected Falcons owner Arthur Blank let it be known how little he thought of Petrino.

What is Arthur Blank well-respected for? For being stupid enough to believe that a coach would remain committed to his team after leaving Louisville just months after signing a 10 year extension with them?

[Fritz]

Bobby Petrino: dick or pussy or both?

[pbmax]

Zool for Post of the Century.

(We're only 12 years into it, but that was a good one)

First, I concur. Post of the year at least.

Second, glad to see he doesn't believe in helmets.

Third, I wonder if she went to Glamour Shots right after the accident?

Fourth, born and raised in the South, he will always be Bobby, won't he? Bowden anyone?

Fifth, where do you think he slept the night the news hit? Can you sleep at your office if you have been suspended?

[MJZiggy]

Call it a hunch, PB, but my guess is he didn't sleep the night the news hit, therefore it really didn't matter.

[woodbuck27]

First, I concur. Post of the year at least.

Second, glad to see he doesn't believe in helmets.

Third, I wonder if she went to Glamour Shots right after the accident?

Fourth, born and raised in the South, he will always be Bobby, won't he? Bowden anyone?

Fifth, where do you think he slept the night the news hit? Can you sleep at your office if you have been suspended?

Heyaah Bobby !?

[Fritz]

I have an inappropriate relationship with Packerrats.

[Bretsky]

she is kind of hot and should go Grail

[pbmax]

she is kind of hot and should go Grail

Not sure if your into this B, but she was dating another football coach at Arkansas prior to Petrino admitting he was having an inappropriate relationship*. Not sure if she traded up or what. She was also touted as a well thought of and rising admin start while she was a fund raiser at Arkansas' foundation. She had ascended to a position that had never before been held by a woman. Then a week ago she took a job in the Athletic Dept.

* Petrino did not specify with whom he was inappropriately relating, so its possible he was just giving the gal a ride home after a rough day at the office. Or Zool could have caught on that Petrino meant he was having an inappropriate relationship ON that fateful bike ride.

[Fritz]

Not sure if your into this B, but she was dating another football coach at Arkansas prior to Petrino admitting he was having an inappropriate relationship*. Not sure if she traded up or what. She was also touted as a well thought of and rising admin start while she was a fund raiser at Arkansas' foundation. She had ascended to a position that had never before been held by a woman. Then a week ago she took a job in the Athletic Dept.

* Petrino did not specify with whom he was inappropriately relating, so its possible he was just giving the gal a ride home after a rough day at the office. Or Zool could have caught on that Petrino meant he was having an inappropriate relationship ON that fateful bike ride.

What? No woman has ever been in a position underneath Bobby Petrino?

[Iron Mike]

Bobby Petrino: dick or pussy or both?

http://www.wvah.com/programs/kingofthehill/bobbyhill.jpg

Both.

[KYPack]

she is kind of hot and should go Grail

I saw one blurb that said she was engaged to:

A. An ex-player
B. A swim coach.
C. An assistant football coach

This chick is versatile.

[mraynrand]

Call it a hunch, PB, but my guess is he didn't sleep the night the news hit...

that's probably just from the Viagra

[pbmax]

I saw one blurb that said she was engaged to:

A. An ex-player
B. A swim coach.
C. An assistant football coach

This chick is versatile.

You get to the top your way, she is getting there another. And I apologize in advance if this is simply Internet scuttlebutt, blonde lady's lawyer.

[sheepshead]

"Bobby" has been whacked.

[Joemailman]

Does Jessica keep her job?

[Kiwon]

:whaa: What happened? He had such a stellar record...

"The coach's tenure with the Razorbacks began under a cloud of national second-guessing following his departure from Atlanta 13 games into the 2007 season. His tenure with the Falcons was the shortest for a non-interim coach since the 1970 NFL-AFL merger.

His departure was so sudden that Petrino left farewell notes in the lockers of the Atlanta players rather than telling them of his resignation in person. He was introduced later that night as the new coach of the Razorbacks, carrying with him a vagabond image after holding 15 jobs for 11 different programs/organizations in 24 seasons."

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/ap-source-petrino-arkansas-000024141--ncaaf.html;_ylt=AiK2pJd60npvmV6Zekwo0Fo5nYcB

[KYPack]

It couldn't have happened to a bigger dickhead.

It ain't exactly Packer, but is cool stuff.

Hope the girl is OK & I hope Petrino gets canned over the whole thing.

Boy, did he get hammered, eh?

The girlie is OK, she's on paid leave.

It will be a few years before Bobby Boy gets a gig at a minor program.

[Kiwon]

Boy, did he get hammered, eh?

The girlie is OK, she's on paid leave.

It will be a few years before Bobby Boy gets a gig at a minor program.

Au contraire, my Kentucky Fried friend (by the way, I did see the real Colonel Sanders one time as a kid),

She received $20,000 from Sugar Daddy Bobby with which she purchased a car. Where did the money come from? What if it came out of the University's Athletic budget?

