Chad Johnson Arrested [Archive]

Brando19

08-11-2012, 09:23 PM

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/08/11/report-chad-johnson-arrested-on-domestic-violence-charges/

He head butted his wife in their car. She was bleeding from her forehead. Philbin is learning what a nut this guy is. Wouldn't suprise me if he's cut from the team.

Kiwon

08-11-2012, 09:36 PM

http://feeworldorder.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/evelyn-lozada-wedding2-418x420.png

"One mo' word out of you b---- and I'm going to head butt 'cha."

Joemailman

08-11-2012, 11:00 PM

They've been married about 6 weeks. Does this mean the honeymoon is over?

PaCkFan_n_MD

08-11-2012, 11:16 PM

I'm glad a lot of these malcontent players are near the end of their careers. The TO's and Chad Johnson's of the world have been more annoying than funny over the years. TO, Joe Horn, Chad Johnson, have actually made the league boring b/c they turned TD celebrations into mocking rather good honest fun. The league needs more Greg Jennings, Calvin Johnson, and Larry Fitzgerald types.

He's not even good anymore, he should just go away.

Kiwon

08-11-2012, 11:21 PM

Cut from a headbutt, huh?

I am waiting for the "Tiger Woods' Wife Broke Out Window With A Golf Club To Help Rescue Him" version of the story.

Gotta keep those paychecks coming in....

PaCkFan_n_MD

08-11-2012, 11:26 PM

A women beater going over the middle? If you were still allowed to tackle/hit people in the NFL I would have been worried if I was him.

Brandon494

08-12-2012, 02:37 AM

Damn thats funny I was just watching Hard Knocks on HBO earlier and they were showing how happy Chad Johnson and his wife were. He is a fucking idiot though and I wouldn't be surprised if Miami released him, so far Joe Philbin has shown he doesn't take too much shit.

LegandofthePack15

08-12-2012, 08:27 AM

Joemailman

08-12-2012, 08:46 AM

When a man "accidentally" headbutts a woman, its domestic violence. But when a woman "purposely" slaps a man, its simply a woman scorned. I, for one, am against Amazonian masterhood.

And Joe Fucking Philbin, who the fuck does he think he is? The fucking pope? Telling Ochocinco he'll get cut if he continues swearing is pretty lame. Rex Ryan wouldn't give a fuck.

Who cares about Rex Ryan? Last time I checked, he had lost control of his locker room. Don't follow the Dolphins much, but it sounds like Philbin is trying to instill greater discipline. Considering their record the last few years, I'd say he's entitled to that.

LegandofthePack15

08-12-2012, 09:05 AM

Who cares about Rex Ryan? Last time I checked, he had lost control of his locker room. Don't follow the Dolphins much, but it sounds like Philbin is trying to instill greater discipline. Considering their record the last few years, I'd say he's entitled to that.

Nothing wrong with profanity. "Curse" words are not ethnic slurs. Anybody can be a motherfucker. And its not like Philbin is coaching a bunch of 3rd graders. Besides, the F in NFL stands for fucking.

Let Ochocinco swear at will! And fuck Phibin for censoring a man's right to say the word fuck.

pbmax

08-12-2012, 09:12 AM

A women beater going over the middle? If you were still allowed to tackle/hit people in the NFL I would have been worried if I was him.

I am very curious, what makes you think other players would seek out Johnson based on that infraction? The Packers have had players who have had domestic arrests and they don't seem to be targeted. Perhaps neither Green nor Walden drew blood.

If her brother were an NFL safety, then that might be another issue.

I have always gotten a kick out of ol' Ochocinco and TO on the field. But when you are a bigger pain in the ass than you are a talent, it becomes a losing proposition.

gbgary

08-12-2012, 11:34 AM

oucho

KYPack

08-12-2012, 11:56 AM

A women beater going over the middle? If you were still allowed to tackle/hit people in the NFL I would have been worried if I was him.

Don't worry about Chad going over the middle.

He's an "outside the numbers" guy all the way.

MJZiggy

08-12-2012, 11:57 AM

\ Besides, the F in NFL stands for fucking.

National Fucking League? It would make gamedays more interesting, but you do remember that there are no women in the league, right? Somehow I just don't see how football relates to gay porn. I'm sure Skin will enlighten me, though.

PaCkFan_n_MD

08-12-2012, 12:39 PM

I am very curious, what makes you think other players would seek out Johnson based on that infraction? The Packers have had players who have had domestic arrests and they don't seem to be targeted. Perhaps neither Green nor Walden drew blood.

If her brother were an NFL safety, then that might be another issue.

I have always gotten a kick out of ol' Ochocinco and TO on the field. But when you are a bigger pain in the ass than you are a talent, it becomes a losing proposition.

