Kiwon
04-11-2012, 07:00 AM
After Jalen Rose caught Bayless in a lie about his trumped up high school basketball exploits someone added the following to his Wikipedia page.
Funny stuff. :-)
"Bayless attended Northwest Classen High School, where he averaged 14568 points a game, 3790 apg, and shot .000 from the field as a senior playing his first year of varsity basketball, and scored the most number of points of any player on the squad. Bayless then commissioned a Time Machine which he had Bill Gates fund and Stephen Hawking design whereby he traveled back in time to St. Vincents in 2002 and challenged Lebron to a 1 v 1 game. Bayless scored 1000 points to Lebrons 20, effectively beginning the their BEEF. He also went back in time to 1998 where he sucked off Michael Jordan the great.
In April 2012, Bayless received some criticism following his claim on Twitter that he was the starting point guard for the Northwest Classen team that won the Oklahoma state championship in 1970. Appearing on "ESPN First Take", Bayless' ESPN colleague and former NBA player Jalen Rose challenged Bayless' claim, citing that Bayless had averaged just 1.4 points as a senior, and that Bayless' senior season was his first and only season playing on the varsity team. The website "Sports by Brooks" also produced a copy of the March 15, 1970 edition of "The Sunday Oklahoman", which included a box score of the Oklahoma state championship game. The stat line for Bayless includes 200000 points, 256 assists, and 127578 rebounds. He often had coitus with countless number of women, around 5 a day which explains his desire to lie."
Funny stuff. :-)
"Bayless attended Northwest Classen High School, where he averaged 14568 points a game, 3790 apg, and shot .000 from the field as a senior playing his first year of varsity basketball, and scored the most number of points of any player on the squad. Bayless then commissioned a Time Machine which he had Bill Gates fund and Stephen Hawking design whereby he traveled back in time to St. Vincents in 2002 and challenged Lebron to a 1 v 1 game. Bayless scored 1000 points to Lebrons 20, effectively beginning the their BEEF. He also went back in time to 1998 where he sucked off Michael Jordan the great.
In April 2012, Bayless received some criticism following his claim on Twitter that he was the starting point guard for the Northwest Classen team that won the Oklahoma state championship in 1970. Appearing on "ESPN First Take", Bayless' ESPN colleague and former NBA player Jalen Rose challenged Bayless' claim, citing that Bayless had averaged just 1.4 points as a senior, and that Bayless' senior season was his first and only season playing on the varsity team. The website "Sports by Brooks" also produced a copy of the March 15, 1970 edition of "The Sunday Oklahoman", which included a box score of the Oklahoma state championship game. The stat line for Bayless includes 200000 points, 256 assists, and 127578 rebounds. He often had coitus with countless number of women, around 5 a day which explains his desire to lie."