I wanna make my Obligatory Post dammit!!

[George Cumby]

I must be getting old. All those girls need 10 more pounds to be interesting......

[red]

Is it a noon game, or did we get flexed to 3:30?

[Joemailman]

Is it a noon game, or did we get flexed to 3:30?

3:25. Don't be late.

[red]

Cool, thank you

[pbmax]

I must be getting old. All those girls need 10 more pounds to be interesting......

I was just thinking that I am worried about Barbie's structural integrity.

And you know I am old when I tell you that is not a euphemism. She's going to tweak am oblique or hurt a knee.

[mraynrand]

I must be getting old. All those girls need 10 more pounds to be interesting......

They actually are; photoshop takes off about 10-20

[MadtownPacker]

Sadly I would only be able to kill a few minutes of the time with that honey. :whaa:

[CaptainKickass]

Like I always say:

"You've got to get up pretty early in the morning if you're gonna drink all day"

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XtDc_iJ-j-M/maxresdefault.jpg

https://img.wonderhowto.com/img/77/04/63534715067932/0/secret-drinking-all-night-long-without-getting-drunk.1280x600.jpg

This one likes to "get a little captain" in her :)

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4b/9d/27/4b9d275c93acc821dbbc9cd010a38e4d.jpg


....I'll keep checking for the game day post every so often throughout the day.

[Joemailman]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/c0Z8KKDlEZfkQ/giphy.webp?cid=790b761195f3bbfa6de97168e593035cfae 56957b45a2ba0&rid=giphy.webp

[Joemailman]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/2uwZ4xi75JhxZYeyQB/giphy.gif?cid=790b761147005d9f0589554c94592e4a0616 686b6dcaf9a9&rid=giphy.gif

[CaptainKickass]

I popped in here to make my obligatory and what did I find? No fucking thread yet!

I guess I'll just have to have patience.

Everyone meet Patience Silva:


https://the-hollywood-gossip-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--goGLu0af--/t_full/cs_srgb,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1516910985/patience-silva-image.png

[CaptainKickass]

Looking forward to the game and just enjoying the whole day.

Cheers to everyone and especially T.D. (Thunder Dan) for the incredible streak.


https://i.pinimg.com/originals/01/f9/43/01f94340c5f3613e29308994b8677ab0.jpg

[Joemailman]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/6QXdPW7qzTVxC/source.gif

[pbmax]

Where is that bar Captain?

[bobblehead]

I wonder what dan is going to do for the season opener 2021 thread when he is still active on his streak.

[CaptainKickass]

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/37360432/getting-impatient-i-am.jpg

[oldbutnotdeadyet]

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/37360432/getting-impatient-i-am.jpg

Ahem, I liked the pictures of the young semi-naked ladies MUCH better than this yoda crap.

[Joemailman]

Captain doesn't like to be kept waiting.

https://previews.123rf.com/images/ambrozinio/ambrozinio1407/ambrozinio140700011/30547918-captain-waiting-for-the-departure.jpg

[CaptainKickass]

Y'all know why I'm here.

In the mean time, enjoy this pic of Gia...


http://www.myrideisme.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Gia-Genevieve-at-Ink-and-Ir.jpg

[Joemailman]

https://www.lovequotesmessages.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/peeking_skeleton_still_waiting_meme1.jpg

[run pMc]

Gia-sus wow.

[RashanGary]

I need to be able to smell these girls before I can make any type of determination

[bobblehead]

I wonder what dan is going to do for the season opener 2021 thread when he is still active on his streak.

Aged poorly :( I am sad.

[bobblehead]

I need to be able to smell these girls before I can make any type of determination

Ok Joe...all of her, or just the hair?? Too political? Who cares, the moderators have left us!!

[Joemailman]

Ok Joe...all of her, or just the hair?? Too political? Who cares, the moderators have left us!!

Um...that wasn't me who said that.

[bobblehead]

Um...that wasn't me who said that.

Biden...sorry, I got political. He has a history of hair sniffing. Was calling JH Joe Biden.

