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swede
05-22-2012, 09:42 PM
Deanna Favre or Jenn Sterger?



I like Deanna in that one. She seems like she could pull hair and put a knee to your chin if she had a good reason.

swede
05-22-2012, 09:46 PM
Anderson Cooper or Bill Maher?

I think Cooper would kick Bill Maher's ass.

Little Whiskey
05-22-2012, 09:47 PM
chuck norris or bruce lee?

swede
05-22-2012, 09:50 PM
Harlan or Partial?

Harlan. After getting knocked to the ground and pummeled for a while Harlan would grab a rock...and I respect that.

swede
05-22-2012, 09:52 PM
chuck norris or bruce lee?

You know, I'm not sure that Bruce Lee's fighting style was tested in the same way as Chuck's. In a ring, I lean Chuck.

Cheesehead Craig
05-22-2012, 10:09 PM
chuck norris or bruce lee?

Bruce Lee already won this fight.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfGiIg8kHbw

George Cumby
05-22-2012, 10:55 PM
You know, I'm not sure that Bruce Lee's fighting style was tested in the same way as Chuck's. In a ring, I lean Chuck.

Naaah. Bruce.

George Cumby
05-22-2012, 10:55 PM
Abe Lincoln vs. Shatner

Joemailman
05-22-2012, 11:00 PM
Mr. Rodgers vs. Julia Child


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIMjYA8kE0A

woodbuck27
05-22-2012, 11:25 PM
Who Would Win in a Fight?


Deanna Favre or Jenn Sterger?




mmmm... I'm thinking it would be Deanna. She could afford the superior trainer.

She appears to have better teeth and stronger nails.

She also has the advice and experience of her husband that will keep Deanna from being over confident.

woodbuck27
05-22-2012, 11:28 PM
chuck norris or bruce lee?

Bruse Lee would have hit him ten times before Chuck could have gotten his hands up and chin tucked in.

woodbuck27
05-22-2012, 11:34 PM
Anderson Cooper or Bill Maher?

I think Cooper would kick Bill Maher's ass.

Have you ever observed Anderson Cooper in a hurricane? That man is courageous. Clearly Maher would be in over his head in that matchup.

woodbuck27
05-22-2012, 11:36 PM
Harlan or Partial?

Harlan. After getting knocked to the ground and pummeled for a while Harlan would grab a rock...and I respect that.


Harlan would do fine with a suitcase full of weapons.

woodbuck27
05-22-2012, 11:37 PM
Abe Lincoln vs. Shatner


Is Abe allowed to take his hands off of the lapels of his suit jacket?

Freak Out
05-23-2012, 12:36 PM
Abe Lincoln vs. Shatner

Awesome........man I loved that episode.

Freak Out
05-23-2012, 12:37 PM
Mepps.

Freak Out
05-23-2012, 12:38 PM
Deanna Favre or Jenn Sterger?



I like Deanna in that one. She seems like she could pull hair and put a knee to your chin if she had a good reason.

Here's to hoping they would rather fuck than fight.

woodbuck27
05-23-2012, 12:44 PM
Awesome........man I loved that episode.

Who won the scrap? Was it boxing gloves or just wrestling?

woodbuck27
05-23-2012, 12:47 PM
Mepps.


NO Freak out. Don't give away any Canadian fishing secrets in this thread. Please confine your responses to ripping ears off.

Freak Out
05-23-2012, 06:24 PM
http://fliiby.com/file/289709/dhs00hhjvj.html

3irty1
05-23-2012, 07:42 PM
Harlan or Partial?

Harlan. After getting knocked to the ground and pummeled for a while Harlan would grab a rock...and I respect that.

Friend of mine ran into Partial this weekend on Water St. In Milwaukee. Partial ended up throwing a bottle at him as he walked away.

swede
05-23-2012, 07:45 PM
Friend of mine ran into Partial this weekend on Water St. In Milwaukee. Partial ended up throwing a bottle at him as he walked away.

I keep forgetting he is a real person.

