Vacation pictures....

[Iron Mike]

It's Summertime, let's see those vacation pictures, Peeps!!!!

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[Iron Mike]

I just got back from a week in PNW/LV, first day was spent at Mariners vs. Angels "Turn Back The Clock" day.....

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Not bad seats, huh??

[Iron Mike]

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View from the hotel room...

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King Felix was pitching that day, with Mariners and Angels in Rainiers/LA retro jerseys...

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I didn't take a pic of the uni's, so here's a screenshot from ESPN the next day.

[Iron Mike]

The next Saturday was spent at Pike Place Market...

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With the requisite stop at an Irish Pub...

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Victor Steinbrueck Park (notice the lack of rain???)

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A ferry and a (soon-to-be) ferris wheel...

[Iron Mike]

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Just kidding, it's raining over in Bremerton, or somewhere....

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I think that guy in the white shirt is in Tom Hanks' seat....

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The Original Store....

[Iron Mike]

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I'd like another beef and cheddar, plz. :)

[easy cheesy]

I just got back from a week in PNW/LV, first day was spent at Mariners vs. Angels "Turn Back The Clock" day.....

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Not bad seats, huh??

Our seats were OUTSTANDING and the view from the Hotel was priceless! That was sooooo much fun! Not to mention the photos with the Dave memorial. GRAND SALAMI! (and yes, it was a Grand Salami all the way around!!!!!) The last great touch was the Town Car that was supposed to pick us up that morphed into a 16 person Limo... and they wondered if we minded the substitution.... REALLY? LOL! $64.00 for a first class ride vs. a cab fare of $55.00-$60.00 in a glorified ashtray with bad suspension and religious pamphlets.... not much of a decision there!

[red]

the farthest i've been from home this year is the 20 minute drive i make to work every fucking day

someone please shoot me now

[easy cheesy]

Post your shitty pictures of Las Vegas Michael! "M" was deliciously decadent! BTW- I love your shitty pictures of Las Vegas, especially of Gordon Ramsey's "Steak" restaurant at Paris where, thankfully, all you can see is my Packer gear under the Ramsey name! LOL! Drunk me obliterated by bad photography! There is a God!

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[easy cheesy]

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I'd like another beef and cheddar, plz. :)

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That beef and cheddar kicks ass!

[easy cheesy]

Too bad "Shazamming" is not allowed at the "Safe". I'll "Shazaam" at the "Clink" when the Pack comes to town!

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BAM-ALAM-SHAZAAAAAM!

We could've "shazammed" from the 9th floor but we would've been busted methinks!

[Iron Mike]

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Can you imaging the shazammage this would have been from a 9-story drop???

[easy cheesy]

I never thought I would be sooooo Seattle... BUT... when I asked for a double short mocha breve and I got a 16 ounce fucking Latte in Vegas I was pissed. Fuckers don't know coffee! AND it cost $7.00 at the Venetian, without the fucking tip. JHC! At least he gave it to us for free and then gave us another double shot- neat- fuckers!

[easy cheesy]

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Can you imaging the shazammage this would have been from a 9-story drop???

I think one of those "Owl Creatures" landed face first in that "Shazammage" and thought "nom, nom, nom... there is a God"

[Iron Mike]

I think one of those "Owl Creatures" landed face first in that "Shazammage" and thought "nom, nom, nom... there is a God"

After they were "86'ed."

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[Iron Mike]

After they were "86'ed."

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Fixed. :)

[easy cheesy]

After they were "86'ed."

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HAH!!!!! Drug Dealers and Users are NOT welcome here. Anyone seen using or selling drugs will be permanently "86"ed and reported to the RPD... LOLOLOLOL!

[easy cheesy]

Fixed. :)

Is that Clay? Or Clay-mation? Maybe Clay-nation. TIRE IN THE HOLE!

[Iron Mike]

TIRE IN THE HOLE!

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[Iron Mike]

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Can I just get a half????!!!!??

[easy cheesy]

Remember how quick I chonched that Ivars down? I wasn't gonna let those family fucks get in the way of my chonchage!

[Iron Mike]

.....back on topic:

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[easy cheesy]

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Can I just get a half????!!!!??

I think her wheelchair, diaper and oxygen tank all ran out at the same time.... she's cliff divin' now!

[easy cheesy]

.....back on topic:

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mmmm... that's "M".... best room ever!!!

[Iron Mike]

Remember how quick I chonched that Ivars down? I wasn't gonna let those family fucks get in the way of my chonchage!

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GTFO of my way!!!!!!!

[Iron Mike]

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I think that's a UFO flying around Paris....