What's telling is that Petrino isn't seeking anything from the university by way of severance payments, etc. My guess is that there are some other hidden gems that he hopes don't get discovered.

Jessica's life at UA is over and this thing will follow her. But she'll land on her feet (or her back) and find another guy to charm. Her type never really goes away.

[pbmax]

Au contraire, my Kentucky Fried friend (by the way, I did see the real Colonel Sanders one time as a kid),

She received $20,000 from Sugar Daddy Bobby with which she purchased a car. Where did the money come from? What if it came out of the University's Athletic budget?

What's telling is that Petrino isn't seeking anything from the university by way of severance payments, etc. My guess is that there are some other hidden gems that he hopes don't get discovered.

Jessica's life at UA is over and this thing will follow her. But she'll land on her feet (or her back) and find another guy to charm. Her type never really goes away.

The poor hiring decision gives the University an easy out. He would have a devil of a time defending that decision in any forum and I doubt he wants to give everyone the opportunity to rehash the whole thing over and over again in multiple venues. You really have to screw up as a head coach of a revenue sport to not leave with a settlement, but Bobby did it.

If he had just paid her and not given her the job, he would still be coaching. If he had paid $50/month for his own cell phone, he wouldn't be airing his own dirty laundry through FOIA requests.

What I find surprising is the lack of outrage among the sports punditry over the relationship. Unlike politicians, apparently everyone associated with college athletics expects the HC from a BCS school to have something on the side.

[Kiwon]

Yeah, that's true about the cell phone. Now his wife and kids will get to read about the nasty things he wanted to do with Ms. X-Rated Razorback.

Maybe Petrino will do a promotion for Net10 in the future after his wife divorces him.

[woodbuck27]

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/story/18525589/petrino-saga-another-reminder-of-new-rules-for-coaches

Friday April 13, 2012 - 10:33 AM

Petrino saga another reminder of new rules for high-profile coaches

Comment wodbuck27:

That's what's called 'laying down 'the wood'.

** Coaching again!?? Not likely in any football program. Not likely in any community based program. He might get a position at 'a hat and coat check' for some nightclub.

It's called 'a fall from grace'. How far 'the deserving' do fall.

[sheepshead]

5 words Ray cant say no to : Would you like that supersized?

[KYPack]

Petrino is a little dumber than I thought. He used an Athletic Dept phone. The media can get those phone records and they are doing just that. Lover boy called his GF 4300 times since he got the phone.

This is a good fuck-up on Petrino's part and it'll only get worse.

[Freak Out]

4300 times? Dude is insane.

[gbgary]

When your 51 and a head coach you buy a bike to keep you young. In order to remain young, you take your 25 year old girlfriend for a bike ride. When you you take your 25 year old girlfriend for a bike ride, she might give you a reach around. When you get a reach around, it becomes hard to maneuver those Ozark Mountain curves when someone is pulling your clutch. When someone is pulling your clutch, you end up in a road side ditch. Don't end up in a roadside ditch like Bobby Petrino, Get Direct TV

http://images.corvetteforum.com/images/smilies/lol.gif

how did i miss this post?!

[gbgary]

Petrino is a little dumber than I thought. He used an Athletic Dept phone. The media can get those phone records and they are doing just that. Lover boy called his GF 4300 times since he got the phone.

This is a good fuck-up on Petrino's part and it'll only get worse.

i heard it was text msgs...still.

[Cleft Crusty]

4300 times? Dude is insane.


I've been married for close to 40 years and I haven't called my wife more than 50 times. And 'text message?' What in the world is that? Is that like a note on one of those sticky yellow things?'

[pbmax]

I've been married for close to 40 years and I haven't called my wife more than 50 times. And 'text message?' What in the world is that? Is that like a note on one of those sticky yellow things?'

Its kind of like a telegraph.

[woodbuck27]

Its kind of like a telegraph.

Isn't 'a Text Message' something you have to see in an airplane?

[Smeefers]

I think good ol Bobby could have a new gig at a minor program as soon as this year if he wanted to do it. Are you telling me the university of Oshkosh wouldn't hire him as a coach? You guys have way to much faith that all the universities out there will do what is right instead of what is right for the pocket book.

[woodbuck27]

I think good ol Bobby could have a new gig at a minor program as soon as this year if he wanted to do it. Are you telling me the university of Oshkosh wouldn't hire him as a coach? You guys have way to much faith that all the universities out there will do what is right instead of what is right for the pocket book.

He's too ugly to get hird at McDonalds.

I see him opening a pawn shop in some Neo Nazi, faschist, homosexual strip neighbourhod of shops located on some street somewhere in obscure America.

Bobby will seek a quiet life. He wants to upgrade his image. Find 'the Lord'. Assist those in most need.

[KYPack]

I think good ol Bobby could have a new gig at a minor program as soon as this year if he wanted to do it. Are you telling me the university of Oshkosh wouldn't hire him as a coach? You guys have way to much faith that all the universities out there will do what is right instead of what is right for the pocket book.

"Remember the Titans", eh Smeef?

[Fritz]

Remember the Titanic is more like it.