The artist formerly known as JH...now known as RG...formerly NC. Fuck man, pick a name and stick with it!!

[Joemailman]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/26n6xBpxNXExDfuKc/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47ude1o0utm67tdqycd7166qpnnrmn y3w8ps2ilos5&rid=giphy.gif

[RashanGary]

I don't sniff hair! I sniff genitals. It gives a lot of information

[RashanGary]

LMFAO that Jamaal swagdaddy Williams said he's pretty sure his QB knows what fourth down is :lol:

We gonna get their best shot!

[CaptainKickass]

Ahem.

It's the big day.

You've all literally never given me anything.

I however, have given you all Madison Beer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madison_Beer)

https://cm1.narvii.com/6211/70a5d1514a1d8d14fb03d3177e3ad120749ef9cd_00.jpg

https://gate.undelete.news/uploads/madisonbeer/49552765_2229757073945229_4180597997958581173_n.jp g

https://64.media.tumblr.com/2ae49716f48db4b8454e2969362daf77/31a27f14282d3cc3-eb/s500x750/e7819f67a80f9afcff564b624e5c34a984dd1416.png

[MadtownPacker]

Ok Joe...all of her, or just the hair?? Too political? Who cares, the moderators have left us!!Now one has left anything and you are a liar. Guess I’m back to having to read every damn post. See you in a week or so.

[Joemailman]

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/67439512/its-ok-i-will-just-keep-waiting.jpg

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Packerrats bylaws state that in the event that the current active GameDay thread starter gets exiled, or for whatever reason, fails to compose the GameDay thread by kickoff, responsibility for the GameDay thread reverts back to the current poster’s predecessor.

And if the predecessor fails to compose a thread? If that’s the case, then anyone can call dibs.

I ain’t gonna lie: I was excited after Harrell started the Packers Upcoming Schedule thread. ;)

[CaptainKickass]

Packerrats bylaws state that in the event that the current active GameDay thread starter gets exiled, or for whatever reason, fails to compose the GameDay thread by kickoff, responsibility for the GameDay thread reverts back to the current posterÂ’s predecessor. And if the predecessor fails to compose a thread? If thatÂ’s the case, then anyone can call dibs.

I see a game day thread placebo has been started. Per the unwritten PackerRats game day thread bylaws the "official game day thread" isn't official unless it contains the word "official" in the thread title.

Current feeling:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdEQmpVIE4A

[Joemailman]

So we have an unofficial game day thread started by someone other than the rat who started the last winning gameday thread, with Vikings listed before Packers in the thread title. This happens once in a blue moon.

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/10/29/style/28MOON-01/oakImage-1603985177355-superJumbo.jpg?quality=90&auto=webp

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I see a game day thread placebo has been started. Per the unwritten PackerRats game day thread bylaws the "official game day thread" isn't official unless it contains the word "official" in the thread title.

Current feeling:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdEQmpVIE4A

I’m feeling ya.

Damn Harrell. Probably still sleeping from drinking all night.

[CaptainKickass]

So we have an unofficial game day thread started by someone other than the rat who started the last winning gameday thread, with Vikings listed before Packers in the thread title. This happens once in a blue moon.

And whenever it does, it's always lame.




https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5a/c3/ac/5ac3ac46d25a3d5c4119d06b90224921.png

[CaptainKickass]

Official game day thread tradition and Obligatory Game Day Post tradition status has been updated

https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2256056/85533345.jpeg

[RashanGary]

Hope no one pulls a me and fails on the game day thread responsibility.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Per Packerrats bylaws, Harrell, Mailman, Sparky and myself have been eliminated from starting the GameDay thread in 2020.

Someone else has to pick up the slack! Where the fuck is ThunderDan?

[call_me_ishmael]

I think about this article a lot.

https://www.packersnews.com/story/sports/nfl/packers/mcginn/2016/08/27/mcginn-brice-evans-show-they-belong/89423930/

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Wrong thread

[smuggler]

Wasn't Brice a victim of a neck injury? Packers love their neck vulnerabilities.