B/c a guy who head butts his wife is a total bitch? In a sport were knocking the crap out of someone USED to be applauded I think it would be only natural to want to give a guy a little extra force when you know deep down he's a pussy. Plus wr’s are defenseless going across the middle.

pbmax

08-12-2012, 12:41 PM

B/c a guy who head butts his wife is a total bitch? In a sport were knocking the crap out of someone USED to be applauded I think it would be only natural to want to give a guy a little extra force when you know deep down he's a pussy. Plus wr’s are defenseless going across the middle.

This is also a sport which has had a fair number of domestic assaults (and not just recently) and they have largely been ignored on the field.

Tony Oday

08-12-2012, 12:54 PM

Bitches be crazy.

wonder what the whole story is...I mean we know he is a D Bag in general but did she touch a black mans stereo?

PaCkFan_n_MD

08-12-2012, 12:55 PM

Well I wasn't being all that serious from the start anyways. You should write a paper explaining your theory since you obviously have thought this out in great detail.

pbmax

08-12-2012, 01:10 PM

I haven't spent much time thinking about it at all. You post made me think I had missed something.

Joemailman

08-12-2012, 05:20 PM

Johnson is claiming she headbutted him. http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000049021/article/evelyn-lozada-to-press-charges-on-chad-johnson?module=HP11_headline_stack

Brando19

08-12-2012, 08:08 PM

Looks like the Dolphins have CUT Chad Johnson. Philbins not gonna put up with that type of crap.

Patler

08-12-2012, 10:16 PM

Johnson is claiming she headbutted him. http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000049021/article/evelyn-lozada-to-press-charges-on-chad-johnson?module=HP11_headline_stack

At least they agree on what started the disagreement:

The disagreement started when Lozada "located a Walgreen's receipt in the vehicle's trunk for a box of condoms."

Kiwon

08-12-2012, 10:48 PM

Johnson is claiming she headbutted him.

Evelyn Lozada's next boyfriend?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_al6jcWMzM

http://usctrojans.cstv.com/blog/assets_c/2011/11/Cushing-Bleeding-Browns-thumb-600x380-20710.jpg

channtheman

08-13-2012, 06:53 PM

Damn, she headbutted him now! Wait, wasn't this guy named Chad Ocho Cinco? Was that a different guy or did he finally realize that his name was Chad Eight Five and not Chad Eighty-five.

KYPack

08-13-2012, 07:43 PM

Damn, she headbutted him now! Wait, wasn't this guy named Chad Ocho Cinco? Was that a different guy or did he finally realize that his name was Chad Eight Five and not Chad Eighty-five.
Chad should have named himself Ochenta y cinco, that means eighty-five in Spanish.

Momma bear got a little hot when she caught CJ buying rubbers.

Chad, have the lady buy your raincoats, no tell-tale receipts thata way.

Also, if the woman says you need to use a condom, you probably don't need to wear one.

But if she says it's OK to go bareback, you probably should wear two!

Fritz

08-15-2012, 05:54 AM

KY, you are a wise man.

Pugger

08-15-2012, 07:11 AM

Any woman who marries a clown like Ocho Cinco shouldn't be pissed (or surprised) if she finds receipts for rubbers- especially if he doesn't use them at home.

KYPack

08-15-2012, 09:08 AM

Chad is probably done now. Talk about a fall. Tossed out of the league, no TV show, old lady splits, all in a few days.

They say you shouldn't kick a man when he's down, but that's bullshit.

That's the best time to kick somebody. I mean, he's laying right there, lay in a couple, ya know?

smuggler

08-15-2012, 09:13 AM

This crazy bitch and Ocho were perfect for one another. Why did they have to ruin it?

Kiwon

08-15-2012, 09:45 AM

Video of Chad 85's firing.

What'd you think of Joe Philbin's performance?

Somehow I think its kind of creepy to broadcast stuff like this. I'm not too crazy about reality TV

It's corny to show the office door closing from the hallway and then cut to the camerman inside the office as if it is a "private" conversation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Bl977K7FcMw

Fritz

08-15-2012, 11:30 AM

Chad Ocho Cinco pleading for his job. Ouch.

wist43

08-15-2012, 12:38 PM

Smidgeon

08-15-2012, 12:43 PM

Chad Ocho Cinco pleading for his job. Oucho.

Fixed

Fritz

08-15-2012, 03:31 PM

Good one.

Wonder if Ocho Cinco - er, Johnson - tried the line on his wife that yeah, he was cheating, but at least he was wearing raincoats!

KYPack

08-15-2012, 09:20 PM

The HBO execs are probably jerking off over that episode. Really boosted the ratings.

That's pro sports.

Cup of coffee and a road map for Chad.

pbmax

08-15-2012, 11:37 PM

As the chinese curse says, "May you live in interesting times".

Listening to GB sports radio last night online - 30 minutes dedicated to this nonsense. I find it amazing that anyone finds this crap interesting.

Welcome to dysfunctional Amerika, where dysfunction is the norm.

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Like you wist, I too remember the mental stimulation of watching I Dream of Jeannie. A glorious age it was.