[easy cheesy]

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GTFO of my way!!!!!!!

and you were speaking to those guys in Samoan and that stupid bitch in line in front of us asked "What were you saying?".... be careful what you ask for... hahahhaa! The Samoans liked it! Uptight Bellevue Mom....not so much.. HAH!

[Iron Mike]

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I think it's time for another Kilt Lifter.....

[easy cheesy]

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I think it's time for another Kilt Lifter.....

Roger that!

[easy cheesy]

God Bless Kells and God Bless Joe.... he's gone back to Ireland as of the 4th of June.... cancer not looking too good... as if... God Bless you Joe and God Speed!

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[Iron Mike]

Roger that!

Noooooooooo.....too many and I'll want to head to the Steer!!!!!

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[easy cheesy]

Noooooooooo.....too many and I'll want to head to the Steer!!!!!

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The "Wheel" is golden!

I can do Sonny as well as Cher... ***insert crap here***.... here we go!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzW_7ANnHZI

[Freak Out]

You crazy fuckers. Did you get out to Brouwers and hang with the beer nerds? Great frites btw.

[woodbuck27]

I never thought I would be sooooo Seattle... BUT... when I asked for a double short mocha breve and I got a 16 ounce fucking Latte in Vegas I was pissed. Fuckers don't know coffee! AND it cost $7.00 at the Venetian, without the fucking tip. JHC! At least he gave it to us for free and then gave us another double shot- neat- fuckers!

Classy post.

[easy cheesy]

Classy post.

I live and breathe for your approval oh Sage one!

[easy cheesy]

You crazy fuckers. Did you get out to Brouwers and hang with the beer nerds? Great frites btw.


Alas we do not! But we did find some beer nerds along the way and the weather actually held out to make it a great outing!! I've still yet to get Mike to Dick's for a burger though! ***sigh***

[Freak Out]

Alas we do not! But we did find some beer nerds along the way and the weather actually held out to make it a great outing!! I've still yet to get Mike to Dick's for a burger though! ***sigh***

What! He's been out west how many times and still hasn't made it to Dick's? Hell...Brouwers is close....two birds..?

[MadtownPacker]

Damn this thread is like a bad trip. What the fuck exactly happened and what drugs you mofos take?

[Harlan Huckleby]

One of the worst threads ever, some vacation pics.
I will check back in if the thread gets moved to garbage can.

[SkinBasket]

I'll update this with pictures from belize in August. It's okay to put pictures of my cock in the romper room as long as I'm on vacation I'm assuming. I've got this wonderful underwater camera and I've got some fantastic ideas regarding the sealife and myself. Very art-house.

[Iron Mike]

I'll update this with pictures from belize in August. It's okay to put pictures of my cock in the romper room as long as I'm on vacation I'm assuming. I've got this wonderful underwater camera and I've got some fantastic ideas regarding the sealife and myself. Very art-house.


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[Iron Mike]

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Earlier vacation.....sunset on the beach.

[Iron Mike]

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Brrrr......a little too chilly to swim in February.

[Iron Mike]

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Bitch, stop feeding the deer!!!!

[swede]

Went over to Minnesota for a long weekend and stopped west of Albert Lea to get some coffee and pie when Cousin Dewey saw a sign for Horstmeyer's Berry and Goat Palladium. We didn't have to be to Jackson until six, so we drove a ways up 2 and found the place and I guess they saw us coming, because we got charged three bucks each to get in and then had to put quarters in a gumball machine to buy alfalfa pellets to feed the goats. Dewey put six bits worth of alfalfa pellets in his pants so he wouldn't have to keep running back and forth. Seemed like a good idea until the goats tried to chew through his pants.

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Later we stopped in Fairmont for an ice cream cone at the new McDonalds. We were lucky, I guess, because we got to see Ronald McDonald do a little bit of a show, but Carl Jr. had to play the fool and get Ronald all riled up.

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Carl Jr. swears that the man had been drinking but I don't suppose that's allowed. One of the Martin County deputies had to calm things down and he warned Carl Jr. about how sinful it is to tease corporate mascots in front of little children because as it happened the Christ Redeemer preschool had come up from Fox Lake to have a look at Ronald and tour the kitchen and drive through area.

We still made it Jackson by six thirty but Grampa Swenson had already gone to bed and we didn't see him until breakfast the next day.

[easy cheesy]

Lolz! :)

[easy cheesy]

Went over to Minnesota for a long weekend and stopped west of Albert Lea to get some coffee and pie when Cousin Dewey saw a sign for Horstmeyer's Berry and Goat Palladium. We didn't have to be to Jackson until six, so we drove a ways up 2 and found the place and I guess they saw us coming, because we got charged three bucks each to get in and then had to put quarters in a gumball machine to buy alfalfa pellets to feed the goats. Dewey put six bits worth of alfalfa pellets in his pants so he wouldn't have to keep running back and forth. Seemed like a good idea until the goats tried to chew through his pants.