[Joemailman]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ComplexBronzeGrouper-size_restricted.gif

[MadtownPacker]

https://i.gifer.com/1Ypz.gif

[Joemailman]

Hey Harlan! Poke Mad and tell him it's time to get up and start the Game Day Thread.

[MadtownPacker]

Don’t worry yourself until you’re pale I am here.

But on a serious note, fuck you! The only one who is going to “poke” anything is me!!

[George Cumby]

Don’t worry yourself until you’re pale I am here.

But on a serious note, fuck you! The only one who is going to “poke” anything is me!!

Everyone, hide your sheep and goats!

[Joemailman]

Hey Mad! It's the Gameday Thread, not the Gametime Thread

[George Cumby]

He's drunk, stoned or in the drunk tank.

Maybe all three......

[Joemailman]

Ahem.

[MadtownPacker]

There’s a game today?

[Zool]

Where's the captain and his mostly naked women? Some without all their appendages?

[CaptainKickass]

Where's the captain and his mostly naked women? Some without all their appendages?


Hope no one pulls a me and fails on the game day thread responsibility.

Well, ever since that one fuckface fucking fucker of a fucktard fucked up a decade and a half of gameday thread starting tradition, I felt the only correct thing to do was to simply stop the obligatory posts, which logically meant also halting my reminders to start the damn game day thread.

But I'm not bitter.



Anyway, here's a few more for old times sake:

https://thrillblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/beautiful-bikini-gifs7.gif

https://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20191201/1575229220_fyk7w1de38.gif

https://thrillblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/beauties-3.gif

[Freak Out]

Oh my. Thanks Captain.

[Joemailman]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/Kvjugjvc1L9iE/200w.webp?cid=ecf05e47psylxc06353yirpn1ijoutitzgvr 81a7r6o2mjse&rid=200w.webp&ct=g

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Just a humble reminder: I have NOT called dibs on the Official WK 1 Pack-Sinners GameDay Thread.

Someone else should start the thread. My wretched life continues to suck and I am too sad to start it.

[Joemailman]

Ahem.

After starting the Game Day Thread last week, I think I'm banned for life.

[CaptainKickass]

I don't really wanna make my obligatory game day posts anymore but am compelled to check for the "official" game day thread because maybe I still really do.

I still want the game day thread posted early but I realize as a matter of practicality that y'all bastards can't really be relied upon to be so attentive to detail and punctual.

I would just start the game day threads myself but I was told I was too cool for that. It seems very beneath me, very secretarial (or administrative assistant if you wanna be a dick about it) and besides, I'm a captain. I deserve my own secretary.

Speaking of secretarial, If I were hiring someone to assist me with... well whatever assistance I needed with my administration on a daily basis... and the resumes were sorted, interviews conducted, and HR gives the 'ol "thumbs up" - then which of these two candidates would you choose?

Candidate #1
She's from somewhere. She has qualification. She did something before this. She has a name I don't remember. I call her Delicious

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/81/9e/99/819e9952d50e459b9106ae0c380ca366.jpg



Candidate #2
She's from somewhere else. She has a couple of very redeeming qualities. Her name also escapes me but I just call her Lunch. Hello Lunch!

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7d/0d/40/7d0d40caec2e000e063d7a7d2e49c90c.jpg

[lambeaulambo]

Hello gentlemen.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Yo, Crumby, they shipped you back to North Korea or whatnot?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Never mind. Crumby just started game day thread.

In the meantime, enjoy Coldplay and BTS’ awesome collaboration.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YqPKLZF_WU

[George Cumby]

Yo, Crumby, they shipped you back to North Korea or whatnot?

Hahahahaha.

Fun facts:

My dad grew up in Northern Korea before there WAS a North or South Korea during the Japanese occupation. Not too far from the Chosin Reservoir. Fled to the South with the family after the end of WW II. He was in Inchon when MacArthur pulled the end around and was with the Seventh ID in Hagaru as an interpreter when we pulled out of the North.

Fun facts.

[CaptainKickass]

Haven't done one of these in a while. Some entertainment while we wait for the official game day post. Everyone meet Denise. Everyone, Denise. Denise, everyone.