Little Whiskey
05-23-2012, 09:56 PM
Friend of mine ran into Partial this weekend on Water St. In Milwaukee. Partial ended up throwing a bottle at him as he walked away.

he's a bad mofo!

Partial vs Bruce Lee?

George Cumby
05-23-2012, 10:19 PM
Awesome........man I loved that episode.

Repped for getting the allusion.

Gunakor
05-24-2012, 12:21 AM
Bruse Lee would have hit him ten times before Chuck could have gotten his hands up and chin tucked in.


Bullshit. Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet, and the loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck would land 10 roundhouse kicks to the face before Bruce even knew there was a fight on.

SnakeLH2006
05-24-2012, 05:10 AM
Cats vs. Easy Cheesey.

Cats......cuz her and Mike's trailer already rots of human and animal piss.

woodbuck27
05-24-2012, 11:53 AM
he's a bad mofo!

Partial vs Bruce Lee?

Good thing for Bruce that he's dead. Partial would eat him for lunch. Up one side of him...down the other.

woodbuck27
05-24-2012, 11:55 AM
Cats vs. Easy Cheesey.

Cats......cuz her and Mike's trailer already rots of human and animal piss.


Now..... does Cats have to be in the same room as Easy Cheesey?

woodbuck27
05-24-2012, 11:59 AM
Bullshit. Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet, and the loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck would land 10 roundhouse kicks to the face before Bruce even knew there was a fight on.


Ohh my goodness!! Gunakor I'm so sorry. I forgot you could use your feet. That it wasn't hand to hand combat.

Also.....

I didn't even suspect that Chuck Norris was from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Are you related?

3irty1
05-24-2012, 01:04 PM
Cats vs. Easy Cheesey.

Cats......cuz her and Mike's trailer already rots of human and animal piss.

You seriously need to stop. This feud isn't even entertaining.

Upnorth
05-24-2012, 02:04 PM
Who's cats?

Harlan Huckleby
05-24-2012, 02:38 PM
Who's cats?

I think Snake envisions that Easy Cheezy lives in a lonely trailor park with dozens of smelly cats, which explains her secret envy of Snake's more virile existence as one of life's winners.

Interesting theory, interesting theory.

I know everyone has slammed Snake in his romance/battle with Easy Cheezy, I'm throwing-in with Snake. He's an obnoxious dick, sure, but by golly he's got spunk. Hey, I made an *excellent* double entendre there! Maybe Skin "Dice" Basket will like me now!

I do think Easy Cheezy has excellent taste in music, so I will play on both sides of the war to an extent.

MadtownPacker
05-24-2012, 02:44 PM
Who would have thought snake's bragging about bumpin-n-grindin the ladies meant he fights women.

Might have to change him from Poser Rat to sissy rat

Harlan Huckleby
05-24-2012, 02:53 PM
Who would have thought snake's bragging about bumpin-n-grindin the ladies meant he fights women.

Might have to change him from Poser Rat to sissy rat You spics are all about macho men protecting the ladies. Then behind closed doors, it's the lady running the show and calling the shots. With exception of the occasional wife-beater. When I come visit I'll find out the truth, but I think I know that a trash-talking chump like you is taking a dildo-up-the ass at home.

Upnorth
05-24-2012, 03:18 PM
Harlan, in your professional assessment, is it possible that Snake is projecting his vision of an ideal woman on Easy and hates himself for his inner feelings?

Harlan Huckleby
05-24-2012, 03:28 PM
Another interesting theory. Also plausible.

I think they are very much in love, and this all is going to resolve happily. Watch and learn.

Little Whiskey
05-24-2012, 05:11 PM
You seriously need to stop. This feud isn't even entertaining.

True, but EC can hold her own.

Upnorth
05-24-2012, 06:02 PM
I think what they need is 'their song'. I recommend tainted love. Anyone have a suggestion?

Harlan Huckleby
05-24-2012, 06:36 PM
I think what they need is 'their song'. I recommend tainted love. Anyone have a suggestion?