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Later we stopped in Fairmont for an ice cream cone at the new McDonalds. We were lucky, I guess, because we got to see Ronald McDonald do a little bit of a show, but Carl Jr. had to play the fool and get Ronald all riled up.

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We still made it Jackson by six thirty but Grampa Swenson had already gone to bed and we didn't see him until breakfast the next day.

I'm guessing the breakfast was with Lingonberries...

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[easy cheesy]

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Bitch, stop feeding the deer!!!!

There were TONS of those mofo's around in that lady's yard! I think Skin and Nutz would've had a shooteramabonanzaobliterartionfest!!!! Hitting deer is like shooting fish in a barrel in Ocean Shores.

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A ferry and a (soon-to-be) ferris wheel...

That Ferris Wheel is open now!


http://www.kirotv.com/videos/news/a-kiro-7-special-the-seattle-great-wheel/vcXcz/

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[Freak Out]

Goats are a fucking hoot.

[easy cheesy]

Goats are a fucking hoot.

On first glance, I thought you said "Goats are fucking hot"... wrong read! :)

[Iron Mike]

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[HowardRoark]

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Brian probably thought that goat was hot.

[easy cheesy]

Brian probably thought that goat was hot.

Goat Cheese comes to mind. I'll leave it at that. I'm not a Chevre fan.

[MJZiggy]

Goat Cheese comes to mind. I'll leave it at that. I'm not a Chevre fan.

Now I want the goat cheese pizza that I get at the local yuppie pizza place.

[easy cheesy]

Now I want the goat cheese pizza that I get at the local yuppie pizza place.

Just don't tell me that it has broccoli and pine nuts on it also.... NOOOOOOO!

[MJZiggy]

Just don't tell me that it has broccoli and pine nuts on it also.... NOOOOOOO!

Oh god no!! Why would anyone ruin the wonder of a 4-cheese crispy crusted pie of wonderfulness with crap like that? When you're in DC next, I'll take you there. https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHCoeIHGc-4LJO-Tr9z1HM5ClNMlSg3wNySBSGTV2bbcutSkTv

[SkinBasket]

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So we get to Belize and we're not going to make our connection from Belize City to Dangriga, but they don't care down there. They make you airplane tickets from scratch paper with some scribbles on it. So the next plane available is some six seat POS that's narrower than nutz's car. For real. But it's got two prop engines instead of one, so I feel safe, and it's sunny, so everything's fine. Get in a van in Dangriga with four other couples and quickly realize a couple things. One, none of the vehicles in Belize have suspensions because they drive on dirt roads filled with holes and urine. Two, one of the other couples is going to make me murderous if the bitch don't shut up. Yeah, we get it. You just got married (like almost everyone else there) and life is very exciting. Now shut the fuck up.

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After listening to her read every goddamn store sign out loud and offering her feelings on every stupid thing that pops into her vacant skull over the machine gun rattle of the van's doors, we finally get on a boat and 20 minutes later we're on this island. They feed us and show us to our rooms, where I quickly dispense justice on my wife so there won't be any of that romantic anticipation bullshit the rest of the night. We're supposed to go zip lining and cave tubing the next day, but there's that fucking hurricane.
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So the next morning, Lord Byron, our pot smoking golden toothed host tells us there a mandatory island evac to the mainland. We'll be staying at their other resort on the coast for a day. So everyone packs their shit, gets on the boat with the staff, and motors back to shore after lunch. That's when Lord Byron tells us there isn't enough room at the resort. 3 couples have to go to a different resort. Someone asks, "Where is it? What's it like?" He just says, "North, and it's kind of the same." After no one else volunteers, I do, and a couple others follow suit. We get there and it's giant fucking houses. Brand new. LB opens the door as says this is where you'll be staying - together, with a TV, a crate of booze, and some bread and stuff. Oh, and it'll be 2 days by the way. I'm socially retarded and like to yell at my wife while I sex her, so I think this is going to be a disaster. By the end of the night, we had all watched the lesbian scene from Black Swan together and I got them to call me Skinbasket. Really nice folks.

I'll continue my thrilling recounting of my adventure later. I've got an erection and there's no kids around...

[Zool]

Came for boobs. Was disappointed.

[easy cheesy]

I dissed a girl and I liked it... normal day...

[easy cheesy]

I'll continue my thrilling recounting of my adventure later. I've got an erection and there's no kids around...

That was AWESOME! :) I want the entire travelogue please!