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/53/cb/61/53cb61dfe3bbd892bdf1709f18017656.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5a/f4/11/5af4112a6edd2188c51f2106f71007f7.jpg

[George Cumby]

TY

TYVM

[Bretsky]

Haven't done one of these in a while. Some entertainment while we wait for the official game day post. Everyone meet Denise. Everyone, Denise. Denise, everyone.

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/53/cb/61/53cb61dfe3bbd892bdf1709f18017656.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5a/f4/11/5af4112a6edd2188c51f2106f71007f7.jpg



:bclap::bclap::bclap::bclap::bclap:

[smuggler]

You're doing the Lord's work, Cap!

[Joemailman]

What are you waiting for? Christmas?

[Joemailman]

Hope APB knows Packers are actually playing a noon game.

[Fritz]

Haven't done one of these in a while. Some entertainment while we wait for the official game day post. Everyone meet Denise. Everyone, Denise. Denise, everyone.

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/53/cb/61/53cb61dfe3bbd892bdf1709f18017656.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5a/f4/11/5af4112a6edd2188c51f2106f71007f7.jpg



So what's her other boob's name?

Wow, Capn. Stellar work there.

Come on, APB? I'm the backup, but let's not muck this up, okay? Start that thread!

[CaptainKickass]

I'll make my obligatory post momentarily but I just wanted to resurrect this thread and see if I could do it some justice. Turns out I can. Allow me to introduce the Justice sisters.

Meet Vicki Justice and her sister Madison



https://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/victoria-justice-and-madison-reed-at-a-photoshoot-february-2021-3.jpg

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a6EDDd9_460s.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e1/81/65/e18165efa2205bfda959c384db791554.jpg



Because being with family is important this season!

[MadtownPacker]

So that’s why you mofos marry cousins…

[CaptainKickass]

Jesus titty fucking christ already...THE GOD DAMN GAME DAY THREAD


https://c.tenor.com/PKB1P63FQa0AAAAi/where-the-fuck-is-it-randy-marsh.gif

[CaptainKickass]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/4JCWtwL4vM2aTkHdNw/giphy.gif

[CaptainKickass]

?


https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/user/12153868.8a3d950b.600x450i.ff2362acef0f.jpeg


https://t3.ftcdn.net/jpg/02/67/60/00/360_F_267600001_shRuk0ET6gwYimAM6H72xHB4vZO2E0uw.w ebp

[Joemailman]

https://media.tenor.com/a6BC0uRDFAsAAAAC/waitingforyou-waiting.gif

[red]

https://media.tenor.com/a6BC0uRDFAsAAAAC/waitingforyou-waiting.gif

is there a game today?

blah

[CaptainKickass]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

I mean c'mon man!!
















(while we wait....)


https://i.pinimg.com/736x/14/58/43/145843dbfbef6b118c34fe4101baa192--the-farm-farms.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/0b/46/d5/0b46d5bf5b8430b54ea81a944bff2336.jpg

https://cdn.fansshare.com/pictures/kirstendunst/hot-babe-kirsten-dunst-sexy-2015349445.jpg

[Fritz]

So who started it during this mini-win streak? Whose job is it?

And Cap'n - great pictures there.

[Fosco33]

Hold your horses

[George Cumby]

Hey Kickass.

I get you like 'em in their 20's and skinny.

How about some MILFs with curves?

[QBME]

Hold your horses

C’mon Fosco
Bring it home!!

[CaptainKickass]

Some asshat probably has folks confused around here because of this title:


Official 2023 Week 1 Packers at Bears (Love v Fields 1.0) Game Thread!
Started by RashanGary, 09-02-2023 08:12 AM


The above thread IS NOT a traditional GAME DAY thread and I wanna make my obligatory post

Someone needs to step the fuck up!


Here's three bitches with beer.


https://www.dispatch.com/gcdn/presto/2023/01/31/NDNJ/a5d11a7c-5216-4e05-9926-fd53d982f8fb-DTB_LPGA_Retail_Update_06.jpg

[MadtownPacker]

What’s the hold up? What did that ahole do wrong now?