Oh, I think Snake would be very intrigued by the concept of tainted love. Judging by the photos he posts, he has a fascination with taint.

Freak Out
05-24-2012, 07:18 PM
I think what they need is 'their song'. I recommend tainted love. Anyone have a suggestion?

My favorite version.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ0bR6SKI2I

Upnorth
05-24-2012, 08:21 PM
Oh, I think Snake would be very intrigued by the concept of tainted love. Judging by the photos he posts, he has a fascination with taint.

When I see pics like that I always think 'missed it by that much'
Who ever gets the reference gets a prize!

Little Whiskey
05-24-2012, 09:17 PM
Get Smart.....maxwell smart, "I missed it by that much"

Upnorth
05-24-2012, 09:26 PM
Get Smart.....maxwell smart, "I missed it by that much"

You get two prizes, I repped you (yeehaw) and now whenever you see a pic of one in the stink you will automatically hear Maxwell smarts voice in your head. Bwhahahaha

Iron Mike
05-25-2012, 07:29 AM
Cats vs. Easy Cheesey.

Cats......cuz her and Mike's trailer already rots of human and animal piss.

Shouldn't you be banging your hot girlfriend again, instead of on Packer Rats???

http://dubsism.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/guy-with-blow-up-doll-a.jpg

Iron Mike
05-25-2012, 08:05 AM
You seriously need to stop. This feud isn't even entertaining.

http://www.spikednation.com/sites/default/files/emvideo-youtube-y-e4vu_wL-M.jpg

George Cumby
05-25-2012, 08:25 AM
Shouldn't you be banging your hot girlfriend again, instead of on Packer Rats???

http://dubsism.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/guy-with-blow-up-doll-a.jpg

Well played, sir. Well played.

Harlan Huckleby
05-25-2012, 09:29 AM
Actually, she is kinda hot. I like full lips.

MadtownPacker
05-25-2012, 10:52 AM
You spics are all about macho men protecting the ladies. Then behind closed doors, it's the lady running the show and calling the shots. With exception of the occasional wife-beater. When I come visit I'll find out the truth, but I think I know that a trash-talking chump like you is taking a dildo-up-the ass at home.
Put down the super glue and step outside the basement you live in so you can get some fresh air. You know I ain't having that shit and you will have fresh tortillas made to go with the chorizo that is gonna get stuffed in your mealy mouth.

woodbuck27
05-25-2012, 07:16 PM
I think what they need is 'their song'. I recommend tainted love. Anyone have a suggestion?

Well the obvious choice:

'Love Is A Battlefield' comes to mind.

Then thinking of the blending of Easy Cheesey and Snake ... of cheap booze and pot and sweet candy and chocolats with bowls of fruit and cans of whip cream and 'only' a tad of imagination minus a TV set.....what a COMBO.... and days and days of that......ohh sweet hell....'LOVE STINKS '.

woodbuck27
05-25-2012, 07:23 PM
Shouldn't you be banging your hot girlfriend again, instead of on Packer Rats???

http://dubsism.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/guy-with-blow-up-doll-a.jpg

Ladies and Gentleman in the category of LOVE...Trying To Make It REAL ......we have a WINNER !

SnakeLH2006
05-26-2012, 04:32 AM
Who would have thought snake's bragging about bumpin-n-grindin the ladies meant he fights women.

Might have to change him from Poser Rat to sissy rat

Umm..Snake has gotten wiser/mellower over the years...I only slap women with the cock mofo..EC is no lady...a lady is 30+ posing daily..unsexy..thus who cares..tend ur cats/casseroles u old snatch. Ur the poser Mad...I'm just real when I appear chucho maricorn. U luv me.

woodbuck27
05-26-2012, 07:48 AM
Umm..Snake has gotten wiser/mellower over the years...I only slap women with the cock mofo..EC is no lady...a lady is 30+ posing daily..unsexy..thus who cares..tend ur cats/casseroles u old snatch. Ur the poser Mad...I'm just real when I appear chucho maricorn. U luv me.


Sometimes cheese ..... never Limberger.

Harlan Huckleby
05-26-2012, 09:29 AM
Umm..Snake has gotten wiser/mellower over the years...I only slap women with the cock mofo..EC is no lady...a lady is 30+ posing daily..unsexy..thus who cares..tend ur cats/casseroles u old snatch. Ur the poser Mad...I'm just real when I appear chucho maricorn. U luv me.

:lol: cats & casseroles

Snake is a hoot - never go changin!

It is of course true that Mad is a poser who luvs him some snake. But like the rest of the noble gents in this thread, he not-so-secretly sees women as weak and vulnerable and in need of protection. A woman is a "fiesty filly" when she lips off, but when the shit comes back she is a damsel in distress.

Snake is the bad-boy who stole some of you gents' girlfriends in highschool.

woodbuck27
05-26-2012, 09:43 AM
:lol: cats & casseroles

Snake is a hoot - never go changin!

It is of course true that Mad is a poser who luvs him some snake. But like the rest of the noble gents in this thread, he not-so-secretly sees women as weak and vulnerable and in need of protection. A woman is a "fiesty filly" when she lips off, but when the shit comes back she is a damsel in distress.

Snake is the bad-boy who stole some of you gents' girlfriends in highschool.

The Snake in my former lifetime active and when in sports, was a goalie on our hockey team. He had a solid glove hand. His girlfriend was gorgeous.

MadtownPacker
05-26-2012, 10:49 AM
I'm just real when I appear chucho maricorn. U luv me.
Actually I do luv you cuz you make us laugh so we wouldnt replace you for anything in the world. But why are you saying you are real when you appear like a "gay puppy"????

Harlan Huckleby
05-26-2012, 11:17 AM
He had a solid glove hand.

http://fixingtheeconomists.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/smelltheglove1-300x292.jpg

Freak Out
05-27-2012, 12:16 AM
Wow...what a setup. Nice.

Upnorth
05-28-2012, 01:44 PM
Actually I do luv you cuz you make us laugh so we wouldnt replace you for anything in the world. But why are you saying you are real when you appear like a "gay puppy"????

I suggest the title "gay puppy rat' instead of 'poser rat'

SnakeLH2006
05-31-2012, 03:21 AM
Harlan, in your professional assessment, is it possible that Snake is projecting his vision of an ideal woman on Easy and hates himself for his inner feelings?

Snake has his ideal woman despite her craziness..u can not coach tall sexy cum craving freaks..aka the opposite of Cheesey's old snatch Grandpa Mike is proud of in the trailer.

SnakeLH2006
05-31-2012, 03:25 AM
Omg..don't post much cuz im on my cell..have a life..but Woody and Harlan r spot on..Mad wants my cock.

George Cumby
05-31-2012, 07:14 AM
Gandhi or Martin Luther King, Jr.?

MadtownPacker
05-31-2012, 09:57 AM
Omg..don't post much cuz im on my cell..have a life..but Woody and Harlan r spot on..Mad wants my cock.

Whats a matter? You forget to add minutes to your cell? :lol:

http://pocketables.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/01/gophone.jpg

Why would I need your tiny, pale dick when I can just make women laugh with my words?

woodbuck27
06-02-2012, 10:50 AM
Gandhi or Martin Luther King, Jr.?

Without any consideration for the weight scales....mmmm..... Ghandi and physical??

I understand that Mr. King saved 'his most physical' for calming sessions with mysterious Lady's of the Night. All on the QT except for Mr. J. Edgar Hoover's interest 'of course'.

Upnorth
06-02-2012, 04:15 PM
Gandhi or Martin Luther King, Jr.?

I'll take King for the fist fight, but Gandi for the war.

Iron Mike
06-05-2012, 07:35 PM
posing daily

That about sums you up.

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s320x320/382644_162707007165145_139203342848845_164006_6674 59934_n.jpg

woodbuck27
06-07-2012, 08:22 AM
That about sums you up.

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s320x320/382644_162707007165145_139203342848845_164006_6674 59934_n.jpg

Ehh !?