[smuggler]

Where's Woodbuck anymore?

[red]

Some asshat probably has folks confused around here because of this title:




The above thread IS NOT a traditional GAME DAY thread and I wanna make my obligatory post

Someone needs to step the fuck up!


Here's three bitches with beer.


https://www.dispatch.com/gcdn/presto/2023/01/31/NDNJ/a5d11a7c-5216-4e05-9926-fd53d982f8fb-DTB_LPGA_Retail_Update_06.jpg

Yuck, who picks these girls

A ginger, a colored, and a methhead with mandatory neck tatoo

[CaptainKickass]

Where the bloody hell's the game day thread yo?!?!

https://y.yarn.co/53048eb9-424a-4663-9136-9e58085a1031_text.gif

[Freak Out]

Kenny?

[CaptainKickass]

https://media.tenor.com/VGUonjkeVdIAAAAd/bueller-bueller-economics-teacher.gif

[KYPack]

The Cap is in place, the boys are ready to post, the bitches are ready to roll, Game thread?

[Joemailman]

Can't be me. I had a losing Game Day Thread last week. I'm disqualified.

[MadtownPacker]

I’m yo ho this week!!

[KYPack]

Many thanks, pal.

[King Friday]

Well, MLF off to a great start in the second half.

[KYPack]

Somebody, anybody cheer me up

[KYPack]

I know we need the help in pass pro, but don't keep Musgrove in to chip. Run route with him up the middle

[ThunderDan]

Come on Madtown. Let's get this rolling. I know it is early for you but some of us are leaving for the game soon.

[Fritz]

I’m yo ho this week!!

You can only be a ho if you do it again and again.

So get going, you ho.

[CaptainKickass]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQH6HZhKKw6HAFDzg7RBoG4JfCqyjx-cj9QAeOCR1s_BIrADHu9cMxYwsIt54GF6MyHDDY&usqp=CAU

[bobblehead]

I'm too lazy and will be predisposed by gametime, but can someone please post a pic of Jordan Love in Game of Thrones garb and "King of the North" caption.

[Fritz]

Uh, Mad…?

[MadtownPacker]

Why does everyone else get sexy ladies posted but not me?

[KYPack]

You got enuff problems.

Bring home a winner

[CaptainKickass]

Why does everyone else get sexy ladies posted but not me?

https://img2.hotnessrater.com/192153/esperanza-gomez.jpg

https://www.dieoff.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/Alina-Belle-4-min.jpeg

https://en.free-wallpapers.su/data/media/7/gl30396.jpg


.


And to whomever's turn it is to start the game day post:

GET ON THAT SHIT ALREADY EH?!?!

[MadtownPacker]

That’s a nice showcase but you didn’t do them for me and o lost.

These are MadScientist’s muchachas…

[CaptainKickass]

Well?

The game day thread.

Start it.



https://storage.googleapis.com/pai-images/3787eac078bd4a2faed9686832e4bb82.jpeg

https://storage.googleapis.com/pai-images/93624b7817d94bcd8b064b25cba19c6c.jpeg

[Joemailman]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/3kACvwjyzgOdqE3GWT/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47msx9mh8y53tz8l5ysho8aojty32n 234ly6s1fvkk&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

[MadtownPacker]

Fuck we need someone new to step up.

[pittstang5]

Fuck we need someone new to step up.

I can do it. My luck has been real shitty lately, so somethings gotta change.

[MadtownPacker]

I can do it. My luck has been real shitty lately, so somethings gotta change.
I bet you’re glad you didn’t put your stamp on all this mess. :lol:

[King Friday]

This mess is going to be here all year…plenty of time for sloppy seconds.

[MadtownPacker]

Gonna need 10 more warm bodies at this rate.

Thanks for playing King. You got broken in rudely. :lol:

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Who’s gonna run the table?

[Joemailman]

nm

[MadtownPacker]

Who’s gonna run the table?
That’s right wiggy, you gotta speak highly of Eyetalians this week!